yexiuwenshuodaohoumadeshihou，lianseluchutaohaodeshense。
jiezheyoudao：“duile，nishenmeshihouhuilaide？”
“今天。”
“nizheijinianganshenmequle？kannideyangzihundebingbuhaoa。”
yexiuwendaliangzheyechenyishenditanhuo，yinyangguaiqishuodao：
“buguobuyaojin，nixianzaiyoulegefupohouma，wanghoubaozhetadatuijiuxingle，buchouchibuchouhe。shuoqilai，nibatinglihaide。”
“zheizhongshizhidexuanyaoma？fuqinshangmenchiruanfan，erzixianzaiyeliangshoukongkongpaohuilai，yimenliangfeiwu！nilaoyejiadeliandoudiujinle！”fangchengpingmanlianbiyidao。
“diubudiulianneiyebuguannishi！”yechenmiansedanmo：“woshilaimaiyaocaide，maibumai，bumaiwojiuzoule。”
yibiankanbuqilaobashangmen，yibianyouxiangshouzhelaobashangmendailaidehaochu，zheizhong**qinqi，tagenbenbuxiangduoshuo。
“e，chadianwanglezhengshi。”
yexiuwenkantademuguangtouzheqingshi：“ganggangnishuohuiyishu？xingyizigezhengnachulaiwokankan！”
“meiyou，danwoshizhongyi，wozhishimaiyaocai，budasuan……”
yechenzhengxiangshuobudasuanzainizheigongzuole…
“闭嘴！”
yexiuwendelianseturanzhuanleng：
“quwangshangsouguajigeyaocaimingzi，jiuganzichengzhongyikaiyaofang？haizhuantiaoguideyaocaikai？jibaiwandefeiyong，nifudeqima？haixianglaizheiligongzuodixiaoyaocaifei，wokannishizhunbeinaleyaocaijiupaoba？shibushizaojiudezhinihoumazizhuwokailezheijiayaodian，paolaikengwodeyaocainachuqudaomai，shibushi？”
“yigemaotouxiaozi，yeganzaiwomianqianzichenghuizhongyi？haigandazhezhongyideqihaokengpiandaowobaicaotanglaile，nihaodadedanzi。”
fangchengpingyeshimiansebushan，lengdao：“mashanggun！fouzewolikebaojingzhuani！”
叶辰眉头一皱。
zhengxiangshuoshenmeshi，yidaojinghuangshicuodejiaohanshengchuanlai。
“fangyisheng，fangyishengjiuminga！！”
yaodianmenkou，yigezhongniannanrenfuzheyigedaduzinvrendiediezhuangzhuangdepaolejinlai。
“郑洪！”
kandaolairen，fangchengpingheyexiuwenduishiyiyan，fenfenmianseyijin。
zhenghong，hushanshipaimingqianjidechaojifuhao，mingxiachanyewushu，shenjiashangbaiyi。tachuanglidedaxingliansuobaihuoshangchang‘zhijiazhengpin’，gengshijihulongduanlezhenggeshengshidelingshouye。
dancishitaquemanlianhuangkong：“fangyisheng，kuaijiujiuwolaopo！”
“biehuang。”fangchengpinghuifuzhending，yuqipingjingdao：“xiuwen，guoqubangmang。xianbarentaidaozhuchuangshanglai。”
“shia，zhengshoufu，wolaogongkeshiyuanjinwenmingdeshenyi，tadezhongyizaoyi，lianshiyiyuanyuanzhangdouzitanburu，youtazai，nijiufangxinba，niqizibuhuiyoushide。”
yexiuwenlianmangxiaozheanweidao。
tayebushixiachuiniu，fangchengpingcongxiaojiukaishixuezhongyi，zaixiangxiashiyijinghuodebushaozanyu，laidaochenglikailezheijiabaicaotanghou，mingshenggengdale，yijingzaizhongyijiexiaoyoumingqi。
zhenghongyezhishiguanxinzeluan，laopochuwenti，tadiyishijiansonglaizheili，chulelidejinwai，ziranyeshiduifangchengpingdeyishuyousuoxinlai。
rujintingdaozheixiehua，zaixiangdaoduifangzaizhongyijiedemingsheng，tayeanxinlebushao。
“haibukuaigun，younizheiyangdezhizi，wojuedechiru！”
yexiuwendengleyechenyiyan，kuaibupaoqubangmangbabingrenfudaozhuchuangshangpingtanglexialai。
zhenghongjimangshuodao：“wolaopozaoshanghaihaohaode，gangcaitashuoduzibushufu，jiezheduzijiuyuelaiyueda，ranhoujiuhunleguoqu。fangyisheng，ninkuaikankan，tadaodishizenmehuihuishi。”
fangchengpingdianlediantou，shangqiandamai，muguangkanxiangzhuchuangshangderen，meitouyixiazijiuzhouleqilai。
bingrenmaixiangpinghe，qisetizhengyemeiyoushenmewenti，weiyijiushiduzichuqideda，fangfoyaobaozhadeqiqiuyiyang。
“nilaopohuaiyunle？”fangchengpingwendao。
“dui，kuaisangeyuele。”zhenghongmianluxise，fangyishengguoranlihai，jiuxianggudaineixielihaidemingyiyiyang，guangpingbamaijiunengdezhihuaiyunyufou。
“tajintianyoumeiyouchishenmebuduijingdedongxi？”
“meiyoua，yinshijiugenpingshiyiyang。fangyisheng，ninzheimewen，wolaoposhibushizhongdule？”
“bieluanxiang，wozhishilixingwenyixia。”
“jiranyinshimeiwenti，neijiushixieqirutidaozhifuzhangruqiu，fangxin，zheishixiaowenti，zhajizhenjiuhaole。”
fangchengpingdanranziruodeshouhuishou，nachuzhenbao，quchuyigenxizhangrumaodeyinzhen。
yexiuwendunshimianluqidaizhise。
老公又要行针了！
meicitaxingzhen，bingrendebingqingdounengqidaoliganjianyingdexiaoguo。
takanzhedouganjueshenxinyuyue。
zhengdangfangchengpingchenshouyaoxiazhenshi，yidaodandandeshengyinchuanlai：
“nizheiyizhenxiaqu，tahuiside！”
yitingzheihua，suoyourenmiansedabian。
tangtangfangchengping，yishouzhenjiushuwenmingxiaerdemingyi，jingranzaixiazhendeshihou，beirenzhiyihuizhasiren？
zheibudanshizata‘baicaotang’dezhaopai，gengshiduitagerendeqichidaru！
xunshengwangqu，kandaoshineigeshuaxinji，qitukengpiantabaicaotangyaocaide**zhizishi，fangchengpingdangjiborandanu：
“hunzhangdongxi！zheiliyounishuohuadefenma？jiwogunchuqu！”
“xiaochennizenmeshuohuade！nigufukeshiyuanjinwenmingdeshenyi，nixueguoyimajiuganzhiyita？ganjinzou，biezaizheiliaiyan！”yexiuwenmanlianyanedengletayiyan。
zhenghonggengshimianseyihan：“xiaozi，niganzuzhouwoqizi，huodebunaifanleshibushi？”
mianduisanrendenuhuo，yechenshensedanran：“tazheigenbenbushiputongdebing，ershixiemofuti。”
fangchengpingpaianerqi：“hunzhang，kandoumeikanzhangkoujiulai，yiweizijishishenxianma？haixiemofuti？laozixueyisishinian，jiumeitingguozheigebingming！”
“laogong，nibieshengqi，zheijiushixiabianluanzaode。nishuoxieqiruti，tajiugaichengxiemofuti，shuodegengxuanhuxiandezijigenglihai。”yexiuwenyanebinglengdekanzheyechendao：“xiaochen，niyaozaigan***，zuogugudewokeyaotinifuqinchounile！”
zhenghongmuguangxionghendedingzheyechen：“xiannisanmiaozhongnei，zaiwoyanqianxiaoshi，fouzewohuirangnizaizheigeshijieshangxiaoshi！”
yechenshensedanran，yuqibuxie：“rangwoxiaoshi？xinbuxinzuiduoshifenzhong，nilaopojiuhuisi？”
“ni！！”zhenghongborandanu，“lairen，bazheixiaozijiwodiuchuqu。”
suizhetadenuhe，menwaizoujinsigeheiyibiaoxingdahan，miansebushandechongyechenzouqu。
“man！tajiranganzhiyi，jiurangtaliuxialaihaohaokankan，wozheiyizhenxiaqu，bingrenshihaoshihuai。”
“wobaicaotangdemingshengbushirenrensuiyimoheide！”
fangchengpinglenghengyisheng，kaishixiazhen。
butongyuyechendexunsu，fangchengpingxingzhenhuanman。
suizheyinzhenluoxia，zhuchuangshangnvrenzhanggugudeduzi，ruxieleqidepiqiuyiban，zhayanjianxiaolexiaqu。
xiayike，bingrenzhengkaishuangyanxiayishizuoqishen，mangransigu：“wozheishi…zainaera？”
“guoranshiyidaishenyi，zheixiaoguodangzhenshiliganjianying！”
zhenghongjidongbuyi，lianmangguoquwozhunvrendeshou，jinzhangdekanzheta：“laopo，zheishizaibaicaotang，niganjuezenmeyang。”
“woganjuetinghaode。”nvrenluchuanxindexiaorong。
“neijiuhao。”zhenghongsongleyikouqi，zhuanshenduifangchengpingbaoquanzuoyi：“duoxieshenyijiuwoqizi，zhengmoubiyouhoubao！”
“小问题而已。”
fangchengpingdandanbaishou，xinliqueyizhenqiexi，yanqiandezheiweikeshiquanshiqianjidechaojifuhao，shenjiaguobaiyidecunzai，tashuoyouhoubao，neikendingshitiandadebaochou，zheixiafacaile！
taqiangrenzhejidong，suihoumianseyileng，kanxiangyechen：“nishuowoyizhenxiaquhuiyaorenming，xianzairuhe？”
“laogong，tadongshenmeya，huazhongquchongeryi。”
yexiuwenmuguangbuxiekanxiangyechen：“jiunigufuzheiyangdeyishu，niyeganzhiyi？xiaochen，mafannizuochunshizhiqian，daidiannaozi！”
“nigennifuqinyiyang，chulefeiwujiushibuyaolian！”
fangchengpingyeshiyilianyane：“nizouba，biegaosurenjiawoshinigufu，wodiubuqizheigeren！”
“tingjianlema？haibukuaigun！”zhenghonglenghedao。
yechenyaotouchixiao：“laopokuaisilebuzizhi，haizaizheijiaoxiao？”
“woshuoguo，tashixiemofutitunshishengji，fangchengpingneiyizhen，xieqiweichu，yangqifanxie，cixiaobizhangzhixia，bingrenzhihuisidegengkuai，xianzaibuguoshihuiguangfanzhaobale。”
“nandaonimeikanjian，tadeliansekaishifaqinglema？”
tingdaozheihua，jirenxiayishikanxiangzhuchuangshangzuozhedebingren。
guoran，talaishiyejiuduzizhangda，qitameishenmeyiyang，xianzaiduzixiaoxiaqule，liansequekaishifaqingle。
zhenghonglianseyichen，tebieshihuiguangfanzhaosigezi，lingtashifenbuan：
“fangyisheng，woqizita……”
“bietingta***。bingrenxieqiyichu，xianzaibuguoshiguanxingshiran。fangxinba，zuiduobangexiaoshi，niqizideliansejiunenghuifuruchangle。”
fangchengpingdanranzixindehua，rangzhenghongfangxindetongshiyouyouyixiekuijiu，zijijingranzhiyifangyisheng。
zhengdangtayaozhiqiandeshihou，yechenyoukaikoule。
“buyongbanxiaoshi，zuiduoyifenzhong，yifenzhonghoubingrenhuiyundao，fubuzaicipengzhang，lianseyouqingzhuanhei，shengjijianxiao。yitadeshentisuzhi，zuiduonengjianchiwufenzhongjiuhuiduanqi。”
话音落下。
zhenghongdeqizidangjimianlunuse：“laogong，zheirensheia！”
“sanfanliangcizuzhouwoqizi，nizheishizaizhaosi！！”zhenghongliansetieqing，muguangxionghenwubi。
jianlaobandonglezhennu，sigeheiyibiaoxingdahan，fenfenshensebushandedingzheyechen。
“诅咒？你也配？”
“ruobushiqiafengqihui，youburenkandaoyishiliangming，woyelingtianhexuzaiciyunifeihua！”
“jiranbuxinwo，neijiudengzheshoushiba！”
“duile，haiyou30miao！”
yechenlenglengyixiao，zhuanshenjiuzou，zhunbeiquqitayaodiankankanyoumeiyoushixinhua。
yexiuwenyilianbiyidekanzhetalikai。
“tashuojidiansijiujidiansi？yiweitashiyanluowanga。”
“maodoumeizhangqi，xiaochoubale。”fangchengpinglenglengdeyaotou。
没有人相信他的话。
yigesanshisuibudaodenianqingren，nishuotazhongyibixueyisishiniandefangchengpinghailihai？
这不是扯淡吗？
raner，yechengangzouchumenkou，zhenghongdeqizituranshenziyizhan，zhenggerentanruanxiaqu。
“laopo！laoponizenmele！”
zhenghongmiansedajing，jimangfuzhuqizi：“fangyishengnikuaikankan，wolaopoyouyundaole！！”
fangchengpingmengdeqishenlaidaozhuchuangbian。
yexiuwenjimangyeweileguoqu。
cishidebingrenshuangmujinbi，lianseyuefadeqingle。
bujinruci，duziyekaishiyirouyankejiandesudu，manmanfuzhong，huxiyebiandegengmanle。
“yifenzhonghoubingrenhuiyundao，fubuzaicipengzhang，lianseyouqingzhuanhei，shengjijianxiao……”
yechendehuahaizaizhongrenerzhonghuidang，xianzaizheiyimubujiugentashuodeyimoyiyang？
yexiuwenyizhenmudengkoudai，jingranbeitajishuozhongle？
zhenghonggengshixinzangdouzhaliele，sangyinbuyoutaigaolejifen：“fangyisheng，nibushishuowolaopohaolema，weishenmexianzaitayoufufa！！”
“zhengxianshengbiehuang，henduobingzhengdouyoufanfu，bushishenmedashi，wohuizhihaotade。”
fangchengpingshenqingdandingdejibingrenbamai，jiezhetaochuyinzhen，kaishixiazhen。
yifancaozuohou，bingrenfeidanmeiyouxiangshangciyiyangliganjianyingdexingguolai，fanerduziyuelaiyueda，liansebiandeqinghei，lianhuxidouruolexiaqu。
“fangchengping，nizaiganshenme！”zhenghongmiansezhengning，lianchenghudoubianle：“weishenmewolaopogengyanzhongle！！！”
fangchengpingetoumaohan，zaibufuzhending，genbenbuganhuidazhenghong，zhidejiaojinnaozhizhibing。
raner，suizheshijiandetuiyi，taxiangjinlegezhongbanfa，queyidianxiaoguodoumeiyou。
bingrenfaneryuefadeyanzhong，duzibiandebiganglaishihaida，lianseyijingzhijieheile，huxigengshiruoyouruowu。
fangchengpingquanshenlenghan，shoudoukaishifadoule。