第2章
“lidage，nishuonainiangzainashoudeshang？”
“qianmianshanjiaoxia，sanxiaojiekuaizou......”
shenye，heiyouyoudishanaoliyiqianyihoufeikuaizouzhelianggeren，bangdayaoyuanzouzaiqianmiandeshijiading——lier，houmianqichuanjingendeshisanxiaojie——yananchu。
yananchubenchushendalisiqingshuchusanxiaojie，quezhiyinshengmubeijian，ziyoubeisongdaoxiangyejuzhu，mingweiyangshen，shiweipaoqi。
bujiuqian，huangdiqinciyanerxiaojiehezhongliewangshiziwanhun，keerxiaojiepianqiaozheishiyibingbuqi，hunshibunenggenggai，yushihu，banzuofeidesanxiaojiebianbeijiehuitijia。
zhupumenbanyezaikezhanxiuxishi，hutingshuonainiangchuqumaiyaodiexiashanpoweilejiao，yushiyananchujimanggenlierjinyelinziquzhaota。
keyizhizoujinlinyeshenchudoumeikanjiannainiang，yananchugangxiangwennainiangjiujingzainashi，hujianqiantoudeliermengzhuanshendingzhuta。
lierliansezhengning，shouliliangchuyibaduandaoyinsensenlengxiao：“sanxiaojie，shihuagaosuniyourenyongyinzimainideming，wonarenqiancaitirenxiaozai，nixialediyukebieguaiwo。”
shuoba，tayigemenghuzhanshenpuguolai。
yananchudachiyijing，zhuanshenjiupao，kexibianlindishiruan，tajiaoxiayihuazhongzhongshuaidao，etoumengzhuangzaixitouluanshishangbianyidongbudongle。
“**，少装死！”
lierzhuiguolaihenchuailiangjiao，huqiaojiansanxiaojiesankaiyijinliluchuyihenjifu，yueguanglenghuixianeibanyingbai，xiniruzhi。
“waya！zheisiyatoulianmianbuzadishenzihaitingbai！”
lieryanmaojingguang，rexueyiyongyebuguanrensihuo，“cila——”yishengsikaiyishanjiupashangquyaoshibao。
danjiuzaizheishi，yananchuhuzhouranzhengkaiyan，mouziyingzheyesetouchudiandianyouhan。
tayubeiyiraobianhuanzhulierbojing，senliangliangxiao：“nanren，bieneimejima！”
zhinende，qingsedemianpangshangfuxianchuyisiyunianlingbufudeyouhuo，yuqiliquanshigourenwumei。
“你——！”
lieryouxiechijing，sanxiaojiehaibudaoshiwusui，qieyigecunyezhangdadeyatouzenhuirucifengqingliaoren？
danjiuzaitayilengjian，fuxiahuyitong。
jingshiyananchuwolegangcaineibingduandao，henhencirutafuzhong。
“a——”shanyeliyishengcanjiao。
yananchuchushoulingliejueli，wojinduandaozaihengjingyihua，liernaodaiyiwaijiuyanleqi。
“真晦气！
tarengleduandaopaipaishoushanghuichen，zaihenhenyijiaobashishentijinshanxili，xiaochunbaneryizhangyihebaoyuanzhe。
“renjiachuanyuedoushijunnanxiangtayingjiezhe，zenmelaoniangpianyudaogejianshafan......”
cishideyananchu，yishiyijieyoushamenmotounvzun，suxixinjiguimiruyuan，shouduanlingli，yifenzhongqianyinchihuangxuanjingchuanyuezhongshengerlai。
taheyibanchuanyuezhebutaiyiyang，zaichuanlaibanlujiuyijingquanxilejieyuanzhushenshi，zaiyikanyuanzhushenbandengshiyangtianzhangtan。
benzunkeyuguxianzidedameirener，yigeyanbomeiyanerjiunenggoulaiwushuqunxiazhichen，keyanxiazheishashenban？ganbiebiedemeigeaotujiusuanle，haifayubuliangnendeyaoming——
zhengzaitayuanchangtanxishi，shanxiachuanlainainianghuansheng：“sanxiaojie，sanxiaojieyou......nipaonaqule？”
“zaizhei——”tameihaoqierdihuiying。
piankehou，nainiangqichuanyuyuxunlai，yibiantiaojiaoyibianbaoyuan：“aiyouzheilierkeqisiwole，tashuorangwocaixiechitengcaohuiyanfu，kewobianshandoumeizhaodao——aiyamaya！”
meishuowanshitayiyankanjianxibianliershishen，dengshihetanzaidi。
“他——他咋了？”
“sile！jiaoxiayihuazhuangluanshishangjiusile！”
yananchushuodeyundanfengqing，haosisilezhichouchongyiban。
“死了？”
nainiangyanzhueryideng，houlongli“gener”yishengjiufanzhebaiyanyunle。
“真没用！”
yananchuchaotianfanbaiyan，huxiangqinainianggangcaishuoshenmechitengcao，neizhongyaocaokeshinengzhichengyanshoudanwandeqizhenzhiwu，shijiannanxun，jingbuzhiyanfuyouciwu？
tayoudianweinanle，lierguoshuoyourenyaotademing，zheikebushishenmehaoshier，yuanbendasuanjiaodimoyoujiuzoude，dan，xianquyanfunongxiechitengcaozaizouyebuchi——
youlezheigexiangfa，yananchubianbeinainiangxialeshan，qukezhanlizhaodaolingwailianggejiadingzhunbeijixuganlu，dannainianghedebuqing，shichangjingkong，yananchugancuijixieyinzidafatahuilaojiale。
yushihu，“sanxiaojie”zaiyichengpojiaohusongxia“weifenglinlin”huidaoleyanfu。
cishi，yandarenzhengzaishufangkanshu，cefurenliwenyupeibanzaipang。
yanjiarulezongcidenvjuanzhiyouyiqiyiqie，zhengqiduonianqianbingzhongqushile，dinvyezaojiajinananwang，cefurenliwenyucaishizuishouyandarenchongaizhiren，zheicibengaichujiadeerxiaojiebianshitasuosheng。
eryananchushengmuzhishibeijianshinv，bieshuozongci，lianmingfendoumeilaozheyige，duonianqianzaobeihongchufuyuanyuannianzoule。
tingwensannverhuilaileyandarenwensibudong，meiyouyidianeryaoqukankandeyisi，zhishiyanfandihuihuishoufenfuxiaren：“jitaliangtaoyishanghuan，bieranggonglilaiguoliderenxiaohua。”
“是！”管家答应。
liwenyuyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan，xiezuiyixiaoshuo：“daren，anchubijingshiyaojiajizhongliewangfude，qieshenqukankanba！”
“随你。”
yandarensuikouhuida，liwenyujianzhayixiao，zouchushufang。
yananchujinlefu，zhongrenjiantashenliangshouruohaimianyoucaise，yishenchuandaibieshuoqianjinxiaojie，jiulianfulixiarendouburu，fulirenjianguandebaigaocaidi，ziranduitagezhonglengchaorefeng。
yananchuweilechitengcaozanqieyinren，zhizuosesuokelianzhuangditouzoulu。
lianggepozidaitazoujinyijianpianju，fangzhongdibuxiaxiao，yongwuculou，kanyangzijiushinuolejiannupufangshejitazhueryi。
yananchuxinlilengyixiao，zoujinfangyongshouzhiqiaoleqiaoliewenmutiaozhuochaopozidao：“zheizhonggudongpashinimenxiarenyebuxihanyongba？”
“womenerxiaojiecaishiqianzunyuguidedaxiaojie，pingniyigeshuchuchoubaguaiyangyepeiyonghaodongxime？”
yigepozihaowugujizhangzuijiujiao，zujianyuanzhuzaitamenyanlidiweijiuhelubianlannichabuduo。
lingyigepoziyeniuzuidengyan：“jiushi，nibuguoshigetijiahuo，shihuagaosuni，zhongliewangshizikeshitianshaxingxiafan，fanshiyaojiajitaderendoumeihaoxiachang，nimeizhunguoliangtianyesileni，yaojinyaoyindeyemeineigeminghua！”