“bujiushilianqidishiceng，youshenmezhidedajingxiaoguaide！”
“di……di……dishiceng？”xiaochenjingdaile：“kelianqiqizhiyoujiuceng，zheishixiuxingchangshi，weihedizihuiyoudishiceng？”
师尊是在说笑吗？
常识，还会有错？
mozhangshengdandanyixiao：“dishicengeryi，nubali，zhengqutupodaodishiyiceng，shierceng，shenzhishisanceng！”
“a……”xiaochenruzaoleiji：“zheizenmekenengni？judizisuozhi，dazongzongzhu，shengdishengzhu，shenzhiyiwangmeigeshidaidedadi，lianqiqidoubuguoshijiucengeryi！”
十三层？
lianqiqijuranyoushisanceng，shizunweilerangwochengzhangyebuyonghuyouwoba？
“youhebukeneng，guzhidadilianqiqidouzaijiucengzhishang，shenzhigaodashisanceng。niyoudadizhizi，lianzhanti，xiudijing，qinengluohouyuren？”
mozhangshengdandandao：“niyaozhidao，gongfadechuanchengshihuiyoupiancha，huiyoushichuande。waijiemeiyou，wairenbuhui，quebudaibiaoweishi！”
“erqienidoudaodishicengle，haijuedeshijiadema？”
轰！
xiaochennaozifangfobeimengdiyiji，qingxingle。
duia，wodouyijingdishicengle，weishenmehaiyaozhiyi？
shizunjuran……juranyongyouguzhixiuxingzhifa，chuanjiwodedijingyeshi，rucishuolaishizundangnianbidingshidadaolelianqishisanceng！
guangshiruciyixiang，xiaochenhunshenjiufuqilejipigeda。
“lianqishisanceng，neideduoqianga，dizirujinjiuyijingdanshengledaojiqicaiyoudelingshi。”
mozhangshengdiandiantou：“zuoxia，weishixianhenishuoyishuozheilianqishisanceng。”
xiaochenlianmangzuoxia，taitoutingxiongrenzhendetingqilai，queyuetingyuexinjing。
yuanlailianqijiucengsuirannengzhijietupochengweidaojiqi，danwanghoudedaojizhishiyouquedaoji。
ergengqiangdedaoji，haiyouwuxiadaoji，wanmeidaoji，zhizundaojiheyonghengdaoji。
kexiangerzhi，zijiyidangongcheng，zaizheizuijichudejingjieherenlakaijuli，suizhejingjiegengqiang，bierenhezijidezhanlijiangzhixianlakai，neijiangduokongbu！
“diziyidingyishizunweimubiao，zongranchengbulelianqishisanceng，yeyaodadaoshierceng！”
zhongjiuhaishizijifuqianle。
yuanyiweishizunshishengren，jieguofaxianshizunshidadi。
yuanyiweishizunshidadi，jieguoshizunlianqishisanceng，chengjiuyonghengdaoji，rujinqiangruguzhidadi。
xiaochenwozhequantou，manhuaixinxindefaxiashiyan。
ziji……juebunengrangshizundiuren！
“吃饭！”
“shi！”xiaochenxinxinmanman，youruciqiangdadeshizun，zijizhiyaosuizheshizunzhishizoujiuxing，mofeizijishiqianshijide……budui，dagaizijishishishishanren，caiyoujinrijiyuan！
“shizun，jinridizi……dizilaizuofan！”
xiaochenlianmangshuozhe，zheizhongxiaoshizenmenengrangshizunlaini？
shenweidizi，yinggaizunshirufu！
ersuizhehongrishengqi，tianguangpoyun，guangzhaosifang。
taichufengzhishang，taichushengzhuzouchudadian，muguangshunjiankanbianzhenggeshengdi。
“混账！”
dangtamuguangkandaotianxuanfengdeshunjian，nule。
“shizun，ninzheishi……”
“mozhangshengzheigehunzhang，zijishifeiwujiusuanle，bazhanxiaochenqitianyesuanle。juranrangxiaochenjitazuofan，tayigefeiwuyaochifan，xiuxingzhirencaichaoxia，shilingqi，hexuchifan？”
“rangxingchenzhantizhanranwuguzhizaqi！”taichushengzhuborandanu：“zhenshiqixinkezhu，qixinkezhua！zijishifeiwuwufaxiulian，kanbudonggongfa，juranhaixiangyaowoshengdiweilaizhiguangyelunluochengfanfusuzi！”
“qu……qubaxiaochendailai，mozhangshengruguozulan，jiwobatarengchushengdi！”
“benshengzhuyijingrentahenjiule！”
neidizilenglexiadao：“shizun，cishibutuo！”
“youshenmebutuo，woshishengzhu。wojuebuyunxutianxuanfengzaiyigefeiwushouzhong！”zheicaishishengzhuzuichudemude。
zaitaichushengdi，benbushishenmemimi。
shengdishierfeng，qinengyunxuyigeshouwufujizhili，yangshoubuguobaishudefeiwuchengweifengzhu？
那真是贻笑天下！
“keshizunyidayingqitiandabizhihouzaibatazhuchushengdi，ruoshidiertianjiufanfu，dizipa……”
taichushengzhujinwozhequantou，mengdishuangmuruhuo：“zhenzhenshi……huiwotaichuzhiweilai，zheigechusheng……”
taquantouwodegegezuoxiang，shenweishengzhuweiyidizidezhangfanyouxiejingya，bujiushichifanma，youfashengleshenme？
“benshengzhujiurentajitian，daoshi……”
shengzhuzhinuguobushiyishisankejiuchuanbiantaichushanmai。
“tingshuolema，shengzhudanu，chadianjiubaneifeiwufengzhurengchuqu！”
“为什么？”
“hainengweishenme，mozhangshengzaotaxingchenzhantibei，rangdadizhizidedizizuofan，ninengxiang？”
“zuofan？”yidaqunrenchengmujieshe。
想啥呢。
zheishihouxiaochenjingjieluohou，xiangyaoyingdedabi，haibujiakuaixiulian，juranhaiyoushijianzuofan？
“zheiyoushenme。”yirenguaixiaodao：“neichunhuojuranchiwanfanhailazhexiaochenyouxiandetangzheshaitaiyang！”
嘎？
zheixiazisuoyourenchedimengle。
“shaitaiyang，tashiyangqibuzuma？zhendejiade？”
“zhende，haoshixiongyiranqiaoqiaoshangtianxuanfengqukanguole，lianggerenpaolebeicha，zaitangyiliqingqinghuangzhe，jiuxiangshisulinongmanghoudexianqi！”
“hahaha……”wushixionghahadaxiao：“ruci，liutianzhihoudabi，haiyoushenmekeshuode？zhenshiwuyileiju，renyiqunfen，bailefeiwuweishi，xingchenzhantiyeyaochengxingchenfeiti！”
“我，赢定了！”
天玄峰之上。
shituliangren，yizuoyiyou，liangbatangyi，youxiana。
“shizun，youzhongnuanyangyangdeganjue！”
“只是如此？”
xiaochenyileng，shizunyouxiangyaotixingzijishenme？
“师尊，我笨！”
mozhangshengxiaodao：“womozhangshengdediziqihuiben？nizhishijinglishao，zhishibugouyuanbo，siweibugoutiaotuo，yanjiebugouguangda！”
xiaochenyidiandoumeishoudaodaji，woburushizunshikendingde。
“请师尊指点！”
“jinijianggegushiba！”mozhangshenghelekoucha，mantiaosilidao：“nikezhizheitiandishizenmelaide？”
“tiandi……bushi……bushiyizhijiucunzaima？”
“cuo！”mozhangshengxiaodao：“huashuotiandihundunrujizi，pangushengqizhong……”
mozhangshengshuodezhengshipangukaitianpididegushi。
erxiaochencongzuichuzhiyayibianchenglejinge，shenhunsanfazhexiexukongju，luchugengduodejidongkebukesiyi。
“tian……tiandishiyourenkaipide？”
“这怎么可能？”
“zheishijiejuranshiyirenshentisuohua，neiciren……youduoqiangda？”
mozhangshengxiaodao：“xiuxingzhiren，taqiangyoutaqiang，nizixiunidao。weishigaosunideshixingchenyunzhuanzhidao！”
“ni……meitingmingbaima？”
“a……”xiaochenshunxijianxiangshimingbaile，zhuadaole：“taiyang，yueliang，zuoyanweiri，youyanweiyue！”
mozhangshengyuanbenshisuikoujianggegushi，rangxiaochenbuyaoneimejinbeng。
erpanguzuoyanweiri，youyanweiyueyequeshishishenyi，yexunengrangxiaochenxiangdaoshenme。
danmeixiangdao，tashuolegegushi，xiaochenzhendemingwushangxintou。
ercike，xitongdingdeyishengxiangle。
mozhangshengyileng：mofeiyouyaoshoutule？