sutaoergubagubazui,“benlaijiushima,yigegenishuowoyigesongshangmendemeinvnibuxuan,feiyaoqutianmurongxueneige**ganma。”
chenyiwuyu,jiyilizheisutaoerhaodaiyeshisujiadezhangshangmingzhu,tadejigegegejiangtashiruozhenbao,danshiyebuzhidaozaoleshenmenie,sutaoerpianpianjiuxihuanchenyi。
yinweizheishisutaoerdejigegegemeishaozhaochenyi‘goutong’ganqing。
“xingle,bietineige**le,chizaorangtamenhouhui。”
“**?”
congyigegezuilimaochude**?kanyangziyigegezheishibutianle?
苏桃儿两眼放光。
chenyiwunai,jiangshoucongsutaoerdeduiazhongchoulechulai,houtuiyibu。
“niyeliwoyuandian,yaoburannineijigegegeyoudelaizhaowoliaoliaorensheng。”
“fangxin,zheiciwomeirangwodejigegegegenguolai。”
shuoba,sutaoeryoubaoshanglechenyideyitiaogebo。
aobuguozheigenianrenjing,chenyiyejiusuitaqule,jiushizheifushudeduia,youxieluoren。
beisutaoerzhuaizhelaidaosuoweidesanhaotongdao,shuotongdaoqishiyejiushiyigebaomingchuangkou。
chuangkoudingduantiezheyigejudademingdan,chenyijirenganghaojiuzaimingdanli。
zhenggetongdaodezhixushiyoujigexuezhangweichi,erchuangkoubanlidengjidezeshiyigegelaoshi。
denglebantian,zongsuandelundaochenyijirenle。
chenyizheigechuangkoudelaoshishigebijiaolatadelaotou,chenyikanzhedouyoudianxianqi。
zheixingxiangyetemenengdanglaoshi?
“shenfenzheng”,laotoupiaoleyiyanpaizaiqianfangmuqinghedao。
suihoulaotoujieguomuqinghedeshenfenzhengkanlekan,“bucuo,bjitianfuzhanchouzhuwang。”
“下一个!”
sutaoerziranyeshilaolaoshishidejiangshenfenzhengdileshangqu。
“yi!ajitianfulinghuxuemai?haomiaozi!haomiaozi!”
zhongyulundaochenyile,denglaotoujieguochenyideshenfenzhenghouzhijieshayanle,gengshenzhibaochulecukou,“wocao!sjitianfu!tianshadezenmeshimijingzhizhu!”
zheiyishengzhijieyinqilezhouweirendezhuyi。
“wodetian,sjitianfu?sjitianfuzheimehailaifenyuanshangxue,buyinggaiqujingdouzhuyuanma?”
“meitingzheiweilaoshishuoma?shimijingzhizhu,wuguiqiao!”
“yuanlaishiwuguiqiaoa!”
“那就难怪了。”
“worenshita,zheibushijiushichenjianeigechenyima?jiushibeimurongxuetuihunneige!”
“是那个舔狗啊!”
eryuanchuliangshuangyinhendemuguangyekanxianglechenyi。
“leige,meixiangdaozheixiaozijingranyehe**meiyiyangjuexinglesjitianfu。”
“heng,wuguiqiaoeryi,luntishengxiaoguohaiburusuibianyigebjitianfu,youshenmezigehexueerxiangtibinglun。”
xufengdianlediantou,“neishi,leige**meijuexingdekeshihuoyuansujizhiqinhe,neikeshiyizhizuiqiangdadetianfuzhiyi。”
murongleiluchuyisijiaoao,“neishiziran,chenyizheixiaozijianghuishixueerqiangzhedaolushangdeyidaowuhen,houmianjiujiaojinile。”
xufengjiangshoushenjinshangyikoudaizhongmolemoneimeijiezhi,“laodafangxin,wobaozhunrangzheixiaozichubulekaohemijing。”
cishidechenyiyiranchengweijiaodian,zheirangtayouxie**,meihaoqidebaileyiyandengjidelaotou。
“laotou,nizuishizhentemesui。”
zheilaotouyezhidaozijizuodelveweibutuo,youxieqianyidao:“youxieyiwaile,baoqianbaoqian,nizheitianfu,junfangderenyinggaiquzhaoguoniba?”
“yaoniguana,dengjihaomei,haolewoyaozoule。”
laotouxiaomimidejiangchenyishenfenzhenghaijita,diaokandao:“kanyangzishiquzhaoguonile。”
sanrenshunlidejinrulexueyuandeneibu,yuanbenyiweiwaimiandeguangchangyijinghenpangdale,kejinrulimiancaizhidao,shenmejiaoda,shenmejiaohaohua。
mingmingyiyanwangququanshiren,queyidianyebuxiandeyongji。
“zou,yigegezanmenxianqushitangchidiandongxi,zheigujidedengdaoxiawule。”
sutaoerlazhechenyixiangshitangzouqu。
chenyilveweihaoqi,“taoer,nilaiguozheixueyuan?zheimeganjuenihaoxianghenshudeyangzi?”
sutaoertingletingduia,“neishi,woyiqianjingchanglaizhaowogegewan。”
“毅哥等等我呀!”
muqinghejianzhuangjimanggenleshangqu。
sanrenhaimeizouyuan,bianbeiyigejinfananzilanzhulequlu。
“taoer,yuanlainizaizheia,wozhaonibantianle。”
suihouzheinanzibiankanjiansutaoerwanzhedechenyile,yuanbendexiaolianshunjianbiandeyinchen,zhizhechenyiwendao:“taoerzheirenshishei,kuaifangkaita!”
sutaoeryilianxianqidekanletayiyan,“liuhongwowanyigegeguannishenmeshi,haogoubudangdao,rangkai。”
doubeizheimemale,zheigeliuhongqueyidianyebushengqi,“taoer,shinisangerangwozhaoguxianide。”
buguoliuhonghaoxiangxiangqileshenme,“yigege?”
“haoa!yuanlainijiushibeimurongxuetuihundeneigechenjiatiangou,chenyi!”
sutaoertingwan,shunjianzhale,qihuhudedao,“liuhongnibizui,wobuyunxunizheimeshuoyigege!”
“taoer,nibieshale,zheirenjiushifeiwu,beimurongxuepaoqihouyoulaizhaoni。”
“cao!nitemesheia,nizijibuyeshisutaoerdetiangou,nalaidelianshuowo。”beidangmianzheiyangshuo,chenyiziranshibugande。
“我舔狗?”
liuhongyeyiliannuqi,“woquannizuibaganjingdian,bieyiweinimenchenjiayoujigeqianjiulebuqi,bupagaosuni,wogezaimijingjunzhongfuyi,haiyoujunxianzaishen。”
chenyibiyidekanletayiyan,“neitemeyeshinige,guannimaoshi,gaodesheimeijunxianyangde,wotemehaishishaojiangni。”
“shaojiang?puchi!”liuhongxiaole。
“就凭你?”
“dui,jiupingwo,zenme?bufu?bufuzhaonigelai,nisuangeshenmedongxi。”
liuhongzhijiebeiqixiao,“haoyigexinsheng,haimeiruxuejiuzheimechangkuang?”
“zenme?niyaojiaoxunwoma?”
“xiaozi,youdanzijiugenwolaijingjichang,worangnizhidaozhidao,wodaodisuanshenme。”
‘ding,chufarenwu;xiaoyoumingqi。’
‘renwumubiao;zuoweixitongdezhurenjingranbeiqingshi,qingsuzhuchubuzaixueyuandaxiangminghao。’
‘renwujiangli;chujiqianyi,kaiqijinengjiemian。’
竟然还能触发任务!
daxiangminghao?zaizheiqiangzheweizundeshijie,daxiangminghaoziranshiyaokaodage!
jiranruci,chenyikanlekanliuhong,jiuneinidangzheidiyikuaidianjiaoshiba。
“youshenmebugan,daixiaoyewoqujingjichang,xiaoyejiaonizuoren。”
shuowanbiangenzheliuhongxiangxueyuanneidegongyongjingjichangzouqu。
zheicaozuokebamuqinghekandaile,“woqu,zheihaishiworenshideneigeyigema?zheiyetaibiaohanleba,haimeiruxuejiuganzhaolaoshengdantiaole?”
ersutaoerlianggeyanjingdoukuaibianchengaixinxingzhuangle,“yigegebudangtiangoushuaibaole!”