“santian?wokanbuyongsantian，zuiduoyiwanshang，bu，gaobuhaodaihuiyanhuisanle，tajiuhuipaoquguogongfudamenkoukunaole。haijideshanghuima?shanghuitabuyexinshidandanshuozaibujianlushizile，jieguolianyesiqibailaidiqupaqiangqiulushiziyuanliang。”
“yuanlainibujinpaguowodeqiang?”xieyuandichendeshengyinyouzaiyesezhongxiangqi。
qiaoyinzhangkoubiandao：“wofashi，yihouwozhipanideqiang。”
“yihou?”xieyuankanzheqiaoyin：“tongyangdeximazhinengyanyici，yanduolejiumeiyongle，lujinzhiyoubusha。”
“womeiyouyanxi，woshirenzhende，nidengzheqiao，wohuizhengmingjinikan。”qiaoyinxinshidandandao。
xieyuanbuzhikefou，zhidao：“neiniyemeijihuile。”
qiaoyinlijixinhuangleyixia。
“niyihoubuyongpaqiangle，zhishaolaijianwobuyong，wohuirangrenzaiqiangshangkaigemen。”
xieyuandichenyoucixingdeshengyinzaicixiangqi，qiaoyinzhijuezijidexinxiangshibeishenmejizhongleyiban，zhenggerendoupiaopiaoranqilai。
youxi，youxi，zheigexieyuanbilujinzhizhenshihaoyiqianbeiyiwanbei。
buyongyigeyue，tasantianjiunengbatagonglvexialai
qiaoyinzhengdeyi，huditajiaodicuanguoyigedongxi，maorongrongdechuganrangtamengdiyijing。
tatengdiyixiazhanqilai，jieguojiaodiyihua，putongyishengshuaijinlehuli。
“qiaoerxiaojieluoshuile。”
“kuaijiurenya，qiaoerxiaojieluoshuile。”
binglengdehushuicongsimianbafangxilai，qiaoyinbuhuiyouyong，shoujiaohuluanputeng，jiuzaitayaochendideshihou，yishuangshouhuanzhuletadeyao，batalachuleshuimian。
qiaoyinjinjinpanzhulairendeyao，naohailihaimeifanyingguolai，jiutinganshangchuanlaileqiaomodedasangmen。
“lujinzhizaina?lujinzhinige**jiwogunchulai!jintiannibixujiwomeimeiyigejiaodai!womeimeiweilenilianmingdoubuyaole，nibixubataqule!”
haizaishuizhongdexieyuankanzhehuailidenvren，shengyinlengdexiangshinengjiebing：“zheijiushiqiaoerxiaojieyaozhengmingjiwokande?”
qiaoyinyukuwulei，henbudezhongxinzhajinshuilisilesuanle。
“哈秋——”
qiaoyindalegepenti，guozhemianbei，guanxialeyiwanjiangtang，erhoubianwuwuwudikuleqilai。
takuzijidaomei，kuzijimingcan，kuzijihaoburongyikandaoledianxiwangle，beitaneihanhandagejiyishouqiamiele。
qiaomochuishouzhanzaichuangtou，manliandouxiezhekuijiu：“meimei，gegecuole，gegetingdaoniluoshui，haiyiweiniyouzaizoujihuani。”
bizhujiqiaoyincalecayanlei，renbuzhutiqiaomokaijiedao：“erxiaojie，zheiyebunengguaidashaoye。zhuyaoshinizhiqianduilushizidereqingshizaishitaishenrurenxinle，womendoubuganxiangxin。”
qiaoyinchouyeleyixia，poguanziposhuaidao：“neiwozuihouyicigennimenshuoyibian，wobuxihuanlujinzhile，woxihuanxieyuan，yigeyueneibujiajixieyuanwojiuhuisi，tingdonglema?tingdonglema?”
qiaomohebizhuyijiushiliangtouwushui：“weishenmeshixieyuan?youweishenmeyidingyaoyigeyue?”
为什么?
因为系统bug!
qiaoyinjieshibule，siyangbachazaichuangshangtangping：“woreliantielelujinzhisiniandeleng**，woturanzizunziai，buxiangzheimebeiweile，buxingma?”
fangzhongdunshiyijing，qiaomoturanpaishoudao，“wozaojiukanneigelujinzhibushuangle，shenmewanyier，yaobushikanzainixihuantademianshang，wozaobatazoubianle!meimeinibuxihuantashizuimingzhidejueding!gegezhichini，dagexianzaijiujinidatingxieyuandeweirenxihao!”
qiaoyintengdiyixiazuoqilai，qiaomoyijingchumenerqu。
bizhuduanlailetazuixihuandemijian，saijintazuili，“erxiaojieyanguangzhenhao，neixieyuanxiejiangjun，nubikanzhebineilushenmeqiangduole。fangcailuoshuideshihou，xiejiangjunerhuabushuojiutiaoxiaqujiuxiaojiele，duoyoudandangya。xiejiangjunjiulexiaojie，xiaojieyishenxiangxuyebuguofende。nubimashangqujixiaojieqingdianjiazhuang。”
qiaoyinlianmangbarenlanzhu，“daoyebuyongzheimeji。”
“bizhu，xieyuanjiulewozhihou，youshuoshenmema?”
bizhuyaoyaotou：“xiejiangjunbaxiaojiejiaojinubizhihou，zhijiejiuzoule，shenmehuadoumeishuo，liansekanqilaihaoxiangyebudahao。”
shiba，shiba，tazheishiretabugaoxingle。
zhanzhuanyiwanshang，zhongyudengdaolediertiantianliang，qiaoyinyizhengyanjiuyaoquzhaoxieyuan。
“xiaojie，zanmenshibushiyaoxiquqianchezhijian，jinchiyidianya?”bizhutantedao。
erxiaojiezheibaizhebunaodeganjing，tashipeifude，dansihuyouxiexumangzhuangle。
“wodengbulele。”tadeshengmingzhengzaidaojishi，tayifenyimiaodoubunenglangfei。
“neihaodaichilezaofanba?shunbiandengdengdashaoyehuilaijinidaixiaoxiya。suoweizhijizhibi，baizhanbaisheng。”
乔吟一想，有道理。
weiletaohaolujinzhi，bianchengtaxihuandeshuxiangguixiumoyang，qiaoyinnonghuilaibushaoshu，buguotameidujiben，bizhudexuewendaoshizhixianshangshengle。
liangrenlaidaofanting，xiarenduanshanglaizaofan。
qiaojiarenkoujiandan，qiaofuchushenxingwu，zaishachangshangsishalebanbeizi，zhengxialezheijinganhoudejuewei，zhijinrengdaibingchuzhengzaiwai，yanxiajializhiyouqiaomoheqiaoyinliangren。
chiwanlezaofan，qiaoyinmeidengdaoqiaomohuilai，dandengdaolemenfangsongjinlaideyizhangyaoqingtie。
“shizhaixingloudewenhuitie，xiaojienibushiyizhixiangcanjiazheigewenhuima?nijintianjiukeyiqule。”bizhujidongdao。
qiaoyinpieleyiyan，zhijiediudaoleyibian：“buqu。”
yiqiantaxiangquzheigewenhui，neishiyinweilujinzhixihuan。
lujinzhibanleyigehaitangshishe，rushechengyuanjieshijingchengguizhouzidi，shetuanmeicijihuidouhuibaoxiachengzhongzuiyazhidezhaixinglou。
tajicinulixiangyaojiaru，bierenhaimeishuoshenme，lujinzhizongshidiyigekaikoufoujueta，sinianlaijishicijihui，tayicidoumeicanjiaguo。
yebuzhidaojintianchoushenmefeng，jingranjitafaqingtie。
“去谢将军府。”
qiaoyinchengchelaidaoxieyuanfudimenkou，xiefudamenjinbi，qiaolebantianmenyemeifanying，jiugenzuotiandeqingkuangyiyang。
zuotiantajiushiqiaolebantianmenmeirenying，zheicaipaoqufanqiangde。
jianwurenyingmen，qiaoyinqingcheshululaidaolezuorideqiangjiao。
xieyuanhaizhenshigeyanchubixingdezhenjunzi。
zuotianshuoyaozaiqiangshangkaixiaomen，tahaizhenkaile。
buguo，bushijirenkaide，shijigoude。
kanzheneiqiangjiaodexiaomendong，qiaoyinganshoudaoleqiansuoweiyoudechaofeng。
qiaoyinzaicixintong，ruguobushizuotianneichangyiwai，taxianzaishuobudingyijingchenggongdakailexieyuande‘jiamen’le。
kailejiamen，mashangjiushifangmen，neilixieyuandexinmenhaiyuanma?