第3章
太极殿。
zhouhuangqiaozhebingbudezhanbao，chunjiaoshangyang，duiyuzheicideshengli，haisuanmanyi。
yubizhanzhusha，zhunbeilungongxingshang。
“bixia，muxiaowangyeqiujian。”dataijianweizhongcongmenwaizoulai，huibingdao。
zhouhuangyubiyidun，lianshangxiaoyishoulian。
“他来做什么？”
“zhei......nucaibuzhi。”weizhongyouyudao。
dajunbanshihuichao，zhengshifengshangdeshihou，muxiaowangyecikejingong，chulejisuqingxuetaoshang，weizhongxiangbudaobiedeyuanyou。
zheizhengshizhouhuangbuyuedeyuanyin——suanshangzheici，linzhaobenyueyijingdiwucijingongweisuqingxuejingongtaohaochu。
huangdimiansetieqing，dianneiturananjingdeheren，suoyougongrenjiehedeyidongdoubugandong，shengpabuxiaoxinchudaohuangdimeitou，rangzijixiaomingbubao。
dianwai，linzhaozuozailunyishang，dengzhebeichuanzhao。
【jiancedaosuzhuxingwei，chufazhuxianrenwu！】
xitongdeshengyinzaicicongnaohaizhongxiangqi。
“bizui！”linzhaomadao。
bantianxialai，tayijingkeyishuliandehexitongjiaoliu，bingqieneirongbuhuibeiwairentingdao。
【zhuxianrenwu：qiuhuangdituihun，yucejiangli：30jifen......】
“renwugepi！laozibuxihan！”linzhaozhijiejujue，xianqidemadao，“jiuneidianpojifen，jingranhaihuanxiangranglaozijinimaiming？”
bushijidedongxi，tacaikanbushang！
【......】
【jifennengduihuandaoju，hainengzhuanpanchoujiang，suzhuzhenbukaolv？】
xitongjixiedeshengyindunledun，danhaishishuodao。
“kaolvgepi！laozishiweiledianjifenlianweihunqidoubuyaoderenma？”linzhaozhuangchengzhengqilinrandeshuodao。
neikeshiyuanshendeqingmeizhuma，zhiaiqinpeng！
必须得加钱！
【neigenvrenlvleni，zheidounengren？】
xitongzaicikaikou，suiranrengjiushijixieyin，danmingxiannengtingchujifenxixueheshengquanzaiwo。
“laozideshier，hailunbudaoniguan！”linzhaolenghengdao。
tadangranbunengjieshouzijinaodaishangdingzheyipianqingqingcaoyuan，dantagengjieshoubuleyigexitongzaitanaozilizhishouhuajiao！
攒积分？
zheihedagongyoushenmequbie！
tatangtangqichinaner，zenmenengbeixitongbaibu？
dadingzhuyi，linzhaoduixitonggengmeixingqudali，zhongqishizudechaozhetaijidianneihandao：
“陛下！”
“皇帝舅舅！”
“外甥看您来了！”
zheifushentidemuqinshiqingyangzhanggongzhu，huangditongfutongmudemeimei，suoyilinzhaozheiju“jiujiu”，handeyidiandoubuxinxu，fandaoshishengyinyuelaiyueda。
diannei，zhouhuangfanzaodemadao，“tazheishinaozibeilvtile？weilegenvren，jinggongranzaitaijidianwaidahandajiao！”
buguoqiguiqi，quehaishisonglekou，rangweizhongbarendaijinlai。
linzhaoguranbuchengqi，danlintingzaizhanchangshangzhongshang、qingyangzhanggongzhuyoushijiujiaersi，zhouhuangxinlikuijiu，duilinzhaoyebipangrenduojifenkuanrong。
jiuzheiyang，zuozailunyishangdelinzhao，beitaijiantuilejinlai。
“jiujiu！linzhaojihuangdijiujiuqingan！”lunyishangdelinzhaoguyongzheshenzi，chaozhelongyishangdenanrenzuoyidao。
“heng！”zhouhuangsaoleyiyanlinzhao，lengshengdao“zheiciyoushishenmeshier？”
suqingxueyijingshihubijiangjun，nanbuchenglinzhaohaixiangrangtashengguan？huangdibuyuedexiangzhe。
budenglinzhaohuida，xitongcuicudeshengyinzainaohaixiangqi！
【suzhu，huangdixianzaiweiyuanshendangtiangoudeshihenshengqi！】
【kuai，gaosuhuangdiniyaotuihun！rangtaguamuxiangkan！】
linzhaobingweidalixitong，fandaoshichaozhelongyishangderenheiheiyixiao，yifutaohaodeyangzi。
“jiujiushuodenalihua，waishengmeishierjiubunengjingongkanninma？”
“youshiweilesuqingxue？”huangdiyanpitaidoumeitai，banzheliandao。
linzhaozhuangzuobuhaoyisidediantou，shenqingdekaikou，“jiujiuyezhidao，woyuqingxueziyoudinghun，duonianqingyi。”
【suzhu，niyaoganshenme？】xitonghaosijuechadaolebumiao。
“laozizuoshenme，niguandezhe？”
linzhaochaoxitongdeyidefanzhebaiyan，huiguoshen，quefaxianmianqiandezhoudizhengshaqitengtengdekanzheziji。
“zheixienian，niweitaqiudehaibugouduo？”zhoudimadao。
“fuqiyiti，zheixiedoushiwaishengyinggaizuode，kuangqie，qingxueyijingdayinghewochengqinle！”linzhaozhuangchengyuanshenneitiangoudeyangzi，huanhuankaikoudao。
“suoyi，nijintianjingongshiweile......”
tingdaochengqin，huangdidebiaoqingyousuohuanhe。
tasuirankanbushangsuqingxue，dannaibuzhulinzhaoxihuan，kuangqieliangrenzaojiuyouhunyue，ruguozhishichengqin，daoyesuanxishiyijian。
“jintianjingong，weichenshixiangqiubixiacihunde！”linzhaochengkendao。
“queshi，ninianjiyebuxiaole，gaichengqinle。”huangdidianlediantou，tajintianxinqingbenjiubucuo，zaijiashanglinzhaozheiciqiudeyebusuanguofen，bianshunshouchaozhepangbiandeweizhongdao，“nizhi，zhenyaojizhaoercihun......”
【什么？赐婚！】
【suzhu，nishibushifengle！】
jianhuangdizhenyaocihun，xitongrouyankejiandejile！
linzhaozhenhesuqingxuechengqinle，tajiuchediwanle！
juechadaoxitongbengkuidezhuangtai，linzhaogoulegouchunjiao，guyidao：“heng，laozichengbuchengqin，guannipishi！”
【faburenwu：hesuqingxuetuihun，jiangliyibaijifen！dadouzhongziyijin！】
“qie......laozizaiyinineidianjifen！”linzhaoyanpitaidoumeitai，buxiedao。
【ni......xiangyaoshenme？】
“woyaochengqin！”linzhaomanbujingxindeshuodao。
【你......】
“zadi，nihaixiangzuolaozidezhu？”linzhaoxiaorendezhidexiaodao。
【zhiyaonibuhesuqingxuechengqin，nidetuilijijiunenghuifu！
“qishiqueziyemeishenmebuhao......”
linzhaopingdandao，duiyuxitongdejiamahaowubolan，xianranduizheiyangdetiaojianbingbumanyi。
xiaohua，tayaodekebujinjinzhiyoushuangtui，tayaogengduo！
【ni......nidaodixiangzenyang？】
【你开个价！】
系统彻底急了。
linzhaojianhuohouchabuduole，zheicaiyouyoukaikou：“woyaoniyihouweiwomaiming，zhigongwoyirenqushi！”
shenmezuorenwu？zanjifen！
tacaibuzuodagongzi！tayaozuoxitongdezhuren！
【linzhao，nibuyaotaiguofen！】
【nixinbuxin，benxitonglijijiunengmoshani！】
系统也怒了。
“wobuxin。”linzhaoyonglankaikou，“nizhenyouneibenshi，zaojiudongshoule！”
【你......】
【我答应你。】
qiaozhepangbianxiaoanbianshangnizhideweizhong，xitongjinhujuewangdekaikou。
huangdikouxiantianxian，yidancihunshengzhijiagaiyuxi，tajiuhuibeichedimosha。
zheigelinzhao，kendingshifaxianleshenme！jingranzheiyangbita！
这人就是个**！
yigebuzhebukoudewangbadan！
dedaoxitongkendingdehuida，linzhaodeyidegoulegouchunjiao。
果然，他赌对了！