benyiweikaozhexunluojiukeyiduoguoliyu，danmeixiangdaoliyuzheirenhaitingzhizhe，dengdaotajiaojiebanle，liyuzhenghaokaizhechedaolewaimian。
“走啊！”
jigexiaohuobanlimakaiqilechiguamoshi。
【suzhubeichigua，jianglisuzhuqiangshenwan*5，chixuwan*5】
这系统……
宿主的瓜都吃！
chenfengwunai，zhinengzuoshangleliyudexiaoche。
“chishaokaohaishixiaolongxia？haishilongxiashaokaoyiqichi？”
“随便吧？”
“wokebushisuibiandenvren，danniyaoxiangwosuibiandehua，wokeyisuibian。”
liyudehuachongmanleyouhuo，duiyuyigechunqingxiao**laishuo，zhijiekoutoubaoji。
chenfengyouxiezhaojiabuzhu，ganjinshuodao：“jiu，shaokaoba！”
“好，烧烤。”
“he，nanren，meidanzi。”
liyudehuahaowuguji，houzuodechenfengtingdeqingqingchuchu。
chenfengyexiangfanbo，danliyuzheiyangdenvren，tabachibuzhua！
henkuai，liangrenjiudaolefujindeyigexiaochijie。
liyuxianranyesuanshichangkele，zhijiezhaoleyigedifangdianqiledan。
“chishenme？woqingni，kanzainibangwoshengqianledefenshang。”
chenfengxianglexiang，diandiantou，jintianzijikeshibangtashenglebushaoqianni。
“zheige，zheige，haiyaoliangjinxiaolongxiaba。”
liyuyijingzhaohaoleweizhi，yongsuishendezhijincalecajiuzuozaileshangmian。
liyudedabankeshihenqingchunde，zhouweibushaorendemuguangdoutouleguolai。
danmingyanrendounengkanchulai，liyushigexiaofupo，yishendeyifudoushizhengpaide。
gangcaikailaidechesuirandidiaoleyixie，danche**shangjigezijiubiaomingleshenjiabuyiban。
zhiyuduimiandexiaobaoan，gujishigexiaoqingren？
zheigedaobushizhidetamenzixixiangdele。
liyujiandandizhaleyixiatoufa，kanzheguolaidechenfeng，weiweixiaozhe。
zheinanrenkanzheyinggaigentanianlingchabuduo，dankanzheshifendedanchun，erqiehaiyouyonggandexin。
zhishao，neiyiwan，ruguobushita，zijipashijiuyaobeideshoule。
liyusichukanlekan，“shierdianle，shengyihaibucuoa。”
“ng，zheiyibianyitiaojiedoushijiudian，zheibiandexiaochijieyejiugenzheyouxiehaole。”
chenfengtamenyeshijingchanglaichide，erqie，xitongdetishiyinyouxiangle，kendingshiyoutongshizaifujin，duozhechitadegua。
zheichiguaxitong，diwobufena！
liyuhehexiaozhe，“duile，nimeitanguo？”
“meitanguo，mutaisolo。”
“ze，haitingchunqinga，youxingqumeiyou？jiejiesuirantanleliangsange，danshenmedouhaizaie。”
liyuyilianchidingdemoyangrangchenfengyouxiezhaojiabuzhu。
danchenfenghaishiqiangyazhexintoudezaodong，“zhei，wozanshi，meizheigedasuan，woxiangzhe，denggongzuowendingde，zaishuozheige。”
“neidaotinghao，zhenghao，wohaiyouliangnianboshibiye，buru，nidengdengwo？”
liyuzixikanzhechenfeng，youbuchongdao。
“yekeyixianshangche，houbupiao，shenggehaizishenmede，doushikeyide。”
“zhei……ni……taizhijieleba？”
chenfengchengbuzhule，renbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
chenfengbudebuchengren，liyubuguanshiyanzhihaishixueli，yihuoshijiating，neijueduidoushiyouzhide。
erqie，guzilimianjueduishifeichangchuantongdeneizhong。
ruguobushizheixietiaojian，yebuzhiyuyourenhuiyongxiayaozheizhongxiazuoqieweifadeshouduanbitajiufan。
liyukanzhechenfengdexiaorong，yeshixiaoleqilai。
“ei，nihaizhenyouxieyisi，youyixiangmeiyou？wozaizheibianyougeketi，dagaixuyaolianggeduoyue，shishi？”
“xian，shuxishuxiba？zheimezhijie，wopa！”
chenfengyouxiezhaojiabuzhule，zheiliyudegongshitaimengliele！
liyuhehexiaozhe，kandechulai，chenfengshibeitachidingdejiaose，erqie，yigexiaoxiaojiudianbaoan，nanie！
“nishuonizaizheibianzuoketi？yigeren？”
“e，bushi，daoshihaiyouyigexuejie，yigexuezhang，douzai。”
liyuyibianchizheshaokao，yibiansisuozhe。
hurannaohaizhongmaochuleyigerenming，xuyixin！
jintianxitongyaotazhaoguadeneigeren！
“duile，xuyixin，nirenshima？”
tingdaorenming，liyufanershichileyijing。
“ng？nizenmerenshiwoxuejiede？”
“你学姐？”
chenfengyouxiechijing，zheiliyushenbianzenmedoushiguaa！
liyudiandiantou，“zheigexuejieba，youxieqiguai。”
“奇怪？”
陈锋立马来兴趣了。
【吃瓜ing】
liyusikaopiankehou，huanhuanshuodao：“womenbushigaocailiaodema，jiu，tayouxieshihoulianzhuanyemingcidoubuqingchu。”
“ha？tayeshiboshiba？”
“dui，jinnianzheigeketijiushidaoshizhuanmenweitanongde，erqie，haizhuanmenqingleyiweishixiongguolaibangmang。”
liyuminminzui，“wozheicijiushilaidaxiashoude，shuoshijiwogesanzuo。”
yipiandingkandesanzuo，youhuoliyehaishiyoude，buranliyuyebuhuiguolaile。
tadeketidoushitingzhizhuangtai，sanzuohaishiyouxiehanjinliangde。
chenfengsikaopiankezhihou，youxieyihuo，“neitazheiyangzi，zenmebiyea？zhuanyemingcidoubutaiqingchu？”
“guizhidaoge，zongganjueqiqiguaiguaide，erqie，nibieluanshuoa，wofaxiantahezheigeshixiongyouxie，butaiduijing。”
liyudunledun，haimeishuowan，zuibiankongle，chenfenglimajitadileyifenkaorou。
“womenshigaojianzhucailiaofangxiangde，yibanlaishuo，xiagongdishikendingdele，danxuejieconglaimeiquguo，suoyoudeshujucaijidoushishixiongbangtanongde。”
“haiyouyicia，yejiushiqianliangtian，wobushi，beiren，ng，zhiqian，xiawudeshihou，tacongshixiongdefangjianchulaile。”
“woqingchudijideneitianzaoshangtachuandeshiqianlvsedesuihuaqun，chulaideshihoujiuchengletianlansedangaoqun。”
哇，瓜！
chenfengminminzui，nanbucheng，zheigexuyixindelunwendoushikaozheiweishixiong？
yichudaxizainaohaizhongranranshengqi！
liyuxiangleyihuier，“buguo，zheigeshixiongshiqianjigeyuecailaide，qianmiantahaifaleliangpianyizuo，buzhidaoshizijidebenshi，haishiyoubierendaibi。”
chenfengjixujiliyudizheshaokao，zheiyoumengliaoa！
yigeboshisheng，kaozheneishaweichizijidexuebaxingxiang。
liyudengleyiyanchenfeng，“bieluanshuoa，zheidoushicaice，bierendeshiqing，yebuguanzanmendeshiqing。”
chenfengdiandiantou，“dui，buguanzanmendeshiqing！”
“budui，wojiushiyigechiguaqunzhong！”
chenfengganjinjiuzhengleyixia。
zhengdangliangrenliaozhekaixindeshihou，jigerenzouleguolai。
“yo，xiaoniubucuoa，renshirenshibei？”