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beihedeyigefanshendedahuang：“......”
给它吓傻了。
大清早的发什么癫？
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嘿，迟到了！
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“**！”
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一觉到天亮。
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师父啊......
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“ranhoushuoshuowomenzongmen。”
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liuyushishijushoufawen：“shenmeyisi？”
“jiushiyiweizongzhu，shiweidazhanglao，ershiweifengzhu。”
wuqingshanzhilezhizijishuodao：“wojiushiqizhongdeyiweifengzhu，zhangguantianwufeng，tianwufengyimaixianzaishiwoshuolesuan。”
liuyuguzhang：“niubi！”
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柳愚懂了。
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zongmenjiurutongyitaijiqiban，gegelingjianzuzhuangqilaigesiqizhicainengpingwenyunxing，erzongzhujiushizuihexindebujian。
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tashouzhicongchuanghuyikai，zhixiangliuyu。
“xianzai，gaidaoniqichengle。”
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