仙踪山，缥缈峰。
yizuopobaidedaoguannei，yimingchuanzheziyidejinglishaonvyizaimenqian，manlianwunaidikanxiangleputuanshangdazuodemeiyannvren。
“shifu，yijinghenjiudoumeiyourenlaiwomendaoguan，yiqiandegongfengquandouhuawanle！”
dazuodenvrenbizheyan，yiliandeyundanfengqing，lianyanpidoulandezhengkai。
“waera，nizhexiangle！”
“xiuxingzhirenzuijiangxinjingziran，qinengrucijizao？nibiewangle，nikeshiwoxuanyindetudi！”
“weishiliaoding，mingridingyoucunminqianlai！”
tingdaoshifudehua，shaonvqingqingfulefuganbiedefubu，tanxibuyi。
suishuotayijingzhujichenggong，ouerpigegushenmedebuzaihuaxia。
kegenzheshifuhun，santianejiudun。
yaoxiangshangcijinshi，yiranshibanyuezhiqianle！
aiedeshijianshizaishitaijiule……
“咕……”
yigebuheshiyidishengyinxiangqi。
“咳咳……”
xuanyinqingqingkeleyisheng，yongyiyanshiganga，suihouqingleqingsangzi，“yueer，weishiyeyouxieele，niqujiweishizhuwanzhouhe。”
“womendemiganglizaojiumeimile。”zhaoziyuemianwubiaoqingdao。
“neiwodeneixielingzuini？”
“也没了。”
“既然如此……”
xuanyinhuangzhenaodaixianglexiang，dandankaikou，“feichangshiqi，yegubushangyounihunxingle，niqujiweishinajigejiangzhouziba？”
“这……”
zhaoziyuekuxiaodao：“pashiyemeiyou。”
玄音一愣。
liantapingrizuikanbushangdejiangzhouzidoumeile，zheirizihaizenmeguo？
“neihaizaizheilidengshenme？renkebunenghuohuobazijiesi！”
“ziyue，nizuoweizanpiaomiaozongdichuandadizi！xianzaizhengmingniduimenpaizhongchengdeshikedaole！”
“weishilingni，mashangxiashankankan，neibangdiaominjiujingweishaxiangbukai，zenmejiubujizanpiaomiaozongshanggongle？”
zhaoziyuewunaidepielepiezui。
meibanfaa，jinguanshifubukaopu，danbuguanzashuo，tacongxiaoshoudaodejiaoyulinianbianshizunshizhongdao，zhidedayinglexialai。
……
仙踪山下。
cikedecunluosishuneirenaoyichang。
yimingchuanzheheiyideqingnian，shoulichizheyibaxixidizhugan，zhengzhanzaitaishangtuomohengfeidi**yanjiang。
taixiazeshicunliyigegedenianqingren，zhengpaipaizuohao，muguangzhuozhuodidingzheqingnianlingtingjiaohui。
“zhuweixuezi，nimenyidingyaolaoji，mingyuncongchushengneiyikejiuyijingzhuding，qianwanbuyaobaoyoutuolishijidehuanxiangpaoquxiuxian，neiyangdaotoulaizhihuidanwuleziji！”
“youneigegongfu，zhendeburudushu，jianglaifujinggankaobogegongming……zaibujixuegeshouyi，zhuanqianzhishangjimutiandi，yenengyishiwuyouguoshangxingfudeshenghuo，nandaozheibuxiangma？”
“mimangdehaizimen，buguannimenyihouzainali，yidingyaolaojilaoshidejiaohui：tashizuoren，qinlaoganhuo，jujuexiuxian，congniwokaishi！”
“……”
bansuizheqingnian**deyanjiang，sishulixuezimendelianshangbianbuhongguang，yanshenlijinshirezhenyuchongbai。
“zhoulaoshishuodetaihaole！xiuxianyougeniaoyong？tingshuoneixiexiuxiandeshadiaolianfandouchibuqi，tiantianaie，zhenburuhuijiazhongtianyangzhuni！”
“meicuo！zhuweikankanwo，yiqianwokeshitiantianbeijialiponiangmaiyuan，bishi……wozicongtingzhoulaoshidehuakaishijiexianyin，zheixiahaole，yaobusuanle，tiliyegenshangle，laopohaichenghuwoshiquancun‘zuikuai’dinanren！”
“zhoulaoshizhenshiwomencunliyoushiyilaizuihaodelaoshi！yaobushizhoulaoshijiwomenqimeng，womennanengkaiqiao，dongdezhizuchanglededaoli，hehemeimeideguorizi？”
“jiushi！xinzhoulaoshide**！jujuexiuxian，congniwokaishizuoqi！”
“……”
tingdaotaixiaxuezimenjidongdefayan，zhouyuanxinliyizhenhuanhuqueyue。
zuoweiwushugexingyundechuanyuezhezhiyi，taconglanxingchuanyuedaozheigexiuxianshijieyiranbannianle。
chuanyuedangtian，zhouyuanbianhuodele《tiandaozhizi》xitong。
zuoweitiandaozhizi，taxuyaobangzhutiandao，dasuineixiewangxiangnitianerxingdexiuxianzhedechengxianmeng，rangtamenlaolaoshishidezuohuiputongrenbiankeyihuodexiangyingfenliangdejiangli。
jushuo，zuizhongjianglibianshichengweitiandaozhixiadiyiren，duzhenwangu，shouyutianqi！
因此。
zaizheibanzaisuiyueli，zhouyuanshichulehunshenjieshu，jixianzongcunlidenianqingrenjiechuxianyin，zhidaoshangzhoucaizhongyujiangcunlijiushibagexianmiaoquandouansizailemaokengli！
muqian，juliwanchengxitongdexinshourenwuhuodejianglizhichaleliangge！
“zhoulaoshi，suirannishuodeyoudaoli。danshishanggeyuepiaomiaozongdeziyuejiejieyegenwoshuole，xiuxiankeyizhangshengbulao！yongbaoqingchun！bingqiehainengtajianfeixing！hufenghuanyu！kenihaila！”
zheishi，jiaoluoliyigezhinendetongshengturanxiangleqilai。
zaichangxuezimenyebeizheidaoshengyinhedao，mianmianxiangqu，lianshangjinshimangranyukongju。
zhouyuanzhuanguotou，lianseyibian，zhuantoukanxiangleshengyindelaiyuanchu。
sishudejiaoluo，yimingbizishangzhengliuzhehalazidewuliusuinantong，dengzhewuheitouliangdeyanzhuguluguludezhuan。
“zhuweixuesheng，womenzhongchuleyigepantu！”
“goudan！nixiaoxiaonianjijiuwuruqitu，jingrandanganhuanxiangxiuxian？zhenshigaoxiele！kanlaiwoyaotinifumuhaohaojiaoyuni！”
“lairen！jiwobazheixiaozibangle！ranhou……shangdujietiyanyi！”
huayinluoxia，liangmingdahanbianzouleshangqu，yiqianyihoujianggoudanjiadaoleyizhangxingzhuangqitedeyizishang。
“啪”的一声。
goudangangyizuoxia，yizibianzidongdanchutiehuan，jiangtasizhilaolaosuozaileyizishang。
jinjiezhe，yigeheisetouzhaoluoxia，jiangergoudenaodaizhezaileqizhong。
kandaoyanqiandezheiyimu，zhouyuandezuijiaoweiweiyangqi。
zheitaidujietiyanyizhengshixitongjitazuorenwuyongdexinshouzhuangbei，zhuanmenyonglaijineixiewangtuxiuxiandepujietiyandujie，congerduanjuetamendongbudongjiuyaonitian，dongbudongjiuyaoxiuxiandeqipaxiangfa。
修仙有什么好的？
zhouyuanchuanyuebannian，zaizheituolilechemaxuanxiao，yuanqulegouxindoujiaodexiangcungouzheshenghuo。
yuesedeqinghui，tianyedefenfang，neixiesuoweidexiuxianzhirenyouliuyileduoshao？
xiuxianxiuxian，xiudaozuihouzhibuguoshiyijujudujieshibaidezhongzhongkugubale！
【ding！yijiancedaogaimubiaoxiuxianzizhi85，xiuxianyiyuan98！】
系统提示声响起。
好家伙！
自己真是百密一疏！
zhouyuanmianseyichen，dangjijiangzuoyichatouchashangleyidongdianyuan。
xiayike，zuoyifachulewuyanliusedeguangmang。
zhouyuankanxianglegoudan，lenglengkaikou，“nibushiyaoxiuxian，xiangshishishangtianrudi，hufenghuanyudeganjuema？neinijiuxiantiyanyixiadujiedetongkuba！”
“wo……wonengxingde，woyidingnengxiuchengzhenxiande……”
goudanqingchediyanshenlichongmanleduding。
zhouyuantanlekouqi，dangjianxialezuoyikaiguan。
“啊……”
yishengcanjiaoxiangchelezhenggesishu。
盏茶功夫后。
zhouyuanlengxiao，“zheitiyanyizhibuguojinyouzhenshidujiebaifenzhiyidexiaoguo，nizheijiukangbuzhule，haishuoshenmexiangxiuxianni？”
“呜呜呜呜……”
goudandashengkuleqilai，zhuantoukanxianglesishuwaizhengyilianmanyidingzhezijidemuqin，dashenghandao：“wozaiyebuxiuxianle，mama，woyaohuijia！”
……