liuxideshiqingqueshibufuza,sutingjifenzhongyejiushuowanle。
dangenliuxiqianchederenkebujiandan。
liuxirendeneigegandieshigezhapianfan,bujinruci,duifangshenshanghaibeilehaojitiaorenming。
“ruguobushiwojinriqiaqiaolianshangliuxi,kenengzheibeizitazuodeshiqingdoubuhuibeirenfaxian,ruguotadefensicongming,kenengzaojiuchachulaile。
liuchuanzhusuiranshizijisiwang,keliuxizhaorendazaliuchuanzhusuanmingtanzishiyouliuxiajiaoyijilude,jiedaohaiyoujiankong,yichabianzhi。
ciwai,liuchuanzhusuiranmeiyoubanlizhengguidelingyangshouxu,kelaojiaderendounengzhengmingliuxijiushiguer,shiliuchuanzhudeyangzi。
lutuyaoyuan,chaqilaihuifeishifeili,danxiangchajiukendingnengchadao。”
suoyizhenxinyaocha,henkuaijiunengchamingbai。
【suiranbuzhidaonishuodeshibushizhende,danshiwohuibaojing。】
【+1】
【ruguozhuboshuodedoushizhende,neiliuxiqueshigaisi。duizhebazijiyangdadefuqindounengxiadequhenshou,zheiyijingbunengchengzhiweirenle。】
【nimenbiewangle,ruguozhuboshuodeshizhende,neiliuxisuanmingyeshijiade,haishexianzhapian。】
sutingkanzhedanmushangdajiadouzaitaolunliuxidaodifanleduoshaozui,haiyourangrangzheyijingbaojingde,goulegouzuijiao。
jiuzaidajiayiweitahaihuizhenduizheijianshishuoxieshenmeshi,sutingqueyanshenzhigougoudikanxiangle「xiaoxinwopengcini」。
“liuxidegushishuowanle,xianzailaishuoshuoniba。”
“ng?wo?”「xiaoxinwopengcini」yizheng,zhilezhizijidebizi,youxiejingya。
sutingdiantou,“dui,ni。”
「xiaoxinwopengcini」xiaole,jiangluozaijiantoudezhangfasuishoubonongdaoshenhou,“wozhishishanglaitinggushide。”
sutingweiweizuozhishenti,shentixiangqianweiqing,“laidoulaile,fanzhengmianfei,suanyigeyebuchikuibushima?”
精准拿捏。
【yedui,doushangqulejiusuanyigeba,zhenghaodajia。】
【哈哈哈笑死!】
「xiaoxinwopengcini」youyulepiankehoutongyile。
“neixingba,nisuibiansuansuan。”tashuodehensuiyi,bingbuzaiyisuandezhunbuzhun,jiuxiangshizaipeizhejialibuanfendexiaopengyouwannaoyiban。
sutingdingzhe「xiaoxinwopengcini」demianbuwuguankanleyihuier,zaidanmudecuicushengzhonghuanhuankailekou。
“nijiaozhoufuxin,jinniansanshiqisui。”
sutingyishuowan,danmujiujingyale。
【shenme?meinvjiejieyijingsanshiqile?wohaiyiweizhiyouershiduoni!】
【zheizenmebaoyangde?jiejieqiuhufumiji!wuwuwuguiqiu!】
【jiadeba?kuaisishiderenzheimenianqing?zhuboyouzaihuzhou!】
xiangbiqidanmulibuxindejuduo,zhoufuxinqueweiweibianlelianse,shouqilianshangneikanrenaobandemanbujingxin。
“meicuo,nishuoduile。woqueshijiaozhoufuxin,jinnianganghaosanshiqizhousui,qianjitiangangguowanshengri。”
tazheiyichengren,danmuyoushiyipianhuaran。
haojiahuo!haizhenshuozhongle?
sutinghelekoucha,jixushuo:“nixianzaishiyijiawuxingjijiudiandeyingxiaobujingli,zijimingxiayoufangyouche,cunkuanbaiwan。”
shuowan,sutingyouxiexianmudiqingtanyisheng:“youyan、youqian、youshencai,sheibuxianmu?”
【sanshiqisuijiuyijingyouzheigechengjiu,zuoweinvrenlaishuo,queshilihai。】
【qie~sheizhidaozheijinglideweizhizenmepashangqude?zheiqianlaideganbuganjinghaibuzhidaoni。】
【suanbusinie,nipabushinianjiyidabameifangmeichemeicunkuanhaimeilaopoba?】
【xiaohua!tamenzheizhongnvrenbujiukaozheliangenshentiwangshangpadema?haishizuojiudiande,nengshishenmehaonvren?】
【made!nimashengnideshihoushibushibataipanshengxialaile?buranzenmeshengchunizheimegeqishinvxingdewanyier?】
【ganxieguojiaburangtiqianchaantaierxingbie,buranwokendingrangduzilidenanyingzheibeizimeijihuitoutai(weixiao)】
【+1,wokebuxiangcongwokuaxiachulaideshihuiduiwojinxingxingbiewurudedongxi。】
……
zhoufuxinkandaoledanmulideneixiebuhaotingdeyanlun,danshitameidali。
zheizhonghuatatingdaodetaiduole,zaojiumamule。
sutingquebuguanzhemouxiezuichoude。
“jiemeimenwenroudian,shengwujinhuadeguochengzhongzongyouneimeyixieshengwumeigenshangjiaobu,jiuhaobizhihuishengwubuhuiqugencaolvchongjijiaoduiyucuo、shiyufei。”
“pu~”zhoufuxinqianyimiaohailengzhelian,tingwansutingdehuahou,meirenzhuxiaoleqilai。
zhibojianlifanyingguolaideguanzhongyegenzhexiaoqilai。
dangranshaobulenaoxiuchengnudangchangtiaojiaode。
【jubaole!shenme**zhubo!suzhizhendihaimaren!】
【他急了他急了!】
【xiaosi,ninazhierduotingdaozhubomanile?】
“a?bushiba?wojiushigankaileleyixiashengwujinhuaeryi,zenmehaiyourenzijiduihaoruzuode?”sutingmanyanbuganzhixindikanzheshexiangtou。
“haiduihaoruzuolecaolvchong。”zhoufuxinxiaozhebudao。
sutingyiyannanjindikanzhezhibojianlitiaojiaodeneijigeren,banshanghouweinandibiechulaiyiju:“meiguanxi,wozunzhongrenleideduoyangxing。jiu……zunzhongzhufuba。”
【hahahahahaha!!!】
【xiaosiwole!shentamazunzhongzhufu!】
“buguoni……”sutingdebiaoqingyibian,shouqizhiqianneikanshangquhaoxiangbudacongmingdebiaoqing,sixiaofeixiaodiduizhejingtoushuodao,“xiaoguixiao,naoguinao,bienanitingjiekaiwanxiao。tingjieshengqidehua,houguohenyanzhonge。”
【nengyouduoyanzhong?hainengmeiyunzhaodingliguichanshena?】
“daoyemeineimedabenshi,danzuzhouneixiemawoderenxizaoxiyibanmeishui,chipaomianmeidiaoliaobao,shangcesuomeiyouzhishenmedehaishikeyideba。”
sutingyaozhezheshanwanxiaobandishuozhezheihua。
zhibojianderentingwanhouyoushiyizhendaxiao,sihugenbenmeirenbazheihuadanghuishi。
zhoufuxinkanzhesuting,queyouyizhongganjue,tabushizaikaiwanxiao。
“haole,shuohuizanmendemeinvjiejie。”sutingkanxiangzhoufuxin,“wojuedeniyinggaishiduizijixianzaideshenghuotingmanyide,duima?”
zhoufuxindiantou,“woshitingmanyide,shenghuoshanggongzuoshang,doudadaolewoqidaidejieguo,wohaiyoushenmebumanyideni?”
sutingdiantou,“queshi,nixiageyuejiuyaojiehunle,ernideweilailaogonggennishizaijiudianrenshide,taduiniyijianzhongqing。”
“dui,nishuodemeicuo!”zhoufuxinjingyadikanzhesuting,“nilianzheigedounengsuandaoma?”
sutingxiaolexiao,meiyouzhengmianhuidazheigewenti。
“nigennixianzaidenanpengyouzaiyiqiyinian,yinianqiantalainimenjiudianruzhu,shinijiedaide。zhihounidenanpengyoujiukaishizhuiqiuni。”
“meicuo。taduiwozhendehenhao,zhuiqiuwodeshihouyeshijintuiyoudu,conglaimeiyourangwojuedegangahuozhebushufu。wodepengyoumenyedouhenxinshangta。”
zhoufuxinzaishuodaozijinanpengyoudeshihou,lianshangdexiaorongzuobulejia,yandimanshixingfudeguang。