第5章 来都来了

liuxideshiqingqueshibufuza,sutingjifenzhongyejiushuowanle。

dangenliuxiqianchederenkebujiandan。

liuxirendeneigegandieshigezhapianfan,bujinruci,duifangshenshanghaibeilehaojitiaorenming。

“ruguobushiwojinriqiaqiaolianshangliuxi,kenengzheibeizitazuodeshiqingdoubuhuibeirenfaxian,ruguotadefensicongming,kenengzaojiuchachulaile。

liuchuanzhusuiranshizijisiwang,keliuxizhaorendazaliuchuanzhusuanmingtanzishiyouliuxiajiaoyijilude,jiedaohaiyoujiankong,yichabianzhi。

ciwai,liuchuanzhusuiranmeiyoubanlizhengguidelingyangshouxu,kelaojiaderendounengzhengmingliuxijiushiguer,shiliuchuanzhudeyangzi。

lutuyaoyuan,chaqilaihuifeishifeili,danxiangchajiukendingnengchadao。”

suoyizhenxinyaocha,henkuaijiunengchamingbai。

【suiranbuzhidaonishuodeshibushizhende,danshiwohuibaojing。】

【+1】

【ruguozhuboshuodedoushizhende,neiliuxiqueshigaisi。duizhebazijiyangdadefuqindounengxiadequhenshou,zheiyijingbunengchengzhiweirenle。】

【nimenbiewangle,ruguozhuboshuodeshizhende,neiliuxisuanmingyeshijiade,haishexianzhapian。】

sutingkanzhedanmushangdajiadouzaitaolunliuxidaodifanleduoshaozui,haiyourangrangzheyijingbaojingde,goulegouzuijiao。

jiuzaidajiayiweitahaihuizhenduizheijianshishuoxieshenmeshi,sutingqueyanshenzhigougoudikanxiangle「xiaoxinwopengcini」。

“liuxidegushishuowanle,xianzailaishuoshuoniba。”

“ng?wo?”「xiaoxinwopengcini」yizheng,zhilezhizijidebizi,youxiejingya。

sutingdiantou,“dui,ni。”

「xiaoxinwopengcini」xiaole,jiangluozaijiantoudezhangfasuishoubonongdaoshenhou,“wozhishishanglaitinggushide。”

sutingweiweizuozhishenti,shentixiangqianweiqing,“laidoulaile,fanzhengmianfei,suanyigeyebuchikuibushima?”

精准拿捏。

【yedui,doushangqulejiusuanyigeba,zhenghaodajia。】

【哈哈哈笑死!】

「xiaoxinwopengcini」youyulepiankehoutongyile。

“neixingba,nisuibiansuansuan。”tashuodehensuiyi,bingbuzaiyisuandezhunbuzhun,jiuxiangshizaipeizhejialibuanfendexiaopengyouwannaoyiban。

sutingdingzhe「xiaoxinwopengcini」demianbuwuguankanleyihuier,zaidanmudecuicushengzhonghuanhuankailekou。

“nijiaozhoufuxin,jinniansanshiqisui。”

sutingyishuowan,danmujiujingyale。

【shenme?meinvjiejieyijingsanshiqile?wohaiyiweizhiyouershiduoni!】

【zheizenmebaoyangde?jiejieqiuhufumiji!wuwuwuguiqiu!】

【jiadeba?kuaisishiderenzheimenianqing?zhuboyouzaihuzhou!】

xiangbiqidanmulibuxindejuduo,zhoufuxinqueweiweibianlelianse,shouqilianshangneikanrenaobandemanbujingxin。

“meicuo,nishuoduile。woqueshijiaozhoufuxin,jinnianganghaosanshiqizhousui,qianjitiangangguowanshengri。”

tazheiyichengren,danmuyoushiyipianhuaran。

haojiahuo!haizhenshuozhongle?

sutinghelekoucha,jixushuo:“nixianzaishiyijiawuxingjijiudiandeyingxiaobujingli,zijimingxiayoufangyouche,cunkuanbaiwan。”

shuowan,sutingyouxiexianmudiqingtanyisheng:“youyan、youqian、youshencai,sheibuxianmu?”

【sanshiqisuijiuyijingyouzheigechengjiu,zuoweinvrenlaishuo,queshilihai。】

【qie~sheizhidaozheijinglideweizhizenmepashangqude?zheiqianlaideganbuganjinghaibuzhidaoni。】

【suanbusinie,nipabushinianjiyidabameifangmeichemeicunkuanhaimeilaopoba?】

【xiaohua!tamenzheizhongnvrenbujiukaozheliangenshentiwangshangpadema?haishizuojiudiande,nengshishenmehaonvren?】

【made!nimashengnideshihoushibushibataipanshengxialaile?buranzenmeshengchunizheimegeqishinvxingdewanyier?】

【ganxieguojiaburangtiqianchaantaierxingbie,buranwokendingrangduzilidenanyingzheibeizimeijihuitoutai(weixiao)】

【+1,wokebuxiangcongwokuaxiachulaideshihuiduiwojinxingxingbiewurudedongxi。】

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zhoufuxinkandaoledanmulideneixiebuhaotingdeyanlun,danshitameidali。

zheizhonghuatatingdaodetaiduole,zaojiumamule。

sutingquebuguanzhemouxiezuichoude。

“jiemeimenwenroudian,shengwujinhuadeguochengzhongzongyouneimeyixieshengwumeigenshangjiaobu,jiuhaobizhihuishengwubuhuiqugencaolvchongjijiaoduiyucuo、shiyufei。”

“pu~”zhoufuxinqianyimiaohailengzhelian,tingwansutingdehuahou,meirenzhuxiaoleqilai。

zhibojianlifanyingguolaideguanzhongyegenzhexiaoqilai。

dangranshaobulenaoxiuchengnudangchangtiaojiaode。

【jubaole!shenme**zhubo!suzhizhendihaimaren!】

【他急了他急了!】

【xiaosi,ninazhierduotingdaozhubomanile?】

“a?bushiba?wojiushigankaileleyixiashengwujinhuaeryi,zenmehaiyourenzijiduihaoruzuode?”sutingmanyanbuganzhixindikanzheshexiangtou。

“haiduihaoruzuolecaolvchong。”zhoufuxinxiaozhebudao。

sutingyiyannanjindikanzhezhibojianlitiaojiaodeneijigeren,banshanghouweinandibiechulaiyiju:“meiguanxi,wozunzhongrenleideduoyangxing。jiu……zunzhongzhufuba。”

【hahahahahaha!!!】

【xiaosiwole!shentamazunzhongzhufu!】

“buguoni……”sutingdebiaoqingyibian,shouqizhiqianneikanshangquhaoxiangbudacongmingdebiaoqing,sixiaofeixiaodiduizhejingtoushuodao,“xiaoguixiao,naoguinao,bienanitingjiekaiwanxiao。tingjieshengqidehua,houguohenyanzhonge。”

【nengyouduoyanzhong?hainengmeiyunzhaodingliguichanshena?】

“daoyemeineimedabenshi,danzuzhouneixiemawoderenxizaoxiyibanmeishui,chipaomianmeidiaoliaobao,shangcesuomeiyouzhishenmedehaishikeyideba。”

sutingyaozhezheshanwanxiaobandishuozhezheihua。

zhibojianderentingwanhouyoushiyizhendaxiao,sihugenbenmeirenbazheihuadanghuishi。

zhoufuxinkanzhesuting,queyouyizhongganjue,tabushizaikaiwanxiao。

“haole,shuohuizanmendemeinvjiejie。”sutingkanxiangzhoufuxin,“wojuedeniyinggaishiduizijixianzaideshenghuotingmanyide,duima?”

zhoufuxindiantou,“woshitingmanyide,shenghuoshanggongzuoshang,doudadaolewoqidaidejieguo,wohaiyoushenmebumanyideni?”

sutingdiantou,“queshi,nixiageyuejiuyaojiehunle,ernideweilailaogonggennishizaijiudianrenshide,taduiniyijianzhongqing。”

“dui,nishuodemeicuo!”zhoufuxinjingyadikanzhesuting,“nilianzheigedounengsuandaoma?”

sutingxiaolexiao,meiyouzhengmianhuidazheigewenti。

“nigennixianzaidenanpengyouzaiyiqiyinian,yinianqiantalainimenjiudianruzhu,shinijiedaide。zhihounidenanpengyoujiukaishizhuiqiuni。”

“meicuo。taduiwozhendehenhao,zhuiqiuwodeshihouyeshijintuiyoudu,conglaimeiyourangwojuedegangahuozhebushufu。wodepengyoumenyedouhenxinshangta。”

zhoufuxinzaishuodaozijinanpengyoudeshihou,lianshangdexiaorongzuobulejia,yandimanshixingfudeguang。