糊涂姐姐

xujiabijianguxuezhanzaijiaoluolibuganshangqian,bianheqiditaiqishouzhaohuguxue。

“雪儿,你过来!”

nainaihanhua,guxuemomocengcengzoudaoxujiabigenqian,weiweichuizhenaodai。

xujiabiduiguxuehegupanshuo:“xueer,panpan,zheiqinjiemeimeiyougeyechou。lianggerenfashengyixiekoujiaoyeshihenzhengchangde,jiahewanshixing,nainaixiwangnimenlianggewoshouhehao,haobuhao?”

dangzhezumudemian,lianggerenbuhaoyisi,jiuwoshouhehao。

“panpangangxinglai,woquzuohaochide。”

wenjuanquchufangzuofan,xujiabijiurangjiemeilianggezaiwuzilihaohaoshuohua。

wuzilijiushengxialianggeren,guxueyexiangchuqu,keshiyoudanxinnainaizeguai,zuozaichuangbian,bugankangupandeyanjing。

zheiguxueni,shigujialitouzhangdezuihaokandeyatou,xinggegaoao,youxielinbuqingzijijijinjiliang,feichangzimingbufan,yidingyaojiajidushuren。

neigedongwencaishixiaopingcunyihuzhuanghurenjiadegongzi,heernainaibaiyangliudexiaosunziguyoucaishitongchuanghaoyou,doushidushuren。

suishuodoushidushuren,doushibuzhengjingdedushuren。

jialirendoujuededongwencaineigerenqingfu,buzhuangzhong,genbenpeibushangguxue,raneryouneigetongyangbuzhengjingdeguyoucaicongzhongzhouxuan,zheigupanyouhentingguyoucaidehua,sihuoyaodingxiazheimenqinshi,nainaiheniangqinyewunai,zhinengyingxia。

guxueyinweidingleyigedushuren,shifenzhenxi,youshifendeyi。

dangfaxiangupanyejiyudongwencaideshihou,tatounaoyirejiujianggupantuixialehe,zhishituigupandiaojinhelihou,tajiuhouhuile。

meixiangdaogupanhuiyibingbuqi,xianzaigupanxingguolaile,taxinlizhenshiyouhaipayoucankui。

danshixinliduigupanxihuandongwencaizheijianshiyougenggengyuhuai,juedegupanyeshihuogai,sheirangtaxinsibuzheng,xiangyaogouyinzijideweihunfu。

“jiejie,nibuxiangxinwo?”

“nishuoshenmeni?jiejiedangranxiangxinni。”guxueyanshenshanduo,xinlideyuanhenyoudouxiezailianshang。

“nimeishijiuhao,ganggangzhenshibajialirendouhehuaile。”

“jiejie,nixiangxinwo,weishenmeyidingyaotuiwoxiahe?”

guxueyixiazijinzhangqilai,zuanjinlexiabai,zixixianglexiang,mingmingjiushigupanzijixingweibuduan,tapingshenmeyaojinzhang?yaohaipa?

zaizheigejiali,neigezuozhelunyidedagedoubizijizheigezhangnvshouchong,mingmingtaxiangmaoduanzheng,zhangderuhuasiyude,nadianpeibushangdushuren?

weishenmedajiafeiyaofanduitahedongwencaideqinshi,shuoshenmeyijiaren,fenmingbubatadangzuoyijiaren,haiburuernainaijialideren,gegedoubatadangzuoxiannvyiyangsihouzhe。

keshitatuigupanzheishishishishi,taxinlihaishinanmianhuineijiu。

“nainaidourangzanmenhehaoruchule,nihaiyaozhuijiuma?”

gupankandechulaizheigeguxuelikui,danshiyoubuzenmexiangxinziji,yushixiaoleyixia:“dui,yihouzanmenhaishihaojiemei。”

yuanzhudejiyilihailingxingjidedangshineigekepadechangmian。

cunzibianshangdeyitiaoshenhebianshang,benlaishiguxuehedongwencaixiangyuehaodejianmianzhidi,gupanjingranweisuierlai。

guxueyinuzhixiashuolecuhua。

“jiejie,nishuoshenmeni?wozenmehuigouyinjiejiedeweihunfu?mingmingjiushinineigeweihunfutabuhao!”yuanzhuzhidaojiejiejintianyaohedongwencaiyuehui,ganlaigaopohuaide,yinweitaqinyankandaodongwencaihecunweideguafuxianghao。

taburenxinkanzhejiejiebeidongwencaiqipian。

guxuezuitingbudebierenshuodongwencaibuhao,neigenanrensiwen,binbinyouli,jianglaishiyaokaoqugongmingzuodaguande。

zheigegupanjingranganwuruta?

“panpan,nizaiwomianqianshuowoweihunfudehuaihua,jiushixiangpohuaiwomendeganqing,nihaohoulaijushang,duibudui?”

“kexiao,nijianzhibukeliyu!”

“你才不可理喻!”

shuohuajian,guxuetuiletayixia。

yuanzhuxiangbudaotahuituiziji,yigebuliushen,zhenggerendiaojinleheli。

guxuejianmeimeibeizijituixialehe,youshenzhizheigemeimeibuhuishui,jinghuangshicuoditiaoxiashuifeilidejiangyuanzhutuoleshanglai。

tuoshanganbiandeyuanzhuhunmibuxing,guxuehehuaile,batuijiupao。

dengtapaolixianchangzhihou,yigechuanzheqingshandegongzicongshanshihoumianzouchulai,tajiushidongwencai。

ganggangjiemeilianggerendeduihua,tayizibuloudequanbutingqule。

gupanzheigeyatoubuxiaoxinkandaoletahecunweiguafudechoushi,laizheilijiushiweilezuzhitaheguxuezaiyiqi,tajuebunengrangzheigechouyatouhuidiaozijidejihua,neigeyuchundeguxuekeshitahaoyongdewuqi,jianglaitadechiheyongdudoushiyaokaotade。

weici,dongwencaicunleshaji,baozheyikuaidashitouzoudaoyuanzhudegenqian,juqishitou,ehenhendizaxiangleyuanzhu。

yuanzhudangshishangshihenzhong,taihuijialijiuyizhigaoshaobutui,zuihouhaishimeiyoutingguoqusiqiaoqiaole。

suoyishuoyuanzhudesiheguxuemeiyouduodaguanxi,zuikuihuoshoushineigedaomaoanrandeweijunzidongwencai。

danshitayezhidaoguxueduineigedongwencaibaiyibaishun,youshifenxinshang,tazanshibudasuangaosutazhenxiang。

nvhaizizaiaiqingmianqiandoushiyubukejide,henduoshihouniyueshizuzhitafaneryueshinifan,daoshihoukenenghuifashenggengjiananyizhuanhuidehouguo,guxueshizhendehaixiao,caishiwusui,tazheigenianjideshihouhaizaichuzhongkenmantouni,suoyitadejizheigejiejieshijian,rangtazijiquyishizijidecuowu,baokuoqurenshineigedongwencaidezhenmianmu。

zheishihou,yuanzilichuanlaiyizhenzitatadejiaobusheng。

ernainaibaiyangliulingzhezhangfugudatianhejigeerzichuangjinleyuanzi。

xujiabihewenjuantingdaodongjingcongwuzilichulai。

“nimenzheishiganshenme?”xujiabijianbaiyangliuhezhangfuerziguolai,meitoujinsuo。

“ganshenme?”baiyangliuyizhiqishi,zhizhexujiabidebizi:“xujiabi,nimenzaizheilizhuleneimejiu,xianzaigaibanchuqule!mingnianchunweiwosunziyoucaiyaojinjinggankao,nimenyijiarenquanshisaobaxing!youqineigegupan,xianzaiyoubeishuiguifuti,jiushiyigetiandadezaixinga!nimenlisuodeganjindaizhezheigezaixinglikai,biebawomenjialideyunshijidaihuaile!”

“panpanbushibeiguifushen,tazhishifashaoleshuohuhua,xianzaihaoqilaile。”wenjuanzhengbian。

“bushi?wokantajiushi!”baiyangliufeichangbujiangdaolidilishengyaohe:“jintiannimenyijiarenbixubanchuqu!fouzejiubieguaiwobukeqi!”