xiaohebianshang,cishiweilehaoduoren。
“ai,sangyuzheiyatouyeshimingku,qiaoqiaoneigeboshangtuishangdeshang,yebuzhidaomouxierenshizenmexiadeleshoude?”
“heng,neijiaziren,chuledangchudelaoerliangkouzi,qiyudeconglaodedaoxiaodedoushimeiliangxinde。”
“jiushikexilesangyuzheiyatoua,xiaoshihouduorerenxiai,chengjiyehao,beiyunjiazheijiazijihuilea!”
dajiadeyilunfenfen,zaiyunjialaotoulaotaitaiguolaihou,jiudoumoqidetingle。
bijing,youxiehuahaishibunengdangzherenmianshuode。
yunlaotaizoujinhou,dajiadouhenzizhuderangkaiyitiaodao。
raner,sheiyemeixiangdao,zheilaotaipoqinsunnvsile,budiaoyikeyanleibushuo,juranhaiyilianxianqideyangzi,zuilihaibengchulianggezi:
“晦气!”
zheikebadajiajichedijingdaole。
真的是亲奶奶吗?
daoshiyunlaotou,cishicikeshaoshaohaoyixie,tanletanqi:
“dakui,xiaoshu,laofannimenerweibazheiyatoutaihuiquba。”
beiyunlaotouhanzhedeliangrendoushiyunjiadegefangxiaobei,lunbeifen,suanshisangyudetanggele。
自然也不会拒绝:
“sanyeyefangxin,jiaojiwomen。”
zhishi,yunlaotaiquehuranbuganle:
“taihuiquzuoshenme?zhijienachuangcaoxiguozhe,taishanghoushanwagekengmailejiushi。”
嘶!
yishijian,zhenggehebiandoujingmole。
daoshibeixuanbusiwangderen,shentiweidonglexia,quemeirenherenfaxian。
yunsangyuqishizaojiuxingle,jiushiyishihuifudebijiaoman。
duiyuanshangkaishideyilunfenfendaoganggangdezheixiehua,doushiyizibuluotingdeqingqingchuchude。
dangran,cisangyufeibisangyu。
qutihaishineigequti,danlinghunyijinghuanle。
dengdaiyishihuifuqijian,dagaidebafashengdeshiqingjichuanlianleqilai。
yunsangyu,heheyoumingdewushangdaoguan,zongpingzidashidedichuannvtudi。
sansuikaishijiuyufuzhoudaoshudajiaodao,tianzizhuoyue,wuxingchaoqiang,yiranshidaoguanxiayirenguanzhurenxuan。
raner,yichangyiwaixinglai,quefaxianzijichenglelingwaiyigeren,suochudehuanjinggengshiyiyannanjin。
budebuchengren,yuanxiandeyunsangyuzhendehenrerenkelian,shizaitaicanle。
nanguaishentilidoumeiyisiyihaocancundeyishi,zoudeshiganganjingjing,sihaobuliuniana!
buguo,jiranlaotianyerangzijizhongshengdaozheijuquqiaoli,yesuanshichengleyuanshendeenqing。
daojiaren,conglaidoushiyouenbibao。
dangran,yuanshengaibaodechou,kendingyehuibangmangbaode。
yundakuiheyunxiaoshuliangxiongdiyouxiefannan,xunwendemuguangfenfenkanxiangleyunlaotou:
“三爷爷,这?”
yunlaotouyijingquanchengheizhelian,yanzhuzigengshidengdegenniuyansidedengzheyunlaotai:
“laotouzikebuxiangsihoubeirenchuojilianggu,nizuihaoshibiezainaoyaoezi,dakui,xiaoshu,taizou。”weixieyiweishizu。
laotaitaidangjisongle,zaidadefennuhebugandouzhinengshengshengyanhuiduzilile。
dandangdakuihexiaoshuxiongdiliangzaishangqianzhunbeitairenshi,tangzaidishangmingmingyijingmeilehaoyihuierhuxiderenquehuranzhengkaileyanjing。
zheiyishunjian,xiongdilianghundouchadianhefeile。
“卧槽!”
“诈诈诈尸了?”
hedeshilianlianwanghoutui,zuihougengshiyinweizhongxinbuwenzhongzhongshuaizaidishang,tengdougubushangle。
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