第一章天帝归来
轰咔轰咔。
dongzhoucheng，tianqielie，cishishileiyujiaojia。
zheikongzhongdeleidianhenshijingren，kuangbaodeleidianyourujibashenjiansilietiankong，chumujingxin，shierbanzhejingrendeleisheng，zhenderenxinshenhuangkong，fangfoshangtianzhinu。
dayuruzhu，qingpenerxia，jieshangyijingmeiyouren，jiushichedoushitinglexialai，dajiadoushitaitoukanzhetiankong，leidianjingren。
“zenmehuishi，zheiguilaotian，zenmeturanfanuleban。douguaineigefeiwu，bushita，womenyebuhuichulaile。”
yilianghongsedebenchicheshang，houzuoyigesishizuoyoudenvzizoumeidao。cinvsuidaozhongnian，danyiranyouxiezise，nianqingdeshihoudingranyeshigemeinv，buguozhangxiangsihuyouxiejianruikebo。
pangbianzuozheyigesishilaisuidezhongniannanzi，shinvzidezhangfu，yeshishenshendizoumeikanzhezheitianqi。
kaichedeshiyigejimeidenianqingnvzi，cishijiangchetingzailubian，xiumeiweizou。cinvmingtangwanyue，dongzhouchengshuyishuerdemeinv，haishigenvzongcai，gangjiedaojingchadedianhua，shuotalaogongchulechehuo，suoyidaizhefumuqingandaoyiyuanqu，buguozheisuoweidelaogongshigeshangmennvxu，hetayeshiyoumingwushi，zaijiazhongyidiandiweidoumeiyou，suiranzheiyang，danshitingdaozheixiaoxi，tahaishijiaolv，jiusuanduitameiyouganqing，tayebuxiwangtasi。
轰咔！
dongzhourenminyiyuan，cishiyijijingdongrenxinpodeleishengzhaxiang，pizailerenminyiyuandezhuyuanloushang。
zheizhuyuanloudoushizhendong，yixieyiwurenyuan，bingren，doushijingjiaoleqilai。
haozaizhiyouyishengjulei，bingmeiyouchuxiandierci。
henduorenyiweifashengledizhen，buguozheizhuyuanloumeiyouzaizhendong，zheileitaijingren，rangdajiadoushixinjingdanzhan。
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dayubianchenglexiaoyu，leidianyeshijianjiandexiaoshi。
zaiyiyuandeyigezhongzhengshili，yigeyijingbeipanlesixingde，beibaibuzhegaideren，cishijingrandongledong。
suijibaibubeibaxia，cirenzhengkaiyan，jingranhuoleguolai。
“我这是在哪里？”
zheishiyigenianqingnanzi。cishikanzhezheibingfang，haobanxiangcaishuodao。
cirenshineichuchehuobeisongjinyiyuan，tangwanyuedezhangfu，yefeng。
tachulechehuohou，neizaoshisijitaodiaole，beihaoxinren，da120，songjinleyiyuan，qiangjiu，buguozuizhongmeiyouqiangjiuguolai，siwang。
rujinqueshihuoleguolai，shizaishiqiguaile。
cishilianggeyiyuandegongzuorenyuan，zoujinlai，jiashubuzhidaoshenmeshihoulaile，rensile，yaojiangshitituidaotaipingjiananfang，xianzaizheitianqibijiaore，xunchangdebingfangbuhaofangshiti。dengjiashulaile，zaidaitamenqurenling，ruguomeiyoujiashu，yiyuanhaidebangmanganzangle。
zoujinlaideliangweishinanyiwurenyuan，yishenbaidagua，daizhekouzhao，laijiangzheishitituidaotaipingjiananfang，keshidangtamenzoujinlaishi。
liangrendoushijingdaile，zheirenjingranhuoleguolai，kanzhetamen。
liangrendoushihedetuileyibu，zheirenyijingsile，zenmehaihuoleguolai。
“huole？”liangrendoushijingshengdao，suijitamenpaolechuqu，ranhouyiqunren，nannannvnvdouyou，yishengzhuanjia，doushipaojinlai。
“zenmekeneng。zenmehuoleguolai。”
“qijia，zheizijihuoleguolai。”
“zheizenmekeneng。”gangcaijiyefengzhuzhideyishengshiyiweinianguobanbaideluzhuren，zaiyiyuanyeshiyoumingdeshoushukezhuanjia，cirenyijingsile，xianzaihuoleguolai，rangtaganjuedaobukesiyi。
danshibukesiyiguibukesiyi，zheixierenmangzhejiyefengjiancha，qiangjiu，jieguofaxiancirenbingmeiyoushenmedaweixianle，cirenshizhenquedihuoleguolai，jiushizhiqianshousundedifang，cishidouzaijianjiandehuifu。
zheirangzheixieyishengjingyadebuxing，zhongxinjiyefengpeishangyaowu，yaoshui，bangzhutahuifu。
jiweiyishenghaiheyefengshuolejijuhua，yefengsuiyidishuolejiju。zuihouzheixieyishengdouzaijingqidexinsizhong，tuichulezheibingfang。
yefengyeshihaoqi，zijihaibuzhidaozenmehuishini，zijihuoleguolai，faxianshangtingzhong，jiuzijihuifuleqilai。
qishitangwanyuedezhangfuyijingsile，xianzaizheiyefeng，shixuanwuxingqiudeyiweixiandi，jiuxuantiandiyetianfeng，yetianfengshixuanwuxingqiudeyaoniexiuliantiancai，duanduandebabainiandeshijian，jiuweilielexuanwuxingqiudedianfeng，chengweiyoushiyilaizuinianqingdetiandi。danshiyexuzijitupotaikuai，genjibuwen，daoxinbujian，zuihouzaitupodaozhenshenjingshi，beijiuzhongtianleijiesuomie。yidaiyaoniejiuciyunluo。
yetianfengyemeiyouxiangdaozijihainenghuoxialai，jingranchuanyuedaolezheigeshijie，yigejiaoyefengdesirenshenshang，rangtazaicifuhuo。
“meiyouxiangdaoa，wojingranhainenghuoyici，ruciyehao。”yetianfengweiweishuodao，lianshangmeiyousihaobodong，wubeiwuxi，fangfoshengsikandan。jiusuansiqu，yetianfengyebuhuibugan，yetianfengzaixiang，zijiweishenmehuituposhibaini。
cishiyizhenchaonaoshengzaiwaimianxiangqi。
“shenme，huole。nibushishuoyijingsilema。”yidaohencierdenvshengxiangqi，rangyetianfengzoumei。
suijibingfangmenbeituikai，yiqunrenzoulejinlai，youyishengjige，hushijige，haiyousanren，zhengshitangwanyuehetafumu。
tangwanyuecishimeimoukanzheyefeng，weiweizoumei。
“nizheifeiwu，bushisilema，weishenmehaihuozhe，yisheng，nimenzenmegaode，weishenmeburangtaqusi。”neisishilaisuidezhongniannvzi，cishishuodao。cinvshitangwanyuedemuqin，zhaoqiuling。
“nizenmenengzheimeshuoni，guofenlea。”luyishengcishizoumeishuodao。meiyoujianguozheiyangdezhangmuniang，jingranbabuderenjiasi。
“zenme。woshuocuolema，nimenjiubuyinggaiqiangjiu，tasilecaihaoni，zhidaobu。yihoujiurangtazaiyiyuanhaole，nimenyangzheifeiwu，buguanwomenshenmeshile，benlaijiushifeiwu，zheibeichezhuangxia，qibushigengfeile，womenburenshiciren，biezhaowomen。”zhaoqiulingcishidashengshuodao。benlaitashilaikanzheijiahuosiyangzide，jieguoshihuode，zheirangtahenbushuang，tashibabudezheifeiwusiledehao。
yetianfengkanzhecinv，yanzhongchuxianshayi。hedezhaoqiulingtuilehaojibu。
“nizheifeiwu，nigandengwo。”zhaoqiulingyileng，suijinushengdao，zouleguoqu，jiuyaodazheifeiwunvxu，yiqiankemeiyoushaojiaoxunzheifeiwu，yincitacikejiuxiangshangshoule。
“bienaole。”zhaoqiulingdezhangfu，tangliguo，cishilazheqizi，zoumeishuodao。
“bielawo，tahaigandengwo，yinweita，womendouchadianchuchehuole，zheizaixing，rangwodasitasuanle。”zhaoqiulingzhengzhadao，xiangshangqianjiaoxunzheifeiwunvxu，zhishikandaoyetianfengneilengshadeyanshen，rangtayizhenxinhanfajing，buganshangqian，tacongmeiyoujianguozheizhongyanshen，fangfotayaochushou，xiayimiaojiuhuisi，zheifeiwuzenmehuiyouzheizhongrusishenbandeyanshen，rangtaxinlifaleng，jingqi。