di003zhangdianxiaxiangxinwo，wojuewugoudazhiyi。
ningxiaochajuedezijihenmingku，caiguolaijiuyaodangshechu。
guanjianzijihaimeilejiezhaozhengni，zheijianzhishiganyazishangjia。
dantarenweiyanqing，jujuebude，zhinengjieleshihe，peizhexiao：“hehe，mamayanzhongle，bulaofan，bulaofan。”
suihou，huaizheshangfendexinqing，qingqingtuikailedianmen。
泽恩殿里
zhaozhenghaizaizhuanxinnianfozhu、qiaomuyu。
dandangdianmentuikai，napashengyinhenqingwei，tadeerduohaishiweiweidonglexia，suihou，bochunweidong：“chuqu。”
lianggezi，yijiubingbinglenglengde。
ningxiaochalinzheshihe，maichudebuzijiangzhule——zhengzhufahuale，zheishijinquhaishichuqu？
tazhanzaiyuandi，jiujiejian，daliangzhezhaozheng——nanrenqueshishengleyifuhaopinang。jingzhidewuguan，danmodeshense，toudaiziyuguan，wuheirupudetoufapisanxialai，zuoziduanzheng，beijitingzhi，yitaiqizhimeideshuo。
xushichangnianfomenxiuxing，shenshangpiaosanzheyiguwennuanxirundetanxiang，yutalengbingbingdemoyangxiangbi，zheigutanxiangrangtaduolejifenkeqinzhigan。
ningxiaochaguqiyongqi，zaicimaikailebuzi。
zailitahaiyousanbuyuandeshihou，tazhouranzhengkaiyankanguolai，neishuangyanyouyoudelengli，sihunengzhishejinrendeneixinshenchu。
ningxiaochaxintouyizhi，tingxialebuzi，zhengzhengqiaozheta——zheibanyoulengshenchendeyanjingshizaibuxiangshifomenxiuxingzhirendeyanjinga！
zhaozhengyezaiqiaota——nvren！youshinvren！yigebiyigepiaoliangdenvren！tadehaofuhuangdaoshihaoyanguang！neixiongshiyaobaokailema！haiyouneiyao！neibanxianxibuhuizheduanma？
taqiaozhe，xinlimomingyongchuyigubaoligan，henxiangshenshouqiaduanle。
amituofo，zuiguozuiguo。
tabishangyan，shuangshouheshi，zhangzhanghuchuyikouzhuoqi，lengshengdao：“buxiangsi，jiugunchuqu！”
ningxiaocha：“......”
guoranhaoxiong，haopapa，danpayedeshang！
“yangmamarangwolaiquandianxiayongshan。”
ningxiaochabiaominglaiyi：“zhiyaodianxiayongleshan，wojiugunchuqu。”
xiangzhetabuhuiqingyipeihe，henkenenghaihuijiezheshenfenshiya，mangbuchongyiju：“tingshuodianxiayiyuchujia，chujiarenxianglaiyicibeiweihuai，haiwangdianxiabuyaoweinanwo。”
zheiyijujiushidaodebangjia。
danzhaozhenghaimeichujia，youshilengxinlengqingdexingzi，genbenbangjiabule。
“nijiranzhidaowoyaochujia，neijiuzhidaowoweihebuyongshan。niburangwoweinanni，neiniyebieweinanwo。chuqu。buyaorangwoshuodierbian。”
“zheiyijingshidisanbianle。dianxia，ninbuyongshan，shunancongming。”
ningxiaochashuozhe，dakaileshihe，shiwudexiangqilikepiaomanledadian。
zhaozhengyijingyitianmeichifanle，duzilikejiumingjiaokangyile。
“咕咕——”
shengyinzaijijingdedadianhaihenxiang，gaodehuamiandunshigangale。
ningxiaochakanzhechuqiudenanren，xinlihuanghuangde：tabuhuibeimiekouba！
shishishang，zhaozhengduiyujiemingjiaodeduzi，bingmeiyougangazhigan，tazhishiyouxiefan，shirenzongshikunyubenzhuoerwunengdeshenti，tayaochaotuo，bixuxiufo。
“咕咕——”
duzihaizaijiao，jiaodetamiansefuzao，takuaisunianzhefozhu，zuilidishengnianzhejingwen。
ningxiaochakanchutadefuzao，xinlihuangdeyipi，henpatahanrenbazijituochuquluangundasi，danmianshangwenrulaogou：“shuwozhiyan，dianxiazheibanzuo，bujinyushiwubu，haiyuchunzhiji。”
这话就以下犯上了。
zhaozhengmeixiangdaotaganzheimeshuo，zhengkaiyan，muguangxilididingzheta，dihedao：“niyigegongnv，yeganzheibanzhihuiwo？”
ningxiaochaliaodaotahuiyiquanyaren，likedao：“woyigegongnv？kanlaidianxiaqiaobuqiwoyigegongnv。fomenshuozhongshengpingdeng，dianxia，ninzheixiufozhixinbuchenga。”
zhaozheng：“......”
tabeitadehuaduzhule，yishiyusai。
“nibuyongquanwo，wobuhuiyongshande。”
tashuozhe，youbishangleyan，anjuezijijiubugaigenyigegongnvduozui。
foyan，shenwushinvse，yimogongyanyu。
果真有理！
ningxiaochabuzhitasuoxiang，kantazheituoniaoxintai，bianyebuduoquanle：“haoba。dianxiajiranbuyuanyongshan，neiwojiubukeqile。”
zhaozheng：“......”
怎么个不客气之法？
tatingdeshengchulehaoqixin——nandaotahaiganqiangxingweitachifan？
xiangzhe，yanjingluchuyitiaofeng，kantaxiangzuoshenme，jieguo，jiujiantanalekuaizi，bashiwuyipanpanbaichulai，zijijinjinyouweichileqilai。
zheinvren！jingranganyangfengyinwei！
qishi，buguainingxiaochayangfengyinwei，tachuanchengyuanzhuhou，jiumeichiguobaofan，meibanfa，yangzhoushoumayishouweimei，gushihou，youmeiyundongjianshenyishuo，zhinengguodujieshile，yuanzhubeiyichangfenghanyaoleming，yuanyinjiushishentisuzhitaichale。
tachuanlaihou，youshenmechishenme，danyechibubao，gengchibuhao，rujinkanzhesexiangweijuquandemeishi，nalihainengchengdezhu？
talangtunhuyanchidehuan，haiyibianchi，yibianshuo：“wotidianxiajieyou。dianxiajinkejueshikangyi。ninfangxin，wojuebuhuirangrenfaxiande。”
zhaozheng：“......”
tashiguyiqitadeba？zaiyigejiederenmianqianzheimedakouchifan，jianzhizuiwukeshe！
“咕咕——”
tadeduzijiaodegengxiangle。
e！haoe！congmeizheimeeguo！weilihuoshaohuoliaode！
takanzhepanzilikuaisujianshaodeshiwu，renbuzhuyanlexiakoushui——xiangchi。haoxiangchi。zheinvrentaihuaile。jianzhishishexiexinchang！
ningxiaochazhengchenjinmeishi，kandaotayankoushui，xiangshipatalaiqiangshi，xunsuduanlejipanshiwu，litayuanlexie。
zhaozhengbeicijidaole，shouniezhefozhu，zhizheta：“ni、nifangsi！”
fangsideningxiaochabazuihouyipanqingcai，yeduanleguoqu。
tadakouchirou，jirou，zhurou，niurou，yangrou，laizhebuju，haiyougezhongtang，yeshijianyangheyikou，xianranshibadaochidushidexinggeer，yiyangmeidasuanjibierenliu。
zhaozhengdoukanmengle：zheishinalilaidegongnv？zendezheibanculu、fangsi、meiguiju！
“嗝——”
meiguijudeningxiaochazhongyuchibaole，ng，yinggaishuochichengle，haibuyadidalegege。
“e，buhaoyisi，dianxia，woshitaile。”
tabuhaoyisidixiaoxiao，shengyincailuoxia，gengshitaideshifashengle——tazhengwanyaoshoushiyipianlangjiedecanpan，“beng”deyisheng，jiandaihualuo，suxiongbanlu。
henbuqiao，tashizhengduizhezhaozhengdefangxiang。
zhaozhengjiuzheimebuqirandibei“seyou”le——haiyiweitashizhendelaiquantayongshan。guoran，zuihoudoumianbulezheixie。
一群庸俗之色！
“啊！”
ningxiaochajingjiaozheshuangshouwuxiong，taitoupiejianzhaozhengyandidebiyi，xiangzhewaimianseyoushibaidemeirendexiachang，mangyaotoujieshi：“yiwai。zheishiyiwai。zhendeshiyiwai。dianxiaxiangxinwo，wojuewugoudazhiyi。”