第1章
“杨柳！”
“nitairangmashiwangle！”
“zuorendejiangliangxin，zheimeduonian，yaobushiyounidahaishu，nizaojiuesile。”
“rujindaolenibaoendeshihoule，qiaoqiaonigangcaishuodehua！buquxiaxiang？nibuqunandaorangnitiantianjiequ？”
“nitiantianjieshenjiaotiruode，nalinengzuodelexiangxiahuoer？”
“haiyounizhaodeneifengongzuo，daodishenmeshihoudainitiantianjieguoqubanshouxu？”
yangliushuangquanjinwo，tingzhezijiqinmadehua，jiwunaiyouxinsuan。
“ma，gongzuowodoudayingjiyangtiantianle，nijiubierangwoxiaxiangle！”
“neikebuxing，nidahaishushichejianzhuren，zanmenjiananengmeiyouyigexiaxiangde？”
“ma！youshihouwozhenhuaiyinidaodishiwoqinmahaishiyangtiantiandeqinma？tabuhuizuoxiangxiahuoer，nandaowojiuhui？tashenjiaotiruo，woshentijiuhao？”
“nizheihaizishuodeshahua？ruoshimeiyounidahaishu，nizaojiuesile，ruoshimeiyounidahaishu，ninengzhangzheimeda？zuorendejiangliangxin！”
“bu，fanzhengwojiushibuxiaxiang！”
“wozenmeshengchunigebuzhiganendedongxi！jintianwofeidehaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunnibuke。”
xianghongyibianmayibiantuisangyangliu，neimoyangneijiashihaoxiangmianqianzheirenbushitaqinguinv，daoxiangshitadechourenyiban。
yangliugenbenjiumeixiangdao，qinmaduitaxiashouzheibanhen。
yigebuxiaoxin，zhijiebeixianghongtuidao。
haoqiaobuqiao，naodaikezaizhuojiao，yimingwuhu。
jiaomazhongdexianghong，genbenjiumeifaxiannverdeyiyang。
yangliucaigangjieshouzheijushenti，jiujuetoutongyulie。
tadiediezhuangzhuangzhanqilai，haimeizhengkaiyanjingni，jiuyingshengshengaileyibazhang。
谁？居然打我！
yangliuxianglaijiubushigechikuidexingzi，jinguanhaimeikanqingyanqianrendemoyang，rengshizhuaizhuleduifanghaiweishouhuiqudegebo，ranhouyeshuaileduimianrenyigebazhang。
“哎哟——”
xianghongcanjiaoyisheng，wuzhelianhoutuilehaojibu。
tabukezhixindedingzheyangliu，“haoa，nigewangenfuyidebaiyanlang，xianzailianqinmadoudale？！”
“yangliu！niganshenme？”
yizhizuobishangguandeyangtiantianchongguolai，jiazhuanghaorendefuzhulexianghong。
“xiangyibujiushishuolenijijuma，nijurandongshou？”
“wozhidaonixinlibuhaoshou，nishixiangyiqinguinv，wobuguojiushigejinv，rangnitiwoquxiaxiang，nixinlinanshou。”
“keshinizainanshouzaiyouqi，yebunengduixiangyidongshoua。”
“xiangyi，nizenmeyang？aiyo，zheiliandouhongle。”
“xiangyi，haishiwoquxiaxiangba，zheimeduoniannidaiworuqinnv，biezaiyinweiwohuailenimenmunvdeganqing。”
“wojiushigemeimadehaizi，zaizheigejiabenjiushiduoyude。”
“xiangyi，dengwoxiaxiangyihou，nibangwohaohaozhaoguwoba，haohaozhaogudagehexiaodi，wogujizheibeiziwoshihuibulaile。”
“xiangyi，woduibuqiniya，bunengbaodanideyangyuzhienle，wuwuwu——”
yangtiantianwuzheliandidichuoqizhe，zheishitaguanyongjiliang。
zhiyaotayiku，quanjiarendouhuixiangzheta，baokuojimuxianghong。
“sheishuonishiduoyude！”
向红目呲欲裂。
“nishidahaideguinv，yejiushiwoguinv。woshuobuyongnixiaxiang，jiubuyongnixiaxiang。”
xianghonghenhenkanzheyangliu，shuochulaidehuarulayuehanshuang。
“yangliu！wobahualiaozhei，nibixuquxiaxiang。woyijingjinibaomingle，rizidaoleniquyedequ，buquyedequ。”
yangliuyouyishunjiandemengquan！
这是哪？他们是谁？
下乡？
这又是什么新鲜梗？
duimianliangrendechuanzhe，zhishaoguoshilewushinian。
haiyouneifuyouniandaitesedejiubaozhi，shuazhelvyouqideqiangjiao，jifuniandaigandehongmuzhuoyi。
yiqiedeyiqie，doubiaominglebuduijinger。
什么情况？
zijibushiheguimipashannima？
zenmezhaogexiangdegongfujiupaozheilaile？
“laotianyeya！nikuaizhengyanqiaoqiaoba！wozheinashishenglegeguinv，wozheishishenglegechourenba！juranchaozijiqinmalianshangzhaohu！”
yangliusuixiangbumingbaiqizhongguanqiao，danyekanchulexianzaiqingkuangbudui。
她这是穿越了？
duimianneigezhongnianfunvshizijideqinma？pangbianneigechuangeziqundaihongfakadeshizijijijie？
erta——zeshibeiqianggongzuotijijiexiaxiangdexiaokelian？
haishiyijingbaoleming，juewufanhuikenengdeneizhong！
buhuiba，tianbengkaijuya！