第001章 玄学大佬穿成恶毒后娘

“shengantang,niyaoshibuxiangguolekeyizhishuo,zanmenheli,weishenmeyaonajigehaizisaqi?tamenyijinggoukelianle!”

bingtazhishang,guhuaijinxiongtangjilieqifuzhe,yuanbencangbairuzhidelianyinfennufanqiyanlidehong。

zhanzaimenbiandenvrenchazheyao,xiangzhihaodoudegongji,yizhangzuituomoxingzifeilaoyuan:

“wojiuda!wojijiajinlegujia,jiushitamendeniang,dangniangdedaerzi,tianjingdiyi!youbenshinitiaoxialaidawoa!”

“ni……pu……”guhuaijinqiji,yigurexueyongshanghoutou,dangjipenchukouxianxuehunleguoqu。

“huainvren,wogennipinle!”

paozhangpiqidelaodaguzhanganyikanzheiqingxinglizhiquanwu,hongzheyanjing,fenglesidexiangnvrenpuqu。

nvrenjianqingkuangbudui,lianceshenduobi,huangluanjianzuojiaobeimenjianbanlexia,jinjiezheshi“duang”deyisheng,hounaoshaozhongzhongkedaolemenkuangshang。

pianke,youxueshunzhetaxianxidebojingliulexialai,nvrenxianggexieleqidepiqiu,manmanruandaoxialai,zaimeiledongjing。

guzhanganheshale,zuichunruniezheshuobuchuhua,haishilaoerguzhangningnaozizhuandekuai,tuiletayibadao:“kuaiqudilihannainai!”

guzhanganhuishen,yibamoqulianshangdehanzhu,sayazichaomenwaipaoqu,xiediaoledoumeiganhuitoujian。

ranertagangzoumeiduojiu,dishangdenvrenyoudongle。

yishizhongxinhuilongdeneiyike,shengantangtoutengdelihai,yuanzhushengqianjiyizoumadengsidedanaohaishanguo,yimuyimu,shandetaxueyabiaosheng。

qianshitashigeguer,ziyougenzheshifuzaishanzhongxiuxingdaofa,meishijiukaizhibojirensuansuanming,riziguodexiangdangzirun。

dancongzheigeyuekaishi,taturanzouqilemeiyun,ganshashabushun,shifushuotadeershisuisijieyaolaile,xiangbiguoquzhinengxianjieshihaihun,houmianzaixiangbanfahuiqu。

zouqianlaotouzipaizhexiongkouyixingmingqishi,shuoyidinghuiweitaxuangehaoshenfen,rangtachengweirenshengyingjia,taxinle,ranhou……yaoshenyibianchenglegeshizudepofujiayuanfu。

yuanzhuyejiaoshengantang,jinnianshiqi,daxiaodiebutengniangbuai,shoujinkuchu,shanggeyueyaoyajiajilelincunyousangetuoyoupingdanqiantuguangmingdexiucailangguhuaijin。

benyiweinengboyibo,cungubianfupo,sheiliaochengqindangtianguhuaijinturanbingdaole,erqiebingdehenzhong,dafukanlezhiyaotou,yuanzhuderuyisuanpanluokong,xinliniuqule。

meirichulechiheshuijiushizaipofumajie,zhiyuyangzaizhangfumingxiadesangehaizi,gengbukenengjihaolianse,chengtiandaerbazishandepapaxiang。

jintianyuanzhuchenjialimeiren,zhaojiunasangehaizisaqi,zhengqiaobeigangsuxingdeguhuaijinzhuangjian,yushibianyouleqianmianneiyichu。

mapomu、zhouzhangfu、dayouzi,lianjiamenkouluguodehuanggoudoubeitazhuizhezaguo……xiangdaoyuanzhuzheiyigeyuelaigandequedeshi,shengantangxiangbazijijiudiyanmaile。

zheitianbengdekaiju,zheizengliangdedaheiguo,jiuchaba“yuanzhong”erziketanaomenshangle!

shuohaoderenshengyingjiani?bukaopudelaotou,guoranxintaburuxinmuzhuhuishangshu!

xiaolaosanguzhanglekantabiaoqingbudui,yiweizijiyouyaoaida,lianzhizhukuqi,naishengnaiqidikuqiudao:“niang,tianxiazuihaokandeniangqin,biedazhanglelehaobuhao?”

laoerguzhangningmingmingpadeyaosi,danhaishiyonggandidangzailemeimeimianqian,“huainvren,nizuihaolaoshidian,nainaimashangjiuhuilaile,nibadiediehaichengzheiyang,tabuhuifangguonide!”

shengantangxunshengwangqu,zuixiankandaodeshigewuliusuidexiaonanhai,shengdebaibaijingjing,shifenjunqiao,tebieshiyishuangdayanjing,youheiyouliang,gewaiyoushen。

pangbianshigesansuizuoyoudexiaonvhai,yanjinghenda,ziputaoyibanshanzheleiguang,lianshanghaiyouweitunjindeyingerfei,kanzhexianggebaibainennendenuomituanzi,keaijile。

liangrenbeitademuguangyisao,xinzhongjuyigengshen,baochengyituanwanghousuoleyousuo。

shengantangkantamenmashangjiuyaosuodaochuangduzilile,hongchunweidong,zhengyaoshuoxieshenme,chuangshangderenbuzhiheshixingleguolai,chongtalishenghedao:

“shengantang,nibietaiguofen!xinbuxinwoyifengxiushubanisonghuijia,zaibanigandehaoshixuanyangchuqu,rangniyibeizijiabuchuqu!”

shengantangtaimou,kanxiangtashangdenanren。

dadishishengbingdeyuangu,tashoudelihai,fuseyejinhucangbai,buguowuguanshengdejiweijingzhi,meirumohua,mouruohanxing。

youqishineiranlexuedehongchun,zaixuebaijifudeyingchenxiagewaiyanli,zhenggerenbingyanyandiwangtashangyitang,xiangjilechunrilizhuizaizhitoudejiaohua。

danbiqitachuzhongdewaimao,gengrangshengantangganxingqudeshitaeqiannongzhongdesiqi,yijizhoushenyingraodeyinqi。

zheinanren,kongpabushishengbing,ershibeinagebieyouyongxinderenhaileya!

“wozheibeizinengbunengjiachuqubuhaoshuo,dannizheizhongqingkuang,ruguobuganshe,kendinghuobuguozheigeyue。”

shengantangduobuzoudaochuangqian,yishouzuoshan,qusanlemianqiandesensenyinqi,bujinbumandao:

“guhuaijin,womenzuogejiaoyiba,nijiwoyinzi,buyongtaiduo,shiliangjike,wojiuniyiming,ranhouwomenheli,congcinanhunnvjiagebuxianggan,ruhe?”

qianshitayizhishenghuozaishenshanlaolin,ziyouguanle,congweikaolvguojiehunshengzi,rujinyouyudaozheizhongqingkuang,yuqihouzhelianpiliuxia,daoburulingxuntiaoshenglu。

shiliangyinzihuanyitiaoming,shengantangjuedezijidetiyihaitinghelide,sheiliaoguhuaijintinghoubujinmeidaying,fanerqidezhichuichuang:

“shengantang,xiangyaoqiannijiuzhishuo,hebibianzheizhongliyouxinongwo!kanzhewoxiangfeiwuyiyangtangzaichuangshangrenrenchaoxiaoqiru,nixinliketongkuaileshiba?”

shengantangdizeyisheng,zhengyaoyongshijixingdonggaosutashenmejiaomiaoshouhuichun,menwaihuchuanlaiyidaoxiangliangdeshengyin:

“shengantang,niyouzaizuoshenmeyao,feiyaobazheigejiajiaohesanlenicaigaoxingma?”

pianke,yuanzhudepopoliushifengfenghuohuozoulejinlai,sishiduosuidefuren,quebujianyidianlaotai,nongmeiyiheng,yanjingyideng,qishishizu。

tadeshenhouhaigenlegeshenchuanhuisedaopao、shouwoliuzhuchuandepozi。

zheiweikanqilaijiuyouxiebaoqianle,jianzuihousai,mianseyinyu,beizhouwenbaoweideyanlishanzhejingguang,yikaikoujiuyindeshengantangcuqilemeitou。

“wozaojiushuoguole,zheinvdejiushigeshaxing,buguangkefu,haihuijiaodejiazhaibuning,nimenfeibuxin,xianzainaochengzheiyangnanshoubu?”

“wo?shaxing?”shengantangbeitadouxiaole,piaoliangdetaohuayanweiweiweishangtiao,yilianxingweidiwen:“ganwenzheiweidashi,nicongnakanchulaide?”