第5章 本人亲临,鬼差递烟

xiangquqian?youguiding,benrenlai!

tingdaozheihua,suranhezhibojianzhongrendoubudandingle。

zheitemebushifazhishehuima?zenmehaiyouzheizhongren?yongdipiebalaixingrongdoubuweiguoleba?

zaijiashangzhangdashanyijiadoushinongminweirenlaoshipohou,suoyizheiyigeyuelimianchulesanfanliangtouwangzheilipaogenbenmeiyoubanfa。

cishigengshitongkuliulei,bushiyinweibeidaleyigunzi,ershiyinweizijidewuneng。

zhibojiandajiawenyan,gengshinupenchukou。

:“wonima,zheidouershiyishijile,haiyouzheizhongren?wotemejianzhibuganxiangxina。”

:“buhuiba,suiranshijiangchengquxian,danyetailipuleyidianba。”

:“buhuishiqinglaideyanyuanba?zheishiqingzhendetingdelaoziyayangyanga。”

:“yinggaibushiyanyuan,zheizhongrenyezhendeyou,nimenmeiyudaoguoeryi。”

:“tailipule,baimingleyaoqifulaoshiren?jigeweizhi,laoziguolaimata!”

tingdaozheihua,surandelianseyefeichangbuhaokan,wulunshishei,danfanyoudianliangzhi,dezhizheizhongshidouhuimashangliangjude。

gengjiabieshuosurancongxiaodaodadewudoumidaojiaojiaoguixuntaole。

huitouehenhendekanleyiyanzheilianggebaoan,hedetamenjiejiehoutui。

“daozhang,bangbangwoba,zhiyouninnengbangwole。”zhangdalongguizaidishang,tongkuliulei。

daomensuiranmeiluole,dannongcunhenduodifangdouyouguodaozhangcibeijiuzhushirendechuanshuo。

zhibojiandajiayeshifenfenkaikouqingqiubangzhu。

surandiandiantou,zhanqishenlai:“fangxin,jiranwoyudaoleneikendinghuibangnide,zheizhongshidanfanshigeyouliangzhiderendouhuibangmang。”

xiangzhangdashanzheizhongrenzailongguoyouhenduo,taiduole,duodaoshubuqing。

ruguobubangde,yihoudelugengjianan,tamendejihuibuduo!

zhangdalongdehaizikenengzhiyouzheigeshoushudejihuile,danwulejiushiyibeizideshiqing。

zaidajiachengkendeyanshenzhizhong,suranjiangtalaqilai,ranhoushunshizoulejinqu。

lianggebaoanhaixianglande,suranzhishidandandepieletamenyiyan:“woquannimenzuihaobuyaozhuzhouweinvedeqifulaoshiren,youjuhuajiaorenzaizuotianzaikan!”

buzailihuitamen,zhijiezoulejinqu。

cishigongzuorenyuanhaizaibanliyewu,pangbianjigegongzuorenyuanneilidoupailehenzhangdeduiwu,jiuzhiyouzheigegongzuorenyuanqianmianzhiyouliaoliaojiren。

weibierenbanliyewudeshihouyeshiyifugaorenyidengdemoyang。

“一百二十号!”

surankanleyiyanzijishouzhongdehaoma,zhijiedaizhezhangdashanzouleshangqu。

xuanjilaidaojutaiqianmian,rangzhangdashanzhijiezuolexialai。

zheigegongzuorenyuanshiyigenvren,zhangdefeitoudaer,yishuangyanjingxiuzhangdasuanbiwangwaifan,zuichunshangmianhaiyouyikeheizhi,dianxingdexiaorenmianxiang。

jiandaozhangdashanyouzuoleguolai,tayuqibunaifandehandao:“nizenmeyoulaile,wohaimeiyoujinijiangqingchuma?banliyewuxuyaobenrenlai,benrenlai,nizaizheiyangsaoraowogongzuo,xinbuxinwobaojingle!”

shuozhe,tahaizhanqishenlai,yimiwudeaidongguaniudongnaodaisichukan。

“baoan,baoanni,ganjinjiwobazheirendiuchuqua,zangxixideyangziniyebupadanwuwomenyinxinggongzuo?nizenmedangbaoande,xinbuxinworangrenbanikailea!”

lianggebaoanzhanzaipangbianquesihaobuganshangqian,takeshilingjiaoguosurandeshoufale。

:“nima,zhangdejiushiyigexiaorenmoyanga!”

:“wodetiana,haisaoraota?tazenmeshuodechukoua,zheiyetaiexinleba。”

:“wodetiana,xinghaowobuzaixianchang,buranjiusuanshifangdanboliwoyedeganchuanjinqushoushita。”

:“ou,bieshuolewoyijingtule。”

:“daozhang,zhijiebaojing,landehetajiuchan,womenyesuanshigongzhongrenwule,youwangyoubangmangde!”

:“nima,shuohuadeshihouneikezhishangmiandemaoyizhishuai,laozirenbulea!kuaikuai,daozhangwojinidashangyiqiankuai,nibangwobatabale,qiuqiunile!”

suranmuguangzhishizheduifang,daduantashuohua:

“baojingganshenme,nibushijutaigongzuorenyuanma?womenbanliyewuhenhelideba?”

gongzuorenyuanwenyan,zuibayipieyanshenshanguoyisibuxie,feidade**wangyizishangyizuo,dunshiyizidouchuanlaiyizhenjijisheng,chadianjiuduanle。

“banliyewua,buguobanliyewuyaobenrenlaibanli,ruguonijiaodedaobenrenjiuganjin,jiaobudaojiubiedanwuwogongzuo,laonianggongzianfenzhongsuande。”

suranwenyanlengxiaoleyisheng,zhuanshenjiangzijisuishenxiedaidehuangsebunangjifangzaipangbian。

ranhouyibianfanzhaodongxi,yibianshuodao:“xing,worangtaqinzishanglaijinibanli,buguonikebiepa!”

sizhouweiguanderenqun:???

zhibojianzhongren:?????

feipogongzuorenyuanyitingzheihua,renbuzhuhahadaxiao:“pu——yigeshazidaileyigelengzi,xiaosiwole,ganjingun,denghuiwojiubudabaojingdianhuale,wozhijiejijingshenbingyuandadianhuaa!”

:“daozhang......nizhei.....niubichuidetaiguoleba.”

:“suiranwoyekanbuguanzheigefeipogongzuorenyuan,dannizheiniupi.,....loufengle。”

:“bierendousilebangeyuele,nihaijiaotabenren......nizhunbeiqinghunshanglaia?”

:“haishibaojingba,zheizhongrenbixufalvchengjie。”

:“falvchengjie?falvhaizhendebuyidingchengjiededaode!”

suranzheihuadunshiyindesizhouzhongrenyizhenchaoxiao。

rendousilezheimejiule,hainenglaibanliyewu?

zhangdashanzaipangbianniuniunienie,yaozheya,laoshibajiaodemianrongxiachongmanlenuqi。

“daozhang......buxingjiusuanle,biemafannile。”

surankantazheigemoyang,xinzhongkongpaxialehenzhao,guoduanyaotou:“bie,nibieluanlai,zheixierenbupeizuoren,danwomenkebuyiyang。”

“tabujiushiyaobenrenshanglaima?nibanibadeshengchenbazijiwokankan,woqingtashanglaibanyewu,fangxinxiamianwoyourennengdadianhao。”

kaiwanxiao,yincaodifudelimiandeguanyuandaduoshudoushidaomende。

suiran,suranzanshibuzhidaozheigeshijieyoumeiyouyincaodifu,buguoxitongjideneigefashuyinggaikeyizhaohunshanglai。

啊?

zheixiazhangdashandoulengzhule,youyouyuyuyouxiemengbizhijian,jianglaodiedeshengchenbazidougaosulesuran。

suihou,jiukandaosurannazhehuangfuheyizhimaobidaoguleyixia。

zaihuangfushangmianxiexiazhanglaohandeshengchenbazi。

sizhouzhongrentingdaozheimeyishuo,dourenbuzhuzhizhidiandian:“zheijibainianbujiandaoshi,yijiandaoshijiushipianzi?”

“gujidenghuitayaozhuangguishangshenleba,zheijuyuanshichusheng,zheidaoshiyebuxianghaodongxia!”

pangbianzhongrendidigugu,zhibojiandajiayeshimamalielie。

ranerxiayimiao,suranhuranyaopoyoushoushouzhi,mengdiyichuo。

bimunianlejijuzhouyu,zhengkaishuodao:“zhanglaohanshanglaiba,nijiahaiziyounan,xiamianyijingjinidadianhaole!”