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woyin**xilijiaofudeshenfenbangshayumeinvyoubaituoheishehuiqiling。
luguohunshadiandeshihouquefaxianletahebierendehunshazhao。
zhaopianshangyouyixingdadadeyishuzi——
[zhizizhishou，yuzixielao]
woyiyanjiurenchuzheigenanrendeshiwoshouxiamazi
jinjiezheweixinxianggebuting，
mazixiangwofachubanlangyaoqing，haijiwofaleyiduizhezhuangyaoqiu。
woxinkoucitongdidakaimoudou，jiwotuisongdediyitiaozhuangtaijiushi——shayumeichulandezhibojian。
maziqiyufengshualeyibaigejianianhuashouhuchulan。
有粉丝问，
“nineigeshuaigegoutuizini？”
chulanchixiaochusheng，“heqiyexiangbi，tafuyunchuanjiushigedicengxiaohunhun，jiqigegechiyanhuidoubupei！”
我心如死灰。
diyishijiancheleanpaizaishayutandebaobiao，sisuilezhunbeisongjichulande——jingbeisiheyuandefangchanzheng。
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wochediaobaobiaozhihou，qinglonghuiderenshigexujiuyouqushayutanshoubaohufeile，chulannuqichongchongzhaodaowo，
“nizheigefeiwu，zenmezuoshide？qinglonghuiderenyoulaizhaowomafanle！”
tayaoyaqiechi，chushishidewenwanshunvmoyangzaojiudangranwucun。
wobuyu，zhishiyiweidinachuzaihunshadianmenkoupaidezhaopian。
chulanjuemeidelianshangshanguoyisihuangluanwucuo，danshilimashoulianqilai，
“e，nizhidaoleyehao，benlaiwoyemeidasuanzangzhe，zheiyinianlai，wojiademaiyutanduokuiqiyedezhaoying，”
“nibuguoshigepaotuidemazi，yeyoulianlaizhiwenwo？”
shayutandegukemenfenfengezhonggeyangdemuguang，youkanrenao，youlianmintongqing。
wobuzaiyi，wozaiyidezhiyouchulan，keshitakanxiangwodemuguangzhiyouxianqihebiyi。
chufujiangyulinguadaofeiqi，zhijieshuaidaowolianshang，
“xiaofu，zheiduanshijianduoxieniweihuzheigetanwei，buranwomenyijiasankoubaohufeidoujiaobuqi。”
“danshidangfuqindedouxiwanghaiziyougehaoqiancheng，nijianglaiyounverdehua，yebuxiangrangtajiajiyigehunhunba？nizheiyangdesanwuhu，zheibeiziyebiedasuanzhaoduixiangle，zijibazijizhaoguhao，buyaoquhuohainvren，jiushiduishehuizuidadegongxian。”
wohenmingdifuqulelianshangdelinpian，tingzhezheixiecierdekebo。
yinianqian，woduichulanyijianzhongqing，weilejiejinta，wobuxiyinmanshenfen，zaizheigezangluanchadecaishichangbanyanyigedicengxiaohunhundejiaose。
faxianwowulizhiniudefeiqiyouheibailiangdaodouyourenzhaozhedeshihou，chufuchumuduiwoxiaolianxiangying。
dangwobaiduanqinglonghuihuizhangdeyigenshouzhishi，chulangengshiyishenxiangxu，zhudongpashangwodechuang。
sixuhuidaoyanxia，wobeiyigesanbaijindekehuzhuangleyixia，huailidefangchanzhengfeilechulai。
wobenxiangjintianjiangfangchanzhengsongjichulan，shunbianbiaomingzijixixilijiaofudeshenfen。
zhishimeixiangdaoyiwaifaxiantahebierendehunshazhao。
“**，zheiniandai，diaosizhenganyixiang，jingbeisiheyuandefangchanzhengdounengdingzhile，zheishimouduoduomaidehaishimouyumaide？”
“qiongfenglebahahahaha，wohainengmaibaigongni！”
“gongcetadoumaibuqi，zaizheilizhuangshenmedatousuan！?”
lurendechaofengxiangdaoyiyangzhazaiwoxinkou。
benlaihaizaiduizhezhibojingtouxiusanweidechulan，yuexiangyueqi，duanqiyipenyuduzilitaochulaidexingchoudewuzangliufuchaowoshenshangpoguolai，
“gun！biezaizheiliaiyan！”
“臭吊丝！”
hualuo，taturanganouleyixia。