第0001章 聊天群:全是废材大佬!

“linwuchen,jiupingniyigeyezhong,yepeigenwangshixiongzhengduowaimendiziminge?”

“sangeyuehou,‘qingxuanxinrenzhan’,duishangwangdefashixiong,woyaonilikeqiquan。fouze,shiqingjiubuhuixiangjintianzheimejiandanle!”

yiweimianrongjiaohaodeqingqunshaonvlengshengancui,zhuanshenquehuanlelingyifumiankong,pujinleshenbianbaiyinanzidehuaizhong,xiaoniaoyirenbanyiwei,zaizhongdizicuyongxia,dayaodabaideliqu。

linwuchenwangzhezhongrenliqudebeiying,taishoucaquzuijiaodexueji,wunaidetanlekouqi,

“zheishishenmepodifang,podifang,podifanga!”

“woyaozheichuanyue……youheyong?”

meicuo,tashigechuanyuezhe!

wunianqian,linwuchenchuanyuedaohuanggudalu,zheishiyigexiuxianshijie,qiangzheweizun!

jindanduorugou,yuanyingbiandizou!

benyiweikaiguanixishichuanyuezhedebiaopei,raner,xianshiquejiletachenzhongdeyiji。

cunyeguer,wuxizalinggen,meiyouxitong,meiyoujiezhilidelaoyeye,shenzhilianxinshoubaohuqidoumeiyou。

妥妥的天崩开局啊!

haoburongyibairulexiuxianzongmen——qingxuanmen,xiulianwunianquehaishilianqichuqidezayi,jiuliancengjingxiangruyimodeqingmeizhumadouqitaerqu,zhuanerbaoshanglezayidashixiong——wangdefadedatui。

ganshouzheshenshangyinyinzuotongdeshangshi,linwuchenbujingantan——

chuanyueqianshiniuma,chuanyuehouhaishiniuma,neilaozizheibushibaichuanyuelema?

“woruoyoutianfu、shili、beijing,biranyaozaizheipianxiuxianjie,zuogeshafaguoduandeqiangzhe!”

就在他暗恨之际——

【quntixing:linwuchenjiaruhuanggudianfengliaotianqun!】

【quntixing:jiangqixuejiaruhuanggudianfengliaotianqun……】

yishunjian,linwuchenlengzhule。

“刚才那是……”

zheiyike,tadeerpanfangfoxiangqileyidaoshengyin——

dingdong,nindewaiguayidaozhang!

zheizhongshihou,shuobujidongshijiade。

五年,整整五年!

linwuchen:nizhidaozheiwunianwoshizenmeguodema?

taqiangrenzhexinzhongdejidong,xunzhaozhefangcaide‘jinshouzhi’。

jiranhaochengdianfengliaotianqun,neiqunlidehuibuhuidoushizhutiandalao,zijizhixuyaoqianshuiqianghongbao,jiunenghuodeshenjigongfa,danyaoziyuan,shenbingliren……

huozhe,zizhixielanxingtutechan,piruweishe、leibi、wangzainiubitang,nongfushanzei,yongchuangtiantangzhileide,yudalaojinxingjiaoyi……

jiuzailinwusisuozhiji,liaotianqunfalailexiaoxi——

muningwei:“ya,yixialaileliangweixinrenni,huanyinghuanying(sangeyanhua)”

anlingran:“huanyingliangweixinren!”

qiluoyi:“huanyingxinren。”

luoqinglong:“huanying……”

muningwei:“xinrenzenmebushuohua?anzhaoqungui,xinrenjinqun,nanbaozhangdunvbaosanweie(huaixiao)”

anlingran:“youzheigeguijuma(yihuo)”

anlingranchehuileyitiaoxiaoxi……

qiluoyi:“@muningwei,tongyi!”

luoqinglong:“tongyi+1!”

linwuchenkanzhesaiboxiuxianfenggededuihuakuang,etoushangdunshifuxianchusantiaoheixian。

zheishizhengjingdedianfengliaotianqunma?

zheixiedoubi,zenmekandoubuxiangshixiuxianjiededalao!

jiuzaizheishi,liaotianqunliyouyouxiaoxi——

jiangqixue:“da,dajiahao……”

muningwei:“xinrenbuyaojushu,jiusuanshihuaiyunle,dajiayehuiyiqibangnixiangbanfade(xieyanxiao)”

安灵染:“!!”

齐洛依:“??”

luoqinglong:“wodaoshizhidaogeantaidefangzi,buzhidaoguanbuguanyong……”

luoqinglongshangchuanqunwenjian《muzhudechanhouhuli》。

luoqinglong:“chuancuoshule(ganga)”

luoqinglongshangchuanqunwenjian《xianjunjiaoniyangdaodezhitai》。

jiangqixue:“bushila,caimeiyouhuaiyun!”

“danwozheibianqueshiyudaoleyixiedemafan,xiwangdajianengbangwochuchuzhuyi!”

anlingran:“meiwenti,jinlequnjiushiyijiarenle,jiarendeshiqingjiushiwodeshiqing!”

luoqinglong:“shiganqingwentima?zuihaoshishejiwugejiating,sandairen,fudailunliguanxideneizhong,wochaoshanzhang……”

muningwei:“nisuanshizhaoduirenle,wozuishanzhangkengren,jiulianzuifuzadegongdou,duiwoeryan……yezhishijiachangbianfan。”

qiluoyi:“biren,birenbushanyuchumouhuace……”

linwuchenkanzheduihuakuang,bujinxianrulechensi。

womenbushizaixiuxianma?zheinongnongderichangfengshishenmegui?

dangran,tucaoguitucao,tahaishilaolaoshishideqianshuikuiping,yimianbeirenfaxiantalianqiqizayudeshenfenhou,tichuqunliao。

suiranzheijigejiahuokanshangquhenbukaopu,shangchuandeneibu《xianjunjiaoniyangdaodezhitai》yemeishenluanyong,danzheizhishaozhengmingle,gongfashenmede,shizhendekeyishangchuana!

“ruoshinengdedaojibugongfa、miji,yeshiyifenbucuodezaohua……”

linwuchenzheiyangxiangzhe,jixuqianshui。

jiangqixuezaidaoguoxiehou,huatiburuzhenggui,jieshidao:“wozuijinyizhizaibeiyigerumenbujiudediziwumie,taxianshiwumiewozaishilianzhongqiangletadebaoyao,youwumiewotouletadezuchuanlingbao,tahaiandilixiulianmogong,queyinweimogongxinfabuwanshan,daozhitupozhujishibeifanshi,quewumieshiwoshangdeta……”

linwuchenjianzhuang,xinzhongyouxiechudong。

zaiqingxuanmenzuozayidezheixienianli,yemeishaobeiwumie。

talijieneizhongyouweiquwufasushuo,youyuanqunanbeishenzhangdewuligan!

guiqiyuanyou,haishiyinweitatairuole!

tadaoxiangkankan,qunlidedalaonengyoushenmehaobanfa?

zhishi,xiaoxifachuhou,liaotianqunyixiazihuanjinglexialai,qifenyebiandeyouxieguguai。

片刻后——

anlingran:“ze,wumiea……youdiannanban。”

muningwei:“neige……wobijiaoshanzhanggongdou。”

qiluoyi:“birenbushanyuchuliwumie……”

luoqinglong:“guo,xiayige!”

林无尘:“??”

bushi,nimenhainengzaifuyandianma?

haodaiyedewenwenjutiyuanyouba!

sihushitingdaolelinwuchendexinsheng,anlingranwendao:“wumienidedizi,shigezenyangderen,weishenmehuizhuazhenibufang,shininalidezuitalema?”

jiangqixue:“tajiaoliuruyan,shiwoshizunyinianqianxinshoudedizi,zhangdejiaoqiaokeai,youtebiehuisajiao。zicongtalaidaoshengdihou,shizun、shidimen,shengdideyixiezhanglao,shenzhitaishangzhanglao……haoxiangdouzhanzailetaneibian。”

“tashuowoqiangtadebaoyao,jiweicongxiaoshouwojiaodaozhangdadeshidi,duolewodeqiankundai,jianglimiandebaoyaoquandoujileta;tashuowotoutadezuchuanlingbao,shizunjiunazoulewodebenyuanlingbaojita;tashuowochentatupozhiji,yongmogongtouxita,xingfadiandezhanglaojiangwodaizouchuyizhongxing,shenzhiyongzhenmosuochuanlewodepipagu,youfengyinlewodexiuwei,zhongshangzhixia,jiangwozhenyazailezhuhunyunei……”

“shenzhi,wohaitingshuo……jiweitaishangzhanglaoyijingshangding,jiangwotineidexianguboli,liantongxiuweiquanburangdujita,yimibutazaitupozhujishizaochengdefanshishanghen……”

linwuchenananxinjing,ruyandadizheimenitianma?

muningwei:“tingshangqu……haoxiangshilvchabiao。”

anlingran:“bujinshilvchabiao,haishigehulijing,jiemeihaokelian(qiaomuyugongde+1+1……biaoqingbao)”

luoqinglong:“lvchabiaozuinanduifule,jiaren,zheibianjianyininbirangyixiani。”

qiluoyi:“birenbushanyuduifulvchabiao……”

林无尘:“……”

muningwei:“@linwuchen,zheiweijiaren,yefabiaoyixianidekanfaya!”

linwuchenjianzhuang,yewufajixuqianshui,dangjiyifentianyingdeqiaochulejigezi——made,zheiqunchusheng,qirentaishen,gentamenbaole!

suihou,taqingtanyishenghou,momogaichengle——

“zhongjiushilibuji,woweilouyi,annengfankangzheimingyun?”

“tangruoyoujindanxiuwei,youqinengyuyujiujurenxia!”

jiangqixue:“xuyaojindanqixiuweicaikeyima?neiwocishengmeixiwangle,woshidachengqi……”

林无尘:“!!”

我尼玛,大乘强者!

zaihuanggudalu,jingjiekefenweilianqiqi,zhujiqi,jindanqi,yuanyingqi,huashenqi,lianxuqi,hetiqi,dachengqi,dujieqi,xianrenjiyishangjingjie!

meigejingjie,youkexifenweiqianqi、zhongqi、houqi、dianfengsizhong!

tangtangdachengqiqiangzhe,yirankanchengdianfeng,zenmehunchengzheifuniaoyang?

zheiqizhong,shibushiyoushenmewuhui?

“neiliuruyan,nideshizun、shidi,haiyouxingfadiandezhanglao……youshishenmejingjie?”

林无尘继续追问。

ruguoduifangshiyiduidujieqiqiangzhe,daoyezaiqinglizhizhong。

jiangqixue:“liuruyanshizhujichuqi,jiweishididexiuweicongzhujidaohuashenbudeng,xingfadiandejiweizhifazhanglaodoushifanxuqi。woshizunsuishidachengqi,dantadedachengqishiyikaozhewoweitaxunlaide‘qingxinbiyuou’caimianqiangdadaode。woyouxianguhejipinbianyitianlinggen,tongjiewudi……”

“neinidaoshifankanga!!”

linwuchenpaizhedatui,dangjifanbodao。

tongjiewudidedachengqiangzhe,beiyiqunlouyibidaozheizhongdibu,zheideduonaocancainengxiangchuzheizhongjuqing!

jiangqixue:“bukeyifankangde!”

muningwei:“shia,zenmekeyifankangni?”

anlingran:“yidanfankang,jiuzuoshilehulijingdewumie。”

luoqinglong:“woyebujianyifankang,zheizhongqingkuang,yinggaishoujizhengju,baimingdaoli,weizijizhaoxuepingfan!”

qiluoyi:“birentongyangbushanyufankang……”

linwuchenkanzhexiaoxi,zheimingmingshuoshirenhua,weiheganjuerucimosheng?

“lianqiqi,nigentamenjiangdaoli;dachengqi,nijiushidaolia!”

“sheiganwumieni,zhijieyizhangbisha!”

linwuchenjiuzhetoufa,jidongdequandao。

jiangqixue:“ke,ruguozheiyangdehua,shizunheshidimen,douhuizhizewo。xingfadian,yehuishenpanwo……”

linwuchen:“neijiujiezheshabei(koubi)”

江祈雪:“诶?”

muningwei:“wuchenjiaren,nitaijiduanle,shiqingbushizheiyangchulide。”

luoqinglong:“tongshang,rucimangzhuang,zhihuishideqifan。”

anlingran:“qishimiezu,canhaitongmen,jiusuantaoguozhicai,yehuimingshengjinhui,congcishoujinshirentuoma。nandao,haiyaobasuoyoutuomaderen,quandoushalema?”

linwuchen:“buranni?”

jiangqixue:“bu,bukeyia,neishiwodeshizun,shidi,doushiwodezhiaiqinpeng。xiangchujiule……renfeicaomu,shunengwuqing!”

muningwei:“renxindoushirouzhangde,zenmexiadequshou?”

luoqinglong:“shuoderongyi,linwuchen……ninenghendexiazheigexinma?”

anlingran:“jiemeimen,buyaobeilinwuchendaipianle。@jiangqixue,wojuede,nibujinyaoshoujizhengju,haiyaoyongaiquganhualiuruyan。ruguoshizaiwufaniuzhuanjumian,nijiudangzheshizunheshidimendemian,pougumingzhi。rangtamenhouhui,baohanzhongshen!”

muningwei:“haozhuyi!”

洛清泷:“赞同!”

qiluoyi:“zantong+1。”

linwuchenyaoyaqiechi,tasihumingbaile,zheixieren……jueduishinvpinwenlidedayuanzhonga!

“laozitianbengkaiju,doumeixiangguozheimewonangdesifa。zheitamatianhukaijude,weiyidesifadoubeitamenjizhaodaole!”

“我若是大乘……”

就在这时——

【jiancedaoqunyuan‘linwuchen’deqianglieyiyuan,kaiqizhuxianrenwu——zihuizhedejiushu!】

【renwumubiao:zhengjiujiangqixue,kaifangshijieju,zuizhongrenwudefenyoubenqunpanding!】

【renwujiangli:shipingfendengjierding!】

【renwuqijian,nijiangchengweihuanggudianfengliaotianqundequnzhu,huode‘xianhuntianjiang’yu‘jueduiquanxian’jineng!】

【renwukaiqidaojishi:shi、jiu、ba、qi……】

renwumianbanzailinwuchenyanqianfuxian,tadunshishenqingyizhen,

“feilongqiliandounengshu,nimenhuibuhuiwan?”

“jiangqixue,wolaizhuni!”

linwuchenzailiaotianqunlifayanhou,huoranqishen,shenseaoran,

“neibiandexiaojianrenmen,nilindielaile!”