"jiarenmen！zheishishishangzuiguiquguidaoju！"gumingchengbaxiangzuanshoujijiazaiqinghuacimatongshang，jingtouduizhunzhengzaikenaimashisijindetaijiangui，"shuashigehuazijiubiaoyanshousiguitaijian！"
弹幕瞬间炸锅：
【顾少の如厕直播】
【jianyigaixingpai《maocejinghun》】
【zheiguidezhijiabiwomeijiahaijingzhi】
taijianguituranchezhejianxidesangzihan："dadan！jianlezanjiahaibuxiagui！"shuozheshuaichutiaosanmizhangdeguojiaobuchanzhugumingchengdebozi，buliaoshang"zhengdaguangming"sigexuezigewaiciyan。
"shifujiuming！"gumingchengbeiledezhifanbaiyan，haibuwangdiaozhengjingtoujiaodu，"laotiemen！zheishiqianlongyeyongguodeguojiaobu！xianzaipaimai......wu！"
suxiangwandeshengyincongzhibojianlingyitouchuanlai："yongnibaolideheilvtizisaitazui！"
"zheiwanyibushifasheqima？！"gumingchengshoumangjiaoluananxiaanniu，lvtizi"sou"dishejintaijianguizuili。zhijianneiguiturandengdayan，hunshenchouchuzhemaoqingyan，zuihou"pu"dibianchenggebazhangdadezhiren。
gumingchenglinqizhirenkuangxiao："hahahayuanlaishigetishenkui......"
"biedong！"suxiangwandejinggaowanleyibu。zhirenturanziran，zaitazhijianshaochugeaixinxingzhuangdejiaohen，kongzhongfuxianyixingxiaozi：memeda~
弹幕笑到抽搐：
【qianlongyeのtuweiqinghua】
【zheiguishengqianshigesaoshouba？】
【顾少：我脏了】
yucitongshi，suxiangwanzhengdunzaisiheyuanwudingqiasuan。shoujipingmuturandanchuwaimaiyuanxiaowangdexingcheng——sanfenzhonghoujiangjingguonanpudaqiao，erqiaodunchuyingraozhenongyudesiqi。
"qiangbudaofudai？"tamiyankanzhezhibojianfengkuanggundongdedanmu，turanyaopozhijianzaipingmuhuafu，"neijiuqiangsai！"
zhengzaiqidianlvdexiaowangturantingdaodingdantishiyin："ninyouxindegoumingdingdan，qinglijichakan。"taditoushunjian，shoujizidongtiaozhuandaozhibojian，xuehongdefudaitexiaohulemanlian。
"shenmegui......"xiaowangshouyidou，dianlvzhuangshanghulan。qianjunyifazhiji，huailidewaimaixiangturanbengchugezhiren，kangqitajiuwangqiaoxiatiao。
"wocao！"xiaowangyanzhengzhengkanzhezijidedianlvbeitaxiandeqiaomiantunshi，zhirenquekangzhetawenwenluozaianbian。gengjingsongdeshi，zhirenxiongkouhaiyinzhe"eleme"logo。
弹幕疯狂滚动：
【《lunwaimaiyuandejixiantaosheng》】
【zhipianxia：elemezuixinpaisongyuan】
【jianyishenbaojinisizuosijilu】
suxiangwandeshengyincongshoujichuanlai："xianzaixiangxinle？nihoubeixiangyoubataomujian，quqiaodundisangenzhuzi......"
"dengdeng！"xiaowangzhanweiweijuqigopro，"wozhishigesongmalatangde！"
"neijiuqingguichimalatang。"taturanfangdajingtou，"kannishenhou。"
xiaowangyizhuantou，zhijiantafangchushengqigehunshenshuinidegongrenguihun，shoulihailinzhebaxuelinlindechanzi："heihei，tisigui......"
"guinidaye！"xiaowangchaoqiwaimaixiangzaguoqu，"laozifangdaihaimeihaiwan！"hongyoutangdipoleguihunmanlian，dunshixiangqishazhubandecanjiao："lalala！"
弹幕瞬间爆炸：
【chuanyurenminfalaihedian】
【guihun：meixiangdaozaizaiweilashang】
【jianyishenbaofeiwuzhiwenhuayichan】
suxiangwanchenjishuaichufuzhou，qiaodunfuxianchuyongzhushahuadezhenhunzhen。gongrenguihunturanguididaku："wobushiguyitougongjianliao！shibaogongtoubide......"
"suoyinijiurangqiaotale？"tazhijianjinguangdasheng，"zhibuzhidaojintianyousanshibaliangxiaocheyaojingguo？"
guihunturankaishilouqi："wocuole......nengbunengbierangwoxiayouguo？"
"keyi。"suxiangwangouqizuijiao，"qujimengpoyanfahuoguodiliao，laduannidezuiniefenji。"
chaodujinguangliangqishi，gumingchenghuitoutuliandipahuizhibojian："shifu！wobamaocegaizaochengwenquanle！"jingtouyizhuan，xiangjinmatongzhenggudugudumaowenquan，taijianguidezhirenzaishuimiantiaobalei。
【yonghu"miqilinsanxing"songchuhuojian×20：qiuwenquanshuichengfenfenxi】
【gushao：mingjiewenquandiyiren】
【jianyikaifayinyangspachanyelian】
turan，yangmudejianjiaoshengchuantoupingmu："xiaojianren！jingganyongxieshupianqian！"huamianlichuxiansangewenshenzhuanghan，lingtoudehuangmaozhengyongtiegunqiaodaxiaowangdewaimaixiang。
"neishiwodewanfan！"suxiangwanyanshenzhouleng，gekonghuafu。huangmaoturankaishitiaopiliwu，tiegunzaikongzhonghuachu"sb"ziyang。
xiaowangchenjiqianghuiwaimaixiang："biedongwodewuxinghaoping！"
弹幕疯狂截图：
【shehuiyaoのqumoyingyong】
【huangmao：zheibeizimeizheimeshesiguo】
【jianyishenbaojiewuquxiezhuanli】
dangjingdishengxiangqishi，suxiangwanzhengkenzhexiaowangsonglaidemalatang。gumingchengturanpengzhepingbandiannaochongjinlai："shifu！nishangyangshile！"
《wujianxinwen》huamianli，taqiaoxianchangpiaofuzhejudadefuzhouxuying，jizhejidongdeyuwulunci："zheishikexueqiji！doufuzhagongchengzidongxiufu......"
"cuo。"suxiangwanduizhejingtoushuqisangenshouzhi，"shixuanxueqiji，bankadabazhe。"
turan，zhibojianshanguojinsetexiao：
【yonghu"xuanniao07"songchujianianhua×520】
suxiangwanjingjiantaijituranzhuore，jiyizhongshanguojunzhuangnanrenjiangtajiaojibangfeidehuamian。tamengdiniesuizhukuai，qishenshidaopaowufengzidong："gumingcheng，zhunbeiwafen。"
"haiwa？"gumingchengbaojinzuchuanluopan，"zheicinengdaijinshutanceqima？"
huayinweiluo，yangmudeyuyintiaozaizhibojianzhaxiang："jinwanshierdianbudaqian，jiubanimaijibinyiguanpeiyinhun！"
suxiangwankanzhezhanghuliwubaiwanyue，turanxiaoyeruhua："haoa，jideduodaidianzhiqian。"tataishoushuaichuzhangfuzhou，qianlizhiwaidesujialaozhaituranleishengdazuo。
danmupiaoguoxuehongtishi：【yonghu"difuhunlianwang"guanzhulezhubo】
（本章完）
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**本章爆点**
1.**kuajiequmo**：malatangbaojidoufuzhagongchenggui
2.**tuhaosaocaozuo**：maocegaimingjiewenquanhuisuo
3.**fubimaishe**：taqiaozhenhunzhenxianjunfanganma
4.**gaonengshouwei**：yangmuweixieyinbaoyinhunfuben
**弹幕梗汇总**
-饿了么の玄学配送
-gushao：mingfufangdichankaifadiyiren
-黄毛の耻辱舞步
-别人要钱养母要命