dingxianapptoushechudejingbaowenzi，buzaishifuwen，ershiciyande、tiaodongdexinghongse！
shunjianzhaoliangledabangeliandanfang，jiangmeiyigemudengkoudaidedizi、xiaolizhouranbiansedelian、shenzhiyuanchubaiweijinghongyipiezhuanguolaideqinglengmuguang，douranshangleyicengbuxiangdexuese！
zhenggedanfangdoubeizheicongweiyouguodezuigaodengjijingbao，dongjieleyishun。
zhiyoukuangbaodelingchao，yijiuwuqingchongshuazhe。
【zi……weizhigaoweiganrao……fenxishibai……mubiaoshengmingtizheng：binwei！】
【zi……shuju……cuowu……zi……】
dingxianapptoushedeguangmufengkuangshanshuo、niuqu，rutongchouchudeshenjing。
zuizhong，zaifachuyishengleisijinshubeiqiangxingsiliedecierzayinhou，chediximie、jingmolexiaqu，wanshangyupaidewendushunjianjiangzhibingdian。
erjiangxiaoyudeyishi，zhengchaozheneiwennuande、ziyoude、meiyoukpi，meiyouxianyubiyalideheianshenyuan，kuaileqieyiwufangudiyiluhuaqu。
【…ding！jiancedaoqiangliesuzhuliumangjitangpingyizhi，yufankangyishi…yanzhongwuran996fubaoguize…fuhejihuotiaojian…bangdingzhong…】
yigeshengyin，wanquanbutongyudingxianappneizhongbinglengkeban，daizhedianyonglan、xixue，fangfogangshuixinghaidalebangehaqiandeqiangdiao，tuwudizaitayipianhundundenaohailixiangqi。
【…bangchenggong！moyuzhengdaoxitong，1.0xianyuzunxiangban，weininfuwu！】
【qinaidesuzhu，gongxinindachengzhongjitangpingchengjiu——【dingxianappqiangzhixiaxian，fubaodazhenwufasaomiao】！
jichujiangli：【zhizunmoyufanghuzhao】（shiyongban，meicikaiqihaoneng5dianmoyuzhi）yifafang！qidongkouling：‘womoguwozai’！】
【xinshoudalibaodaozhang：moyuzhi+10dian！】
【jiancedaosuzhushentizhuangtaiqianjia，jingshenyuyuedubaobiao，chuyuwanmeidexianyubinsi（huadiao）…xianyuniepanzhuangtai！xiuweiguandingchengxuzidongqidong！】
【dangqianmoyuzhi：10dian】
【shiyong1dianmoyuzhi，xiuwei+1tian。shifoulijizhuru？shi/tangpingjimoren。】
江小鱼：？？？
woshishei？wozaina？ganggangshibushiyougeqiguaidedongxi，zaiwonaozilizhuangdaweibalang？xiuweiguanding？moyuzhi？
**！挂！
kuangxirutongyanjiang，chaneichongkualebinsitiyandailaidemengbigan！
然而——
【滋啦——！！！】
meidengjiangxiaoyuzaikuangxidehaiyangli，changyounapabanmiao。
yishengbigangcaidingxianappdangjigengqilibaibei、fangfoyaojiangzhenggetiandi，dousiliechengliangbandekongbuleitingpaoxiao。
rutongshanggujushou，beichunudezhongjikuanghou，shunjiandongchuanlehouzhongdedanfangdihuoshiceng、cipole【996fubaodazhen】。
neihaochengwuxiekejidepingzhang，daizhefenmiewanwudexiongliqixi，hanransuodingneigezhengliantiedizhuan，shitucengdianrehuqierdezuikuihuoshou！
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kuangbaodelingqichedishikong！
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zaisuoyourenwubijinghaidemuguangzhong，yiguanchuanyiqiedeqishi，hongranzaluo！
mubiaojingzhun——zhengshidishangneitiao，ganggangyouledianqierdexianyu！
tianjie？haishifubaodazhendezhongjimieshamoshi？meitingshuoguodakeshuihuizhaoleipia！！
完了！
zheijiushijiangxiaoyuyishichenlunqianzuihoudeniantou，daizheyizhongjiqihuangdande、beimingyunshualedeganjue。
【womoguwozai！！！】
tayongjinzuihoudeyizhi，zailinghunshenchujianxiao！
yicengbobode、chengxianchubantoumingyouzizhuangde、kanqilaijiqifuyanqiekeyidedanhuangseguangmo。
jiqibuqingbuyuandi，yijiqiguisu，kankanzaitatianlinggaishangfangbudaosancundedifang……chengxing。
xiageshunjian，mieshileizhujianglin！
“hong——！！！！！”
wufaxingrongneishiyizhongzenyangdeshengyin。
bingfeichuncuidejuxiang，ergengxiangshiyizhongjiangyiwanbolitongshiniansui、jiangwanjunleiting，rouniechengshizhigunbang，zaihenhenleizaipogushangde、lingrenwuzangliufu，douzaishunjiancuoweiyixingbandezhongjibaoming！
huimieguangzhu，jingzhunwubidimingzhongledishangneigequansuoderenxing。
yiji……neikuaigangganghushangqu、bodebunengzaibo、yansehunzhuode，xianggeyeyoutangdedanhuangseguangmo！
liandanfangneideshijian，fangfobeishunjiandongjie！
chihongyuanzijiaozhidekuangbaoleiguang，rutongdiyuyanjiangdaoguanban，jiangjiangxiaoyudeshenyingcheditunmei！
zhuoredaozuyishunjianjiangjinggangqihuadeqilang，chengwanmeideqiuxingbaokai。
weiguanzhongrenhaoxiangkandaolemoguyun！
hunhezhebeigaowenfensuideliuli、qingyuzhuanfenchen，huazuoyiquanhuimieyiqiedechongjibohuan，manhengdihengsaozhenggekongjian！
lidezuijindejizuoxuantiedanlu，rutongbeiwantongtidaodejimu，fangunzhefachucierdemocasheng，jiangduoshanbujidedizizhuangdeguduanjinzhe，aihaoyipian！
xiaoliliansecanbairujinzhi，qiangdadelinglihuzhaoganggangchengqibudaoyishun，jiurutongpaomobanbeisisui！
takuangpenyikouxianxue，beihenhenxianfeichuqu，xiangpomadaiyiyang，zazaihoufangqiangbideyaojiashang，zhuangtayipiandinglingguanglang。
zhangdundungengshilianrendaiputuanbeizhenggexianfan。
rutongjudadepiqiuxianghougundong，fachuyilianchuandejinghuhemenxiang。
zuihoubeiyizhangchenzhongdeshiandangzhucaitingxia，hunshendefeiroudouzaifengkuangzhandong。
jiaoluoli，neizhangqinglengruyuederongyanshang，diyicifuxianchujinhushitaidejinge。
baiweisushouzaidanlushangyipai，yiquanbingjingbandeyuebaihuzhaoshunjianliangqi，xianzhiyouxiandidangzhuleneiguhuimiexingdechongjiboyuwei。
danhuzhaoshang，yeshunjianbumanlezhuwangbandeliehen！
taneishuangxianglaigujingwubodemouzili，chongmanlenanyizhixindehairan！
zhenggeliandanfang，shunjiancongzhixusenyandelaozuodiyu，bianchenglemorijianglinbandexiuluochang！
huimiexingdeguangmang，zuzuchixulesanxi。
sanxizhihou，leiguangxiaosan。
kongbudenengliangluanliu，yijiuzaikongqizhongzizizuoxiang，liuxiadapianjiaoheidehenji。
yanchengungun，duanbicanyuan，**sheng、kesoushengciqibifu。
suoyourendouxiayishidipingzhulehuxi，muguangsisisuodingzaileiguangjianglindehexin，neigebenyingbeichedicongshijieshangmochudeweizhi。
jiangxiaoyupazhededifang，chuxianleyigeyizhangduokuan、shendabanchidejiaoheidakeng！
kengdongbianyuandeyanshi，chengxianchurongyanlengquehou，teyoudeanhongseguangze，niaoniaobaiyanzhengcongzhongshengtengerqi。
坑底……
yituan……buchengrenxingde、jiqihuanmanrudongde……dongxi？
不！
dangmimandeyanchenhecimudeguangxiaozhujiansanqu，suoyounengkandaokengdijingxiangderen，douchedijiangzaileyuandi，yanjingdengderutongtongling！
zhijianzaineihuimiexingdejiaokengzhongxin，neikuaibobode、huangbulaji、fangfoliezhiyouzhideguangmo，juranbingweichediposui！
tayiyizhongjiqiguiyi、jibuzirandezitai，wanqiangdicunzaizhe！
bobodeyiceng，tiezaijiaoheidedimianshang，bianyuanyouxiexuniuqubianxinghejiaohudehenji，shenzhihaizaiweiweizhandou，xiangshisuishidouyaoyoujindengkubengliekailai，danta……juranchengzhule！
guangmozhixia，yigerenyingpazhe。
江小鱼！
tashenshangneijianyuanbenjiupojiudehuibuduanda，cikerutongbeiwanqianzhijiaozaodegoukenguo，pochenglesisilvlvdebutiao。
butiaomianqiangguazaishenshang，**chudebeibupifuyipiantonghong，bumanleximidedianhen。
xiangshizaiguntangdetiebanshangluoguo，kongqizhongmimanzheyiguguiyide……kaoxianyuganhunzhejiaohudanbaideweidao？
toufagengenshuli，shenzhihaizaimaozhejilvcancundeqingyan。
jiangxiaoyulianshangbumanheihui，zuijiaoguazheyisiliangjingjingdekoushui（kenengyizhimeiduanguo？），zishiyijiushineigejingdiande“liantierezhuan”deshufumoyang。
zuilipudeshi，tadeshenti……
居然还在微微起伏！
xiongtanghuanmaneryouzhangdikuozhangshousuozhe！shenzhihaibansuizheweiruode、youjiezoude……hulusheng？！
呼——吸——呼——
neixiaoxiaodehansheng，zaisijiyipian、rutongbeiyunxingxiliguodeliandanfangli，xiandegewaiqingxi、guiyi、huangmiujuelun！
fangfogangcaineizuyiyipingshantoudekongbuleijie，zhishimougeequweidexianshen，fanglegeyouchouyouxiangdepi？
xiaoligangcongyaozhaduilizhengzhazhezuoqi，banbianlianhaizaitangxue。
dangtakanqingkengdidejingxiangshi，zhenggerenrutongbeishanggushehunshudingzhu，zuibazhangdenengsaixiayigeyadan。
baiweichengzhedebingjinghuzhao，zaoyisuiliexiaosan。
tafuzhejulieyaohuanghou，youxieqingxiededanlu，qinglengdemouguang，sisisuodingkengdineitiaomaozheyanderenxingxianyu，wozheluerdeshouzhi，yinweiyongliguoduerweiweifanbai。
zhangdundungengshirutongjianlegui，lianshenshangdetengtongdouwangle。
panglianshangderoushijingchouchuzhe，naozilizhishengxiayigeniantou：
ge！niyihoujiushiwoqinge！shuijueyingkangtianjie？！zheinimashixianyu？！zheishixianyuzuzongba？！
【ding！moyuzhi-5！yichenggongdiyuyicizhimingdaji（99.9999%xiaojian）！】
yigelanyangyangdeshengyin，zaijiangxiaoyucancundeyishilixiangqi。
【shoucichufa‘moyuzhetianyou’beidong！jianglimoyuzhi+1！dangqianmoyuzhi：6dian！】
【jiancedaoweiruoguizefanshi，yidaorufanghuzhao，xianqidongjinghuachengxu……zizi……suzhushouqingweipiroushangjijingshenzhendang（tezhijinghe）！jianyilijiduihuanxiuwei：jinxu1dianmoyuzhi，tangpingyenengzhangxiuwei！】
江小鱼：“……”
yishirutongchenchuanhuanmanshangfu。
erduolishijianruidewengming。
shentixiangshibeiyiwangechuizizaguo，youtankaizhongpinleyibian。
dan，neigaiside、wennuande、shuxideshuiyi，jingranhaimeisan？
shenzhiganjue……yaobusuanle？tuibutengle？jingshenhaitemeyoudianguiyidekangfen？jiushiyoudianjiaohuwei……
tayanpichenzhongdixiankaiyitiaofeng。
momohuhudeshixianli，shirongyanbandekengbi。
canpojiaoheidebuliaosuipian，yijitoudingshangneigemingmingpopolanlan、yansehunzhuo、fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaobengdiao、queyiranjianting（zhandou）zhecunzaide……
油渍防护罩？
ranhou，jiangxiaoyukandaolezhouweineixietousheguolaide、fangfozaikanshiqianjuyaofushengdejingkong、daizhi、mangran、hunzazhexiexuniuquchongbaideyanshen。
jiangxiaoyujiannandi，jiqihuanmandi，tailetaitiezaiqingyuzhuanshangdebanzhanglian。
lianshang，haidaizheheihuihekoushuidehenji。
tatianletianganliedezuichun，yongyizhongdaizhejiehouyushengdemangran。
haiyouyidiandian，“zheifanghuzhaoshibushiguoqileweieryoudianda”dexiaoweiqudeyuqi，duizhekongqihuozheshuonaozilidexitong，xiaoshengdiguleyiju：
“xitong……zheizhaozi……neng……baotuima？”
shuowan，touyiwai，jingranyouxiangwangtangliandedizhuanshangcengqu。
全场石化！
xiaoliyikouqimeishanglai，zhijuedehoutouyitian，yanqianjinxingluancuan。
baiweiniezheluerdeshouzhiweiweifanbai，qinglengdemouzili，shanguoyisijiqihanjiande、nanyilijiedeqingxubodong。
zhangdundunkanzheneifuyouyaoshuiguoqudejiashi，tuiduziyiruan，putongyishengchedizuoshiledimian。
哥！牛逼！