第1章 倒霉透了

nonglisanyueshiwu,zhenshanggandaji,xuqingyunzhaolizaidaoguanmenkoubailetan。

【fengshuikanxiang,buwenjixiong】dezhaopaigangguachulai,jiuyouyiliangdabachetingzailelubian。

yiqunrenyuguanerchu,datoudeneixiekangzheshexiangji。

xuqingyunyuanbenbutaixiangli,congqingliangshankaishiguihualvyoujingquqi,jiuyoubushaorenlaidaka。

dantacaiyaoshouhuimuguang,quetingjianyidaojingyashengyin:“jiejie,nizenmehuizaizheili?nizheishizai……baitansuanming?”

yigechuanzhebaisedayidenvrencongcheshangxialai,kantadeyanshendaizhesisijinge。

ertashenpanghaizhanzheyigegaodananren,chuanzhexizhuangchouzhelian,kantadeyanshendaizhebiyi。

xuqingyundunshizhoujinlemei,yanzhongshanguoanmang。

jinzaochumenwanglejizijisuanyigua,zaozhidaoyaoyudaozheizhonghuiqidongxi,tajiubulaibaitanle。

zheiliangrenyigeshitamingyishangdemeimeixulehuan,yigeshitayiqianmingyishangdeweihunfushenhaoxuan。

dangniantabeiganchuxujia,dekuitamenyifengonglao。

xuqingyunyongjiaocaidouzhidaozheiliangrenlaizhebushan,lidoulandelitamen。

pianpianxulehuanyaoshanglaixianliaozhejian。

tadaizheyilianguanqiehelianminzoushangqian,yaozhechunbankaikou:“babamamayizhizaizhaoni,meixiangdaonituichuyulequanduqibukenhuijia,juranshipaolaizheilisuanming……”

shuowan,tayoubushangyiju:“woqiahaoguolaipaizongyi,burudengwozongyijieshu,jiejiejiugenwohuijiaba,yehaoguozaiwaimianshouku。”

daoyanzuheqitajiabinyikaishihaimeixingguoweilai,tingdaotuiquanduqibukenhuijia,huranyishidaolemianqianzheigechuanzhejiudaopaobaitansuanmingdenvdaoshishishei!

xulehuandejiejie,sinianqianheiliaochanshenbeipotuiquandeyirenxuqingyun!

shexiangtoushunjianduizhunlexuqingyun,guankanzhibodejiabindouyoudianmeng,zaidanmushangyilunfenfen。

【bushi,womenshilaikanshuaigemeinvtantiantiandelianaide,paiyigesuanmingdeganmaa?】

【youyishuoyizheisuanmingdezhangdehaiyoudianhaokanei,suyanshangjingjuranrangwokanlengle,buguoweishenmelehuanjiaotajiejiea?】

【wokao!woxiangqilaile!tashixujiashouyangdeneigenverxuqingyun!】

【xuqingyunxianzaijuranzaibaitansuanming?lipu!dangniantahaodaiyeshidingliuba?】

【loushangbuhuimeichiguoxuqingyundeguaba?dingliugeguia,xujiahaoxinshouyangta,tachazulehuanheshenzongdeganqingdangxiaosan,haipiaoqielehuandeyuanchuangzuopin,houmianhaixiangbalehuansongdaolaonanrenchuangshang,zaiyulequanjiushitiaorenrenhandademghaofa!xujiadourenbuleta,bataganchulejiamen!】

【xiangqilaile!dangnianwbchiguachileyigeyue,daonadoushimatadecitiao,zheinvdeshizhenexin!yangnvqifurenjiazhengjingqianjin,haixianggouyinrenjiadezhumazaixujiazhanwenjiaogen,yejiushidangniantagundekuai,buranbaojitajidaopian!】

xuqingyunyanshenyuefabunai。

taxiaoshihoushigeguer,beirengzailubianchadianmeileming,shishifubatajianhuiquyangdade。

houlaijiyuanqiaohejinleyulequan,xujiacaizhaoshangmen,shuotashitamenjiaqinnver。

tayiyankanchutamenbushishenmehaoren,yesuandechuzijiqinyuandanbo,benlaibuxiangqu,shifuqueshuotayinggaileduanyinguo,haiyaozhaodaoneigebuquantaminggedeyouyuanren,suoyitacairenlexujiaren。

danguobuqiran,xujiasuiranbatarenhuiqule,quepayingxiangjiaqianjinxulehuan,shuotazhishijialiyangnv,hairangtarangchuyuanbenshuyutadehunyue。

tadaoshibuzaiyide,jieguoxulehuanfeiyaogentacijing,poletayishenzangshui。

qiahaozhaodaoleshifukouzhongdeyouyuanren,tasuoxingtuiquanzouren,meixiangdaohainengzhuangshangzheilianghuiqidengxi。

xuqingyunlenglengkaikou:“bulaoguanxin,biedaraowozuoshengyi。”

danxulehuanquexianggenanchandeniupitang,budanbuyiburao,haibaichuyifushoushangmoyang。

“jiejie,nishibushihaizaiguaiwo,suoyicaizheifutaidu?”

takanshangquchuchukelian:“nibijingyeshixujiaren,dangshibabamamashengqigannizou,yezhishixiangjinigejiaoxun,nandaoguoleneimejiu,nihaizaijihenma?”

yipangdeshenhaoxuanzeshilengxiaoyisheng:“lehuan,taziganduoluo,niguantasihuozuoshenme,yiqianjiumankouhuangyan,xianzaigengshiganqilekengmengguaipiandegoudang,jianzhidiurenxianyan。”

shuowan,tashangqianjiuxiangshenshouquzhuaixuqingyun:“womenyaopaishezongyi,nibiezaizheiliaiyan,yebuyaodazhecenglehuanliulianghejiuchanwodezhuyi!”

“naoziyoubingjiuquzhi,woshijiaoletanweifeide,xianzaishinimenzaiaiyandaraowozuoshengyi。”

xuqingyunyanshenyiliang,wozaishoulidemaobizhunzhunqiaozhongleshenhaoxuandemajin:“erqie,niyoushenmezigerangwojiuchan?pingnineijingyingbushankuaiyaopochandeshenjiahaishinizheigenaozibuhaoshidepuxinnan?”

tayuqibingleng:“woyoulaogongle,nimenganjingun,kanjiannimenwoshouyang,bierangwodangzhezushiyedemianchounimen。”

shenhaoxuantongdeliansezhengning,jingyibudingkanxiangxuqingyun。

tazenmehuizhidaoshenjiazuijinjingyingbushan?!

tacanjiazongyijiushiyinweigongsichulewenti,xiangliyonggenxulehuanjijiangdinghundexinwen,jishenjialayixierenqi,zheitiaoxiaoxibeimandehensi,juebuhuiyourenzhidaocaidui!

danmutingdaoxuqingyundehua,douzhaleguo。

【wokao?!xuqingyuntuiquanjiehunle?!gaibuhuijialegexiangxiarenba?!】

【tazenmegangenshenjiadetaiziyezheimeshuohuaa?shenjiakeshijingshihaomen,yizhishoujiunengensita!】

【wokantajiushigenaocan,xiangyongzheizhongbaxiyinqitaiziyezhuyi!yuele!】

xulehuanquemeizhuyidaoshenhaoxuandeyiyang,kanjianxuqingyunfazuo,haiyiweitashiyinweibeijiemuzuhetamenzhuangshangzheimeluopodeyimu,naoxiuchengnu。

tayuanbenmeixiangdaohuipaizongyideshihouyudaoxuqingyun,danruguonengchengjirangjialikandaoxuqingyunxianzaishishenmedexing,chedigentaduanjueguanxi,neiqibushigenghao……

tahenkuaibaichuyifuweiqumoyang:“jiejie,haoxuangegebushineigeyisi,tazhishijuedenizuozheizhongkengmengguaipiandegoudangbuhao,xiangquannihuitoushiande。”

tingjianzheihua,xuqingyunxiaole:“nimenpingshenmeshuowokengmengguaipian?zhengjuni?”

xulehuanyiye,tahaizhenmeiyouzhengju。

yipangdeshenhaoxuanyanzhongshanguoyuandu,wuzheshoulenglengkaikou:“nishibushikengmengguaipian,suanyiguabujiuzhidaole?niganma?”

xuqingyuntiaomei:“keyia,zhiyaonijiqian,wushiwanyici,keyisuanfengshuibazixiangmianbugua,nisuanshenmedongxi?”

shenhaoxuandengdaleyan:“wushiwan?!nizenmebuquqiang!”

“因为犯法。”

xuqingyundanshengkaikou:“aisuanbusuan,nabuchuqianjiugun,womenxuanmenzhongrenbujieshoubaipiao。”