仙侠破案:我的系统任务竟是勾引死对头第1章

“tengfengyao!sanmiaoneibashihunsantoujinlingxuanchededanlu!fouzedianjihunti,rangnitiyanshenmejiaoshengburusi!”

xitongdejixieyindaizhedianliudezizisheng,cidewoermofateng。woniezheneipingheiqiqideyao,zhijiefanbai,danfangdejinzhiguangmojiuzaiyanqian,limianlingxuanchedebaiseyipaoyijiaoruoyinruoxian。

“wojujue。”wolengshengdao,“toudubeizhua,lingxuanchenengdangchangfeilewo,nizheirenwubushirangwosi,shirangwosidegengkuai。”

【xitongbaonu:suzhuweikangrenwu!shoucichengfa:dianjijinggao!】

yizhendianliuturancuanbianquanshen,wotengdequanzaidishang,lenghanshunjianjintouleyipao。yanqiandezhiboguangpingdandegengkai,danmufengleyiyangshua:

【caobaotengjuranganjurenwu?fengleba!】

【dianji!shuang!shangcitaxianhaiyunshimeijiugaishoufa!】

【buduia,tahaoxiangshuodeyoudaoli?shenjundedanlunashineimehaodongde?】

【kuaikan!yaoyuanneibianyourenpaoguolaile!】

wohaimeihuanguojing,jiutingjiansixinliefeidehansheng:“jiuming!lishixiongzhalule!renmeiqile!”

“zhalu?”woxinliyilin,fanzuixuedebennengyaguoledianjideteng。wopaqilaijiuwangdanfangpao,shoulideshihunsanbeiwosuishousaijinlecaocong——sidaoyoubusipindao,xianchaanbaomingzaishuo。

【xitongjianjiao:suzhuchedipianlirenwu!ercichengfa——】

“bizui!”wohouleyisheng,“zaibibi,woxianzaijiuqugenlingxuancheshuonibiwotoudu!”

xitongshunjianjingyin,guangpingshangdedanmuxiaodegengfeng:

【hahahahasuzhufanshaxitong!zheibowozhancaobaoteng!】

【tajuranganxiongxitong?bupabeimoshama?】

【zhongdianshilishixiongsile!danfangyoujinzhi,zenmehuizhalu?】

danfangmenkouyijingweimanleren,xunbushoulingyanfengchuanzhetiehuisezhifu,zhengyijiaochuaikaishitukaojindedizi:“doujiwotuihou!baohuxianchangbudongma?”

takandaowo,yanjinglikedengyuan:“tengfengyao!nizenmezaizhei?shangciyunshimeidedanlujiushinizhade,zheicishibushiniyougaogui?”

“yanbutou,”wobokairenqun,zhizhemenkoudedimian,“xianbiezhuaren,kanzheijiaoyin——qianzhangxiandeshen,houzhangzhiyoubangeyin,bianyuanhaiyoutuohen。”

wodunxiashen,zhijianxuanzaijiaoyinshangfang(meipeng,baohuzhengju):“zheibushilishixiongdejiaoyin,tachuandeshiyunwenxue,zheishicubuxuedewenlu。erqiebujuzhiyouliangchi,shuomingxiongshoushengaobuzuqichi,liqihaixiao,tuobudonglishixiong,caihuiliuxiazheizhonghenji。”

yanfenglengzhule,ditouyikan,liansezhoubian:“nizenmezhidaozheixie?nilianliandandoubuhui,haidongchaan?”

“dongbudong,jinqukanjiuzhidao。”wotuikaita,zoujindanfang。

jiaohuweiqiangderenkesou,daozaidishangdedanluhaimaozheqingyan,lishixiongpazailubian,youshouzuanzheyaochu,zuijiaodexueyijingfahei。

woraodaoshitilingyice,turantingzhu:“yanbutou,kantashouwan。”

yiquandaizhexichidelehenqingxikejian,wozhizhelukou:“haiyouzheiheisecanliu,bushizhaludejiaohen,shibaoyanfen——guanzhiyaocai,zhiyouliandanzhanglaonengjiechudao。”

【danmuzhale:!!!baoyanfen?tazenmerenshizheidongxi?】

【yuanzhulianningshencaodourenbuquan,zheijueduishibeiduosheleba!】

【yanbutoudeliandouqingle,hahahaha,zhuanyebeinianyale!】

yanfengyonglinglitanletandanlu,shoudoudoule:“zhendeshibaoyanfen!kexiongshouzenmebalishixiongnongjinlaide?danfangjinzhizhirenshuren!”

“shurenzuoan。”wozhiqishen,“xiongshouzhidaojinzhimima,xiankunlelishixiongbitaliandan,jialebaoyanfenhoujiekaishengzi,bayaochusaitashouli,weizaochengyiwai。”

“shuodehaoxiangniqinyankanjianyiyang。”

yidaoqinglengdeshengyincongmenkouchuanlai,wohunshenyijiang——lingxuanche。

tachuanzheyuebaizhangpao,zhangfayongyuzanshuzhe,shoulihainazheliandandeshanzi,yanshenquelengdexiangbing,saoguowoshi,daizhehaobuyanshideyane:“tengfengyao,nilidanfangzuijin,youyouzhaluqianke,bushinishishei?”

【danmu:!!!shenjunlaile!zheixiacaobaotengsidingle!】

【shenjundeyanshennengsharen!kuaibatazhuaqilai!】

【dengdeng,gangcaifenximeimaobinga,shenjunbieyuanwangren!】

woxinlitucao:dage,wogangchuanlaibantian,shalishixiongduiwoyoushenmehaochu?danlianshangdezhuang:“gege,womeiyou……”

【xitongturantiaochulai:suzhu!niantaici!“gege,wodoushiweinihao,buxiangnibeixiaoshimeipianle”!fouzedianji!】

woyadoukuaiyaosuile,yingzhetoupitaitou,yanshen“chilian”didingzheta:“gege,wodoushiweinihao,buxiangnibeixiaoshimeipianle……lishixiongdesi,shuobudingjiushixiaoshimeigande!”

lingxuanchedemeitouzhoudenengjiasicangying,ketameimawo,fanerkanxiangyanfeng:“antashuodecha——baoyanfendequxiang,haiyoulishixiongderenjiguanxi。”

yanfengmengle:“shenjun?nixinta?”

“chalejiuzhidao。”lingxuanchedemuguangyouluohuiwoshenshang,zheiciduoledianhuaiyi,“tengfengyao,genwolai。”

【danmu:???shenjunjuranmeifata?haidaitazou?】

【wozenmejuedeshenjunkantadeyanshenbuyiyangle?shicuojuema?】

【biexiangle!kendingshixiangdandushoushita!】

wogenzhetazoujinzhulin,xinlifahuang——tabuhuifaxianwobushiyuanzhuleba?

gangzouliangbu,lingxuancheturantingxia:“nigangcaishuodejiaoyin、lehen,shisheijiaonide?”

“wo……wokanshuxuede。”wozhuangwugu。

“qingyunzongzangshuge,meiyouchaandeshu。”tabijinyibu,yanshenruilidexiangdao,“nidaodishishei?”

woxinliyijin,turanpiejiantaxiukouzhanledianheisefenmo——hebaoyanfenyimoyiyang!

【danmu:!!!shenjunxiukouyoubaoyanfen!xiongshoushita?】

【bukeneng!shenjunzenmehuishalishixiong?kendingshizhandaode!】

【caobaotengkuaikana!zhirenta!】

womeiganzhijieshuo,zhidingzhetadexiukou:“gege,nixiukou……zangle。”

lingxuancheditouyikan,zhijianfuguofenmo,meishuohua,danyanshengengchenle。

jiuzaizheishi,yanfengfengleyiyangpaoguolai:“shenjun!buhaole!liandanzhanglaodebaoyanfenshaolebanping!haiyou……yunshimeibujianle!”

“yunzhiyibujianle?”woxinliyilin。

zhenxiongzhualenvzhu?haiyaojiahuojita?

lingxuanchedeliansechedilengle:“pairensoushan!tengfengyao,nigenwoquliandanzhanglaodezhuchu。”

tazhuanshenjiuzou,zhangpaosaoguozhuye,wokanzhetadebeiying,turanfaxian——tazoudehenman,xiangshizaidengwogenshang。

【danmu:!!!nvzhushizongle!anzigengfuzale!】

【shenjunjurandengta?kedaolekedaole!】

【zhongdianshibaoyanfen!zhanglaodezhuchuhuibuhuiyouxiansuo?】

wojiakuaijiaobugenshang,xinliquezaifanyong:

lingxuanchexiukoudebaoyanfenshizenmehuishi?

zhuayunzhiyidezhenxiongdaodishishei?

haiyouxitong,huibuhuizaibiwozuochunshi?

liandanzhanglaodezhuchujiuzaiqianmian,zhuhongsedemenjinbizhe,limianyinyueyoulinglibodong。

woshenxiyikouqi——buguanqianmianyoushenme,wodoudechaxiaqu。

bijing,wokeshidiqiulaidefanzuixuejiaoshou,zaifuzadeanzi,yetaobuguowodeyanjing。

kewomeikandao,lingxuanchehuitoushi,yanshenlichulehuaiyi,haiyouyisiliantazijidoumeichajuedehaoqi。