第1章

【脑子寄存处】

(haishirangdajiajicunyixiaba,gushishigenjudianshijubiande,huiyoubuhelidedifang,dajiabietaijiaozhen!)

我叫吴畏,

无所畏惧的吴畏。

qishiwoyikaishishimeiyoumingzide,

yinweigenlegueryuanyuanzhangwuyeyedexing,

tajiwoqimingjiao------wuwei。

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keshiwoquemeiyouxiangdao,yinweiyigedianshiju,wochumenzhuangdayunle!

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他暗自琢磨着,

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