南家。
nanwujiubugaihuijia，takanzhejialideniuguisheshenhenshiwunai。
“xiaowu，zuowanwomenzaipaiduiwandehaohaode，nipaonaqule？dajiazaizheidengleyiwanshang，zhendehaodanxinni！”
xiaojiayanglvxianyingshanglai，manlianpibei，nongdehaoxiangzhenzaizheishouleyizhengye，shenshoushi，beinanwuduokaile。
tayanshenyizhuan，guaxiangshafashangdemunv，liangrenjunshiyidou。
qiaoqiaoneixinxudeyanger，meidanlianghaiganganzheimebuyaoliandeshi，zhenshiyoucaiyouaiwan。
“woa，zuowanhedeyoudiantouyun，suibianzhaolegefangjian‘shui’leyijue，shoujimeidian，sheizhidaoyijuedaotianliang！”nanwuzhijianjuanzhefawei，lanyangyangdehuzhou。
“bukeneng，jiudiangongzuorenyuanquanzhaobianle，doumeizhaodaoni，nishuonizaijiudian？womenyoubushisansuixiaohaizi！”jimeijiangrourouliketiaochulaifanbo。
tahemuqinjiangxueshuyuhoulaijushang，quezhiyouzhuzainanjiadequanli，zhangguandaquandenanlaoyezibutongyitagaixingnan，suoyihuodetebiebiequ。
gangcainanwujinlaideshihouzouluzishidoubuduijing，yikanjiubeiroulinguo。
不承认是吧？
shuozhe，jiangrourouyilianjingyazhizhenanwudequnzi，“niqunzizenmebeichelanle？gaibuhuishizuoleshenmejianbuderendeshiqingba？”
还能是谁扯烂的？
neinanrenjiushigeweijunzi，kaishiqianshenshi，yifuyituo，temebisheidouhouji。
“rourou，zenmeshuohuani！nijiejietabushineizhongren。”
budengnanwukaikou，jiubeixiaojiayangyikoufoujue。
nanwuanxiao，paokaitazangbushuo，qitayemeishenmehaoshuode，jiushizhongmabale。
jiangrourouhaixiangzaishuoshenme，beinanwuqianglehua，“jiayang，woyoudianleile，nixianhuiquba，wobugejue。”
“hao，duile，bangwanwodainiqulaozhaijianzhangbei，nitiqianzhunbeiyixia。”
nanwuguaiqiaodiantou，“hao！”
yuguangpiejianjiangrouroubugandeyuandiduojiao。
这就沉不住气了？
songwanxiaojiayangdamenguanbideneike，nanwuzuijiaodexiaorongzhouranxiaoshi，bianchaodatingzoubianlashenjingu。
“jiejie，niweishenmeyaoduijiayanggesahuang，wozhidao，nizuowankendinghewaimiandeyenanrenguihunqule，ni……”
啪——
jiangrouroubeidadeyuandizhuanquan，wuzhelian，bantiancaizhanwen，yilianjinge，“ni，nidawo？”
nanwuchixiaoyishengrouzheshouwan，“shaodeng，haimeijieshu。”
yibahaozhujiangrouroudetoufa，jiangrendaidaoxishoujianwangxishoutailiyian，shuilongtoukaidaozuida。
“啊！我快死了！”
“ma，jiuminga，wu……”
“xiaowu，nifangkairourou！”
jiangxuezhanzaipangbianganzheji，nanwuyanjingyideng，tajiubuganhangsheng，jimangbanandongxuehanxialai。
nanwudounongzhejiangrourou，yihuitichulaiyihuianxiaqu，jiushiyaowansita。
jiangrourouhexiaojiayangzaojiugoudashangle，tacongbuzaihu，bijingxiaojiayangneizhonglaji，tayeqiaobushang。
danshijitaxiayaojiubudidaole。
xiangzuoshitazaiwaibujiandian，rangtachengweinanjiadechiru，haochentuotaerxiaojiedechunjieshensheng，erlaixiaojiayangyeyoumingtouchuaileta，erjiangrourouzhenghaokeyijiepan。
zheixiaosuanpandadekezhenxiang。
“你们在闹什么？”
nandongxuetingzhepijiuducongloushangxialai，shenseyansu。
nanwuwangoule，sakaishou。
jiangrourourutongyizhiluoshuigou，shunzhelianpentanruanzaidishang。
jiangxueganjinjijiangrouroupishangtanzi，wenzhangwenduan，kukutiti，“xiaowu，niweishenmedarourou，tadaodizuocuoshenmele？”
nanwuhongchunyijue，zhizhejiangrourou，siliangboqianjin，“ba，jiangrouroutajiyujiayang，gangcaihaiduitameilaiyanqu，neikeshiwoweihunfua，tazenmenengzheiyang？wuwuwu……”
daxiaojiemozheyanjiao，lihuadaiyu。
jiangrouroumunvgenbenxiangbudaonanwuhuizheimezhijie，huangzhangqilai。
“ba，womeiyou，jiejiejiushitaoyanwocaixiashuode，tashijiejiedeweihunfu，wozenmekenengni！”
“shia，yidingshixiaowuwuhuile，rouroubabudetamenxiaoqinglvenaitianmini！”jiangxuebangqiang。
nandongxuemuguangzaijirenzhijianliuzhuan，guolehui，taxishiningren。
“xinglexiaowu，nihejiayangdehunshishiwomenjiadezhongzhongzhizhong，rourouhaixiao，hejiefudadanaonaoyeshizhengchang，nizheigedangjiejiedebieneimexiaoxinyan，nanrenbushikaoshuankuyaodaishangjiunengliudezhude，dekanzijibenshi！nizijikanbuzhu，nengguaishei？”
mingxiandezhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan，jiangrourouzhengdeyijian。
啪！
nanwuzheicihuanlelingyibianlianda。
“rourou！”nandongxuehejiangxueshuangshuangcouguoqu。
“xiaowu，niganshenme？”
nanwuhuangzhenandongxueshoubei，sajiao，“bushinigaosuwoshuodekanzijibenshima，budadata，tazenmezhangjixing？ba，wozheishitininjiuzhengjiafengni！”
“ni！”nandongxueshuaikaita，qidelaolianzhanghong，shouzhigekongdianzhe，“nimajiushicongxiaomeibanijiaohao，gaodexianzaiyidiandajiaguixiudeyangzidoumeiyou，kuaijirouroudaoqian，buranxianzaijiugunchuqu！”
“嘶……”
hedenandongxueganjinfuzhunanwu，“zenmelexiaowu？”
nanwuwuzhexiongkou，toukaozaifuqinjianbangshang，“baba，woxinzangyoudiannanshou。”
“babaxianzaisongniquyiyuan！”
“buyong，woxiuxihuijiuhaole，jiushihezhele”nanwushengyinxuruoxuruode，yuguangpiexiangjiangxuemunv，“neitamen……”
nandongxuejinzhangdecuicu，“nideshentizuizhongyao，ganjinshanglouxiuxihuanhuan。”
nanwuzhanqishenti，sajiaodejuezui，“neiwokezhenshangqulou？”
zousanbu，youhuitou，“buhaoyisi，woshuimianqian，jiangrourounizhuyixieha。”
zhimingdaoxingshinanwuyiguanfengge。
jiangrouroubuganxinxiangyaochongshangqulilun，beimuqinanzhu。
“dongxue，zheishibuguaixiaowu，dangchuyaobushiwoherouroubuqingzilai，yebuhui……”tashuozhe，weiqudediaoqileyanlei。
nandongxuejianzhuangyibajiangliangrenlanjinhuaili，roushenganfu，“xiaowutayouxinzangbing，nimenbiegentayibanjijiao，wozhidaonimenzheixieniangenzhewochikule，fangxin，zaidengdeng，dengxiaowujiadaoxiaojia，wojiuyouliyouyaohuinanshigongsidegufen，daoshihou，wokansheihaiganqifudaonimen！”
munvliangananduishi，zuijiaodouluchudeyidexiaorong。
jiangxuehuatiyizhuan，zhuangsibujingyidekaikou，“keshixuedong，niyoumeiyoufaxianxiaowutahaoxiangyinianqianlvyouhuilai，zhenggerendougenzhiqianbuyiyangle？”
nandongxuewunaitanlekouqi，youxiexinsuan，“tajiushishentibuhao，nibieduoxiang。”