第3章 打脸老师

“你......”

linmuyeshibeiyangfengjiqideliansetieqing。

linmuyaoyadewendao:“tingshuoxufudongduwoguo,ranhoujiangsanqiantongnantongnvliuxia,erwoguodezuxianjiushixufu,qingwenyixiazheishizhendema?”

yangfengfanlefanbaiyandao:“dangranshijiade,woguodezuxianmingmingjiushisongchaodewudalang。”

“哈哈哈!”

tingdaoyangfengdehuayu,suoyourendoudaxiaoleqilai。

linmuyeshiyilianwuyudao:“woguodezuxianshiwudalangzheigehaoxiangshiwangluoduanziba!”

“duiduidui,zheigenbenjiushiyigeduanzi。”

“woguodezuxianzenmekenengshiwudalangni?”

“meicuo,suiranwudalanggenwoguorendeshengaochabuduo。”

......

duiyuyangfengdehuayu,banlidexueshengyigegedoudangzuoxiaohualaiting。

yangfengkanlesuoyourenyiyandandandao:“nimenzhendeyiweiwozaixiachedanma?shihuagaosuni,woguodezuxianqueshishiwudalang,dangnianwudalangbingmeiyoubeipanjinliandusi,tabeiwusongjijiule,buguoyinweipanjinliangenximenqingzaiyiqi,rangwudalangmeiyoumianzijixuliuzaisongchao,suihouwusongjiubawudalangsongdaolewoguo,suiranzheiwudalangzaisongchaoshigeziaide,danshidaolewoguozhihou,biqiwoguorenlaishuohaisuanshigaodade,suoyiwoguorenjiurangwudalangzuoguowang,yinweiwudalangshimaishaobingde,suoyijiubazijideqizhitieleyigeshaobingshangqu。”

wenrouhaoqidewendao:“laoshi,yangfengtongxueshuodeshizhendema?”

“zheige......”

yanjianyangfengshuodetoutoushidao,linmuyeyoudianmengquanle。

linmusuandeshangshiyigelishizhuanjiale,tahaiconglaimeiyoutingshuoguowoguorendezuxianjuranshiwudalang。

yangfengdao:“woshuodedangranshizhendela,yinweidangnianwohaichiguowudalangdeshaobingni,benlaipanjinlianshixihuanwode,zhikexiwomeiyouyaota,bijingwoshiyigeyoudaodederen。”

切!

duiyuyangfengdehuayu,suoyourendunshichizhiyibi。

dajiadouyiweiyangfengzaixiachedan,nihaichiguowudalangdeshaobing,panjinlianhaixihuanni,yaobuyaozheimeche?

kandaodajiadoubuxiangxin,yangfengyeshiyiliandewunai,weishenmezijishuoshihuajiushimeirenxiangxinni?

yejiuzaizheigeshihou,linmudeshouji**xiangleqilai。

linmukanleyiyanshouji,faxianshiguoneiyigequanweidesongchaolishiyanjiuzhuanjiadalaidedianhua。

linmujietongledianhua,suihoudianhuaneitouchuanlaileyigejidongdeshengyin。

“laolin,womenqianjitianqianwangliangshanjinxingkaogufaxianlewusongmu,zaineiliwomenyouyigejingrendekaogufaxian,yuanlaidangnianwudalangmeiyousi,ershibeiwusongsongqulewoguo,bingqiehaichengweilewoguodeguowang,xianzaiwoguorendezuxianjiushiwudalang。”

linmutingdaozheihua,dunshidengdaleyanjingmanlianbuganzhixindebiaoqing。

“wudalangzhendeshiwoguorendezuxian!”

“tiana,zheijuranbushiwangluoduanzi!”

“zheigeyangfengshizenmezhidaode?nandaotashiyigexueba?”

zhouweidexueshengtingdaoshoujilideshengyin,yigegemanlianmudengkoudaidekanzheyangfeng。

wenrouzhanleqilaidao:“linlaoshi,wojuedeyangfengtongxueshiyigeyouxiuderencai,woxiwangtakeyijiarudaowomenbanji!”

“我同意!”

“我同意!”

“我同意!”

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tingdaowenroudehuayu,banlidexueshengyeyigegezhanleqilai。

suirantamenshizhongdianbanjidexuesheng,duiyuputongbanxueshenglaishuojiushixueba,danshiduiyuyangfengdelishizhishi,tamenfeichangdepeifu,jiuwudalangshiwoguodezuxian,zheigeguicaixiangxina!

tingdaotongxuemendehuayu,linmugantandao:“jirandajiadoumeiyouyijian,neimecongjintiankaishiyangfengtongxuejiushiwomengaosanwubandexueshengle。”

啪啪啪!

tingdaozheihua,quanbanzhangshengxiangqi。

“等一下!”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yigeshengyinturanxiangleqilai。

tingdaozheigeshengyin,suoyourendemuguangluozaileyigeduanfananshengdeshenshang。

wenrouzhouzhemeiwendao:“tangsong,nizheishishenmeyisi?nandaoyiyangfengdenenglihaibunengjiaruwomenbanjima?”

tangsonglengxiaodao:“zheigexiaoziqueshiyounengli,buguowomenshizhongdianban,tazhishilishiqiangyidianeryi,sheizhidaotaqitakemuzenmeyang?”

linmuzhouzhemeidao:“tangsong,neinideyisishi?”

tangsongdao:“keyixianrangyangfengliuxialai,buguoyaodengdaoxiageyueyuekaozhihoucainengquedingshibushirangtajiaruwomendebanji,ruguotayuekaokeyikaorubanjiqianshiming,wojiurangtaliuxialai,ruguotakaobudaobanjiqianshiming,neimejiuzhinengrangtalikaile。”

wenroufennudedao:“ni**!”

zaiwenroukanlai,tangsongjiushiguyizhaoyangfengdemafan。

linmuxianglexiangdao:“wojuedetangsongshuodeyoudaoli,juligaokaohaiyoujigeyuedeshijian,womenqueshixuyaohaohaodekaochayixiayangfeng,neimejiudengdaoxiageyueyuekaozhihouzailaiquedingshibushirangyangfengliuxialai。”

wenrouyouxiezhejidedao:“keshi......”

yangfengxiaozhedao:“suanle,xiageyueyuekaojiuyuekaoba,banjiqianshiduiyuwolaishuomeiyoushenmenandu,wojuedebanjiqiansanminghaichabuduo。。”

suiranyangfengconglaimeiyouduguogaozhong,danshiduiyutazheizhongbuzhidaohuoleduoshaoniandelaoyaoguailaishuo,taxiangyaoxuexishenmedongxihaibushijiandandeshiqing。

tingdaoyangfengdehuayu,zheirangqitadexueshengdunshifennuleqilai。

yaozhidaotamenyigegedoushixueba,yangfengyigeganglaidejiujiaoxiaoyuekaokaobanjiqiansan,zheiwanquanmeiyoubatamenfangzaiyanlia!

“xiaozi,nitaixiaozhangle!”

“yaozhidaowomenbanjikeshidonghaiyizhongdezhongdianban,nijuranhaixiangyaokaoqiansan。”

“xiaozi,nidengzheqiao,rangwomenkankannishizenmekaobanjiqiansande?”

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linmuyeshiyilianbinglengdekanzheyangfengdao:“yangfeng,nishizaishitaixiaozhangle,nizenmebushuozijikaobanjidiyini?”

yangfengqingxiaoyishengdao:“banjidiyiduiwolaishuobingbushishenmewenti,danshiwojuedezheibanjidiyiyinggaishiwenroude。”

我靠!

tingdaoyangfengdehuayu,zheirangbanlidenanshengdunshibunengrenle。

yangfengzheixiaozibudanxiaozhang,juranhaixiangyaopaoxuexiaodexiaohua。

wenroutingdaoyangfengdehuayu,lianshangbujinluchuyisixiuhong。

tangsonglianseyinchendekanzheyangfengdao:“yangfeng,dengyuekaodeshihou,wohuirangnikude。”

tangsongyexihuanwenrou,xianzaikandaoyangfengjuranmingmuzhangdandetiaodouwenrou,zheirangtadunshibunengrenshou。