第1章 陈皓男范天雷穿越成一个小屁孩

mingrizhixing,xialingyingxianchang。...

lieridangkong,oueryizhenfengchuilai,fanerdailaichiredeganjue,danzheiyiqie,doudidangbulaixialingyingdereqing。

zheigexialingyingyuzhongbutong,shijunxunweizhudexialingying,yeduiwaikaifangde,zaiguidingdeshijiannei,jiazhangdoukeyijinlaiguanshang。

kantaishang,bushaojiazhangzhengzaizhadui,dingzhexiamiandemonishejichang。

砰!

砰!

shejichangshangbushichuanlaiqiangxiang。

fantianleiliangshouchayao,dingzhelieri,hanshuizaoyijingjiangtadehoubeishitou,wunaidikanzheyiqunshengaobuyide“shibing”zaixunliansheji,henxiangcaodandemayiju。

tabushibamuguangzhuanxiangkantaishangdejiazhang,fantianleiweiweiyaotou,tanxiyisheng。

zenmeshuozijidoushitangtanglangyatezhanlvlangyatezhongdaduicanmouzhang,rangwofuzeyibangxiaopihaigaojunxun?

zheibushicunxinexinwoma?

zaijiashangzheibangcanjiajunxundejiahuoshenfenyoubijiaoteshu,bushijunerdaijiushijunsandai,miaogenzhenghongdehongsezidi。

ganghaoshujia,shuoyaotiyanyixiajunxun。

neixiejiazhangganjuehaoa,keyiduanlianzijixiaohai,lianmingqingqiujunqulaizhenshiyidian,jieguohezhijunzhijiefapeifantianlei。

范天雷那个憋屈!

tazhidaozicongzhanyouyinweizijierzhenwang,shenweilvzhangdehezhijunduizijiyizhiyouyijian。

xiangzheicizuimingxianbuguo,rangyigezuozhanbuduicanmouzhanglaigaojunxun,haishidaixiaoxueshengjunxun,fantianleiganjuezheigehenyaowan。

心中郁闷谁人能知?

kantaishangdejiazhang,kanzhezijidehaizizaishejichang,lianxisheji,youbanyouyandebietiduogaoxing,douxiaokailehua。

“bukuishiwolaoshijiadewa,kandaomeiyouzheicaixunlianlejitian,woqiangdezishiduobiaozhun,biwodangniannianqingshihouchabuleduoshao。”

“haha,womenjianeixiaoziyebucuo,gangcaijingrandachuyige6huan!”

zheixiezaijunqudanrenyaozhidejunguanmen,kandaozijixiaohaibucuodebiaoxianrenbuzhuzezechengzan,dangranyouxiexiaohaibiaoxiandeyeyiban,yebushengqi,bijingtamennianjihaixiao,youdeshishijianchengzhang。

fantianleizoujinshejichang,yanshenyisao。

turankandaorenqunzhonghaiyouyigexiaoxuesheng,xiaogeboxiaotui,yizhang**deliandan。

这……

这家伙倒是挺精神。

feichangbiaozhundeyishenlvsejunzhuang,yaojianhaikuazheboqiaoqiang,dangranshijiade。

什么情况?

小学生也来了?

谁的孩子?

zhiqianmingdanshangmeiyoua,zhishaodechuzhongyishang!

fantianleietoumaochuyigenheixian,sheijiadehaizizheimehunao!

zheigeshihoukantaishangdejiazhangmen,yehurankandaoyigexiaohaichuxianzaishejichang。

“yi?zheishisheijiadedehaizi?gujizhiyouxiaoxuesannianjiba,zenmeyebatasonglaile?”

“zheimexiaodenianjilaicanjiajunxun,nengganshenme?qiangdoubitagao。”

“jiazhangtaibufuzele,wangzichenglongyebunengjichengzheiyangba?”

“haoshuaiqidexiaohai,qinaide,womendingkejiazudeguannian,congzheiyikekaishi,dongyaole!”yiduixiaofuqidaoshishuangyanduimanxiaoxingxing。

jiazhangmenduizheigeshuaiqidexiaohaizhizhidiandian。

wangtiezheicijunxunxunlianyingdeduizhang,zhengdugaoer,zaizheiyibangcanjiajunxundexiaohaizhong,nianlingzuida,yeshizuiqiangzhuangdexueyuan。

kandaoyigexiaohaituranchuxianzaiduiwuli,weiweiyileng,zhiqianmeiyoujiandaoa?

什么时候冒出来的?

buguoyebuguanneimeduo,kuaibuzouguoqu,shengqilingrenjiashi,bishidao:“nalilaidexiaopihai,kuaichuqu,dengzhangdalezailai,maodoumeizhangqijiuxianglaidangbing,niyouqianggaoma?”

chenhaonandaizhelveweimimangdeyanshendaliangsizhou,zijizenmehuizaizheili?

zijibuyinggaishizaizhixingmimirenwudexianchang?

taqingxidejideyimeishouleizaizijishenbianzhakai......

ranhoumomingqimiaodechuxianzaizheili!

gengbeicuideshizijijingranbianchengyigexiaohaidemoyang!

chenhaonanyoudianyukuwuleideganjue。

zijicengjingkeshiqichinaner,youshijunzhongdetezhongbing!

xianzaibianchengleyigexiaopihai!

chuanyueyejiubale,haichuanyuechengyigexiaopihai,zheilingchenhaonanqingheyikan?

anzhaochenhaonandexingzi,chuanyueyejiuchuanyuele,yemeishenmedabule,zijizaiqianshiwuqianwugua,liangenvpengyoudoumeiyou,fumuyouzaosi,keshibianchengyigexiaohai,tajiuyumenle!

chenhaonantaiyankanxiangneigefengcizijidanansheng,zaicikechenhaonandeyanzhong,neishirengaomada,qiangzhuangwubi!

自己呢?

xiaogeboxiaotui,manduzidehuoqi,yezhinengtunxiaqu。

“dingdong,gongxixiaoxueshengchenhaonan,bangdingshaonianbingwangxitong。”

“dingdong,xitongfafangzhuxianrenwu:yigeyuezhinei,jinrujunduidangbing,fouze,suzhujianghuitiqianfayu,zhiyaotixianzainanxingdexiangzhengshang。”

yilianchuannvzidetishisheng,zaichenhaonandeerbianxiangqi,zheirangtayouxiyoubei。

chenhaonandalejiling,jumusichukanlekan,quedingzhouweimeiyouqitadenvsheng。

“我听错了?”

“dingdong,huodexinshoujiangli,wudishejishu。”

nvziqingcuideshengyinyouzaierbianxiangqi。

zheihuichenhaonanbuzaihuaiyishitingcuole,dingledingshen,haodaitayeshidanliangjidadehuo。

“shenmeguiwanyi?shaonianbingwangxitongshishenme?”

“nimei,laozixianzaicai10sui,xiaoxuedoumeibiye,zenmejinjunduidangbing?haidangbingwang?”

“wudishejishu,youshishenmeguiwanyi?”

chenhaonanshitanxingdexinzhongfufei。

“shaonianbingwangxitongshiquanyuzhouzuiniubideyikuanxitong,suzhufeichangxingyun,zhenggeyuzhouzhiyouniyirenhuodecixitong,takeyibangzhusuzhuchengweiyimingchaojiwudixiaobingwang,dabianquanyuzhouwudishou。”

chenhaonantunletunkoushui,xitongshibushifengle?

“suoweiwudijiushijiurenhejineng,yidanganwu,suzhulikedadaomanji,chengweigaizhongjinengdazongshijibie,duibierenlaishuo,nijiushiwudidecunzai。”

“suzhu,qingbuyaohuaiyixitong,wudi,congxiaoxueshengkaishi,yaodangbingwang,jiubixucongshaoniankaishi,chengmingyaochenzao,taiwandehua,kuaileyebuneimetongkuai!”

……zheixitong,henzhangailinga!