“esilaozile，laobanniangzaijitashangyiwan！”tachidemanzuiliuyou，fankeweizhudechonglaobannianghanleyisheng。
jimoxizhengzheheimou，yijiuweichinakuaizidezishi，zhayebuzhakanzheduimiandenanren。
neishigezhongniandashu，chuanzhexidefabaipodongbeixin，huaseshatanku，jiaoshangshiyishuangkanzhehenjiudejiajiaotuoxie。
tadetoufayouxiezhang，liaocaodepizainaohou，kanzhexiangshijishitianmeixi。
latazaogao，fangfodounengkandaocangyingraozhetazaifei。
jimoxichuimou，kandaotadeshouheidaofaliang，chenmolexiamomofangxiakuaizi，fangqigentaqiangneiwanmiandedasuan。
“hei，xiaoyatoubujieyiwochiniyiwanmianba？”tayibiandakuaiduoyiyibianhaoqideshuo，“shushuqingni，suibianchi。”
“e。”jimoxidiantou，ranhouchonglaobanniangshuo，“liangwan。”
“nichidewan？”nanrenbukesiyidekanzheta，zheixiaoshenbanzenmekandoubuxiangshinengchiliangdawanmianderen。
“吃的完。”
laobannianghenkuaiyouduanshangliangdawanniuroulamian，zheishinanrenneiwanyeyijingjiandi。
kanjimoxichi，turanjuedemeichibaoyoujiaoleyiwan。
zuihouliangrenyigongchilesiwanniuroulamian，laobanniangdourenbuzhudaliangjimoxi。
zheixiaoguniangkanzheshou，haitingnengchi。
jiezhanglikai，nanrenzouzaitashenbianwen，“nijiaoshenme？”
“即墨奚。”
“我叫宋百里。”
jimoximeishenmefanying，beizhebaojiuwangwaizou，quejiansongbailizhuishanglai，“denghui，jimoxiwoguanchanihaojitianle，nixiangbuxiangbaiwoweishi？”
jimoxitingxiajiaobu，daliangtayiyan，guoduanjujue，“buxiang。”
宋百里：“……”
zheiyatouyanlidexianqinengbuneimemingxianma？tabuyaomianzidema？
jimoxishuowanjiuzou，yagenbujitajihui。
“nibiejizhejujue，kanrenbunengguangkanwaibiao，wozheijiaorongrushenghuonidongbu？zaishuoleyaobushinishixiongshizong，meirenxiaojingjiwoxiyifu，shifuwonanenghunchengzheiyang？”
songbaililianpihenhou，zhijiejiuzichengshifu，babadegentashuoleyitong，danjimoxiyagenjiumeiyouhuitou。
songbailizhuishangqu，zhijiefangchushashoujian，“jimoxi，ninandaojiubuhaoqineizhongnengzhiliaonishangshideliliangshishenme？jiubuhaoqizijiweishenmenengyidawu？”
zheihuayichu，jimoxizhongyutingxiajiaobu。
neizhongzhiliaoshangshideliliangtaqueshibuzhidao，daoshibeisongbailizheihuagouqihaoqixin。
“nizhidao，shishenme？”
“dangran。”songbailishuo，“neishitiandilingqi，jushuochuangshizhichuyigongdanshengjiudayuansu，fenbieshijin，mu，shui，huo，tu，lei，bing，guang，an，suoyishijianwanwujiebeihuafenweijiudashuxing，baokuotiandilingqi。
lingqizhong，mulingqinaishizuixiquehanjiandecunzai，taxiangzhengzheshengmingli，yongyoufeichangqiangdadezhiliaonengli。
yibaiwanrenzhong，douhennanchuyigemulingqi，suoyineiwanwofaxianyourenhuodemulingqiqinglaijiuzhuizongdaoyiyuan。”
jimoxiwailexianaodai，songbailishuodezheixiedaoshigenmoshideyinengzhehenxiang。
nandaosanbainianqiandelanxingjiuyijingyouyinengzhe？
“nihaixiangzhidaodehuakeyiquwoneiliaoliao，wojiuzhuzaizheibiandehutong。”songbailizhizhepangbiandexiangzishuodao。
jimoxidiantou，gensongbailiyiqizoujinhutongxiaoxiang。
songbailizhudedifangshiyigegushisiheyuan，yuanliyouyipianhehuachi，daoshidasaodeyiganerjing，gentadexingxianghenbufu。
liangrenzuozaiyuanneideshideng，songbailidaoleliangbeicha，manyouyouheleyikoucaiwendao，“nishibushiouerhuijuedeshentihenre，youshihouqueyouhenleng？”
jimoxiyilianjingti，“nizenme，zhidaode？”
“neishihuolingqiheshuilingqihuozhebinglingqi，nidedaotiandilingqideqinglai，quemeiyoujiayishudaocaihuichuxianzheizhongqingkuang。
yibanlaishuo，zhiyouhuodetiandilingqiqinglaideren，caiyouzigechengweixiuzhenzhe，dantiandilingqizhishiqiaomenzhuan。
xiangyaochengweixiuzhenzhe，zuizhongyaodeshilinggen，tineilingqiyuechuncuicaigengnengranglinggenxuanze，congertaruxiuzhenxinglie。”
jimoxiwaizhetou，yixiazhuazhuzhongdian，“linggen，xuanzeren？”
“bucuo。”songbailishuo，“linggenshishijianwanwusuohua，napazuidijiedelinggendoubushirenleinengqingyishoufude，hekuangdijiezhishanghaifenzhongjie，gaojieyijishenlinggen。”
“wozhidaole。”jimoxinongqingchuneiguliliang，bianzhanqishenwangwaizou。
songbailishayanle，“dengdengniyaoquna？bushinizheiyatoujiuzheimezoule？”tahuahaimeishuowanni！
jimoxitingxiajiaobu，mianwubiaoqingdeshuo，“huijia。”
“……”
songbailiqijie，hezhetafeilebantiankoushe，yidiandoumeidadongzheiyatou？
zheinianjibushiyinggaihaoqixinhenzhong，henrongyishanggoudema，zheiyatoudaoshiyidiandoubuxiangnianqingren。
“bushi，nizhendeyidiandoubuxiangbaiwoweishi？yinidetianfujueduinengchengweixiuzhenzhe，ninandaobuxiangbiandehenlihai？”
songbailishuodejiqingpengpai，jimoxibuweisuodong，henkuaijiuzouchusiheyuan。
songbailibuxinxie，zhuizaitahoumianjixushuo，“wogennishuoxiuzhenzhekeshiwanlitiaoyi，bushisheidounengchengweide，youxierentaxianghaimeizheigejihuini。”
“nizaixiangxiang，cuoguozheigecunkemeizheigedianlea，henduorenxiangbaiwoweishi，wohaibushouni！”
zheidaoshizhende，songbailizhijinzhiyouyigedizi，haishihenduonianqianbeitajianhuiqu，jibendangchengerzizaiyangde。
zheimeduonianhaoburongyiyoukanzhongyige，jieguozheixiaoyatouhaiduitabuxieyigu。
zheikebuxing，tafeiyaoshoujimoxiweitubuke！
“ninandaobuxiangbianqiang，nandaojiumeiyoushenmeyuanwang？huozhexiangbaohuderen？
nihuodemulingqiqinglai，zhiyaonengchenggongyongyoulinggen，daoshihounijiushishenyaoshi，neikeshixiuzhenzhedounanqiude！
daoshihounengzhuanhenduoqian，xiangjiusheijiujiushei，nizheinianjixihuanxiaoxianrouba，daoshihouxiangyangduoshaojiuyangduoshao，zheikeshiqianzainanfengdehaojihui！”songbailijuedetakoushuidoukuaishuoganle。
这丫头可真难忽悠。
小鲜肉？
jimoxinaohaizhonghuranfuxianxieyandelian，yanzhuzizhuanlezhuantingxiajiaobu，“hao，wobaishi。”
“sha？”songbailibuganzhixindetaoletaoerduo，sihuyiweizijitingcuole。
zheiyatouzenmebiandezheimekuai，youzhongturanbeixianbingzazhongdeganjue，henbuzhenshi。
songbailizixihuixiang，daodishinajuhuacushitadaying。
“shenmeshihou，kaishi？”jimoxiquewendao。
“nixianjinlai。”songbailiduanqishifudejiazi，jiaojimoxizuozaiyuanlidenghou，ertazejinwuhuanleshenyifu。