第1章 修仙归来……成为赘婿?

“yeyu,woshuoguo,nijueduibunenggoupengwodedongxi,nihaiyaowoshuojici?”yigenvzizhizheyeyudebizimadao,“niyaoshimeiyoushizuo,jiuchuquzhaoyifengongzuo,niyijinghuilaiyizhoule,shenmeshiyemeizuo,nidaodixiangzuoshenme?”

yeyuzhishidandanyixiao,mianqianzheiyiweinvhaikanqilaiershiyi,ersui,danshishijinianlingyaozaidasansisui,tadezhangxiangbushuoqingguoqingcheng,zhishaoyesuanshiyiweimeinv,wanwandejiemao,lingdongdeyanjing。

zuizhongyaodeziranshitashencailinglongyouzhi,yinggaidadeda,yinggaixidexi,erqiexianzaitachuanzheduanku,luchuyishuangxuebaiyuanrundezhangtui,yaobushitayanzhongtouluchuyaneyufennu,neiyidinghuishizhongduonanrenxinzhongdenvshen。

erzheiyiweinvzi,zhengshiyeyudeqiziyanxue,meicuo,shitadeqizi!

zhishikexideshi,yeyushiyiweishangmennvxu,zaizheiyigejiazulimian,bingmeiyoushenmediwei,erqiehaibeitazheiyiweiqizixianqi。

“woyoushiyaoxianchuqule!”yeyuzhanleqilai,touyebuhuidelikai。

“nijiwozhanzhu,mingwanhaiyouyichangyanhui,woxuyaonipeiwoguoqu,nijintianxiawubixuyaodaowodezhensuoyitang,woyaodainiqushiyifu!”yanxuedeshengyinhaizaibeihouchuanlai。

yanxueduoleduojiao,lianshangluchunuse:“shenmerenma!zhenshimeiyongdefeiwu!”

zheihaishizijiyishixinji,tinglebamadehua,shuoyeyucongxiaomeiyoufumu,youshiconggueryuanlimianzhangda,zhengshihedangyanjiadeshangmennvxu。

erqieyanxueyerenshiyeyuzheiyangderen,keyibeitasuozhangkong,suoyijiehunyinian,yanxueyebuhuirangyeyupengta,ershirangyeyushuidaokefang。

danyigeyuezhiqian,yeyuturanbeirenxiji,zhuleyigeyueyiyuanzhihouhuilaibianxingqingdabian,zheiyizhoudeshijian,yeyuyizhizaochuwangui,yebuzhidaotaquzuoshenme,zuizhongyaodeshi,tajingrankaishipengtadedongxi!

nandaoyeyuzhendedangtashizijidezhangfu?

yanxueshiduojiaoaoderen,takebuyuanyirangyigefeiwuchengweizijidezhangfu!

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yeyulikaixiaoquzhihou,tashenshendehuxiyixia,zheibianshirenjiandekongqi,hunzhuoerlingqixibo,nanguaizaidiqiushangnanyichuxianxiushi,shenzhilianyibandewuzheyemeiyou!

yeyuyuanbenkeshiyiweixiandi,shenzhinenggouzhengzhantiandao,quezaizuihouyike,faxianzijitiandaoyouque,queshaoyiduanfanchendejingli,suoyitatoushenyufanchenzhizhong,meixiangdaozheishihouyiwaiduoshelezheiyijutongmingtongxingdeshenti,chengweileyigeshangmennvxu。

yanjiadequeyoubuchadecaili,erqieyanxuedefuqinzhiyouyigedunv,hualebushaodexinsicaizhaodaoleyeyuzheiyigeshihechengweitanvxudenanren。

dangran,yigeshenfeneryi,yeyuyebuzaiyi,tazhixuyaojingliyishihongchen,huozhezheicongcongshushinianbianzugoule。

yeyuxianzaisuochuxiandedifang,shizaiyigegongyuanlimian,zheililiyeyudejiakeshiyoushigonglijuli,yeyuzheiyizhou,meiyitiandouchuxianzaizheigongyuan,bianshiweilekanzheilailaiququderen。

zheixiefanrenyishengbuguobainian,queyoubushaorenhuodejingcai,dangran,yeyouyixierenhuodebijiaotongku,lirumianqianzheiyigelaozhe,yeyuyijingguanchaletayizhoudeshijian,zheilaozhemeiyitiandouzaixiulianyizhongzaiyeyuyanzhongzhishilajidequanfa。

yeyuzaizhuyizheigelaozhe,zheiyigelaozheyezhuyidaoyeyu,yizhoushijian,zheiyilaoyixiaozhishizaianzhongguanchaduifang,buguoxianzai,zailaozhedeshenbianyeduoleyigezhazheshuangmaweideshaonv,shaonvdagaishishiliu,qisui,tazhangxiangxiangdangtianmei,erqieyanjingyoudayoumingliang。

shaonvshenchuanzheyijianyundongfu,buguoyoudiannanyiyanshitademeihaoshencai,suirankanqilaihennianqing,danshitadefayuqueshixiangdangwanmei,tazoudaolelaozhedeshenbianshuodao:“yeye,tajiushinishuodeneiyigeguairenle?”

“xiner,nibuyaohushuo,wokanzheiyiweixiaoxianshengkebushiputongren!henkenengyuwomenshitongdaozhongren!”laozheyaoyaotoudao。

“yeye,nishuotayeshiyiweiwuzhe?nibushishuoguowoshitiancai,shiqisuibianyijingchengweiwaijingwuzhe,yibanrenkeshixuyaosanshiniancaiyoukenengyouwozheizhongchengjiuma?”shaonvtingdao,dengdayanjingdao。

“shijianqirenduobushengshu,womenyudaoyiwei,youshenmehaoqiguaide?”laozhetingdaohou,weixiaodao。

“wocaibuxin,woqushiyixiatahaole!”shaonvshuowan,lijibianwangyeyuzouguoqu。

yeyuzirantingdaoliangrendeduihua,tayoudianyiwai,zheiyiweilaozhehuoledabanbeizi,kanlaidaoshiyoudianyanli。

“wei,nishibushiyiweiguwuzhe?”neishaonvkaikouwendao。

“shiyouzenmeyang?bushiyouzenmeyang?”yeyudandanyixiaodao。

“shinijiujiewoyizhang!”shaonvshuowan,zhijieyizhangwangyeyupailai。

shaonvnianjibuda,danyijingshixiulianchuwaijing,yizhangdeliliangkeyiqingyijisuizhuantou,laozhelianmanghandao:“xiner,bukewuli!”

danyijingwanle,shaonvzheiyizhang,bingmeiyoujizhongyeyu,zhishijizhongleyeyushenxiadeshitoushang,jingranyingshengshengjichuyigeyicunzuoyoudezhangyin。

shaonvyoudianyiwai,yeyujingrannenggouduoguotayizhang,tahaixiangchushou,bianyijingbeilaozhezuzhile:“zhushou!”

yeyukandaozhihou,yaoyaotou:“laoxiansheng,nizheiweisunnvhaiqueshaoguanjiao,yaoshihuanleyigerenlai,gujizhishaoyeyaobeitadaduanjigengutou!”

“xiaoxianshengshuodeshi,wozheisunnvcongxiaowanlie,woyebuzhidaojiaotalianwu,daodishizhengquehaishicuowu!”laozhekuxiaodao。

“jiaotalianwuziranshihao,zhibuguoliannidequanfa,queshicuowu!”yeyupingjingdao。

“wozheiyitaoshijiachuandequanfa,xiaoxianshengyijingkanleyizhou,kenenggoukanchuyoushenmewenti?”laozhetingdao,lijiwendao。

“quanfagangmeng,kexigangzhongquerou,erqienizheitaoquanfahaiyouyichuquehan,laoxianshengshuwozhiyan,nizheiquanfa,shishudilie!”yeyudandandao。

laozhedeliansebianle,biandexiangdangnankan:“xiaoxianshengzheiyangshuo,keshizaiwuruwomenjijiaquan?haishizaiwuruwojijingguo?”

“wuru?woyaoshimeikancuo,laoxianshengniyinweizheiyitaoquanfa,gujihuobuguoyigeyuedeshijian!”

“nizheirenzenmekeyizuzhouren!”yitingdaozheijuhua,neishaonvjixinbumandejiaoleqilai,tayiyangshou,youxiangduiyeyudongwu。

erzheishihou,yibiantuqi,zhikandaoyousigerenturanchuxian,qizhongsangechongxiangjixin,yigechongxiangjijingguo。