第2章 和尚,算你狠

taimouquqiao,zheiheshangzhangdezhenzhenshijunmeiwushuang,huanxiandaihualaishuoshilengbaipidebizu,yuemobachigao,zhehuohongjiasha,gujiexiuzhangdeyoushouliniandongzheyichuanfozhu,zuibaliniandeshiamituofo,“baiyindawang,pinsengzhishiluguocidi,pingrichizhainianfo,shenshangmeiyoujiliangrou。haiqingbaiyindawangraoguopinseng,pinsenghuiquzhihouyidinghuiweidawangninsongjingchaodu。”

tashuangzhanghelong,baileyibai。

mengxiyiting,zenmedoujuezhebudui,chidundefanyingguolaijiuhouneiheshang,“chaodu?chaoshenmedu?bendawanghaimeisini!”

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“ganzuzhouzanmendawang,xiaodemen,jiwowaletadexingan,fangletadexue,xianjidawang!”

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“dawang,ninxiangdaozenmechile?”

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mengxipixiaoroubuxiao,“shimahehehe,zanmendonglixianzaitichangshaochirenrou,shaoherenxue。duoduoxiangshan。”

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“shenme?”mengxigaosheng,dunshijuedezijibeizheiheshangjikanqingle!takeshiminghaoxiangdangdangdebaiyindawang!yigemeishenmexiuweideheshangdaofenfuqitalaile?

“nizhenbuzhidaozijijijinjiliangleshime?”

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mengxiyaoleyaoya,yingshengshengjiangbaozaoyanhuileduzili,“heshang,suannihen。”

“来人呐!”

limajinlaisigexiaoyao,zuozheyi,“xiaodezai。”

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