第一章重生了
“来人，泼盐水。”
heiyinanzitizheyidatongyanshuihaobuyouyudipodaohunmideshaonvshenshang。
xieanzaicibeitongxing，cike，tahunshenshangxiameiyouyikuaihaorou，neixieyanshuizhuoshaozhe、lingchizhetaneixueroumohudeshangkou。
tatongdehunshenchouchu，danrengyaojinyaguan，yikouxiyaxianxieyaosui，yingshengshengkangxialezheishiguwanxinzhitong。
keduimianderenquemeixinsikantazheifuwanqiangbuqudeyangzi，yijiaocaidaotadelianshang，bunaidao：“kuaishuo，xiejiajiazhuxinwuzaina？zaibushuo，xiacipodekejiushi**le。”
“你、也、配？”
xieanmanlianchaonongdidingzhezijidemeimei，yanlidehenyiyourushizhi，tazenmedoumeixiangdao，beipantaderenlijingranyoutayangleshiwuniandehaomeimei。
xiewanwenyanmouguangyian，suijiyangqilecanlandexiaorong：“jiejie，meimeibenxiangliuniyitiaoming，xianzaikanlaiyemeibiyaole。nishuonifankangshenmeni，nisile，wojiushixiejiaweiyidejichengren，youmeiyouxinwuyouyoushenmezhongyaode。”
xiewanjiaoxiaozhemingrennalailenong**。
nong**bubiyanshui，pengdaodediyimiao，xieanzhijuedezijidelinghundoubeizhuoshao。
tasisididingzhexiewan，xinzhongfeikuaidinianzhezhouyu。
xiayimiao，tajiudaoleyigemoshengdedifang。
taditoukanzhezheishouruodexinshenti，xinzhongyixi。
tacengzaishifuliujitademijizhongkanguozhongshengzhishu，meixiangdaojingranshizhende。
xinghaodangchutatingleshifudehua，meiyoujiangzijixuexuanxuedeshigaosurenheren，buranjintianzhipatazhendehuishenxingjumie。
xiangdaozhei，taotiandehenyijihujiangtayanmei。neixiebeipantaderen，tayidingyaoqinshoujiangtamencuoguyanghui，zaijiangtamendeguihunrengruwanguifan，ririyeyeshouwanguisiyao。
zhiyuxiewan，buguoshitayishixinruanjianhuilaideqiying，meixiangdaoyangzheyangzhejingchenglebaiyanlang。
zhenyiweiheerfang、sanfanglianshouchudiaota，jiunengchengweixiejiashaozhule，taitianzhenle。
cengjingtashizhenxinjiangxiewandangchengmeimei，buyunxurenherenzaixiewanmianqiantoulutadezhenshishenfen。
meixiangdaozheifenshanyijingchenglecixiangtadeliren。
xianzaitasile，neixierenyinggaipobujidaidigongbuxiewanyangnvdeshenfenleba。
xieangouqizuijiao，wodehaomeimei，zhenxiwangninenghuodaowolaifuchoudeneitian。
“我笑得好丑哦。”
toudingchuanlaiyidaoruannuodetongsheng，xieanxunshengwangqu，bankongzhongjingranpiaofuzheyigexiaonvhai。
zheishiguihun，nandaozheijushentikaileyinyangyan？
neixiaonvhaijianxieannengkanjianta，jidongdipiaodaoxieanmianqian：“ninengkandaodaya，babamamadoukanbudaodaya，nishishenxianma，shilaishixiandayayuanwangdema？”
xieanxinzhongleran，tamenxuanmenzhongrenzuijiangyinguo，rujintazhanlexiaoguniangdeshenti，zhiyoubangxiaoguniangwanchengxinyuan，cainenglequeyuxiaoguniangdeyinguo。
tayaxianeixindehenyi，jinliangrangzijixiaodewenrou，qingshengwendao：“dayayoushenmeyuanwangma？”
dayawenyanshuangyanyiliang，jidongdihuiwuxiaoshou：“dayaxiangyaochibaobao，dayaxiangyaochuanpiaoliangyifu，dayaxiangyaoshangyoueryuan！”
guoranshixiaohaizi，yuanwangdouneimejiandan，xieanhaobuyouyudidayingxialai。
takanzhedayakaixindemoyang，yerenbuzhuwanqizuijiao，huranjiantadenaohaizhongshanguoledayadeyisheng。