第7章

linxiaoyujianglizaiyuandi,rutongbeiyidaowuxingdetianleipilegewaijiaolinen。

naohailineibinglengdexitongtishiyinhaizaihuidang,meiyigezidouxiangshiyibazhongchui,henhenzazaitadeshenjingshang。

shiyongsanpinziyundanlu,chenggongpengrenchuxiangqichuanbianbaimidejueshihuoguo。

丹炉…火锅…

zheilianggefengmaniubuxiangjidecihuibeiqiangxingzuhezaiyiqi,chanshengdehuangdanganranglinxiaoyudedanaozhijielanpingsiji。

tashenzhixiayishiditaoletaoerduo,huaiyizijishibushiyinweizhangqishuimianbuzu(?)erchuxianlehuanting。

keneidanlansedexitongguangping,yijiguangpingshangneiqingxiwubi、shenzhihaitiexindipeileyigemaozhereqidehuoguotuanderenwushuoming,wuqingdifensuiletazuihouyisijiaoxing。

是真的。

zheipoxitong,zhendefabuleyigerangtayongliandanluzhuhuoguodeshenjingbingrenwu!

而且…

renwushibai:chengfaleipi(qiangdu:qingwei)

雷劈?!

haitaniangdeshi“qingwei”?!

linxiaoyuyanqianyihei,tuiduziyizhenfaruan,chadiandangchangjixitongdayeguile。

dage!wozhishixiangananjingjingdimogeyu,hunchidengsieryi!wozhaosheiresheile?!xianshizaileitaishangshuijue,xianzaiyourangwoyongdanluzhuhuoguo?xiayibushibushigaiquzhangmentoushangfangfengzhengle?!

haixiangqichuanbianbaimi?shipawosidebugoukuai,bugouhonghonglieliema?!

tajihunengxiangxiangdaoneifuhuamian——dangtaxinxinkuku(bingbu)zaidanfanglizhiqihuoguo,xiangqiniaoniaopiaochuzhishi,wushubeijingdongdeliandanshi、zhishi、zhanglaoshenzhihushanlingshoucongsimianbafangfengyongerzhi,jiangtazheige“dianwudandao”dezuirentuantuanweizhu…

ranhoutiankongyishengjuxiang,laozishanliang…e,beileipidengchang?

zheinalishimoyuxitong?zheifenmingshizuosisuchengxitong!yanwangdianvipzhitongche!

“xitong!xitongdage!xitongzuzong!”linxiaoyuzaineixinfachujuewangdeaihao,“shangliangyixia!huanyigerenwuxingbuxing?birubangliandanshixiongshanshanhuo?huozhejiyaozhafenfenlei?shizaibuxingwoqujiwangmengdaoqianqiutazaidawoyidundouxinga!zheizhuhuoguo…zhendehuisirende!”

qingqiubohui。xitongdehuidabinglengdebudaiyisiyanhuoqi,renwuyidanfabu,bukegenggai。qingsuzhuduanzhengtaidu,nuliwanchengmoyudaye。

moyudaye?wozheitamashimoyanwangyedehuzi!

linxiaoyuqidechadianyikoulaoxuepenzaidanfangshimenshang。

tabaozhezuihouyisixiwang,changshitaojiahaijia:“nei…neijianglinengbunengtiqianyuzhiyixia?jiuneige‘xianyuqixiyinnishu’!nikan,woyaoshihuileneige,zhuhuoguodeshihoucunzaiganjiangdaozuidi,bushigengrongyichenggongma?zheihenheliba?”

qingqiubohui。jianglixurenwuwanchenghoufafang。qingsuzhupingjiezishenzhihuiyunulikefukunnan。

克服你大爷!

linxiaoyuchedijuewangle。zheixitongyouyanbujin,ruanyingbuchi,baiminglejiushiyaobatawangsilikeng。

tatanzuozaidishang,beikaozhebingliangdeshimen,wangzheshangushangfangneiyixiaopianzhanlandetiankong,yanshenkongdong,shengwukelian。

renshengdeqiluoluoluoluoluo…yetai**le。

ganggangcaikandaoyidianmoyudeshuguang,zhuanyanjiubeizheipoxitongyijiaochuaijinlewanzhangshenyuan。

怎么办?

fangqirenwu,dengzhebei“qingwei”leipi?genjuxitongdui“yijidianji”cunhuolv50%demiaoshu,zhei“qingweileipi”gujinengbatazhijiehongchengzhazha,haishiqifenshudeneizhong。

yingzhetoupishang?qugaoneigeshenmejueshihuoguo?ranhoudagailvbeishengnudezongmenzhangbeimencuoguyanghui?

横竖都是死啊!

linxiaoyuganjuezijijiuxiangshibeifangzaikaojiashangdexianyu,fanlaifuqudoushishu。

“ai…”tazhangzhangditanlekouqi,xianyuqixinongyudejihuyaoshizhihua。

nandaowolinxiaoyuchuanyueyichang,zuizhongdeguisujiushichengweiyidaotianleixiadekaoyu,huozhedanlubiandeyipancaima?

他不甘心啊!

tahaimeixiangshouguoxiuxianjiedetuixiushenghuoni!haimeizhaoguoxianzidaolvni(suiranzhishixiangxiang)!shenzhihaimeichishangyidunzheigeshijiedehuoguoni!

等等…火锅?

linxiaoyudesixuturantingdunleyixia。

zuoweiyigeguhuijizhainanjianchihuo,huoguozaitaxinzhongdediwei,neikeshikanbixiuzhenzheyanzhongdejiuzhuanjindan!

yixiangdaoneiguntangdehongyou,fangundemaodu,xiannendeniurou,shuangcuidehuanghou,xibaoletangzhidedongdoufu…zaipeishangxiangyousuannidie…

咕咚。

tabuyouzizhudiyanleyikoukoushui。

duzilidechanchongbeigouleqilai,fengkuang***。

laidaozheigeshijiehou,tachideshishenme?shitanglineixieguadanwuwei、mianqiangguofudepigudanheculiangfan!yuanzhushigexiuliankuang,yagenbuzaihukoufuzhiyu,jiyiliyidianmeishideyingzidoumeiyou!

惨!太惨了!

yaoshinengzaisiqian…ebu,shizaiwanchengrenwuqian,chishangyidunreqitengteng、malaxianxiangdehuoguo…haoxiang…sihu…yebushiwanquanbunengjieshou?

zheigeniantouyidanshengqi,jiurutongyecaobanfengkuangzizhang。

yongdanluzhuhuoguo…tingqilaihenlipu,danzixixiangxiang…danlunengkongwen,youhuoyuan,rongliangda…haoxiang…haitingheshide?

erqierenwuyaoqiudeshi“xiangqichuanbianbaimi”,youmeishuoyidingyaobeizhuazhu?ruguocaozuodedang,jihuazhoumi,shuobuding…youkeneng…yexu…nengchenggong?

ranhouzaihuodeneige“xianyuqixiyinnishu”,yihoumoyubushigengjiaruyudeshui?

fengxianheshouyisihu…mianqiangnengchengzhengbi?

linxiaoyudeyanjingli,jianjianzhongxinranqileyisiweiruodeguangmang(zhuyaoshiduihuoguodekewang)。

干了!

rensiniaochaotian,busiwanwannian!weilehuoguo!weilemoyu!

拼了!

xiadingjuexinhou,linxiaoyumengdicongdishangpaqilai,yanshenbiandejianding(qiechongmanduishiwudekewang)。

takaishifeisukaidongtaneibingbusuantailingguangdedanao,cehuazheichangzhudingyaozairuqingyunzongshice(huozhechiruzhu)de“danluhuoguoxingdong”。

shouxian,shigongjuhechangdi。

sanpinziyundanlujiuzaizheisanhaodanfangli。genjuyuanzhudejiyi,xiangzheiyangdewaimendanfang,bingfeishikedouyourenshiyong。youqishiwanshang,dihuosuiranbuxi,danliandanshimendaduohuixiuxi,zhengshixiashoudehaoshiji!

guanjianshi,zenmejinqu?zheishimenyoujinzhi,tayigezayidizigenbendabukai。

linxiaoyudemuguang,touxianglezijishoulineibatezhidedatiaozhouhetieboji。

youle!meitianzayidizidouxuyaojinrudanfangqingliyaozha!zheijiushijihui!

qici,shishicaiheguodi!

huoguodelinghunzaiyuguodihezhanliao!zheigeshijiekendingmeiyouxianchengdehuoguodiliao,xuyaotazijidiaopei。

lajiao、huajiao、niuyou(huozheleisidedongwuyou)、jiang、suan、gezhongxiangliao…zheixiequnaligao?

haiyoushuanhuoguodeshicai!roupian、maodu、shucai、doufu…

linxiaoyudenaozilishunjianshanguojigedidian——zongmendeshitanghouchu、zhuanmengongyingroushidelingshouyuan、zhongzhilingshudeyaotian…

kanlai,dexianqu“jie”yidianle。

zuihou,yeshizuizhongyaode,shiruheshanhouhetaopao!

zhuhuoguobiranhuichanshengnongyuwubidexiangqi,baimi?gujiqianmidoudabuzhu!jueduihuijingdonghenduoren!

bixuzaibeirenfaxianzhiqian,yizuikuaidesuduchiwan(huozheshouqilai),ranhouqinglixianchang,huimiezhengju!zuihouliyongkenenghuodede“xianyuqixiyinnishu”liuzhidaji!

计划通!

linxiaoyuyuexiangyuejuede…e,loudongbaichu,qiezuosichengdujigao。

danyixiangdaoneiguntangmaladehuoguoziwei,tajiujuedeyiqiedouzhile!

“weilehuoguo!”tawojinquantou,jizijidaqi,yanshenzhongchongmanlebeizhuang(hechanyu)。

jiuzaizheishi,sanhaodanfangdeshimenhuran“weng”deyisheng,huanhuandakaileyitiaofengxi。

yiguzhuoredeqilangjiazazhenongliedeyaoweipumianerlai。

yimingchuanzhebaiseliandanxuetufushi、lianshangdaizhexiexupibeiheyanhuidenianqingnanzitanchutoulai,kandaomenkoudelinxiaoyu,suikoufenfudao:“nishixinlaidezayi?zhenghao,limiandeyaozhaxuyaoqinglile,jinlainongganjing,dongzuoqingdian,biedaraolishixiongningdan。”

机会!

linxiaoyuxinzhongyidong,ganjindixiatou,gongjingdiyingdao:“shi,shixiong。”

tanaqitiaozhouheboji,dizhetou,xiaoxinyiyidigenzheneimingxuetuzoujinledanfang。

yijinrudanfang,yigugengjiaqiangliederelangbianbaoguoleta。danfangneibukongjianpoda,zhongyangshiyigeshenrudididedihuokou,shangfangjiazheyizunbanrengaodezisedanlu。danluzaoxinggupo,biaomiandiaokezheyunwen,cikezhengsanfazhezhuorendegaowenhedandandeyaoxiang。

lugaijinbi,yimingnianjishaozhangdeliandanshixiongzhengpanzuozaidanluqian,quanshenguanzhudidachuyidaodaokonghuofajue,ejiaojianhan,xianranzhengchuyuliandandeguanjianshike。

xianqianjinlaideneimingxuetuzezaiyipangjinzhangdikanzhe,buganchusheng。

dishang,sanluozheyixieheihuhude、yijinglengquedeyaozhacanhai。

linxiaoyuderenwujiushiqinglizheixie。

tademuguang,quebuyouzizhudibeineizunzisede、sanfazhereliangdedanlusuoxiyin。

三品紫云丹炉…

zheijiushitaweilaide…huoguopenma?

kanzheneizunjiazhibufei、xiangzhengzhedandaozunyandedanlu,zaixiangxiangzijiyaozailimianzhuhongyoufangundehuoguo…

yizhongjiqiqiangliedefuzuigan(hexingfengan)youranersheng。

taganjindixiatou,yanshizhuyanzhongdeyiyang,kaishilaolaoshishidiqingsaodishangdeyaozha。

dantadexinsi,zaoyifeidaolejiuxiaoyunwai。

lajiaoyaoqunaligao?yaotianlihaoxiangyouzhongyizhongmingjiao“chiyanjiao”delingjiao,ladujingren,tongchangshiyonglailianzhimouxiehuoshuxingdanyaode…perfect!

huajiaoni?haoxiangyouyizhong“malingguo”dezi,xiaoguoleisi…

niuyou…lingshouyuanlineixiedijielingniu…

毛肚…也是灵牛…

shucai…yaotianlineixieburupindelingshu…

tadedanaofeisuyunzhuan,yige“shicaidaoqieluxiantu”zhujianqingxiqilai。

qingsaowanyaozha,linxiaoyudizhetou,gongjingdituichuledanfang。

shimenzaitashenhouhuanhuanguanbi。

zhanzaimenwai,ganshouzheshanguzhongchuilaide、daizheyaoweideliangfeng,linxiaoyudeyanshenquebiandewubizhire。

tataiqitou,wangxianglingshouyuanheyaotiandefangxiang,tianletianyouxiegansedezuichun。

行动,就在今晚!

yueheifenggaoye,zhengshimoyu…abu,toucaishi!

tadeliandanfangmoyushengya,zhudingyaocongyichanghonghonglieliede…huoguoshengyankaishi!

“火锅…等我…”

linxiaoyunannanziyu,fangfoyijingkandaoleneihongyoufangun、roupianchenfudemeihaojingxiang。

至于失败后的雷劈…

e,haishixianbuxiangneimeduole。

chibaolecaiyouliqiaipi,bushima?