linxiaoyujianglizaiyuandi,rutongbeiyidaowuxingdetianleipilegewaijiaolinen。
naohailineibinglengdexitongtishiyinhaizaihuidang,meiyigezidouxiangshiyibazhongchui,henhenzazaitadeshenjingshang。
shiyongsanpinziyundanlu,chenggongpengrenchuxiangqichuanbianbaimidejueshihuoguo。
丹炉…火锅…
zheilianggefengmaniubuxiangjidecihuibeiqiangxingzuhezaiyiqi,chanshengdehuangdanganranglinxiaoyudedanaozhijielanpingsiji。
tashenzhixiayishiditaoletaoerduo,huaiyizijishibushiyinweizhangqishuimianbuzu(?)erchuxianlehuanting。
keneidanlansedexitongguangping,yijiguangpingshangneiqingxiwubi、shenzhihaitiexindipeileyigemaozhereqidehuoguotuanderenwushuoming,wuqingdifensuiletazuihouyisijiaoxing。
是真的。
zheipoxitong,zhendefabuleyigerangtayongliandanluzhuhuoguodeshenjingbingrenwu!
而且…
renwushibai:chengfaleipi(qiangdu:qingwei)
雷劈?!
haitaniangdeshi“qingwei”?!
linxiaoyuyanqianyihei,tuiduziyizhenfaruan,chadiandangchangjixitongdayeguile。
dage!wozhishixiangananjingjingdimogeyu,hunchidengsieryi!wozhaosheiresheile?!xianshizaileitaishangshuijue,xianzaiyourangwoyongdanluzhuhuoguo?xiayibushibushigaiquzhangmentoushangfangfengzhengle?!
haixiangqichuanbianbaimi?shipawosidebugoukuai,bugouhonghonglieliema?!
tajihunengxiangxiangdaoneifuhuamian——dangtaxinxinkuku(bingbu)zaidanfanglizhiqihuoguo,xiangqiniaoniaopiaochuzhishi,wushubeijingdongdeliandanshi、zhishi、zhanglaoshenzhihushanlingshoucongsimianbafangfengyongerzhi,jiangtazheige“dianwudandao”dezuirentuantuanweizhu…
ranhoutiankongyishengjuxiang,laozishanliang…e,beileipidengchang?
zheinalishimoyuxitong?zheifenmingshizuosisuchengxitong!yanwangdianvipzhitongche!
“xitong!xitongdage!xitongzuzong!”linxiaoyuzaineixinfachujuewangdeaihao,“shangliangyixia!huanyigerenwuxingbuxing?birubangliandanshixiongshanshanhuo?huozhejiyaozhafenfenlei?shizaibuxingwoqujiwangmengdaoqianqiutazaidawoyidundouxinga!zheizhuhuoguo…zhendehuisirende!”
qingqiubohui。xitongdehuidabinglengdebudaiyisiyanhuoqi,renwuyidanfabu,bukegenggai。qingsuzhuduanzhengtaidu,nuliwanchengmoyudaye。
moyudaye?wozheitamashimoyanwangyedehuzi!
linxiaoyuqidechadianyikoulaoxuepenzaidanfangshimenshang。
tabaozhezuihouyisixiwang,changshitaojiahaijia:“nei…neijianglinengbunengtiqianyuzhiyixia?jiuneige‘xianyuqixiyinnishu’!nikan,woyaoshihuileneige,zhuhuoguodeshihoucunzaiganjiangdaozuidi,bushigengrongyichenggongma?zheihenheliba?”
qingqiubohui。jianglixurenwuwanchenghoufafang。qingsuzhupingjiezishenzhihuiyunulikefukunnan。
克服你大爷!
linxiaoyuchedijuewangle。zheixitongyouyanbujin,ruanyingbuchi,baiminglejiushiyaobatawangsilikeng。
tatanzuozaidishang,beikaozhebingliangdeshimen,wangzheshangushangfangneiyixiaopianzhanlandetiankong,yanshenkongdong,shengwukelian。
renshengdeqiluoluoluoluoluo…yetai**le。
ganggangcaikandaoyidianmoyudeshuguang,zhuanyanjiubeizheipoxitongyijiaochuaijinlewanzhangshenyuan。
怎么办?
fangqirenwu,dengzhebei“qingwei”leipi?genjuxitongdui“yijidianji”cunhuolv50%demiaoshu,zhei“qingweileipi”gujinengbatazhijiehongchengzhazha,haishiqifenshudeneizhong。
yingzhetoupishang?qugaoneigeshenmejueshihuoguo?ranhoudagailvbeishengnudezongmenzhangbeimencuoguyanghui?
横竖都是死啊!
linxiaoyuganjuezijijiuxiangshibeifangzaikaojiashangdexianyu,fanlaifuqudoushishu。
“ai…”tazhangzhangditanlekouqi,xianyuqixinongyudejihuyaoshizhihua。
nandaowolinxiaoyuchuanyueyichang,zuizhongdeguisujiushichengweiyidaotianleixiadekaoyu,huozhedanlubiandeyipancaima?
他不甘心啊!
tahaimeixiangshouguoxiuxianjiedetuixiushenghuoni!haimeizhaoguoxianzidaolvni(suiranzhishixiangxiang)!shenzhihaimeichishangyidunzheigeshijiedehuoguoni!
等等…火锅?
linxiaoyudesixuturantingdunleyixia。
zuoweiyigeguhuijizhainanjianchihuo,huoguozaitaxinzhongdediwei,neikeshikanbixiuzhenzheyanzhongdejiuzhuanjindan!
yixiangdaoneiguntangdehongyou,fangundemaodu,xiannendeniurou,shuangcuidehuanghou,xibaoletangzhidedongdoufu…zaipeishangxiangyousuannidie…
咕咚。
tabuyouzizhudiyanleyikoukoushui。
duzilidechanchongbeigouleqilai,fengkuang***。
laidaozheigeshijiehou,tachideshishenme?shitanglineixieguadanwuwei、mianqiangguofudepigudanheculiangfan!yuanzhushigexiuliankuang,yagenbuzaihukoufuzhiyu,jiyiliyidianmeishideyingzidoumeiyou!
惨!太惨了!
yaoshinengzaisiqian…ebu,shizaiwanchengrenwuqian,chishangyidunreqitengteng、malaxianxiangdehuoguo…haoxiang…sihu…yebushiwanquanbunengjieshou?
zheigeniantouyidanshengqi,jiurutongyecaobanfengkuangzizhang。
yongdanluzhuhuoguo…tingqilaihenlipu,danzixixiangxiang…danlunengkongwen,youhuoyuan,rongliangda…haoxiang…haitingheshide?
erqierenwuyaoqiudeshi“xiangqichuanbianbaimi”,youmeishuoyidingyaobeizhuazhu?ruguocaozuodedang,jihuazhoumi,shuobuding…youkeneng…yexu…nengchenggong?
ranhouzaihuodeneige“xianyuqixiyinnishu”,yihoumoyubushigengjiaruyudeshui?
fengxianheshouyisihu…mianqiangnengchengzhengbi?
linxiaoyudeyanjingli,jianjianzhongxinranqileyisiweiruodeguangmang(zhuyaoshiduihuoguodekewang)。
干了!
rensiniaochaotian,busiwanwannian!weilehuoguo!weilemoyu!
拼了!
xiadingjuexinhou,linxiaoyumengdicongdishangpaqilai,yanshenbiandejianding(qiechongmanduishiwudekewang)。
takaishifeisukaidongtaneibingbusuantailingguangdedanao,cehuazheichangzhudingyaozairuqingyunzongshice(huozhechiruzhu)de“danluhuoguoxingdong”。
shouxian,shigongjuhechangdi。
sanpinziyundanlujiuzaizheisanhaodanfangli。genjuyuanzhudejiyi,xiangzheiyangdewaimendanfang,bingfeishikedouyourenshiyong。youqishiwanshang,dihuosuiranbuxi,danliandanshimendaduohuixiuxi,zhengshixiashoudehaoshiji!
guanjianshi,zenmejinqu?zheishimenyoujinzhi,tayigezayidizigenbendabukai。
linxiaoyudemuguang,touxianglezijishoulineibatezhidedatiaozhouhetieboji。
youle!meitianzayidizidouxuyaojinrudanfangqingliyaozha!zheijiushijihui!
qici,shishicaiheguodi!
huoguodelinghunzaiyuguodihezhanliao!zheigeshijiekendingmeiyouxianchengdehuoguodiliao,xuyaotazijidiaopei。
lajiao、huajiao、niuyou(huozheleisidedongwuyou)、jiang、suan、gezhongxiangliao…zheixiequnaligao?
haiyoushuanhuoguodeshicai!roupian、maodu、shucai、doufu…
linxiaoyudenaozilishunjianshanguojigedidian——zongmendeshitanghouchu、zhuanmengongyingroushidelingshouyuan、zhongzhilingshudeyaotian…
kanlai,dexianqu“jie”yidianle。
zuihou,yeshizuizhongyaode,shiruheshanhouhetaopao!
zhuhuoguobiranhuichanshengnongyuwubidexiangqi,baimi?gujiqianmidoudabuzhu!jueduihuijingdonghenduoren!
bixuzaibeirenfaxianzhiqian,yizuikuaidesuduchiwan(huozheshouqilai),ranhouqinglixianchang,huimiezhengju!zuihouliyongkenenghuodede“xianyuqixiyinnishu”liuzhidaji!
计划通!
linxiaoyuyuexiangyuejuede…e,loudongbaichu,qiezuosichengdujigao。
danyixiangdaoneiguntangmaladehuoguoziwei,tajiujuedeyiqiedouzhile!
“weilehuoguo!”tawojinquantou,jizijidaqi,yanshenzhongchongmanlebeizhuang(hechanyu)。
jiuzaizheishi,sanhaodanfangdeshimenhuran“weng”deyisheng,huanhuandakaileyitiaofengxi。
yiguzhuoredeqilangjiazazhenongliedeyaoweipumianerlai。
yimingchuanzhebaiseliandanxuetufushi、lianshangdaizhexiexupibeiheyanhuidenianqingnanzitanchutoulai,kandaomenkoudelinxiaoyu,suikoufenfudao:“nishixinlaidezayi?zhenghao,limiandeyaozhaxuyaoqinglile,jinlainongganjing,dongzuoqingdian,biedaraolishixiongningdan。”
机会!
linxiaoyuxinzhongyidong,ganjindixiatou,gongjingdiyingdao:“shi,shixiong。”
tanaqitiaozhouheboji,dizhetou,xiaoxinyiyidigenzheneimingxuetuzoujinledanfang。
yijinrudanfang,yigugengjiaqiangliederelangbianbaoguoleta。danfangneibukongjianpoda,zhongyangshiyigeshenrudididedihuokou,shangfangjiazheyizunbanrengaodezisedanlu。danluzaoxinggupo,biaomiandiaokezheyunwen,cikezhengsanfazhezhuorendegaowenhedandandeyaoxiang。
lugaijinbi,yimingnianjishaozhangdeliandanshixiongzhengpanzuozaidanluqian,quanshenguanzhudidachuyidaodaokonghuofajue,ejiaojianhan,xianranzhengchuyuliandandeguanjianshike。
xianqianjinlaideneimingxuetuzezaiyipangjinzhangdikanzhe,buganchusheng。
dishang,sanluozheyixieheihuhude、yijinglengquedeyaozhacanhai。
linxiaoyuderenwujiushiqinglizheixie。
tademuguang,quebuyouzizhudibeineizunzisede、sanfazhereliangdedanlusuoxiyin。
三品紫云丹炉…
zheijiushitaweilaide…huoguopenma?
kanzheneizunjiazhibufei、xiangzhengzhedandaozunyandedanlu,zaixiangxiangzijiyaozailimianzhuhongyoufangundehuoguo…
yizhongjiqiqiangliedefuzuigan(hexingfengan)youranersheng。
taganjindixiatou,yanshizhuyanzhongdeyiyang,kaishilaolaoshishidiqingsaodishangdeyaozha。
dantadexinsi,zaoyifeidaolejiuxiaoyunwai。
lajiaoyaoqunaligao?yaotianlihaoxiangyouzhongyizhongmingjiao“chiyanjiao”delingjiao,ladujingren,tongchangshiyonglailianzhimouxiehuoshuxingdanyaode…perfect!
huajiaoni?haoxiangyouyizhong“malingguo”dezi,xiaoguoleisi…
niuyou…lingshouyuanlineixiedijielingniu…
毛肚…也是灵牛…
shucai…yaotianlineixieburupindelingshu…
tadedanaofeisuyunzhuan,yige“shicaidaoqieluxiantu”zhujianqingxiqilai。
qingsaowanyaozha,linxiaoyudizhetou,gongjingdituichuledanfang。
shimenzaitashenhouhuanhuanguanbi。
zhanzaimenwai,ganshouzheshanguzhongchuilaide、daizheyaoweideliangfeng,linxiaoyudeyanshenquebiandewubizhire。
tataiqitou,wangxianglingshouyuanheyaotiandefangxiang,tianletianyouxiegansedezuichun。
行动,就在今晚!
yueheifenggaoye,zhengshimoyu…abu,toucaishi!
tadeliandanfangmoyushengya,zhudingyaocongyichanghonghonglieliede…huoguoshengyankaishi!
“火锅…等我…”
linxiaoyunannanziyu,fangfoyijingkandaoleneihongyoufangun、roupianchenfudemeihaojingxiang。
至于失败后的雷劈…
e,haishixianbuxiangneimeduole。
chibaolecaiyouliqiaipi,bushima?