【aiya，zheiziyingshuoshenmeni，xiusirenle`(*^﹏^*)′】
【emmmxiaoxuedideguanchahenxinima！】
【xixi，buguoxiaoxuedidebendansheyouzhenshibudongpeiheni，bensileei~】
suqingxueqishiyefanyingguolai，ganggangjiangchengzheiyangshuo，kenengshichajuedaozijikandaoxiangcaishihoudelianseyibian。
yushizhaolegejiekou，shunlichengzhangdebaxiangcaizhaizoule。
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xinlibuyoudefuqiyisiequwei，
yaoshisuqingxuexianshizhongbiaoxiandeheneixinyiyang，
那该是何等风景。
dengchidechabuduole，jiangchengyuanbenxiangqiangxianqubazhangjijielede，
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“abuyongbuyong，woqingjiuhaole，meishenmede，yebugui。”fukuanhuilaidedongyuanruilianlianbaishou。
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zongbunengdiyicijianmianjiuzhanrenjiabianyi，yimashihaishiguiyimashide。
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jiechujiechuyebushibuxing。
yushijirenchiwanfanjiugaobiegezihuiqule。
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回到宿舍后，
laodadongyuanruilikejiulouzhutadejianbang，
qiyuliangrenyeshimuguangzhuozhuodekanzheziji。
jiangchengturanganjuemouchuyijin：
“keke，nimenzheimezhizhidekanzhewogansha，woxianshuoang，wokeshizhide！”
“quququ，niyde，gemenjigekemeineiduanbeishandeaihao。”liudongmeihaoqidehuidao。
ranhousanrenyoulikeqiehuanleyifuweisuodexiaorong：
laodadongyuanrui：“haoanilaosi，benlaihaiyiweinizheijinduhaichadeyuanni，meixiangdaonijuranhaiyouzheimeyishouwa！”
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tamenjigekeshizhidaojiangchengdeyinshixiguanle，
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yoyoyo，yingxiongjiumeima，henshuaima。
dangshisanrenfanyingguolaibiaoqingzhijiejiutongyile：
＼(◎o◎)／！
shihouhuixiangzhinengshuoyiju，gemenxia，taixile！
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“义父！”
“干爹！”
jianjirenbeizijihenhennanie，
luchenheiheiyixiao：xingxingxing，haodaer，yirenvwowushi，baojiaohui！
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“ei，qianliangtianqushitangchifan，kanneisiloujuranhaiyouniupaikeyichini，naihekoudaikongkong，wokanwoshimeineifuqilou~╮(๑•́₃•̀๑)╭”
“heihei，xiaoshi，yifu，jinwanzanmenjiuqukaikaihunqu！
kanzhejirenhunbulindemoyang，luchenyeshihetamenkaixindehongxiaozhe。
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zijisushejirenjiangchengzheiduanshijianyeshilejielehenduo，
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