第6章 他确实不是人啊

caidaojiamenkou,jiangyujiulehehechulaigentazhaoshou。

suyuanedehuang,rangayizhulewanluosifenxianchizhe。

“zheigexiaoaidou,tajianzhibushiren!”

suyuanshaoshaocongluosifenlitaiqitoulai,“shei?”

jiangyushoujishenleguolai,manyandexingfenchimi,“jiushizheigelixua,jianzhile!”

tingdaozheigemingzi,suyuanmeifengweitiao,xindao:taqueshibushirena!

jieguojiangyushouji,suyuankanzheshoujilizhengzaichangtiaodelixu,buyoushileshishen。

“bucuoba,zheikeshinandeyijiandetianhuabanjiaidou,bageyueqianhengkongchushi,yongliandashasifang,wodouxihuandebudele!”

suyuandixiatouqujixuchiluosifen,meitingjiangyujixufengkuangshuchu。

“aaaa!lixushawo,zheiyaoshenjuele!”

“aaa…zheixiaorongwomeile……”

zhidaoneigeshipinkanwan,jiangyuzheicaipiexiangditouchiluosifendesuyuan。

“woshuonijiuyidiandoubujidongma,zheizhongaidouduoyangyana。”

suyuanfufei:yangyanguiyangyan,dantabushirena。

“算了,你不懂。”

suyuanjingmozhecalecazui。

jiangyuyounulenubizi,poweixianqidao:“niyigeshangshigongsilaozonghaichiluosifenna,buxiandiaojiaa?”

“挺好吃的。”

“咦,我都不吃。”

suyuanhengleheng,nizuilineigexiaoaidouyexihuanchi。

“wei,tingshuonijiazhubaozheicidedaiyanrennidinglelixu?”

suyuanhaobuyiwai,zheiniantoufensixiangbadianshenmewuliaodaiyanhaishikeyibachulaide,jiangyuyoushishijiadazu,zheidianxiaoxibuhuibuzhidao。

“nibushidouzhidaolema?”

“daoshihoujiwojizhangqinqianbei?”

“拍完了。”

“什么时候?”

“前两天。”

jiangyuaonaobuyi,zaozhidaotadangchudedaoxiaoxideshihoujiugensuyuandashengzhaohugaojizhangqinqianle。

suyuanduiyulequanbuganxingqu,tazaogaigensuyuantongtongqide。

“shuolaiyeshiyouqu,fenzheigexiaoaidougenfenlegejinliyiyang,yunqidoubianhaole。”

“说来听听。”

“neigewudaolaoshiyuanyishouwola!”

jiangyuzixiaoxuexitiaowutazhidao,yizhixiangbairuwudaojiayuanlaoshimenxia,yuanlaoshihaojinianyizhimeisongkou,zheicitongyijiangyumenxia,zenmebusuanyifenjingxini?

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kanzhezaiwutaishangmeilisishedelixu,suyuanzaidulengshen,yuanlaineigeruanruanmengmengdesamoyezaiwutaishangshizheiyangde,shanshanfaguanglingrenyibukaiyan。

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yigetuantongyangdeqiwu,yingshibeitatiaochulebuyiyangdeganjue,erqiebiaoqingguanlimanfen,yourenyouyudizaiwutaishangyouzhejueduideqichangyazhi,jianzhiyouchunyouyu。

guandiaodiannao,suyuanzhanzaiyangtaishangfalehenjiudedai,tazouleyinianni,takeyibuqudatantadexiaoxi,meixiangdaotachenglezhishoukeredeaidou,xianghushidouhushibulele。

youqizuotianjianguolezhihou,tazhendexingweishizu,napazuotiangangjiandaodeshihoutameizuozaoxing,jiandandebaityeyouzhebuyiyangdeqizhi。

suyuanturanxiaolexiao,dishengnannanzhe,“youzhanggaoleni。”

yeshenle,suyuannandedeshimianle。