“死缠烂打？”
jiangjinxiwozaiwoshideshafayishang，toudouyaobeishounaotulule，haimeixiangchugesuoyiran。
shuoshihua，tashenghuole24nian，zheihaishitadiyicihuiqukaolvgennanrenyouguandeshiqing，erqiehaishirangtaquzhuiyigeren。
muranjian，woshimenbeiqingkoulejixia，tianxiufentuimenjinlai，guiguisuisuidetoukuitadedongtai。
“……干嘛？”
“你男朋友呢？”
jiangjinxishenxiyikouqi，“tamang，guoliangtiancaiyoushijian。”
yishijianhaizhenkanbuchutashuodeshizhenhuahaishijiahua，tianxiufenlenghengyisheng，“nikebiesuibianzhaogerenhunongwo，nideneixiepengyouwokedouzhidao。”
yitiqizheige，jiangjinxidetoujiugengtengle。
“buhuide，maninjiuchuquba，woyaogongzuole。”tajixurouzhezijidetoufa，dazaizhuoshangduzikunao。
yihoutayidingyaojiediaopengyouquanzheizhongdongxi，tianxiufenjiangtadeyizhenggepengyouquandoufanlanle，limianchuxianguodedanfanshigeshengwunapashiyizhimayitadounengjidezhu。
haiyoubeihougezhongfuzaderenwuguanxi，pirusheisheigensheisheishiyidui，sheisheigensheisheishishenmeguanxi，zheixietaquandouzhidao，shenzhikenengqingchudebitahaiyaoduo......
yizhiyutaxianzaidoubuzhidaonengrangsheilaijiabanzijinanpengyou。
tianxiufenzongsuanlikailetadewoshi，tayiliuyanzuozhileqilai，fankaidiannaogaidakaiweibo，zhijianzaishangbianqiaoxiale‘luyuci’zheisangezi。
jieguorangtashiwangle，tadeweibojihurenheyurichangshenghuoyouguandexiaoxidoumeiyou，jibendoushiguanggaoyuyingxiao。
danjinguanruci，rengranbuyingxiangyoujiqianwanderenguanzhuta。
anzigantanleyishengzheirenzhenshiwuqu，youmeinengzaiweibozhongzhaodaoyidianyouyongxinxidetaaitanyikouqi。
taxianzailiantadexingzongdoubuzhidao，kuangqiezhiyousantiandeshijian，zenyangcainengzaizheigeshijianduanneiduita‘sichanlanda’congernengrangtachengweitadenanpengyou？
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yiriyizao，jiangjinxiyouchuxianzaisuanmingtanqian。
zheishitanengxiangdaodekeyihuoquluyucidongtaideweiyiyigetujingle。
suanmingxianshenghaishifuzheneilvzhongaidehuzi，kanletayiyanzhihouhuanmanchusheng，“zheiweidaoyou，jintianyouyoushenmeshi？”
“那个人……”
zheicizhifaleyigeyin，jiujieshoudaoleduifangdeanshi。
“先付款。”
“……”
saoerweimafukuanguohou，tacaizuoxia，zhengzhongqishidetiwen，“suoyineigerenjintiandexingchengshishenme？”
suanmingxianshengwuyudepieletayiyan，kanruozhibandeyanshenzaicichuxian。
“wozheishisuanming，bushiyuceweilai。”
“不是差不多么？”
duifang‘ze’leyisheng，“shuwowuneng，wojiuzhishiyigeputongdesuanmingxiansheng，meiyouteyigongneng。”
keshizhongzhongjixiangfenmingbiaomingnibingbujinshiyigejiandandesuanmingxiansheng。
“hai，neinigaosuwo，wojintianyinggaiganshenme？”tapoqiexiangzhidaoluyucidexingzong，qitadeshitadoubuguan。
suanmingxianshengzheicizhuangshanglegeyandou，yanzuihanzaikouzhongminlepianke，caiyousuohuiying，“gaichichi，gaihehe，gaiganshenmeganshenme。”
“……”
neiyaoshizheiyangdehuawoyaonizheisuanmingxianshengyouheyong？
“nishuotashiwomingbukeshaoderen，suoyizongguihuiyoushenmetujingkeyirangwozhaodaotaba？”
“tianjibukexielu……”duifanghaishiyaotou，yandouzhongsanchulaideyansuizhetadehuduhuanhuanpiaodong，weitamengshangleyicengpiaopiaohudeganjue。
danjiangjinxiganjuemeineimejiandan。
“nidouxieluzheimeduole，haishuoshenmebunengxielu？”tazhujianquyufanzao，“wojinishuangbeideqian。”
“nizheiyangwohennanbanshia……”
“三倍！”
“成交。”
“……”
唬人呢？
“xianfukuan。”suanmingxianshengluchulechunjiewuhaidexiaorong，dongshoujiangerweimatuidaotamianqian。
jiangjinxizaiyiciganjuezijibeikengle。
……neihainengzenmebanni，douyijingbeikenglezheimeduole，zaibeikengduoyidianyouhefang？
fulekuan，zhihoutaxiergongting。
suanmingxianshengmeiyoulimahuida，eryoushiyizhenqiashouzhi，bizheyanjingsuanlexujiu，caijiandandegaosutasangezi：“paimaiting。”