“haha，xiaoyejiushishouqihao，jingranqiangdaole。”
yidaoqingliangdenianqingnanshenglvxianxiangqi，nicheng：xiaoyewoshifuerdai。
“xixi，woyunqiyebucha。”
youxiajiaodenvshengyesuizhichusheng，nicheng：xingxingaiyueliang。
sanrenlianxian，qizhongliangrendouchushengle，zhiyouyoushangjiaodeneirenweishuohua。
huoxushibuxiangbeirenrenchulai，zheirenjinghaidailegegoutoumianju，beijingheiqiqide，kangaozhuangdeshenxing，zhizhidaoshigenanren。
taomanmansaoleyanneirendenicheng，chihuowudi。
“bushuohuaneiwei，jiunixiankaishiba。”
tajiangshupiandiudaoyipang，chongzheneirenweitaixiaba，choulezhangzhijin，mantiaosilidicazheshou。
tingtashuohua，goutoumianjunanzheicaikaikou，shengyincuya，yebuzhishiguyide，haishitianshengsangyinruci。
“taoxianren，bukanmianxiang，bukanbazi，nijiuzheiyangbangwosuansuanba，suanshenmedouxing，suanzhunle，laozijinidashangyisoufeiting。”
“suanbuzhun……hehe，niqinkouchengrenzijishipianzi，chengrentiaozhandaweiwangbisaizaojia，qipiandazhong，shiweilejizijiyinliu。lianfadaoqianshipinsantian，bapianlaidejiangjinquanbutuihuiqu，zhihouxiaohaotuiwang。”
【yisoufeitingkeshiliangqianni，zheigemendaqi！】
【gaishuobushuo，zheiyoudiannanweirena，bukanmianxiang，bukanbazi，zenmesuana？shenxianyemeizheimelihaiba。】
【woqu！zheitaolutaishenle，zheimingxianjiushituoa，xinbuxin？taoxianrenkendingyisuanyigezhun，jiexialai，jiushishunlichengzhanggejiucaile，bawomendanghoushuani。】
“zenmeyang？ganbugan？”
jiantaomanmanmeichusheng，goutoumianjunanyoutiaoxindao。
“meishenmewobugande，wozhishidanxin，nihuihouhui。”
taomanmankanzhenanren，xiaodeyiweibuming。
“nisanshiyouer，shigemairoubaozide，zaonianfumushenwang，quguoliangrenlaopo，shenglelianggeerzi，buguodousile。”
goutounanmianjuxiadeyideshenqingjiangzhu，muguangyinzhididingzhepingmuqiandenianqingnvhai，fangzaituishangdequantoujianjianwojin。
这女人，果然该死。
shaoyewoshifuerdai：“wocao！yikaikoujiuzhouren，zhuboyetaihenle。”
【shaonianqingkuang：hahaha……zheiyikanjiushixiehaodejuben，sheixinsheishishazi。】
【aizhanbianyi：wojuedebutaixiangshijubenye，goutounanqingxuyoudianbuduia。】
“haiyaowojixushuoma？”
taomanmanzheixiaqingxidiganyingdaogoutounandouranshengqidecanbaoenian，zhiyoutanengjiandaodeheiqizinanrenshenshanghuanhuanshenchu。
tafangzaizhuoshangdeshouzhiweidong，changshijiangheiqixiguolai。
jiuzaitashouzhishangchanraozhejilvheiqishi，taxiaole。
ernanrenyinchendeshengyinyexiangqi：
“bian，nijilaozijixubian。”
taomanmantiaomei，neitajiubukeqile。
“nijiadebaozipucongnicengyeyeneidaichuanxialai，shiersuishi，nimuqinbeifuqindasihou，nibianshalenifuqin，jiangtazuochengleroubaozi。ershiyisui，qulediyirenlaopo，liangnianhoushengxiayigeerzi，kexi，erzigangmanyisui，liangrendoubeininongsile，zuochengleroubaozi。”
“闭嘴……”
“ershibasuishi，quledierrenlaopo……”
“bizuibizui，wotmrangnibizui！”
goutounanyishengnuhou，qingxujidongdizhanqishen，shuangshouchengzhezhuomiansisidingzhepingmushangdetaomanman。
turuqilaideyimurangzhibojiandewangyoudoujingdaile：
【taoyanxiayutian：wocao！gangxiangmazhubodejubentaiedu，xianzaikangoutoudefanying，wotamajingranxinle。】
【danxiaogui：yue~yue~taiexinle！yihouzaiyebuchiroubaole。】
【zhuhuifei：woqu！laozidegeyefandouyaotuchulaile，zheibushidianyinglicaideqingjiema？zhenyouzheizhongbiantai？】
【youshuang：doushuodianyingyuanyushenghuo，kanlaishizhende，yiqianjihuangniandai，haiyouyiziershideni。】
haizaixianshangde“xiaoyewoshifuerdai”renzhuxinlibushi，yansudao：
“zhubo，zheizhongshibushikaiwanxiaode，luanshuohuayeshiyaofuzerende。”
“我从来不骗人。”
taomanmansaoletayiyan，mouguangzhuanxianggoutou，luchumoyiweishenzhangdexiao：
“shibushizhende，wenwentajiuzhidaole。”
【danxiaogui：zhuboshibushishaa，zheizhongshitazenmehuichengren？】
【xiwangshijieheping：hehe，woyoujuedexiangzaiyanjubenle。】
xianruguowanghuiyidegoutounan，zaicibeitaomanmanneimoxiaocijidao，shiqulelizhi：
“jiusuanshizhendeyouzenmeyang？tamendougaisi，neilianggejiannvren，ganjilaozidailvmaozi，sileganganjingjing……”
tajiashikaibaozipude，tagangchushengshi，jialitiaojianhaibucuo，danlaojiahuobeirendaiqudubohou，shidujiushu。
yuanbenjiuhuobaodepiqigengjiabaozao，yishuqianjiuhuijiadaneinvren，houlaibaozipudumeile，youkaishixujiu，danvrenyegenghen。
zijiyoujiyiqi，jiandaozuiduode，jiushilaojiahuodaneinvrendehuamian，jiulianwanshangshuijue，yeshichangtingdaoneinvrendecanjiaoshenghekusheng。
neinvrennuoruo，buganfankang，haiyaochuqudalinggongzhuanqian，gongneilaojiahuodubohejiu。
dengtadale，laojiahuodechuqitongyouduoleyige。
tazuitaoyanmeicibeidadebiantilinshanghou，neinvrenhaiyingbaozheta，shuoshenmerangtabuyaohaipa，tahuibaohuta。
ketagenbenbuzhidao，zijizuihenrendejiushita！
zheiyangderiziyizhidaotashiersui，laojiahuoyouyicifajiufengshi，jiangneinvrennongsile。
erzijichentabuzhuyi，chaoqichufangdecaidaojiuhuaxiangtadetou。
wenredexianhongyetipenjianzailianshangshi，zijixinlichangkuaijile。
laojiahuoqingxingshi，yehuijiaotazuchuandebaozishouyi，suoyizijibataduole，quansongjitaneiqunzhupenggouyouchile。
neixierenbianchi，bianxiaozhechongtashuohaochideyangzi，tazhijinjiyiyouxin。
erneinvren，jiurangtayongyuanliuzaileneidongyinanxuexingdefangzili。
zhiyuneilianggejiannvren，koukoushengshengshuoaiziji，queganbeizhezijitouren，haihuaileyezhong。
tamengenbenbuzhidao，zijihentoulelaojiahuo，zenmehaihuijitaliuhouni？！
suoyichengnianhoujiuquzuolejiezhashoushu，zheibeizidoubuhuiyouhaizi。
beipantadejiannvrendangranbuhuiyouhaoxiachang，xiaoyezhonggengshibunengliu。
jiuzheiyang，tadebaozidianyouhaoyizhenzimeimaiguorou。
goutounandeyifanfengyanfengyu，zhijiejiangzhibojianderenzhafeile：
【tianheilehuijiachifan：wodigenianga，zheigoutoushichengrenzijisharenlema？】
【koukou：aaa！taicanren！taiexinle！youmeiyoujingchashushuzai，ganjinchachazheiren，kuaibatazhuaqilai。】
【dashuaibiyige：wocao！juranshiwomennanchengde，zhubobushihuisuanma？kuaisuansuantajutiweizhi，wolimadaitongshiganguoqu。】
【xiaoanzi：shia，taoxianren，nikuaisuansuan，qianwanbierangzheizhongrenzhapaole，tamade，zhuazhufeiqiangbibuke。】
“hahaha……xiangzhuawo？youzhengjuma？a？！laia！”
zheishi，goutounansihuhuifuxielizhi，kanzhedanmu，taiduxiaozhang。
“zheinvrenhubianluanzao，wopeihetayanxini，nimenzheixiechunhuoyexin？hahaha……”
“艹！”
xiaoyewoshifuerdaiyaoyaqiechi。
shizhenshijia，dajiaziranfenbiandechulai。
yaorangxiaoyezhidaozheirenshishei，feiwangsilizoubuke。