第2章 他死定了。 这是唐桢唯一的感受

“wosuanchu,sangexiaoshizhinei,niyouxueguangzhizai,nichudianerqian,wobangnihuajiehuajie。”tangsimixiangjilelukoubaitanpianqianjiadaoshi。

jiandingdeweiwuzhuyizhetangzhen:……

yuanbentangqingmianduitangsimidezhangxiang,turanyouleweijigan,dantangsimiyikaikou,taxinlijiupinghelebushao。

tangsimihezhishigeshazi,jianzhijiushigefengzi。

jianergediyimian,jiuzuzhoutayouxueguangzhizai,zheigetangsimizijiwangsilushangzou,haizhenshishengletabushaoshier。

zheixiajiusuanshizuiwenroudeerge,yinggaiyexihuanbuqilaitale。

唐青得意地想着。

guoran,tangzhenbunaifandinachuyitaqian,zhidaojintianchuyuanmen,tateyizhunbeilexianjinzaishenshang。

tangsimixiangzhezheiligongjubuqiquan,yemeiyouhuangzhizhusha,tajiuchidianerkui。

tangzhenhaibuzhidaofashengleshenme,jiujiantangsimiyaopoleshouzhi,wozhetadeshouwan,zaitashoubeishanghualeyigeguihuafu。

“nizheishiganma?”tangzhenyebuzhidaotangsimikanzhejiaojiaoruoruodexiaoshenban,zenmezheimedaliqi,tajurandouzhengzhabutuo。

“yiwodexuerouhuachudefulu,wozhiqiankeshimaichuguoliangbaiwan。”tangsimishuozhe,yiqihechengwanchengleyidao“xuefu”。

tangruobeixuanmenneixielaogudongkanjian,youyaoshuotahuzuofeiwei,shiyongxuezhou,chufanjinjile。

tangsimiyaozhetou,fangkaitangzhen,jieguotashoulideneitaqian,didaosundashenmianqian。

“sundashen,nainaizanglideqian,haiyouwozaicunziliqiandeqian,mafannibangwohaishang。”tangsimishuo。

sundashenlianmangtuiju:“nizheiguniang,nishenmeshihouqianguocunlideqian,ninainaixiazangshi,yeshiwomendajiahuoshuohaoduiqianbangmangde,buyaonihai。”

“ninnazhe。”tangsimiburongtuiju。

sundashenyoushuo:“jiusuanshihaiqian,zheiyetaiduole……niwanghouderizihaizhang,nazhebangshen。”

tangsimishuozhewanpaipaisundashendeshou:“duochulaideliangqiankuaininnazhe,niqukankannindeyanjing。”

sundashennamen,tayanjingbutengbuyang,shenzhidoubujinshi?mimizheishizaishuoshenme?

tangsimizhizhidao,yigexiaoshazishenghuojiannan,bierenjideyidunbaofan,duitaeryanyemizuzhengui。

tangsimishuo:“zouba。”

chailanjiyilushangdetante,zhunbeihaodeqinrenzhongfeng,xilihualadechangjingyidianerdoumeiyongshang。

tamenquanchengbeitangsimiqianzhebizizou,tangsimideyishengfahaoshilingzhihou,chailanjicaifanyingguolai,nveryijingjiedaole,tamenzaizheigepojiudecunzi,queshimeishenmehaotingliudele。

“hao。”chailanjishuozhe,xiayishikaishizhaotadeyangnv:“qingqingde,kuaidianerqunigegecheshang,kebierangwojiehuiquyigenver,youluoxiayige。”

chailanjidedaqu,huanlaitangqingdeyigeguilian。

“nihaishirangmeimeigenwogegeba,woa……woyaoshang……shangsheidecheni?”tangqingshuozhe,huitouhuanshiyizhou。

jigegongzigeyijingkaishilezhengqiang:“qingqing,nishangwodecheba。”

“gundan,qingqingdangranyaoshangwodeche。”

“qingqinggenwozuihaole,weishenmeyaoshangnimendeche!”

唐青志得意满。

mingmingjintianshijietangsimihuitangjia,tangsimicaiyinggaishizhujiao。

keshisuoyourenpaokaitangsimi,fanershitangqingbeizheimeduorenzhongxinggongyue。

tangqinghenmanyisuoyourendouweizhetahongzhetadeganjue,taliaoxiang,tangsimiyidingyexiangshihaichengqitamingyuanside,duitaduhendefafeng。

ketayihuitou,faxiantangsimiyijingzuoshangletangzhendechezi,yigeyanshendoumeifenjita。

tangqingzongganjuetashiyiquandazailemianhuashang,bushangbuxiade。

zitaolegemeiquer,tangqingduozhejiao,“wozuolugegedeche。”

chailanjileranyixiao:“nizheihaizi,hao,guaiguaigennilugegea。”

zuiwaiwei,meirengandaraodenanrentaiyanwangguolai,“yijingjiewanle?”

luwenzhengquanchengdouzaizhuangkuangwai,tangqingjiuxihuantazheiyidian,haichengshangxiaquanbu,duoshaomingyuanduiluwenzhengquzhiruowu,luwenzhenghaibushinaniezaitashouli。

zheizhongbabierendoumeiyoudedongxizuanzaishoulideganjue,gewailingtangqingchenzui,jiuxiangshiyouniandetangqinggangdaotangjia,tangfurenchailanjisongtadexianliangbaoyiyangrangtahuanxi。

yixingrenhaohaodangdangdilai,meiguoduodarao,youhaohaodangdangdizou。

sundashenanzhaotangsimideanpai,baqianjicunzilibangzhuguotangsimidedajiafenlefen,meijiahaiduofenlejibaikuai,ganghaohaishengxialiangqiankuai。

sundashenzhengbuzhidaoneizheixieqianzenmebanshi,tadeyanjingjiuchulemaobing,daoyiyuanzuolegexiaoshoushu,shoushufeibuduobushaoliangqiankuai。

sundashenxiangqilaizouzhiqianyouxieshenshentaotaodetangsimi,taxiangshisuanzhunle、liaodinglezheiyiqie。

zheiliangqiankuaijiuxiangshitangsimizhuanmenliujitakanyanjingde。

“mimizheihaizi,shigehaode。”

这些都是后话了……

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dangxia,yilielafengdecheduizhengxingshizhe。

tangzhenconghoushijinglipiaoleyiyan,houzuoshangdetangsimibudongrushan,zhensiyizunpusa。

tajujinghuishendeguanchazhelukuang,yaoqianjiuyaoqian,tangsimihaibianchushenmexueguangzhizaideguihua。

bujiuzhiyousangexiaoshima,zhiyaotakaichezhuanzhu,tahaibuxintanengyoushenmexueguangzhizai。

zheimexiangzhe,yipianguanggaopaifeiqihouxingchengdejudagangtiesuipian,haowuzhengzhaodecongtianbianfeileguolai。

“卧槽!”

tangzhenmaleyiju,guanggaopaizhijiebatadedangfengbolizhuangsui。

shixianshouzuzhihou,chezishikong,yishengjuxiangzhihou,tangzhenganjuexueyedouchongdaotadetianlinggaile!

他死定了。

zheishitangzhenweiyideganshou。