yihanshiyiyanwannian，suihoujingjue，shiziwodenankeyimeng，gengxianbeilian——tiji（baihe）
jibanxibeicuidechuanshule，bierenchuanshubushizhujiaobianshifanpai，zhiyuta，shigepaohui。
paohuidousuanbushang，dingduosuanhui。
shuodaochuanshudeyuanyin，shitadeyanshifazuo，malezheibenshuzhongdesuoyouren，liantafendedashijiedoumeifangguo。
起因是个评论贴。
“wanwanbaotietie，zheishenbaiyuzhenjian，mingmingshizunbuxihuantahaishangganzhedaotie！chenzhexianzairumole，gankuaixiaxianba！”
“+1，tongyiloushang！”
“+10086！”
“wanwanbaoneimedanchunkeai，nanguaishixiongmendouchongta，woyexiangyao。”
“loushangbiezuomeng（suiranwoyexiang）。”
“……”
moushuzhannei，zhongduowangyoutantaozhezuijinhenhuodeshituwen，dixiapinglunqukuangshuatuanchongshituwenyyds。
jibanxidangshizuozaidiannaomianqian，wozheshubiaodefandongdeyuelaiyuekuai，muguangsaoshizhezheibenjiaoshenme《tuanchongxiaoshimei，qinglengshizunduchongwo》depinglunqu。
kandaozheijushi，zaiyerenbuzhu，fanlegebaiyanbashounaqilai，damuzhianzaizijirenzhongshanganlean，fangzhizijibeiqifan。
buxingle，renbulele，tayaopaqilaigenzheiduirenlilunlilun。
zheishizijiwuyijianfandaodexiuxianxiaoshuo，benzhezijiganggaowanyibodadanzi，xiuxiyixia，xiaoqianxiaoqianshiguang，shunbianshifangyixiayali。
taxianzaifeichanghouhuiweishenmeyaodianjinlaikan。
zuoweizishenxiaoshuomijiayujiekong，tayiyanbianfenshangwenzhongneipingriliduitongmenwenroudafang，dandajiashiyoumeiyousa，tongshiduiwaimenmoranwuqing，zhixingyouyadedashijieshenbaiyu。
zheirenshetaichuota，bijingsheibuxihuanwenroujiejiedeliangmianxing。
renrendouguanzhudiandouzaituanchongheshitulianshang，zhiyoujibanxideguanzhudianzaishenbaiyushang。
qianmiandouhaihao，danshikanzhekanzheyuelaiyuebudui。
dagaishishuzhongnvzhuguanghuantaiguoyuqiangda，zheizuozhemanmanbashenbaiyuxiechengyigelianainaoheshimenbaomu。
shizunyaoyaoshoujixiaoshimeibushentishi，taquzhua。shizunyaotaxinkudelaidebaobeijixiaoshimeitishengjingjieshi，tarentongji，zaixiaoshimeihezhongduoshixiongdiyouweixianshi，taqujiu。
jiuweilerangzijiashizunduokanzijiyiyan，yizhineimemomofuchu，bashizundangzuoyiqie。
zhiyuxiaoshimei，beituanchong，yaoshenmeyoushenme，jiyuanxiuweicengcengzhang，nanpeiaierbudeyidadui，gezhongqizhenyibaoduimanwu。
zuizhong，zaishizunyaoshoushabaitianxiaoshimeiweiqinchuanshi，shenbaiyurenbulele。
heihuale，xiumoqule，yuzhongduowenyiyang，tayaohuitianmiedi，tayaorangneixiebaiyanlangfuchudaijia。
yizhiyuyuezouyuewai，ganchuyixilietanweiguanzhideshi……
jibanxikanbuxiaqule，zhouzhemeitiaodaolianzaigengxinnei，shihuangsedecuigenganjianjiqixianyan。
xiuxianzheduirumozheshenetongjue，renweiyourushimen。
shenbaiyubeiqinhou，xiaoshimeidaizheshizunhejigeshixiongmen，batayijianchuanxindingzailewangshengzhushang。
jibanxidemuguangfangzaizuihouyiduan，shangmianheranxiezhe：‘xiaoshimeiyiliannanguo，lianpangguazheqinglei，shoushangdejianhaizaiweiweizhandou，“dashijie，duibuqi，woyushizunshixianghuxihuande，shizunbuxihuanni，niyebunengxiumoa！”’
纪半夕“……”
tachengrentahouhuikanle，neimegouxuema？
tazaikanjianwenzhongyourenhezijitongmingshi，haianchuochuojidongleliangxia，suiranzhengwenzhongtazhichuxianleyigemingzi。
meicuo，miaoxiehaimeinvzhudeyibapeijianduo。
shenxiyikouqi，jibanxibashoufangzaijianpanshang，kaishipilipalayidunqiao。
“shuoshenbaiyulianainaowokeyilijie，tazenmejiujianle？nijiashabaitianyaosishi，bushitajiude？tahaojinxinxuedelaidebaobeibeinajineigeshabaitianyong，shuotaxihuanshizunjiushigecuode，neishabaitianhaiheneiwunaochongshuangxiuni，neimedanianji，zhenbuhaisao！”
xiangshixiangdaoleshenme，pilipalayoushiyidadui。
“nvzhushabaitian，nanzhumeinaozi，nanpeihaigegetian，quanbuwunaochong，suoyouyijianzhongqingdoushijianseqiyi，nvpeihaishigelianainao，mannaozineigoupishizun！”
“nvzhuguanghuanzhennitian，duitianduidigezhongwunao，danshijiushirenrendouaiwo，haiyouneixiegebaiyanlang，baixiashenbaiyujiule，xianzaidoupanzhetasi，quni*％**sha**＆*，qianqishuoqiqingliuyuyingxiangxiuxian，houqidougunqutanlianai，shimenshenmededoubuyaole！heitui！”
suihoujibanxianxiafasongjian。
kanzhepinglunchenggongdexiaoxi，tamanyidiandiantou。
jibanxiguandiaodiannao，dongzuoyiqihecheng，fangzhineixietuanchongfensitongzijigangqilai。
benjiushigebaozaoxingzi，tapazijirenbuzhubadiannaozale。
“wodehaodaera，yaoshinengjinqu，woyidingyaobanidelianainaowale。”
“zhenggezongmendoushibuzhihuowudedidibuzhihaodai！”
tabayanshilaman，ranhouyijuexinglaihou，chuanshule。
daoleqinglanzong，chenglezaiqinglanzongdesishimei。
shunbian，haibanglegeshenmezhengjiushijiexitong。
dangxitonggaosuta，yaozuzhishenbaiyuheihuaherangzijidepaohuimingyungaixieshi，tamannaozidoushi？？？
weishenmerenwubushirangzheigezongmenlandiao？neiyangtabirangengjialeyi。
xitongyeshigebukaopude，taruoxianghuiqu，jiuhaohaodegenzhexitongzou，wanchengrenwuhouhainengnayidabiqian。
xitongkaijiarenwuwanchenghoujidaotasanqianwan，jibanxixiangdoumeixiangjiuqianbangdinghetongle。
bieshuotarenle，taxianzaijiushijixitongmaimingdouxing。
takuangkuangjizijilixiabagezi：renjianqingxing，gaoqianyaojin。
duiyujibanxizheizhongtancaihaosedereneryan，zhenghaoheshi。
taxianshishijiqianbanshideguyongbing，qiandaowei，shenmedouhaoshuo。
bujiushizhengjiugelianainaonvpeima，jiandan。
tingjianrenwushi，jibanxizuijiaoqinqiyimoxiao，xinligumopansuan，haoxiangzhengjiudashijiegenrangzongmenlandiao，bingbuchongtuba。
ruoshimeijicuo，shuzhongjibanxiweiyidechuchangjihuihaishizaililiantuzhongbaohuxiaoshimei，beitouxi，ranhousile，qiyushijianjiushigetoumingren。
paohuidebunengzaipaohui……
zhixiaotaxinzhongsuoxiang，xitongyongzheyansudejiqiyinkuangdangjinggaota，“suzhuzizhong，raoluanzhuxianjianghuishoudaochengfa，kouqiane。”
纪半夕撇嘴。
de，xiaoshimeiyijiuyaojinzongmen，yijiuhuibeiqinglanzongneijigeyoumaobingdenanrenzhengqiang，yijiushituanchongyizhihua。
“daoshiwodebushile，wozheixinwozi，kebineishujiuhantiandebingchazihaileng，juranyaokouwodeqian……”
jibanxiditoutanqi，haiyiweinengbazhuxiandaiwaini。
xitong“……suzhushaoyinyangguaiqi。”
“nirucishuolai，daoxiandewojinjinjijiao。”
系统“呵呵……”
（屏蔽宿主中）
纪半夕“……”
nirangwobizuijiubizui，neiyetaimeimianzile。
tasurilansanlengxue，hunshendaici，danshigezilaishu，yeshigezhangzuijiunengrangrenxiangzoutadeyuyandashi。
jibanxicemukanzhetongjingzhongdeziji，mofabeiyuzanbanwanqi，limianshibaisezhangqun，yaojianxileheiseyaofeng，waimianyechuanlejianheisezhangshan。
buhuixiandetuwu，daoxiangshilengyuexiasuileyididexingshuang，youxiekongling。
huliyanweiqiao，yanweishangtiao，xiandeguaizhangsiyi，daiyoujieao，yiyankanshangqu，jiubushihaorede。