第6章
tadingzhetangshiwen，“nidaodishishei？”
youshizenmezhidaozheixiede？
tangshidandanhuida：“wojiushiwo，shiyansebuyiyangdeyanhuo。”
zhongchangdunshiyouxiexingeng，tadouzheimecanle，tajingranhaiyouxinqingkaiwanxiao！
songchiyuanxialingrangrenbahuapenjiwachulai。
zheihuapenbiniangjiudejiuganghaiyaodabushao，erlimianguoranmaizheyigexiaoxiaodeguhuihe，bujinruci，shuigangneibihuamanlefuzhuan......
tangshishangqianyongshouzhilingkonghuaxiayigefuzhuan，yixiajiupojieleshuiganglidezhenfa！
lianggehunpoconglimianpiaochulai，yigeshichuanzhehongsequnzi，zhangfapiaopiaodenvgui。
haiyouyigechuanzhezhongshixifu，shenzibitingdezhongniannanzi。
tahesongchiyuanyousiwufenxiangsi，rongmaojunlang......
“laozizhongyuchulaile！”ketayikaikoujiuhenbaoli，haiyaneyijiaobaneigenvguitifei，jianzhiyouduoyuantiduoyuan。
“made，sinvgui，niranglaozibuganjingle！nitmjiuchanlewobanian，laozideshoubeinipengguo，laozibuganjingle！laoziduoleni！”
songxiruchongguoqubaneigenvguihenhendedangqiuti。
gezhongtibaotadenaodai，tadesizhi，tadeshenti，tadexinzang......
唐诗看得目瞪狗呆。
好暴力的鬼叔叔！
nvguicanjiaolianlian，kegenbenbushitadeduishou，zhinengyingyingyingdekuzheqiurao：“laogong，nibietile......woneimeaini，nirenxinzheimeshanghaiwoma......”
“sinvgui，jiwobizui！woshiyoujiashidenanren，nitmshaolaiexinwo！”songxirusuiranyongjinbanfadesisuizheigeexindenvgui，danjiushibunengchedishasita。
tazhidaotangshihenlihai，touyebuhuideshuo：“xiaotudou，bangwomieleta。rangtahunfeiposan，yongbuchaosheng！”
小土豆？
tangshizuoyoukanlekan，nanyizhixindezhilezhiziji：“wo，xiaotudou？”
“zhangdezheimeai，bushixiaotudoushishenme？”
她很矮吗？
好歹一米六五吧！
raneryanqiandesongxiruqueyouyimibaliu。
songchiyuanyeyouyimibaqi......
tangshibaozhegebojiuzhengta，“shenmexiaotudou，daoshangdoujiaowoguijianchou。”
“jiaoshenmedoukeyi，nimielezheiwanyi，wojiubawozheierzisongjini。”songxiruyeyuchujingrendeshuo。
bijingtazheierzicongxiaodaoda，jihusuoyounvhaidouxiangdedaota。
tangshiquedeyile，“keshishushu，tayijingshiwode......”gegele。
songxirubudengtashuowanjiuzhenjingdejiaochulai：“zheixiaozibushirena，nihaiweichengnianba？”
tabenshikaiwanxiao，jieguotamenlaizhende？
“neiyouruhe？”tangshimanbuzaihu，“zhiyaoniqingwoyuanjiuxingle。”
songxirukanlekanwaimianderitou，shibushitasidetaijiu，waimiandeshidaoyijingbianle。
tangshijialeyiju，“buguowoyijingchengnianle，woshiba。”
“neiyehenxiao，haishigehaizi。zheichouxiaozi，jianzhijiushichusheng。”
“shushu，ruowogegeshichusheng，neinishishenme？”tangshihaoqifanwen。
songchiyuandeyanpitiaodongyixia。
takanbudaozijiqindiedeguihun，dancongtangshidanfangmiandeduihualaikan，tadounengcaidaotamenzaishuoshenme。
“douxiaqu。”songchiyuanfenfubaobiao，rangtamenyedaizhezhongchangyiqilikai。
dengrendouzoule，tawentangshi，“nengbunengrangwojianta？”
“tahuohaixiaohaizi，laozibuxiangjian！”songxirubuxiedeshuo，wanquanwanglegangcaishisheishuo，yaobatasongjitazheigexiaohaizi。
tangshirushizhuanda，“shushushuonihuohaixiaohaizi，tabuxiangjianni。buguogege，nishenmeshihouhuohaiwole？”
songchiyuanyoudiantoutong，taduizhekongqishuo，“nixiangtaiduole，rujinwohetashixiongmei。”
songxirutiaomei，rujinshixiongmei......
以后可就不一定了。
buguohaodaitahaimeineimesangxinbingkuang，jibuzeshi。
tangshiyonglinglijisongchiyuankailetianyan，tadunshijiukandaosiquduoniandeqindieweiyandezhanzaizijimianqian。
songchiyuandemouguangzhandouyixia，“ba......”
fuzilianglaibujixujiu，hongqunzidenvguiyoufengfengdiandiandefeiguolaixiangyaotieshangsongxiru。
tafanzaodewuqingyijiaotifei。
tangshiyegenzhehuachuyigefuzhuanjiangtadingzhu。
nvguizhongyubuzaiyingyingying，luchuxionghenzhengningdebiaoqing，“chouyatou，fangkaiwo！sheiyebunengzuzhiwohetazaiyiqi，nifangkaiwo！”
“guozao。”tangshiyigebazhanghuxiaoguoqu，nvguidunshibeishanzailuodichuangshangkoubuxialaile。
waimianzhenghaoyangguangchire，zhaoshezhezheimianboli，nvguizaiyangguangxiatongkudeshaiyugan......
songchiyuanbinglengkanyiyanneigenvgui，“tashishei？”
songxiruyinchenhuida，“yufengjiao。yiqianjiuchanzhelaozi，fanbushengfan。meixiangdaotmdesiledoubufangguowo！zhongchangni，zheihunqiuwoyaoshaleta。ruobushita，laoziqihuisilebeikunzaizheilizheimeduonian！”
zhongchangbeirendailejinlai，henhendediuzaidishang。
tadeshenshangkunbangzheshengzi，jiusuanmeirenkanzheyebudanxintafanji。
tangshixiaomimideyejitakailetianyan，songxiruyouyihehuta，zaitakailetianyandeshunjian，tajiushenchuxuelinlindeshuangshoumengranqiazhuzhongchangdebozi。
qishitabenlaimobudaoshiti，shitangshibangleyiba。
zhongchangturankandaogui，haishisiqudesongxiru......
tahairucikepadeqiazhutadebozi。
zhongchangdunshijiuhedejianjiao，yixiajiuniaoshilekuzi！
“lao，laoye......”zhongchangdeyachibutingdazhan，douyaopolezijideshetou。
“zhongchang，nirucihaiwo，jiwoxiadiyuba！”songxiruquanshenyinqidazhen，kongzhizhezhongchangdeshenti，rangtahunshenbinglengjiangying，wufadongdan。
yiguwuxingdeliliangqiazhetadebozi，yerangtawufahuxi。
zhongchangtongkudeshenchushetou，yanjingyekaishifanbaiyan。
jiuzaitachadianjiubeinongsideshihou，songxirulengyandiukaileta。
yidedaohuxi，zhongchangjiumangqiurao，“laoye，wobushiguyiyaohainide，nifangguowoba！wozhenbushiguyide！fengjiaoni......”
tazhongyuxiangqilaitadexinshangrenle。
zhongchangjiqiededaochuxunzhao，kandaoyigehongqunzidenvguitiezaibolichuangshangtongkudezhengzha。
tamanshenliaoraozheheiqi，mianrongcanbai，yankuang、zuichundoushiheise，ziyaliezuideyangzishifenkongbu。
“fengjiao！”zhongchangjiaochulai，xiangyaoguoqujiuta，quebeikunbangzhequanshenwufadongdan。
“achang，jiuwo......”yufengjiaokeliandeaiqiu，“woyaosile，kuaijiuwo！”
“laoye，shaoye，nimenfangguofengjiaoba，zheibushitadecuo，doushiwodecuo！zheiyiqiedoushiwozuode，qiunimenfangguotaba！”zhongchangguizaidishangkukuaiqiu。
tangshizezeleyixia，“tamingxianbuxihuanni，nihebihaizheimezaihuta？”
“wozhidao，keshiwoxihuantajiugoule。zheiyiqiedoubushifengjiaodecuo，nimenyaoshajiushawoba！”
“nilaoshijiaodaiyiqie，huoxuwohuikaolvyixia。”tangshiguyideshuo。
daolezheigeshihou，zhongchangyemeishenmehaoyinmande，zhinenglaolaoshishidebayiqieshuochulai。