全场鸦雀无声。
gangcaimenxiadizizhengqiangyinpiaoyijinghendiurenle，jidazongpaidezhuzunliansebujia。
yitingqianyishanhainaqianwururen，tamengengshinaonu。
“qianyishan，buyaoyiweiyoujigechouqian，jiukeyizaifengxiandadianshangweisuoyuwei！qiansusuhaowulinggen，tanengrulinxuanbenjiushigexiaohua，rucangfengbuweijinqiannuyi，buyouernvqingzhang，shiweidayi——”
“danilaolaogetuier，nizheizuialeyoujinianleba？zheimewei！shenmezongani？”
钱一山直接开骂。
guanjiafushushangqianxiaoshengtixing：“laoye，tashinanhaijianzongdeyiweizhanglao。”
“nanhai？chouniqiuzhandianhaishui，zhenbazijidanghaixianle，xiayige！”
“你、你——”
susuyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao，qixijifanzheteng，kesoubuzhi，shangkouzaiduliuxue。
qianyishanxintengbuyi，duoleduojiao，zhijiesangenshouzhitou：
“sanwanliang！zhiyaowojiasusuxiuyinian，wobianfengyinian，woruolaosile，woqianjiazisunhoudai，yedangzunwoyiming，shidaijingfeng！”
fushuxiaoshengkesoutixing：“laoye，shirenjiezhi，nizhiyoudaxiaojieyigehaizila。”
qianyishanhuangran，zushangjibeizichuanxiadeqiancai，xixiajingzhiyoususuyige？
duia，zhiyouyigesusu，jialideqiandoushitade，neitamadehaiyouyushenme！
tadashouyihui，zhijiejiama：“shiwanliang！”
“qianyishan！nigoule！”
quenanzhishizaitingbuxiaqule，taliumeidaoshu，zhizhechangzhongsuoyouzongmenjiaopaidao：
“zhongzhouxiuxian，yiwofengxianzongweizun，nizhangzheyoujigechouqian，jiuxiangzaizheiliyaowuheliu?bushinianzheniduiwocangfenggegeyouenyuzhiqing，mailedanyaojiwogege，rangwogege——”
“haoleyatou，nibuyaoshuole，niyizhigegegegede，woyiweiniyaoxiadanle。”
“ni，nizheigechoulaotou，woyaoshaleni！”quenanzhiqifengle。
“南枝，你退下。”
cangjingchenwendeshengyinchuanlai，fengxianzongfuzongzhuquexishituikaidianmen，congdianzhongzoulechulai。
taxiuxiashengfeng，shenxingqingjue，dangdeqiyimenzunzhudezongshiqidu。
“yishanxiong，jinrinaojushikeerzhiba。”
“nilaidezhenghao，jishoulewodeyinzi，weiheshiyanerfei，haizhongshanglewonver？”
“nidangrihujiaonanchan，weilefengxiandadianshunlijinxing，wozhinengzanqiedayingni，nisonglaideyinziwoyifenmeidong，dainixiashanyibingbanzouba……zhiyususushoushang，cangfenghuihun，zheiganqingzhishiwomenzheixiezhangbeibubianchashou，nanzhishiyouxiejiaoheng，huiquwozihuiguanjiaotade。”
goutingledouyaotou，susuxinzhonglengheng：
gongranpitui，huihunsharen。
taqingmiaodanxiedeyiju‘bubianchashou、youxiejiaoheng’jiuxiangzheyanguoqule？
haishenmefuzongzhu，guoranshifunv，liuzhichuanwangba，yigenzhishangdelanhuo。
“nibuyaoshuofeihua，wonverbukenengzheiyangbeinimenqifu。”
“nixiangruhe？susumeiyouxiuxianlinggen，zhongrenjiezhi，nihekumianqiang？”
“zenme，meiyoulinggenjiubunengxiuxianle？”
“ziran，meiyouzongmenhuishouta。”
“wobuxin。”qianyishanzixinyaotou，tadashengdao：“shiwanliang，shiwanliang，wozaiwenyibian，youmeiyourenshou，youmeiyourenshou？”
susutangzairuanjiashang，ganjuezijishiyiduifeipin，shiwanliangdoumeirenshoudefeipin。
suiranguochengyoudiandiuren，danjiejukeyitangping，tayexinranjieshou。
“qianyishan，nibuyaodiurenxianyanle，zheilidoushixiuxiandazong，zaobuchishisuzhiwu，qiongfenglecaihuizibianshenjia，peinifengpeininao，haibukuaidiangunxiashanqu！”
neigeyiweizhanglaotieqingzhelian，yangshengshuodao。
changzhongjiliaowusheng，meirenfandui，danyemeirenfuhe。
jigedazongdoulianseguguai，youzhongxinzaidixuedewuligan。
shiwanliang，budongxinshibukenengde，danfengxianzongzaishang，sheiyebugandezuita！
quexishishuodeduia，yaobushiqiongfengle，sheigangongranjiaobanfengxianzong？
“shiwanliang，shiwanliang……shiwanliangwohaikeyizaijiae。”
diediedeshengyinmingxianyouxiehoujingbuzule。
tingdaocichu，susudehuxipingwenle，xinyebujile，xiangyitiaoxianyutangpingle。
takaishisikao，huijiadiyidunyaochixieshenme？shouleshang，biranchibulexinla。
burubaogelaoyatanghaole？
……
“我们，可以收。”
ruoruodeshengyin，zaicikexiangyidaojinglei，pideyitiaolaoxianyufanleshen。
谁？谁来收废品了？
真的是穷疯了啊。
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fengxianzongdeguanxizaidongshou，mulinggaokuo，qishibufan。
qitayoutouliandedazongmenyefenlieliangbian，tamenhongmumenjia，denglongcaifan。
susujiannanzhuandongbozi，zhongyuzhaodaoleneigeqiongfengledexiaomenpai——
tajizaizuijiaoluo，bieshuochashuiguoyinle，jiushizhefengbiyudecaopengzidoumeiyou。
yibatiaodengshangjiujilelianggeren。
yigepengzhekaohongshu，yuemobajiusuidenanhaizi；yigemeimuwenqian，yiqunbosudenianqingnvzi。
fangcaishuohuadezhengshineiyiweiwenqiannvzi。
qianyishandaxi，mangwendao：“buzhiguipaishi——？”
nanhaizifangxiashouzhongfanshu，shuangshoujuqiyikuaimupai，shangmiandadaxiezhesangezi：
‘弑仙派’！
susuxinzhongdihu：haodiao！haofangu！
wenqiannvzilianshangyihong，manglalelananhaizideshou：“yunyi，nixiecuola。”
neigejiaoyunyidenanhaizimaitoufenbijishu，suihouzaidujupai：
‘shixianzongzhidonghaifenpaizhiqiongjizhipai’
susu：shixian？shixian？yizizhicha，qijiequanwua！
buguoganzheiyanghefengxianzongjiaoban，qiongjipai？shiyoudianqiongxiongjiedeyisile。
tatoutoumiaoleyiyanquexishidelianse——budahao，xiangciqilieledaofenger。
感觉有被冒犯到？
dagaichijiaobupachuanxiede，buruliudexiaoqiongpai，yebupadezuishenmerenle。
“nalilaidedaoluande？shixianzongyiqianduonianqianjiumiepaile！haidonghaifenpaini。yigexiaohaiyigenvren，zhaoyaozhuangpianyebutiaodifang……shei？sheifangtamenjinlaide？”
yiweizhanglaoyoutiaochulaile。
qianyishanzuikanbuguanta，likefanbo：“ninanhaide，renjiadonghaide，youbufangainimaihaixian，nixiaqijingshenme？”
“shen、shenme？”yimeizhanglaohaicongweizheiyangbeirenmaitaiguo。
zheishi，fuzefengxiandadianhejimingedeneimendizikaikou：“shizun，zhongzhouzhunxianjishangqueshiyouqiongjipaidemingzi！zhiyu……zhiyushibushishixianzongdefenzhi，diziqueshibuzhi。”
quexishiliansegengjianingzhongle。
qianyishanhaleyisheng：“dengjizaoce，zhunxianyouming，wojiasusutouletamen，jinhouxiuxianshilian，nimensheiganburen？……qiongshiqiongleyidian，xiaoshixiaoleyidian，buguomeiguanxi，qianlaoziyoudeshi，kehuaqiandedanzi，bingbushisheirendouyoude！”
“ruobujinfengdenvren，ruchouweigandehaizi，zaogaixianjichumingle！”
yimeizhanglaomengyiduojiao，pingdijuanqikuangfeng，maotouzhizhiqiongjipai。
liantisanjing，yimeiyizhidisanqifujing。
xiulianbuguoshijiniandezongmendizi，jihuquandangbuzhutazheiyiduojiao，langbeipazaidishang，yiciduobikuangfeng。
“a，wodefanshu！”yunyishouzhongfanshufeile，tashifennaonu。
wenqiannvziyimeipiaolepiao，wenxiaozhelazhuleta：“biezhuile，nongzangjiubuhaochile。”
yiweishale，zhongrenjiesha：
qifujinggaoshoudequanliyiji，tazhifeilefanshu，tazhipiaoleyimei？
yunyidengleyimeiyiyan，ranhouxunsucongshenhoudezhumiexianglinachuyijuanhua，yigediaoqixianglu，yizhihuokouchawan。
tazoudaosusugenqian：“qianjiajiejie，kuaibaishitoumenba，zheililingwoyanfanderenhaoduo，wodengbujile。”
susuxindao：dengbujijiukuaizouba，gezihuijia，gezhaogema。
qianyishanhefushuyirenyibianjiangsusuchanqi：“baishi，zheijiubai，zenmebai，wangnabai？”
susuzhengzhaleyixia，naodaiyinweiwulichuilexialai。
yunyimanyidiantou，dianqixianglu，doukaishouzhonghuajuan，zhizhehuazhongmiyanshanxiaodenanzi：
“zheishishifu，nikelezheigetoujiusuantourushimenle，wojiaoyunyi，binizaorushimen，yihouniyaojiaowoshixiong。”
susu：wo……meiyou……ketou！
“zheishidashijie，xiadaodao，nijitajingyibeicha，tahuibangnibaochoude。”
susu：zheimewenrouqiandandenvzi，zenmejiaozheigeminger？haiyou，tabuxuyaobaochou，tazhixianghuijiatangpinga……
“bu……bubi……”susujiannankaikou，bubimafan。
qianyishangandongdereleiyingkuang，zixinchengweinverzuiti：“tashuo，bubishouruan~”