zheiyishijian,tangsenghesunwukongbuyueertongdemengdezhengkaishuangyan,jianmeilinglie,zhouweidemiwudoushunjiantuikaisanmiyuan。
shitusirenbuzhiheshibeifenkai,sunwukonghetangsanzangxinglaideyishunjiufaxiantongbanbuzaishenbian,limahaobutingliudetaijiaoxunzhaoguoqu。
erbeichilidiuchuqudenazha,yezaizheiyikezhengkaileshuangyan。
tahanliedeyanmoulishitaotiandenuyi,tazhangbeiyishen,huojianqiangpingkongchuxian。
gaisiwoyaonie,jingranbatakunzaihuanjinglijitian,ranglijingneigegaisijiahuoexintazheimejiu!!
简直罪不可恕!
nazhazhuanshenkanxiangdongfu,feishentazhefenghuolunjiuchongjinqu。
keshidongfulisitongbada,fangfodixiamigong,nazhayishibanhuiergenbenzhaobudaochili。
nazhawozhehuojianqiangdeshouyonglidefabai,tajiubuxintabuchulai!!
nazhazhijiekaishibaolihuihuaidongfu,suodaozhichuyipianfeixu。
shalingzhoubeizheidongjingjingleyixia,suihouxinlishengqiyizhenjidong。
看来是有人苏醒了!
kanzheisuduhebaolichengdu,yinggaishineigelingzhuzinazhale。
sunwukongsuiranyebushishenmekeqideren,danshizhishaonianguojinianshu,buhuizheimebaoli。
shalingzhoubandunzhe,ganghaohoubeiduizhedongkou,jiashangtadeshentidongbule,tagenbenkanbujianshenhoudeqingkuang。
rangshalingzhouqiguaideshi,zheimedadongjing,guancailineixiaozijingranhaishuidezhe!
sunwukonghetangsanzangtingjianyuanchuchuanlaidedongjing,xinshunjianjiutidaosangziyan,limachaoneibianganguoqu。
meiguoduojiu,shalingzhoujiuganjuedaoneipohuaideshengyinyuelaiyuejin,jihushunjian,jiudaoletadeshenhou。
shalingzhouhaimeiyoulaidejixichuwangwai,jiuganjueyidaojiqiangdeshayidaizhesanmeizhenhuodezhuorecongtashenhouyixunleizhishiciguolai。
yigeniantouzaishalingzhoudenaohailishanguo。
wanle,zheinazhabuhuibazijirenchengneiyaoguaileba!?
要老命了!!!
shalingzhoufengkuangxiangyaoduobi,naihezijideshentijiushibunengyidongfenhao。
沙灵粥破大防:
“wo**dayedechilia!!”
bansuizheshalingzhoudecanjiao,shalingzhoushunjianbeiyigugengkuaidesuduzhuanyi,kankanduoguoneibahuojianqiang。
“铿!!”
huojianqianghenhencichuanshalingzhouganggangbaozhedefushidetoulu,ranhoufeichuqucharuqiangbideyanjingli,zhanyelimaliulexialai。
shalingzhoutongkongdizhen,jinghunweidingdetaliansecanbaibukan,rutonggaozhongkaoshishideshuxueshijuandatika。
nidayede,hesinidiele!
buguohaozai,shalingzhouganjuezijinengdongle。
“啊~”
chilizheishimanyouyoudecongguancailipachulai,haiyifumeishuixingdeyangzi,dalegehaqian。
nazhayishenshou,huojianqianglimafeihuitadeshouli。
tapiaoliangdeyanjingkanxiangshalingzhoushi,lenglebanmiao,suihouyoubashixianluozaiguancaishangxialaidechili。
yuanlaitaganggangrencuorenle,buguo,duiyutalaishuo,dounengsi。
chilizhuantoukanxiangshalingzhou,kantahunshenlangbeibukandeyangzi,chaofengdao:
“真是废物。”
shalingzhou:“......”
zhiyouyuanwangniderenzhidaoniyouduoyuanwang。
nazhaliezuiyixiao,jingzhideliansedangkaiyigeshixuedexiao:
“kunzhuwoshi,nijiuyinggaishasiwode。”
huabi,nazhadeshentiyijinghuashenchengweiyidaocanyingchaochilixijiguoqu。
nazhadesudutaikuaile,chilijihubiwukebi。
danshitadelianshangquemeiyouyisihuangluandeshense,guoran,zainazhadehuojianqiangjijiangpengdaotadeqianyimiao,chilideshentituranbianchengyizhenheiyan,ranhouxiaosanzaiyuandi。
nazhapulegekong,xiayimiao,chilideshentichuxianzainazhadeshenhou,tashouzhongchuxianyibasishenliandao,chaozhenazhahenhenwanxiaqu。
zheiyishunfashengdetaikuai,shalingzhouxinshunjiantidaosangziyan,yiweinazhaduobuguoqule。
keshixiayimiao,nazhashenhouzhangchuledisanzhishou,nazheqiankunquandangxialechilidegongji。
yucitongshi,nazhadedisizhishouyenazheyinjianhenhenchaochilicixiaqu。
chilijingleyixia,lianmanghuashenyanwuduobi。
danhaishimanleyibu,beijiancishangleshoubei。
chilideshenyingzaiyicichuxianzaiguancaishang,tachuimoukanxiangzijideshoubei,shoubeideshangkoumeiyouliuxue,bingqieyirouyankejiandesuduyuhe。
tayandiyouxieyiwaidekanzhenazha:
“santouliubei,youdianshili。”
nazhashiyigerenhenhuabuduode,tameiyoujiehua,ershiyoutiqianggongji。
liangrenfeilaifeiqudedadou,danshichilidouzaiduo,nazhagenbenpengbudaota。
shalingzhouzhidaozijibangbushangmang,zhuanshenjiuxiangpao。
jieguogangzhuanshenjiuhecongdongkoupaojinlaidesunwukongzhuangzaiyiqi。
“哎呦!!”
shalingzhoudexiaoshenbanzhijiebeisunwukongzhuangfeichuqu,etouyebeizhuangchuyigedabao。
sunwukongzhijianguaijiaochuyigeheiyingchongshanglai,laibujiduobidetayibuxiaoxinjiuzhuangshangle。
jieguodingjingyikan,jingranshizijizhengdanxindeshalingzhou。
sunwukonglianmangbashalingzhoufuqilai,jianmeijincu,meiyujiandaizhedanxin:
“xiaoshidi,meishiba?!buhaoyisi,wobushiguyide。”
shalingzhoutoushangyiquanxingxingdazhuan:“meishi。”
shalingzhouyaoleyaonaodai,suihoulimashiyisunwukong:
“dashixiong,neiyaoguaigeneini!nazhazhengzaihetadoufa,nikuaiqubangta!”
sunwukongjianshalingzhouzhendemeishenmedashi,dunshiyixuanzhedexinjiuandinglexialai。
tazhuantoukanxiangzhengzaidadoudeerren,yandishanguoyisinuyi。
该死的妖怪!
竟然敢抓他师弟!
nazhazheishiyekanjianlesunwukong,tayizhibengzhedelianshangzongsuanshiluchuyimodanxiao:
“dasheng!haojiubujian!”
sunwukong,shinazhajishaoshubutaoyanderenzhiyi。
sunwukongshiyishalingzhoubaohuhaozijishi,limafeishenjiaruzhandou。
“santaizi,wolaizhuni。”
jiansunwukongyelaile,shalingzhouyebupaole,zhijiezuoxiajiliangrenjiayouzhuwei。
chilishiliburuo,zaijiashangtadutedeshufa,jingranzaisunwukonghenazhalianshouduifutadeqingkuangxiahainengjianchijishigehuihe。
keshimanmande,tayekaishichiliqilai。
nazhakanzhunshiji,zhijiepaochufabao:
“九龙神火罩!”
chiliyigebushen,shunjianjiubeikunzhu。
jishishizheiyangjibiededayao,xiangyaozhengtuoyezhishaoxuyaoyizhuxiangdeshijian。
jiutiaohuolongxianghuchanrao,bachiliweizaizhongyang。
nazhayanlishanguoshixue,talinqizhangqiangjiudasuanyiqianglejieta。
sunwukongmilemiyanjing,suihoulianmangzuzhilenazha。
nazhabumingsuoyi:“dashengzheishiheyi?”
sunwukongqueshiyinazhakanxiangchili。
“你看他的脸。”
nazhakanleyiyan,suijilimayikaishixian:
“难看至极。”
sunwukongquexiaodao:“nizaikanyiyan。”
shuozhe,sunwukongyihuishou,yidaofashudaguoqu。
“嘭!”
yigemianjubeidaluo,shenhuozhaolidechililuchubenlaimianmu。
yizhangjunlianbaixiruyu,lianxingliuchang,xiabaxuejian,wuguanjingzhizhangyang,huotuotuodeyigemeinanzi。
shalingzhoubukezhixindedengdayanjing。
gaobantianzheigechilizhangzheimehaokan!?
chilixianranbuyiwai,tagouchunqingxiao:
“huoyanjinjing,kandezhenqing。”
shalingzhou:“......”
zheigemenshiyayunwangma?zaozhidaochidianbiyunyaole。
sunwukongxinshenglinglong,zirankanchulaichiliyouyiwuyidekanxiangbeitadaluodemianju,xiangshihenzaihu。
sunwukonglengxiaoyisheng,suihoubamianjujianqilai,shangxiaguanchaleyifan。
chiliyuanbenshensedandan,danshicikequeyouxiejinzhang。
sunwukonggouchun,suihouqingqingwojinshouzhang。
“住手!!”
chilidahanyisheng,keshihaishiwanle,mianjuzaisunwukongdeshouzhonghuazuojifen。
chilibukezhixindekanzhezijidemianjubeihui,taotiandenuyishunjianranhongtademouzi。
“孙悟空!!”
sunwukongzhazhayan:“aiya!shouhuale。”
shalingzhoukanjianzheiyimu,anziyaotou。
zheihouzihaizhenshiqisirenbuchangming。
zhengdangshalingzhoukandeqijingshi,shenhouquechuanlailetangsanzangdeshengyin:
“灵粥。”
shalingzhouwenshenghuitou,guorankanjiantangsanzangzhanzaitashenhou。
shalingzhouyouxiejingyadexiaodao:“shifu!nimeishenmeshiba!?”
meixiangdaotangsanzangjingranyezheimekuaijiuconghuanjingzhongchulaile,zheiyuanzhuzhendeshijingongcankaoa。
tangsanzangyaoyaotou:“weishimeishi,lingzhou,zheilijiaojinidashixionghenazhajiuxingle,nixianhewolikaizheili,qujiubajie。”
shalingzhoujuedetangsanzangshuodehenyoudaoli,limadiantou:
“haodeshifu,neiwomenkuaizouba。”
tangsanzangdiandiantou,suihoulimazhuanshenlikai,shalingzhouyeganjingenshang。
sunwukongzheibian,kanlenazhayiyan,suihouxiaodao:
“santaizi,xianzainikeyishaletahuiqujiaochale。”
sunwukongzhidao,zaizheiliyudaonazhabingbushiqiaohe,zheiyaonieshixiulianqianniandedayao,yikanjiushiyudipainazhaqianlaijiangfude,tamenzhishiganghaopengjianeryi。
nazhadiandiantou,suihoutiqizhangqiangyijianciruchilideshenti。
chilimianshangchuxianyimotongkudeshense,suihoushentihuazuofeihui。
sunwukongqueganjueyouxiebudui,talimahuitouchaoshalingzhouganggangzhandefangxiangkanguoqu,keshinalihaiyoushalingzhoudeshenying?
“上当了!!”