西游:穿成沙僧后妖怪都想囚禁我第16章

shalingzhoumeimouzhengdeliuyuan,yandiyouzhenjing,yeyouyihuo。

yuanzhuzhongnazhabingmeiyouchuxianzaizheili,erqiezheigenazhazhangdeyetaipiaoliangleba!

bimanhuazhongdehaokantaiduole,dankanqilaiyebimanhuazhongdegengbuhaore。

tiantingsandafanguzi,jingranyoulianggedoubeizheiyaoguaikunzhuguo。

chilitingdaoshalingzhoudehua,tingzhujiaobu,weiweiceshendao:

“认识?”

shalingzhouwenyanlimayaotou,suihoufanyingguolaibutuo,youlimadiantou。

“bunengsuanrenshi,yinweiworenshita,taburenshiwo,santanhaihuidashennazha,yinggaimeirenburenshiba?”

螭离闻言耻笑一声:

“shenmesantanhaihuidashen,buguoshigemaotouxiaozi,beiwozheimiwudoukunzhusiwutianle,haizhengtuobule。”

shalingzhouwenyangaxiaoliangsheng:“shiashia,chilidarenyoushuaiyouqiangda,xiaodepeifupeifu。”

是你妈个锤子!

jingrangankanbuqishashennazha,dengtachulaiyounihaoguozichi。

zaikanyuanzhushi,shalingzhouchulesunwukongzhiwai,zuixihuanderenjiushinazha。

suishuotahunshenshaqi,zhishabudu,danshizheigejiaosebeikehuadehenbaoman,rangrentaoyanbuqilai,zhihuitongqingtadezaoyu。

zuizuizuizhuyaodeshi,zaiyuanzhuzhong,nazhaderongmaosanjiediyi,nanshengnvxiang,jingmeiwubi。

danyeyinweiwaimaozongshibeiwuyanhuiyusuoweirao,zheiyeshizaochengtabaolideyuanyinzhiyi。

chiliqinghengyisheng,suihoushiyishalingzhougenshangziji。

shalingzhouhuitoukanleyiyannazhadefangxiang,xinlibaliangbaliangdezhuanshenjindong。

kanyangzinazhayinggaizaisunwukongdeqianmiansuxing。

nazhadage,nikeyaozaodianxingguolaiya,wohaizhiwangnilaijiumingni。

shandongliguoranrutongshalingzhousuoxiangdeneiyang,guiqisensen,baigubiandi。

yilushangyonglaizhangdengdedoushirendetougu,qiangbilihaixiangqianzheyixiefushi,tamendeyanjing,haihuigenzheshalingzhoudeshentiyidong。

yanshenkongbutanlan,rangshalingzhoutoupifama。

zouledagaishijifenzhong,zhongyulaidaoleyigekuanchangdeshandong。

shandongzhongyangyouyikouhendaguancai,sizhouchulebaigu,haiyoujijusilemeiduojiuzhengzaifulandeshiti,kongqizhongquanshifuchouwei,xundeshalingzhouliansecanbai。

chilichajuedaoshalingzhouganoudedongzuo,zhoumeizhuanshen:

“zenmele?nikanqilaihaoxianghenxianqi?”

shalingzhouzhendehenbuxiangdezuiyanqianzheizundafo,danshizheichouweizhichongtadenaomen,rangtazhijiexiangyuandishengtian。

tazhinengyingzhetoupiweiwandeshuo:

“buhaoyisige,nishuoshenme?ganggangtaichoulemeitingqing。”

chiliwenyanyileng:“chou?nalichou?”

沙灵粥差点哭了:

“ge,zheimeduofulandeshiti,niwenbujianma?”

chili:“wowenbujiana,guimeiyouxiujue。”

沙灵粥:“……”

chilisuijilengxiaoyisheng,yandidaizheshayi:

“wozanshifangguoni,budaibiaohuiyizhifangguoni,haiganxianqiwodedongfu,wokannishihuonile。”

shalingzhoulimabaizhengbiaoqing:

“geshuodeshenmehua?!wozenmekenenghuixianqi?wokexihuanzheixiesishile!”

chilitiaomei,yandishayilveweisanqu:

“哦?是吗?”

shalingzhoubiaoqingjiandingdefangfoyaorudang:

“绝无虚言。”

chilishenshouzhilezhifulanchengduzuigaodeyijushiti:

“neinijinwannijiubaozhetashuiba。”

shalingzhoutongkongdizhen:“a?!”

chililengxiao,yibuyibuchaoshalingzhoubijin:

“zenme?nibuyuanyi?nandaoniganggangdoushiqipianwoma?wogaosuni,wozuitaoyanbierenpianwo。”