taqidezuichunfadou，zenmeyemeiliaodao，jingranbeiyigeruchouweiqiandechouxiaozibaileyidaoer！
tazirenweijiangzijiguoqudeheilishiyinmandehenhao，qishimindaodishizenmechadaode？
xuyanchucikeganjuezijixiangshizuocuoleshenmeshiyiban，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan：“dui......duibuqi......”
tabuzhidaozijiweishenmeyaoshuoduibuqi，sihumuqinbuxiwangtachuxian，yebingbuzhidaotalaizheilideshi。
kezhiqiantamenfenmingshuo，shimuqinyaojietaguolaide......
guoleshifenzhong，luxueyaozhujianlengjingxialai，duixuyanchushuodediyijuhuashi：“siyatou，nihaicanwole！”
zheijuhua，jihushicongyafenglijichulaide。
xuyanchuyizhibiezhedeyanleizhongyujuedi，tadecunzaiyuanlaibingbubeirenherenqidai，suoyoudeqiwanghuanmie，yadetashouruodejianbangdalalexialai，suizheqiangrendewuyan，qingqingdoudong。
luxueyaokanzhexinfan，jiaolaiyongren：“xianbatadaixiaqushoushiyixia，bierangtadaolaoyezigenqianhuangyou。”
zheiyiwan，xuyanchushuizaiyongrenfangli，tingjianzhaizilidezhengchaoxiangcheledabanye。
tatingbuqingzhengchaodeneirong，dantingdechumuqindeshengyin。
tatongkudebazijiguojinbeizilisisiwuzhuerduo，weilebukuchushenglai，shengshengjiangzuichunyaopo。
buyaota，weishenmeyaobatashengxialai？
翌日。
kansipinghedezaoshang，qizhairuodadefantingliquebotaoyongdong。
qijiafuzimianduimianzuozaicanzhuoqian，qiyunhaidelianseshifennankan：“kanlaipingriliwohaishitaizongrongnile。”
“he。”qishiminbujinfachuyishengqingchi，shenchendemouzili，jinshihuian。
buguanbuwen，yesuanzongrongme？
tadefanyinggouqileqiyunhaigengdadebukuai，kuanhoudeshouzhangzaizhuomianpaichuyishengjuxiang：“nixiaoshenme？！”
qishiminwuweidesongsongjian：“juedehaoxiaojiuxiaole。”
可不就是好笑么？
pingshibuguantachuangleduodadehuo，qiyunhailianmatadoulande。
rujinjiuyinweitabaneigenvrenjieguohunyouguohaizideshiertanzailemingmianshang，qiyunhaijingrandaqingzaojiuzhaotadebutongkuai。
qiyunhaibaonuerqi：“chouxiaozi，qijiahailunbuzhenishuolesuan！nizheifuyinyangguaiqideyangzi，gennimayigedexing！”
qishiminqingkouzaizhuoyandeshouzhimudeshoujin。
turan，jijiangranqidexiaoyan，beitingyuanlixiangqidechaonaoshengjieduan。
luxueyaolazheshuiyanxingzhongdexuyanchudashengkuhaozhewangmenkoubenqu：“nizouba，buguannishisishihuo，wodougubushangnile，sheimeiyougenianqingbudongshideshihou？womingbubinihao，yaoguaijiuguainineigaisidedie！shitahuilewo，yehuileni......”
xuyanchushibeiluxueyaocongbeiwolishengshenglinchulaide，shenshangzhichuanzheyijiandanyi。
hanlengheerbiandehaokujiangtaxunsulahuixianshi，zuotiantacaigangjiandaomuqin，shenzhihaimeilaidejixuxujiu，jiuyaobeiganzou......
tadongshidemeiyoufankang，zuoyedezhengchaoshenghaiyingraozaierbian，tazhidao，mamayehenweinan，huoxubingfeiwanquanbuaita，duiba......？
zheidongjing，chenggongxiyindaoleqizhaishangxiasuoyourendezhuyi，ziranyebaokuozaifantingdeqijiafuzi。
qiyunhaihenhennileqishiminyiyan，yayizhenuhuoqishenchuqu。
qishiminmeiyougenshangqu，zhishinuobudaochuangbianyilianxixuedeqiaozhetingyuanli‘changxi’denvren。
luxueyaoshengdemeiyan，shuyuneizhongnongyanmeiren，jibianwuzhuangrongyenengqiaochujifenyaoyan。
xushizuoyedezhengchaorangtawumian，yehuoxushikeyide，tameiyouhuazhuang，xiandeshifenqiaocui。
shenshangchulegouleshenduandeshuiqunzhiwai，zhipizheyijianbobodewaitao，zuichunbeidongridehanfengchuideganzaofanbai，duolejifenbingtaidemei，zhenzhenshiwojianyoulian。
jiandaoqiyunhai，luxueyaoyanleiluodeqiadaohaochu，zhenzhulisidetangguolianjia，jiangdongdesesefadoudexuyanchupiezaiyipang，shentiyiwai，kaozaileqiyunhaihuaizhong：“yunhai，shiwoduibuzhuni，meiyoushixiantanbai，kewoyeshinianqingbudongshibeiqipian，sheidouyoufancuodeshihou，wogenlenizheimeduonian，yizhibenbenfenfen，nishizhidaode......”
qiyunhainianjinsishicaiyoudeqishiminzheigeerzi，rujintayiguobanbai，danyiranshenxingtingba，shangnengbuzhuodaonianqingshidefengmao，meirenzaihuai，daoyebuweihe，fanerxiandeshifenhexie。
tataishoujianghuaizhongnvrenshaoshaogekai，chenshengkaikou：“laidoulaile，jiuliuxiaba。”
zheihuayichu，buguangluxueyaohexuyanchu，lianchuanghoudeqishimindoujingdelengzhule。