第1章 开局一匹马 大闹天宫揍神仙

“zhanzhu,xiaotou,nalipao?babaojilaozifangxia......”

“wangbadan,laozirangnizaizhui!”

噗!

baidaozijinhongdaozichu,xuyue...zu!

......

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,guangmingquzhuheian,xuyueyishihuifu,youyouxinglai。

“womeisi?”xuyuexianshiyizhenjingxi,ranhoujiumengle,yinweixuyuefaxianzijijingranbianchengleyipima。

这怎么可能?

huran,yidaojiyiliuzaixuyuenaohaizhongfuxian。

tashitiantingyumajianbimawenshouxiadetianma,benlaishiweiyudizhangbairenchongdanglachedezuoqijieguoyinweifanlexing,jiangyudishuaifan,haideyudizaizhongxianmianqiandiuleyanmian,yaojiangtachusi。

erzhideyitideshi,zheiyirendebimawenjiushiqitiandashengsunwukong。

这是西游世界!

xuyueqianshimeishaokanxiyouleidetongrenwen,danshizhenluodaozijishenshangdeshihou,xuyuechulemenghaishimeng。

“kakaka!”liangminghuangjinlishichongleguolai,buyoufenshuodebianjiangxuyuejisuoshangle,daishanglezhanyaotai,tongshidashenghedao,“zuimajingraotianwei,qizuidangzhu,lijizhanshou!”

嗖!

huangjinlishidehuayinluoxia,xuyuebeianzailezhanyaotaishang,binglengdezhadaorangxuyuegandaocigudehanleng。

xuyuexiangyaozhengzhataoli,danshilianggehuangjinlishi,quesisideezhizhexuyue,rangxuyuedongdanbude!

beiaizhiji,xuyuezhinengnumazeilaotianzaishuata,sileyicibuxinghaiderangxiaoyezaisiyicima?neiniranglaozichuanyuegansha,chuanyueyimiaoyouma?nidayede!

yiranrenming,xuyuewunaidebishangleyanjing。

ranerguolehaojiu,xuyuedoumeiyouganjuedaodaofujiashendeneizhongganjue。

xuyueyihuodezhengkaileyanjing,xiayike,xuyuemengle,zhijianshijianzaizheiyikedouhaoxiangdinggeleside,zhanyaodaoxuanzaixuyuedebozishangkongliangcunchu,tongshiliangminghuangjinlishiyejingzhizhule,lianshanghaicunzaizheneizhongzhengningdebiaoqing。

怎么回事?

“ding,faxiansuzhu,qihedubaifenzhibai,shifoubangdingchaojishenshoujinhuachoujiangxitong?”turan,yidaojixiedelengmoshengyin,zaixuyuenaohaizhongxiangqi。

“banga,haizisilenilainaile,zaoganshenmequle!kuaibangdinga!”xuyuechoumaleyifan,danshihaishixinzhongyouxiejidong,jinshouzhizhongyulaile,zaibulaidianjinshouzhidehua,zhenyaozaiguayicile。。

“zuncongsuzhudeyiyuan,chaojishenshoujinhuachoujiangxitongkaishibangding。”

“ding,chaojishenshoujinhuachoujiangxitongbangdingchenggong,shoucijianglisuzhusancichoujiangjihui,shifouxianzaijinxingchouqu?”

“chouqu!”xuyuexinzhongshuodaozheihaiyongwen?

suizhexuyueshuochuchouquerzi,xuyuedemianqianfuxianleyigezisezhuanpan,zhuanpandeheisezhizhenbuduandexuanzhuanzhe,erzaizhuanpandexiafangyouyigehongsedeanniu,xuyueshenxileyikouqi,yongyiniananlexiaqu,zhizhentinglexialai。

“ding!gongxisuzhuhuodedaluojinxianxiuweitiyankayizhang!”

“ding!gongxisuzhuhuodetianmaxuemaichuanchengjiyi,huodechuanchengjinengtianmajisu,tianmaliuxingquan。”

“ding!gongxisuzhu,huodejiuzhuanxuangongqiansanceng。”

“ding!suzhuchufaxinshourenwu,danaotiangong,renwushibai,mosha!”

“wotian,danaotiangong?naoni!”xitongtishidexinshourenwu,rangxuyueshaleyan,zheidanaotiangongshisheidounengnaodema?

buguoxitongbingbujixuyuefanyingdejihui!

shijianjingzhidezhuangtaixiaoshile,binglengdezhadao,jixuzhuiluo!

吓的许岳脸都白了。

qianjunyifazhishi,xuyuejifaledaluojinxianxiuweitiyanka。

轰隆隆!

shashijian,xuyuedeshenshangbaofachuleyigujingtiandongdideqixilai,wuqiongdeleidianyingraozaixuyuezhoushen,fangfojingshiqiangzhexianshileyiyang。

zheiguqixi,diyishijianbojilezhenggetianting,shidetiantingdouweizhizhendong,ershenpangdeliangminghuangjinlishigengshizaishunjianbeinianchenglezhazha!

“hefangyaonie,danganzaitiantingfangsi?”sidaoshenyinglianmeierlai,yirenshouchihunyuanzhenzhusan,yirenshouchibiyupipa,yirenshouchiqingguangbaojian,yirenshouchizijinlonghuahudiao。

cisirenzhengshikanshounantianmendesidatianwang。

buyoufenshuodebianxiangxuyuefaqilejingong!

“haipanimen?”xuyuelengxiao,taxianzaikeshiyoudaluojinxiandexiuwei,bihouzihaiqiangdeduodeduo,sidatianwang,genbenbugoukan,peng,yiquanxiaqu,sidatianwang,quanbudoubeixuyuedadebuzhidaofeinaqule。

“yaonie,nazhalaihuihuini!”youyouyishenxianchuxian,shouchihuojianqiang,jiaotafenghuolun,shazhi!

“tianmaliuxingquan!”xuyuedihou,yimashenshizhantianmachuanchengjineng,sou,nazhayebeidafeile,danshibisidatianwangqiangdian,hainenggoukandaoyingzi。

“hong!”turan,xuyuetoudingchuxianleyizuolinglongbaota,linglongbaota,shifangwuqiongzhongliang,yaojiangxuyueyasi。

“niechu,haibufuzhu?”lijingnuhedao。

“fuzhunigetou!”xuyuehunshenfalizhendang,dingzhelinglongbaotadeyali,jianglijingdafan,meiyoulijingdekongzhi,linglongbaotayebianshiqulezuoyong。

“litianwang!”yanjianlijingzhanbai,shenyouweixian,chijiaodaxian,yesuizhichuxian,yijihanjiandedajiaozhang,chuaixianglexuyue。

“a!”ranerxiayike,chijiaodaxianbiancanjiaoleqilai,shuodadejiaozhangbeixuyuedachuleyigexuedong。

“wojuranzheimeqiang?”xuyuexingfendejianzhiyaofakuang,daluojinxianzhiqiang,jingrankongbudaozheizhongdibu。

“妖孽,受死!”

tongyishijian,wanglingguan,wudexingjun,shuidexingjun,huodexingjun,taibaijinxing,julingshenjibenshangtiantingyoudianminghaodeshenxian,yitongshazhi。

xuyuebaqiyixiao,youdaluojinxiandexiuweichengzhe,yidianyebuju,buduanyunyongzhetianmajisu,yutianmaliuxingquan,jinxingaozhan。

砰!

sangehuihezhihou,wanglingguanzhanbai!

yousangehuihezhihou,huodexingjunzhanbai!

水德星君战败!

太白金星战败!

武德星君战败!

......

shiwantianbingtianjiang,beixuyuedachenglefeihui。

“ding!gongxisuzhuwanchengxinshourenwudanaotiangong,huodejiuzhuanxuangongqianliuceng,sanshimiaozhihou,daluojinxiantiyankashixiao!”

“shenme?zenmezheimekuai!”xuyuehedeliandoubaile,tawanquannenggouxiangxiangdedao,yidandaluojinxiandexiuweixiaoshile,tajueduihuibeizheixiefennudeshenxian,dadehunfeiposan!

xuyuebuganzailianzhan,jiangtianmajisuyunzhuandaojizhi!

快速跑路。

paoluzhong,xuyueganjuezijideliliangyijingkaishizaixiaotuile,bianchengletaiyijinxian,jinxian,zhenxian,tianxian,dixian,lianxuhedao,lianshenfanxu,lianqihuashen,lianjinghuaqi,zuihouyisixiuweiyemeiyoule。

erqiebujinmeiyoulexiuwei,lianfeixingdenenglidoumeiyoule,zhijiecongtianshangzhuiluodaolefanjian。