什么？军训！
zhansichenrangtagenzheyiquncaohanziyiqijunxun！
zheixuexiaojunshihuaguanlichuleming，lianwangdoumeiyou，zheirangtazenmehuoa！
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要他怎么理解？
nanbannvzhuangguangzheizhongdifang，zheishixingquxiangchuxianlewenti，kuitahaizhidaozijishigenanren！
他理解不了！
更不想理解！
zaitakanlai，nanhaizi，yaoshijingliwangsheng、wuchuxuanxie，neimejiuduoyundong，yundongdaojingpilijin，neijiumeiyoujinglikehuluanhuihuole。
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吓死爹了！
“教授！”
gewaizhengqihongliangdeyisheng。
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“乔烟！”
“a？”tawugudikanxiangta。
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zhansichenlengsousoudikanzheta，“nijuedeni？”
时间停顿了几秒。
“嗷呜……”
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“我……”
bashoujibaichengliangban，zheihaishirengandeshierma？！
“行！”我忍！
qiaoyanyaojinleya，rentongbashoujijiaolechuqu。
“入队！”
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“夜跑二十圈！”