第1章 神秘老疯子

北域。

yaoyuandemanhuangshenchu,zhongriyoumanshouchumeifeixiuzhebuderunei。buguozaijizuobaizhangdashanzhongyougehuanzuowuzhendezhenzibuzhizuoluoleduoshaogeniantou。

wuzhenzhentouyouzuoshigu,shiguxiamianyazheyizuoshilong,shilongzhangshuzhang,linpianwenlukejian,zhenkeweihuolinghuoxian。

chuanshuozheishizhenggewuzhendetuteng,jiulianzhouweideshushigexiaoguobaokuoji、ling、yu、weidengguodedaguanxianguiyelaizheilijibaigongyang,bazhenguimanshoudebaoxuedizaishangmianqiqiuniannianpingan。

wuzhenbuda,fangyuanbuguobaili,zhoubianjulongzheshushigemanhuangbuluocunzhuang。zaiyuanbianshimanwubianjidemanhuangsenlin,limianchangyouxiongshou、manshoushenzhishitaiguyixuechumei。

zhenggemanhuangdaluderenshizhiqibadoushixiuzhe,wuzhendeyebuliwai。

wuzhenfujinbuluoderenchangbamanshoubaoxue、baoguliantonghaodemaopilaizheilijimailaihuanqulingyao、baocaigongqixiulian。haiyourencongmanhuangzhongjiandaolingjue,jianzhijiushizoulegoushiyun,fale!nenghuanhaoduoxiuliandedanyao。

日上三竿。

cishiwuzhendejietoushangrentouzandong,jiaomaishengciqibifu。

“maixuelangpi,laikankanlei。zhengzongdexuelangpigaobuhaoyoushangguxuelongdechuancheng。kuailaikanlekuailaimaia。”yigezhongnianzhuanghanbeidashigong,yishenshoupixiandehenshijingzhuangweiwu,butingyaohezhe。

“tulongxue,haodongxia!tingqingchumeiyou?dai‘long’zidezheikeshizhengzhendelongdeyixue。buxiangmouxierenmaidehaidetongmaijingqiangzhenabaoxuequtanjiuzhenwei。”pangbianyiminglaozhekanlaishibuduifu,yinyangguaiqidefuhezhe。

“mailongxuedelaotou!nishenmeyisi?”

“meishenmeyisi”,liangrenjingrandaleqilai。

buguozheidouwushangdaya,zaizheilibiandidoushibaiditande。yaoheshengjiaomashengzaoyiyanmeilezheidianxiaochaqu。

wuzhenzhentouyigeshuangmushimingdelaotoushenshangyishenpodaofu,shenhouyinzhesiwugesansisuidetongnantongnvhuanhuanzoulai。

zheiyangdeqipazuhelikexiyinzhulezhongrenguanzhu.

“pangzi,jilingdian!qianwanbiebashijilaozigaozale。laozinengbunenghedaozheidunshougujiujiukannimendele。”laofengzidishengzhufudao。

“lataniu、ergouzihaiyouxiaoliuzi,nimendoutingwode。zanmenpeihemangshubazheichuxiyanhaolou,shuobudingjiuyoumanshourouchini。”touqianyigesansuixiaopangnanhainailinaiqideshuozhe。

xiaopangziwuguanjingzhi,zhangdehenkeaijiushibiyibandehaitongpangleshaoxu。

“hao”qitachuanshoupidexiaohaiyikoutongshengdehuidao。

“heheng”chuandaopaodelaotouganxiaolexiao,shundaihaiyanleyankoushui。takeshilianggeyuemeihedaoshougujiule,yixiangdaojiujiulianxiazhedeyanbaidoufanqilianyi。

sannianqian,laopianzihunmizailezhoucuncuntou,jiezheyixilieguaishijiupinfale。qixianzhoucundetuteng,yizhibuzhihuoleduoshaogesuiyuedelaoguijurankaikoushuohuale,zheirangbaokuozuzhangyebaichuanzaineidezulaomen,haiyouzumindangzhenheleyitiao。

zheitoulaoguizaizuminmianqianzhikaikoushuoguosici,qiansancidoushitixingzhoucunrenyouzainanjianglinyaotamenbinan。

meixiangdaozheidisiciqueshiweileyigelaofengzikailekou。shihoucunminqueshifaxianleyigelaotoubingtailehuilai,qingtadanglejishi。

zheihaibusuanwan,laofengzilailebudaoyizhou。zhenggeguanshanfujinshushiligaoshanjulu、conglinlidexiongshoujitibaodongle。

yitoubaizhangdelvlingmangxiantaleyizuoshanfeng,yasibuzhidaoduoshaoxiongshou。

yizhuhongsetengmanputiangaidi,shunjiancanraoshangleta,hongtengtengmanfuwenyishanjuranzaijumangshenshangbaolejigexuedong,tengdetaguaishenglianlian。

yizhihuoyanhemingjiaozhefuchongerxia,kouzhongfuguangshanshuo。zhiliedehuoyanpenchushaohuiletengmanzhuaqijushejiuyuyangzhangerqu。qiliao,yizhufujinshengzhangdeqiannianguhuaishechuqiandaozhenci,huoyanhezuoduoyoushanhaishibeicichenglemafengwo。

huoyanhebeimingyishengfangqilesheshi,shandongzhehuoyuxiaoshizailetianji。

zheicaishigekaiduan,fengbaojuxiong、leitingezheipianmanhuangyoudianshilideshangguyixuedoujijingdongle,zuihouzhitingjianyishengtongtianchedidelanghaozheipianmanhuangzhididemanshoucailaoshilexialai。zhihouzhenggemanyudemanshou、taiguyixuedoubiandexiongcanheqianghenglexuduo。

laofengzidaizhejimingyoutongzaishilongmianqiantinglexialai,saoleyiyanwuzhendetutengzhihou,laofengzikaishileyaohe。

“suanlinggua,suanlinggua。baisuanbailing,bulingbuyaoqian。”laofengzishouchiyimianshoupifan,yipaixianfengdaogu,fanshangmianshoushusigecangjingyoulidedazi‘shenjimiaosuan’。

shuohuazhijianyiqunchuanshoupidenannvjiuweileshanglai,xiaopangzijianzhuang,lingzhelataniu,xiaoliuzijigexiaotonghunjinlerenqunzhong。

“daoye,nizhendelingyanma?”youhaoshiderenwendao。

laofengzikanleyiyanneigefangxiang;“bushilaoxiulingyanshiwosuandegualingyan?buxinnijiulaishishi。laoxiushuodemingbaibulingbuyaoqian”,laofengziyipaizhengyilingran。“buguoma,ruguobuxingbeixiaolaoeryanzhongdehua!buhaoyisi,guaziliangkelaoshancan。”

“shancan!nizheilaotoubushifengleba!”

“jiushijiushi”weiguanderenyipianhuaran,buguozaizheilishancanshichangjiandelingyao,xiangtamenzheizhongdidengxiushishoulidaduozhiyougeshilaizhude。

laofengzibailebaishou,buchong;“xiongshouyanrouganyejiangjiule。”

yilunleyihui,pangbianyiweimailingyaodezhongnianhanzishizaikanbuxiaqule,‘teng’dezhanleqilai。zoudaolelaofengzimianqianbuxiededaliangdao;“laoyezi,zhenbuhoudao。nizheishimingbaizhedangwocailua。”

gangcaizheixierenmingxiandoushijulongzaitaneiyaomailingyaode,jieguobeilaofengzizheiyizahu。jintiankongpatayaoguangganhuijialou。

laofengzijianzhuang,buhuangbumangdeshuodao:“fojiayun,niburudiyusheirudiyu!wobuzainizheibaitanyedequbiechuhuohaitaren。yuqisheyuanburuqiujin。”

zhongnianrenfeidouqizhale,shenshangguangxiandeshoupimaobeidouqiguleqilai,rutongyitouciwei。kanshangqurangrenxinhan。

“douqi!tashigezhanshi。”

“kanzheijiashi,yeshigeerjizhanshibideshangjuyuanxiushile。”yourenzhidianzhe。

“kanlaizheilaotoutidaotiebanle,feiyaorexifangzhanshi。zheikeshichulefashi、qishizhiwaizuinanredeyilei。”xuduorenyaotoutanxi。

zhongnianrentingdaozheixiehua,yangyangdeyi。douqikebushisheidounengxiuliande。takeshideledianzaohua,congmanhuangzhongfaxianyizhubainianzicanmailegehaojiaqiancaihuanlebendouqilingjuelaixiulian,fangyoujintiandechengjiu。

“jiwolaiyigua,kankanjintiandeyunshi。”zhongnianrenhengmeiliyan,queyemeidangzhongchushou,mianderangrenshuotaqilao。shuozhetacongzijibaitandeshoupishangnaleliangzhushancanyangshoushiyileyixia。

laofengziyemeierhua,shenchuzangxixideyoushouxiangzhongniannanrendelianshangmoqu。

“niganshenme!”zhongniannanrentuileyibu。

“mogua!nimeikanlaoxiushuangmushimingma?”laofengzijieshidao。“gaosuni,nisuanzhanbianyilou,ruguoshinvxiushigaobuhaode**cainengsuanni!”

“wopei”buzhidaocongnalimaochudeyiquntukoushuideshengyin。

tingdaozheihua,yuanbendasuanyecoucourenaodeyixiezhongniannvxiushiganmangtuichulerenqun。youxienianqingde,zhijiewuzhulezijixiongqian。

laofengzizaizhongniannanrenlianshangmosuoleyizhen,ditanyishengshuodao;“daoyoumeiqingmuxiu,shuangmuyoushenlaozhixiang,bitingkoufang,fuguinandang。shuangsuoxuanzhi,shuangbeiyouli。shigelianwudehaocailiao。”

zhongnianrenlebusishu。“zheihaiyongnishuo。”

“buguoma”laofengzihuafengyizhuan。

“buguoshenme”zhongnianrenjinzhangleqilai。

“duiyabuguoshenme”zhouweirenyourenshuodao。

“buguodaoyoushuangmusuiqing,meiyuzhijianquedaizheyigunanyichajuedeshaqi。kongpayishisankebianyouxueguangzhizhai。”laofengziyaoleyaotouzhiweizhongnianrenwanxi。

“shenme!xueguangzhizai。”zhongniannanrenzhijieqilele,tabenlaijiurenzheranglaofengzizangshoumotalianbantian,zuihouquetingdaozheifanbuxiangzhiyanshizairenwukeren。“laozijintianjiuzhanzheile,wokansheigandongwo。wodaoyaokankannalaidexueguangzhizai!”

zhongnianrenshuangshouhuanbao,yifubikongchaotiandiaodebuxingdeyangzi。“choulaotou,wokegennishuomingbaile,yaoshinizheiguabulingwofeidadenimandizhaoya。”

周围人一片嘘声。

duozairenqunzhongdexiaopangzishiyileyiyanxiaoliuzi。

xiaoliuzixinlingshenhui,congpojiudeshoupinangzhongtaochushixianzhunbeihaodedangongheshizi。

dangongfeichangjingzhi,shiyongbainianhongmuzhizuode。zhiyugongxianzeshiyitiaoranmangjingbiande,zheiyangdedangongruguobeidazhongyibandexiongshoudoushoubule。

“pa”duozaidarenhoumiandexiaoliuziyilagongxian,yikegedandadeshizirutongyidaoliuguangjingzhundedazailezhongniannanrenhounaoshang。

jiuting‘aya’yishengcanjiao,zhongniannanrenyigeliangqiangchadianshuaidaozaidi。

“shei,sheidadewo。”zhongniannanrenmolemohounao,hounaozhonglekemantoudadedabao,didiyinghongdexianxueshenlechulai。

zhongniannanrenmengdihuitou,xiaoliuzirulinghoubanzaojiuduodaoledarenzhongjian,jiulianzhouweirenyeyipianmangran。

“kan,daniao”ergouzizairenqunzhongnaishengnaiqidehandao。

cishiwuzhenshangkongzhenghaofeiguoyizhishushizhangdadecaiyunque,buxiedepielepiexiafangderenqun。youjidankanlekanneitiaoshilongfeiyuanlequ。

xiafangdeyiqunxiushihuangrandawu,douyongchongjingdeyanguangkanxianglelaofengzi。jiulianbeidadeneimingzhongniannanrenyekoudaaisheng,shuoleju“zhendaomei。”

suiranluguodemanshoumeiyonggongjiguowuzhenderen,buguoshichangyouxiongmengdemanshoulapaoshihuozhexiangeshitouamutouadiaoluoxialai,zageyixingbandianderenyehenzhengchang,bijingwuzhenderenlaoqushoulietamen,zheifendachouzaoyijizaitamenxinzhong。

laofengziyibaduoguozhongniannanrenshouzhongdeshancan,bukeqidezhuangdaolezijipinangli,manbujingxindeshuodao;“liangkelaoshancanlaoxiunazoule,xiayiwei。”

jingciyinao,jujiderenjiugengduole,henduorendouyueyueyushi。

wangchanglaiwuzhendedaoshiyebushihenduo,buguojingtongbuguawenmingdequeshishaojian。

zheishiyiweishaoniancongrenqunzhongzoulechulai。shaonianchuanzhehuali,shenshangdeshoupiguangxianmingxianyaobigangcaizhongnianrenhaoxuduo,yemingguixuduo。yikanjiushiwuzhenlaotouyoulianjiadeshaoye。

“zheibushizhaojiaershaoyezhaodongma?tingshuotaliusuijiuzoudaolehuanxueqierqiejiukuaijuyuanchenggongle!”

“lebudea”renqunzhongyourenyilundao。

dongfangxiushichuqibixujuyuan,zhiyoujuyuanchenggongcainengchuzhangtiandilingqibingmanmanshenghuaganwutiandao,erjuyuanjingxiushiyousangejieduanneijiushiduanti、sugu、huanxue。

yigeliusuidehaitongzoudaozheiyibudangzhenlede。