第1章
楼顶。
xiayedetiantaijiezhuyueguang,weifengqingying,jingmowusheng。
nvrenzhuli,zhushiqianfang。
tamoyueshibajiusuidenianling,shencaigaotao,zhaqidemaweibeiyigenyinsesidaiwanzhu,shaoxianzhisedelianshangtouluchuyimobushuyuzheigenianlingdeqizhi。
“shigongqiongjiyisheng,busuanwushu,zhonglejiangtianjisuanyongzailewoshenshang。”
“zenmepianpiansuanchulaideshiyinyuan......”
nvrenmeimouqingchewuhun,meijiancunyi:“tianjiguaxiangzhiming,wojianglaihuicuofuyiduannieyuan,yuyuguahuan,zhongshengweijia......”
“keshi,wozenmeganjuezheijiahuopuputongtong,meishenmetebiedea......”
tajindingzheqianfangdejiaoxuelou。
zhunquelaishuo,shiyijianzhengzaiwanzixidejiaoshi。
jiaoshinei,qianbishasha,fengshanyaoye,bushixiangqixiweifanshusheng。
“轰隆——!”
benshiwanliwuyundeheiye,jingleizhaxiang,yinlongbanjiangtiandizhaoyaorutongbaizhou。
“qiguai,zenmeturandaleile?”
xueshengmenkanxiangchuangwai,quebujianyouyudi。
bansuizhehunzhuonaohaizhongxiangqidezhenzhenleijiehongming,pazaikezhuoshangdadundechenmu,mihuzhengyan。
“zhongjiuhaishifeishengshibaileme......”
xiudaobijianpiaodangzhenzhenshuxiangdeduyouqiwei,chenmuhuanhuantaitou,huangrankanxiangsizhou。
qingshaonannvmenmaitoukanshu,yipaipaijiyijiuyuandeqingsemiankong,fenghuazhengmao。
lingluanbaifangdekezhuo,shubenduijiruxiaoshan。
“zheishi......”
chenmutongkongzhujiankuoda,sixujiaju,jiyirukaizhadechaoshuibanyonglai。
chenlaomo,zhangguanqingyunxingyudediyixiushi!
yinyishengweichangbaiguo,youbeirenchengwushang,yiren、yijianyangmingxingchen,weizhenwanzu,jianzhewubushiwenfengsangdan,luohuangertao!
chenmuxiuxingqibainian,chengjiudujieqidianfeng,zishenxiuweiyidaojintoudingdian,zhichazuihouyibu,biankedujiefeisheng。
er,jiushijiudaotianlei,chenmukangzhuqianjiushibadao,quezuizhonghaishiyunluozaizuihouyidaoleijiezhong。
qibainianxinxue,yishenkongqianjuehoudexiuwei,huaweifeihui。
“这是地球?”
chenmuxintoujinge,tabenyiweizijihunfeiposan,queweicengxianghuidaolegaozhongshihoudediqiushang!
wurenzhixiao,shengmingyuanyangdechenwushang,xinzhongyoucongweitiqiguodemimi......
他本就是地球人!
zhishizaiershisisuineinian,jiaporenwang,bugansiqu,manhanwuqiongdechouhen,jiyibumie,zhuanshidaoleyikecunzaixiuxianwenmingdexingchenshang。
chenmuxinmodezhongzizaineiyikeyijingzhongxia,tapinmingxiulian,zhiweiyouchaoyirifuxuehaishenchou。
raner,dangtatapoxukongzhaodaodiqiushi,zaoyiwushirenfei。
chourensiquduonian,jiulianqinpenghaoyouyeshilunweiyiqiuhuangtu,xiangpochuxinmoquewuchukexun,zhongshitanxiyisheng,luomoyuanqu。
ruobushiyouneiyisixinmozai,kongpayebuhuiyunluozaineizuihouyidaoleijiexia。
“meixiangdao,wochenmujingranhuilaile,erqiehaishishibasuidewo......”
chenmunannanziyu,shuangmuhanmangzhaxian:“suyuze,renniyouwanguanjiacai,shilitaotian,woyeyaorangnichangchangjiaporenwang、yiwusuoyoudeziwei!”
“ba,ma,haiyoujiejie,congciyihouwurenzainengshanghaidaonimen!”
“haiyouxiaoyu......jinsheng,dingbufuni......”
“qianshishuyuwode,tongtongdouyaoduohuilai!”
chenmuzuanjinshuangshou,jiranshangtianjiyuzijizheimeyicijihui,juebunengzaizhongdaofuzhe。
zheiyishi,zhiqiutongtongkuaikuai,zaiwuyihan!
buguo,zijixianzaixiuweiquanshi,yuyigeputongrenmeishenmequbie。
yaoxiangfuchou,yiqiehaideyibuyibumanmanlaicaishi。
“喂!”
jiuzaichenmumushichuangwaideyejingsixupiaofeishi,houbeichuanlaibeibizhadaodeqingweicitong。
chenmuhuitouwangqu,yingruyanliandeshiyizhangqinglibainidemianrong,wufaruqi,jifuruyu,meiyanjianliuluchubuman。
takanlehaobanxiang,caixiangqilaizheigemoshengeryoushuxideshaonvshishei。
shenshiqing,banshanggongrendebanhua,haoxiangjiatinghenyoubeijing,zijidangshisihuhaizhuiguota。
“看什么呢!”
beizheibandingzhedaliang,shenshiqinglianshangbuyoudefuxianyimoxiunao:“shangwanzixiniyoushishuijue,youshizoushende,nandaonijiubunengxiangqitatongxueneiyangrenzhenfuxima?!”
chenmumeidalita,shouhuilemuguang。
buliaoshenshiqingyoudao:“nishixiangtongguozheizhongfangshi,laixiyinwodezhuyilima?youzhi!”
pangbianchuanlaizhenzhenqiexiao,xiaoshengyilun。
“wokantamenmenbuleleyizhengtian,duobanshizuotianbiaobaishibailedeyuanyinba。”
“laihamaxiangchitianerou,yebukankanzijizhangshenmeyangzi,shennvshenshitanengpeideshangdema?”
“xiaodiansheng,zenmeshuoyeshiyigebandetongxue......”
tingzheerpangdejizha,chenmushensebubian,congrongdanran。
ruguohuanzuoyiqian,takendingjiuzhudongtieshangqu,heshenshiqingduojiaoliujiaoliule,keqibainiandemoli,xinxingzaoyijinfeixibi。
neiqibainianli,buzhiyouduoshaoqingguoqingcheng,huoguoyangmindexianzi,zhudongdaotieshihao,chenmushenmeyangnvrenmeijianguo?
“jiusuanshiwojujueleni,keniyebunengzheimezibaoziqia,nidongshenmeshixihuanma?”
shenshiqingcumeidao:“juligaokaozhishengxiazuihouliushitianle,ninengbunengduizijifuzedian!tanlianaibushiwomenzheigenianjiyinggaizuode,xianzaidezhuyaomudeshixuexi......”
huahaiweicengshuowan,chenmuturanhuitou,sisidingzheta。
“你说什么?!”
shenshiqingfangfoshibeitahedaole,xiayishidao:“xue......xuexicaishiwomen......”
“不是这句!”
chenmuyibadaduanleta:“nishuogaokaohaishengduojiu?”
yishijian,zhongrendeyanshenbiandeyouxieguguai,zheijiahuogaibuhuishibiaobaishibaishouledaji,naozibiandeyouxiebuhaoshileba?
“wobuzhidaonizaihuyanluanyuxieshenme。”
shenshiqingzhoulezhoumei,lenghengdao:“fanzhenghaishengliushitianjiugaokaole,niaizenyangjiuzenyangba,woyebuguannile。”
“liushitianhougaokao......”
“lianggeyue......”
chenmufangfoshiyishidaoleshenme,mengrantaitouwangqu,heibanshangdaojishi60shuzigewaixingmu。
citongdejiyiyongshangxintou。
那家该死的KTV!
napashigezheimeduonian,chenmuyewangbudiao!
mandixianxue......
chenmuwufaxiangxiangjiejiejiujingshouleduodadequru,caihuidiaolingchuneiyishuangtongkonghuansandejuewangyanmou......
taqingxijide,jiejiechenjingchushidedangtian,bianshizaigaokaoqiandelianggeyue!
就在今晚!
“dajiadengyixia,xianbiejizhefangxue。”
zhengdangwanzixixiakelingxiangqi,banzhanglvxiangmingtuikaimen,pailepaishou:“xiaoduineibianxinjinleyipiqicai,jintiangangdao,dajiadouyiqiguoqubanyixia,banwancainengzou!”
bushaorenluchubumandeshenqing,quegannubuganyan。
lvxiangmingtabakeshixiaofangdegaoceng,youshibanzhangjianjilvweiyuan,dajiapingriliduoshaodoubeitadaguoxiaobaogao,zhangzhebeihouyoubanzhurenchengyao,meirenganhetazuodui。
meiqimingyue,zheishiweilezhenggetuantizhexiang。
shijishang,banshangchulelvxiangmingneijigerenzhiwai,youyousheishixiaoduideren?
“lvxiangming......”chenmumeitouweizhou。
zhenggezhongxuesannian,zheigelvxiangmingkemeishaonazhejimaodanglingjian,zuoweizuofu。
pingshiyoushenmezanghuoleihuodoushitafenfujibierengan,haochuquandouzigewanglaoshi、xiaofangneibianyaogong。
ruguozijimeijicuodehua,banshangyougejiajingqiongkudenvtongxue,haicengbeitadaitibazhanlemougebisaiminge,weicikulehaojitian,yingxiangdaolegaokaofahui,zuizhongyihanzhinengshangyigeerliudedaxue......
zheixiexiangfadouzhizaiyishunjian。
yanxia,chenmubuganyoupianketingliu,nahaiguanlvxiangmingzheixiegeposhi,zheiyici,zijijuebuhuirangjiejiebeijuzhongyan!
jiantazhigougouwangjiaoshimenwaizou,banshangzhongrenhuaran。
“chenmu!nixiangganma!?”
吕项明拦住了去路。
tazaojiuduichenmubushuangle,wanzixishuijueyejiusuanle,renyouzibaoziqi,daoshihoudengxiacimonikaoshichengjichulai,biranhuilunweixiaobing。
kezheixiaozixianzaijuranbutingzijidehua!
zheimeduotongxuekedouzaikanzhe,zijihainengrangtajizoule?
“wanfangxuejishifenzhonghuisima?nihaiyoumeiyoujitirongyuganle,likejiwogunhuizuoweishangqu!”
lvxiangminglanzhuqulu,zhigaoqiang。
“dezuilelvxiangming,zheijiahuoweilaihaojitiandouyaobeichuanxiaoxiege。”
“buguotadanzikezhengoudade,juranbubalvxiangmingfangzaiyanli,zhennengzhuanga。”
有人窃窃私语。
“zheijiahuofenbuqingjushima,haishishuoguyidingzhuangbanzhangjiwokande?”
shenshiqinganziyaotou,shiwangtouding,zhijuedechenmuwuyaokejiule。
“chenmu,nikezhengouxingde!”
lvxiangmingyidengyan,nujifanxiao:“wokan,qitatongxueyebuyongxinkule,suoyoudeqicaidouyouniyigerenlaiban,meiyoubanwanzhiqianwokansheiganrangnizou!”
raner,chenmurengranwushi,jiaobuweiting。
zijiajiejiezhengchuyuweinanshike,zhengfenduomiao,tabixujinkuaiganqujiyizhongneijiaktv,zuzhibeijudefasheng,nahaiyouxiangongfuyutarenluosuo。
“haoa!wokannishibubawozheigebanzhangfangzaiyanli!”
lvxiangminglanzaimenkou,yibazhuaizhuchenmudeyifu,dashenghoudao:“woshuorangnigunhuizuoweishangqu,tingbujianma!?”
“滚!”
zhongmukuikuixia,chenmulengbudingyibazhangchouzailelvxiangmingdelianshang。
“nisuangeshenmedongxi,yepeiduiwodahuxiaojiao?”
chenmurutongquganchongziban,jianglvxiangmingtuikai,xuanjitouyebuhuididabuliqu。
jiaoshineizhongrendairuomuji,siyibandejijing。
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