cunzideyewantebiedehei，yueguangtouguoheiyunmenglongdezhaozaidadishang。
zhoubiankaishiqifengle，chuidedashudeyezishuashuadezuoxiang。
siheyuanneidepingdishang，yizhanggongtaibaizaizhongjian，shangmianpuzheyitiaojinhuangsedebingsibu，kanzhejiqidehuali。
wangdashizhanzaigongtaidezhongjian，cikedewangdashiyijinghuanshanglehuibaidedaoshifu，zhanzaiwangdashishenhoudeshibeizhemuhedehexiansheng。
wangdashizhuanguotoulai，lianseningzhongdekanzhehexiansheng，“muhezibeileba？”
hexianshengzhouzhemei，neixinbujinqiguaidaozheiwangdashiweishayaogaodeqifenneimejinzhangni，bushizuozuoxijiuhaolema，buguohexianshengneixinzheiyangxiangdanshizuibashanghaishitingjimianzide，：“dashifangxin，muhezijiuzaiwoshenhou，cunbubulini~”
wangdashidiandiantou，meiyouzailihuihexiansheng，zhuanguotouyoushounaqitaishangdetaomujiankaishihuiwuzhe，zuilinianzheyixiehexianshengtingbudongdeciyu，shenmenanbobababobende……
zhanzaiwangdashishenhoudehexianshengguankanleyihui‘biaoyan’bianjuedeyouxiewuliao，yushiceguoshenzikanzhegongtaishangdedongxi，yaoling，mianfen，nuomi，jixue，haiyouyiduiguihuafugenyuanbaolazhu，zheijiushishengundepeitaocuoshi。
毫无新意！
zheishihexianshengneixindexiangfa，dianshishangkandeqimahaihuipengehuo，zheilishadoumeiyou。
cikedehexianshengzhixiwangqitiankuaidianjieshu！likaizheiniaocunzi！
erzhanzaiyuanyuanyipangdenianqingnvrenzejiaochazheshuangbeizhouzhemei，zhuanxindekanzhewangdashizuofashi，shenhouhaigenzhesijidashugenbaobiao。
wangdashiwulehaoyihuijianhou，zuoshoufangjinkaobianbianzhuangmianfendewanli，zhualeyibamianfenjiuwangdishangsa，jieliansalehaojici，zhidaodimiandoupushangyicengbaisecaimeiyouzaijixuxiaqu。
suihou，zuoshouyouzaicinaqizuizuobiandeyaoling，wujianyaolingnianzhoutongshijinxing，xingyunliushui。
jiankuaisudehuazaikongzhong，chanshengyidaodaoqiliu，zheidunshiyinqilehexianshengdezhuyi，kaishirenzhendiguankanqiwangdashide‘jiaohun’。
bangexiaoshiguoqule，wangdashideetouliulehenduohan，danyijiumeiyoutingxiashouzhongdedongzuo。
hexianshengyecongyikaishirenzhendaozuihoudehunhunyushui，yinweishizaishitaiwuliaole！zhongfuyigedongzuowujishibian，kanzhezhendetainanshoule！jiulianzhanzaiyuanyuanyipangdenianqingnvrenyekaishiyoudianbunaifanle，sihuyouxiehuaiyizijishibushibeikengle！
buguoyemeibanfale，qianyijingjichuqule，jiranzheigewangdashishizijiqinqijilituijiande，nianqingnvrenyezhinengxiangxinzijideqinqile。
jiuzaizhongrendouzaihuaiyizheigewangdashishishengundeshihou，yibiantuqi!!!!
pumanbaisemianfendesonghuashishang，jingranchuxianleheisedejiaoyinzi，yibuyibudezouxiangwangdashidegongtaishang。
kanzhezheiyimuhexianshengjingdaile，shouxinwoquanmaohan，tuibuweiweifadou，zhenggerendaqibuganchuan。
zhanzaiyuanchudenianqingnvrentongyanghedeliansedoubianle，zhenggerenweiweiwanghoutui。
shenhoudezhongniandashugenbaobiaoshaoweizhendingyidian，qingqingdenuobudaolenianqingnvrenmianqian。
kandaozheiyimudehexianshengbujinneixinyijumamaipi，renminbijiushihaoshijiushizijimeiyou，kubidehexianshengzhihaodouzhetuihuanmandexiangwangdashikaojin。
wangdashisihaomeiyouchajuehaizaijixuwujiannianzhou，zhibuguoshouzhongdeyaolingyijingkaishibuyaole!!!
jiaoyinzihaizaijixuzengduo!!!jiuxiangyourenzaizouluyiyang，yibuliangbu，yuelaiyuekaojingongtaile，yiguyinfengxianghexianshengpumianerlai，yizhedanbodehexianshengyaozheyadalegehanchen。
wangdashiyanjinghaishibizhede，ganshoudaoleyinfengxilai，tingxiashouzhongdedongzuo，fangxiayaolinggentaomujian，zuoshounaqitaishangdeguihuafu，youshoushizhigenzhongzhishuqijieyin，zuilinianzhezhouyu。
jiaoyinziyijingdaogongtaiqianle！turan，wangdashiyanjingturandengda，dashenghechidao：“laizheshifouweixiaoshudefuqinweishuntian？shiniwanghoutuiyibu，bushiqingnisusuliqu！！！”
sihushiwangdashikaikoule，jilehexianshenghendadeanquangan，neixindekongjuyeshaoledian，bujinxiangdaowangdashiganggangshuodehua，ei，yuanlaineinianqingnvrendemingzijiaoweixiaoshuya~zheimingzihaitinghaotingde！
hexianshengsihuwanquanxiangxinlewangdashidenengli，yemeineimepale，qiaoqiaodeshenchutoukanzhegongtaiqianmian……
gongtaiqianmianshenmedoumeiyou！！huozhekeyishuoshihexianshengtamenshenmedoukanbujian！！！mengranjianjiaobujingranjixukaishixiangqianxingzou，zheikebahexianshengheleyidatiao~
jixuxiangqianzouzheishuomingtabushiweixiaoshudefuqin！
wangdashiyeqiaojianlejiaoyinzaijixuxiangqianzoulai，tayoushoufangqijieyinnaqitaomujianzhaqimabu！
mujianzhixiangjiaoyinchu，wangdashikaikoudao：“jiranerbushi，zaibuzoubieguaiwodengbukeqile!!!”
shuowan，wangdashihuiwuleyixiataomujianzhixiangqianfang，banfenzhonghou，jiaoyinzibuzaixiangqianzou，yizhendafengchuiguolai，mianfengenjiaoyinzituranquanbuxiaoshile。
kandaogongtaiqianmiandejiaoyinziquanbuxiaoshihou，wangdashisonglekouqi，calecaetoushangdehan，suihoufangxiashouzhongde‘guihuafu’gentaomujian。
“da……dadashi，ganggangneigejiaoyinni？”
hexianshengdoukuaibeiheniaole！zhenggerendousuozaiwangdashideshenhou，zhandoudeshuodao。
hexianshengcishengyilaidiyicijiangui！yiwangdoushizaidianshishangkandeyingpiancaihuichuxiandechangmian，jintianjingranbeizijimudule！taibukesiyile。
wangdashibishidezhuanguotoulaikanzhesesefadoudehexiansheng，weiweixiaodao：“nidanzigouxiaodea！yijingmeishile，neigeguihunyijingrangwoganzoule！”
“ninquedingganzoulema？”
“feihua，wonandaohaibuganbuzouyizhixiaoguima！”
hexianshengzaicixiangwangdashiquerenguihunbeiganzouhou，dunshizhanzhileyaogan，jiazhuangkesoulejisheng，lianseshaoweifabailvedaigangadeshuodao：“dashinishuoxiaole！bushiwodanzixiao，ershiwotemediyicikana！”
“tai**le！neiguliangsousoudefengchuidewozhidahanzhan！”
“haha，xianzaimeishile，womenguoquba！”
wangdashishuowanbiandabuzouxiangweixiaoshunei，hexianshengjianzhuangyepidianpidiandegenzhewangdashi，zhenzhengdezuodaolecunbubuli！
weixiaoshumianqian，wangdashiweiweidiantouxingleyixiali，xiaozheshuodao：“weixiaojie，jinwanjiaohunshibaile！”
weixiaoshuhaizaiganggangdejiaoyinzilimeihuiguoshen，youjingheyeyoujidong，“zenmeshibaile？jinwanhainengjixuzaijiaoma？”
“bunengle，jiaohunyitianzuiduojiujiaoyici，diyicibushi，zhihoudeyebuhuishi，zheishidinglv。”
weixiaoshupingfuleyixiaxinqing，meiyouzaiduoshuohua，zhibuguomeijianchuxiyuequeshizenmezangyezangbuzhude。
hexianshengtanchutou，chukoudaduandao：“haijiaohaijiao，jiaoshenmejiao，zaijiaobawohunyejiaochulaile!!!”
zheicirangrenyiwaideshi，weixiaoshumeiyougenwangchangyiyanglengzhelian，ershiwuzuipuchiyixiao。
zheiyixiaobahexianshengkandaile，neichongmanyouhuodedanfengyanrangrenkandewufadikang，kanderenxinliyizhenzaore。
人间尤物!!!
weixiaoshuzhidaozijishitaile，lianmangzhuanguotouburanghexianshengkandao，yuqihuifulewangridelengmo：“niguanbuzhe，zuohaonizijideshijiuhaole，mingtianjixu！”
shuowanjiuzoujinwoshinei，guanshangdamumen，baisebolichuangtouguoweixiaoshudeshenying，**deshencairanghexianshengkandeshikouganshezao.……
sijidashugenbaobiaohaoxiangjianguanbuguanle，yegezihuizijidefangjianxiuxile，shengxiawangdashigenhexianshenglianggerenduziliuzaiyuandi。
wangdashiyechenjinzaiweixiaoshudejueshirongyanzhonghaimeihuiguoshen，daidaidekanzheweixiaoshudefangjian。
huiguoshendehexianshengzaiwangdashiyanjingmianqianhuihuishou，“dashi！”
。。。
“大师！大师！”
“biekanle，renjiayijinghuifangjianxiuxiqule，nizheiyidabanianjilehaidianjizhexiaoguniangni~”
王大师“.……”
“zouba，huifangjianxiuxi。”
shuowan，wangdashiyishuaizijidepaozi，xiangzhekefangzouqu，shenhouhaigenzheyigebeimuhezidehexiansheng，
“dashi，mandian，mandian.……”
————
chibaoxishuwanhou，hexianshenggenwangdashitangzaichuangshang。
hexianshengchichiwufarushui，haixiangzhejintianwanshangdeshiqing！
zheigeshijiezhendeyouguihunma？weishenmeyouwomenquekanbujianni？haoqixintebieqiangdehexiansheng，youkaishizijixiazhuomo，bijingwushenlunzhebukenengyixiazijiuhuizhuanbianzijideguannian。
zhuomobumingbaidehexianshengjuedequwenwenwangdashi
hexianshengceguoshenzixiangzhewangdashineibianwendao：“dashi，shuilema？？”
“大师？”
jiaolehaojisheng，wangdashihaishimeihuifu，hexianshengfanlefanbaiyan，zheidashishuidegoukuaide。。。
xunwenwuguodehexianshengzhihaoqufankanshoujisousuoyixiaguihun，
jieguochuxiandedoushiyixieshiyangenkongbupian，genbenjiusousuobuchubanmaoqianyouyongdexinxi。
sichupengbidehexianshengzhinengtangzheshuijuele，wunaihaishishimianle。。。。
duimianzhuwodeweixiaoshuyijingshendushuimianle，yanmeizhouzhehenshen，etouliuhan，biaoqingzhengzha，sihuzaibeishenmedongxizhuazheyiyang。。。
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mengzhongdeweixiaoshucishizhengbeiyigemianrongkongbu，yibangutouyibanfuroudeshitizhuizhe，shitishenchushenlengdebaizhua，xiangzhuazhuqianfangdeweixiaoshu。
pinmingbenpaodeweixiaoshu，shibushidezhuantouguanwang，buliaobeiqianmiandeyigexiaoshitoubandao，henhendeshuaizaidishang，shenhoudeshitiyekuaibuzhuishangqian。
“啊！！啊！！”
“ni……ni.……nibieguolai！woqiuqiunile！”
“qiuqiunifangguowohaoma!!!”
shuaidaozaidideweixiaoshuzaiyerenbuzhule，daizhekuqiangkukuaiqiuzheqianmiandeshiti，
shitihuanglehuangnaodai，jixuxiangweixiaoshubijin。
weixiaoshurenshoubuzhujinghe，yunsiguoqule.……
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cirizaoshang，hexianshengcengdeyixiacongchuangshangbengqilai，dingzheguobaojidedayanquankanlekanpangbiandechuangwei，faxianwangdashiyijingzaozaodejiuqilaile。
tuikaikefangdedamen，hexianshengzoulechuqu，wennuanderiguangzhaoshezaihexianshengdelianshang，hexianshengaoleyishengshenlegelanyao，zhengkaiyandeneiyikeranghexianshengshigengbixuezhiliu！！！
zhijianduimianzhuwoshideweixiaoshutuikaidamen，liansecangbai，chuanzheheisebingsidiaodaishuiyiqunjiuchulaile，yanjinghaimeidakai。。。
beitaiyangguangzhaoshedeneiyike，weixiaoshutaiqishuangshouroulerouyanjing。
hexianshengkanzhezheiyimuyanjingdoukuaidengchulai，henbudenachubabeijing，babeisuladaozuida，bufangguomeiyige“xijie”！！
yiguqingfengxulai，weixiaoshuganjueyoudianbuduijing，songkairouzheyanjingdeshuangshou，zhengkaiyanjing，kandaoleduimianyishuangsemimideyanjingzaidingzhezijikan，tadaidaidedixiatoukanlekanziji。
五秒钟后……
yishengcierdejianjiaodapolesiheyuandeningjing。
“啊！”
“wangbadan！nigeshaqiandaowoyaoshalenile！！！”
shuowan，weixiaoshujiulimashanshenhuidaolezijidefangjiannei。
hexianshengbiaoqingyilianjingkong，wuzhezijierduo，zhiqianjuedeweixiaoshukonglingqingcuideshengyinzaicikeyebuzaiqinrenxinfei！！！
banxiaoshihou，hexianshengbeiweixiaoshudebaobiaowuhuadabangdediuzailesiheyuandepingdinei，weixiaoshuyouhuifulelengmolian，jiaochazheshuangshoujingjingdekanzhehexiansheng。
hexianshengyangqitou，naonudekanzheweixiaoshu，dashenghoudao：“nizheiniangmenyoubinga！gaodehaoxiangwozaitoukuiniyiyang，shinizijibuzhuyizouchulaide，genwoyoubanmaoqianguanxia？？”
weixiaoshulengmolianyoulebianhua，yanzhongmanshifenhen，biaoqinghenbudebahexianshengchile，weiweiguqidesai，jingrankanzheyoudiankeai？？
“nizaishuo，xinbuxinwosilannidezui？”
weixiaoshuehenhendeyuqi，dingzhehexianshengshuodao
hexianshengyigaiwangridewenshuntongyangbuganshiruo，yuweixiaoshuduishizhe，liangrenjiuzheiyangkanzhehaoyihuier，zheishisijidashuchulaibangmangyuanchang，tazhidaozheishizijijiaxiaojielikui，guaibudebieren。
sijidashumozhehounaoshao，xiaohahadeduizhehexianshenggenweixiaoshushuodao：“niliangshifadianni？nikanwowokannide，zaikanxiaqudoudekanchuganqinglaile！”
weixiaoshulianweiweihong，niuguotouqu，buzaigenhexianshengduishi，sijidashulianmangdunxiashenzibanghexianshengjiekaitashenshangdeshengzi，suihouzhuantoukanzheweixiaoshubeiying，“xiaojiea，niyezhenshide，youhuahaohaoshuoma，nizheimebangrenjiaduobulimao。”
“哼~活该！”
“ei，nizheirenzenmezheimemanbujianglidea？bieyiweizheishijiejiunizuipiaoliang，binihaokandeduolequle！sheixihanside！”
“xiaohuozi，xiaohuozi，bieshengqileha，shudainiquchihaochide！”
sijidashupailepaihexianshengdejianbang，quanjiedao。
weixiaoshuzhuanguotouhenhendewanlehexianshengyiyan，yaozheya，leishuizaiyankuangdazhuan，tinglidebiziweiweichouqi，qichongchongdekuaibuwangzijidezhuwozouqi。
hexianshengzuipadejiushinvrendeyanlei，zhiyaonvrenyiliuleitajiujiaoxietoujiangle！
hexianshengyeyishidaohaoxiangqueshishizijideliburaorenshuodeyoudianduole，axi，zajiukuleni~nvrenzhenshimafan！
xinlizheimexiang，danshichuyukuijiuhexianshenghaishigenshangqianqu，hanzhuleweixiaoshu。
baobiaoyijingwojinquantouzhunbeichongshangquhuzhule，beisijidashulazheleshou，sijidashuqingshengshuodao：“biequ，tamenxiaonianqingdeshiqingjiaojitamenzijijiejuequ。”
baobiaozheicaitingxialejiaobu，gensijidashuyiqizaiyuandikanzhe。。。
beijiaozhudeweixiaoshufennudezhuanguotou，daizheleishuidelianjiahenhendekanzhehexiansheng。
kandaoweixiaoshuzhengliandehexianshengquebeiheleyitiao，shuaidaozaidi.……