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hunliqianxi,weihunfudexiaoqingmeizhaoshangmen。
tatingzheyundu,sixiaofeixiaobanshuodao:
“muwan,shuoqilainimennengzheimekuaijiehunduokuilewo。”
“henkuaiyungegejiuhuijiniyigejudadejingxi。”
xiaoqingmeidehuarangwoshifenyihuo。
zhidaodangtianwanshang,weihunfuluyunqingqingjiwoniezhejianbang,xiaoxinyiyibankaikoudao:
“wanwan,qishi.....leyaoduzilidehaizishiwode.....”
“woxiangdenghaizichushengsuandaowomendemingxia,jihaiziyigewanzhengdejia。”
luyunhuayinweiluo,wozhenggerenyijinglengzaileyigeyuandi。
suoweidejingximeidengdao,denglaidequeshiyigejudadejinghe。
wozenmeyemeixiangdao,yuzijixianglianwuniandenanyou,jingranzaihunliqianxi,jiwogaomaiyisongyidecaozuo。
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wokanzheluyunneizhangshuxidelian,cikequewubimosheng。
ranertahaizaitaotaobujue。
“wanwan,nitingwojieshi,wogenleyaozhendemeizuoshenmechugedeshi!”
“wojiushikantataikelianle,congxiaomeidiemeima,wuyiwukaode。”
“tayizhixiangyaogezijidehaizi,wojiu......wojiudangshizuocishanle,jitaliugehou。”
做慈善?
留个后?
woqidehunshenfadou,zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin。
yuanlaiwowuniandeganqing,zaitayanli,jingbibushangyichanghuangtangde“cishan”。
luyunhaizaiziguzidifenshitaiping,fangfozijishishenmepuduzhongshengdehuopusa。
“nifangxin,wodexinliyongyuanzhiyouniyige,zheijianshibuhuiyingxiangdaowomenzhijiandeganqing。”
tashuodeneimelizhiqizhuang,neimejianding。
fangfochuguiderenbushita,zuocuoshiderenfandaoshiwo。
woshenxiyikouqi,yaxiaxintoufanyongdeexin。
kanzhetaneizhangxuweidelian,woturanjuedehenkexiao。
tasihududinglewolibukaita,dudinglewoshanliang、huiyinrenjieshouzheiyiqie。
xiayimiao,taguoranluchulehuliweiba。
“wanwan,womendehunli......nengbunengxianwanghoutuiyitui?”
tawozhuwodeshou,yanshenlidaizheyisikenqiu。
“mingtianleyaoyaoquchanjian,tayigeren,wobufangxin。”
wodexin,zaineiyike,chedichenrulebingjiao。
hunlituichishiyinweitayaoqupeilingyigenvrenchanjian。
多么讽刺。
wokanzheta,lianshangjichuleyisiweixiao。
“好啊。”
woqingqingzhengkaitadeshou,yuqipingjingdebuxianghua。
luyunmingxianlengleyixia,dagaishimeixiangdaowozheimeqingyijiutongyile。
tazouhou,wobazijizhongzhongdishuaizaishafashang,hunshendeliqidoubeichouganle。
jiuzaizheishi,womadedianhuadaleguolai。
“wanwan,neigeluyun,mazaojiugennishuoguo,tarenpinbuxing,genbenpeibushangni!”
muqindeshengyinlimanshidanyouheqifen。
“nibiezaineishouweiqule,tingmade,zheihunbunengjie!”
wowozheshouji,yanleizhongyubuzhengqididiaolexialai。
“mayijingtuorenjinizhongxinwuseleyimenqinshi,shijingchenghejia,jiashirenpindoubiluyunqiangyibaibei!”
“nibuyongpa,yiqieyoujialijinichengyao。”
京城贺家?
woyouxiefameng,danxindiqueyongshangyigunuanliu。
yuanlaiwobushiguliwuyuan。
wocaganyanlei,shengyinwubijianding。
“妈,我听你的。”
“heluyundehunshi,mingtianwoqinziquxiao。”
gualedianhua,woganjuezhenggerendoushiranle。
wunianqingchunweilegou,jiudangshijishizhisun。
shenye,shouji**tuwudixiangqi。
是陆云。
wohuakaijieting,meishuohua。
dianhuaneitouchuanlaitakeyiyadideshengyin。
“wanwan,nishuilema?”
“leyao......taheduole,yizhikunao,feiyaokanwodinghunyanshangchuandeneitaoxizhuanghelingdai。”
我的心猛地一抽。
这是何等的羞辱。
tadunledun,xiaoxinyiyidikaikou。
“ni......nengbunengbangwosongguolaiyixia?tajiajiuzaifujin。”
wowozheshouji,turanjiuxiaole。
他怎么敢的?
tazenmeyouliantichuzheizhongyaoqiude?
rangwobatajiehunyaochuandelifu,qinzisongdaotahexiaosandeaichao?
也好。
wozhengchoumeiyouliyouqujianzhengzheichangbeipan。
jiurangwoqinyankankan,nimenzheiduigounannv,jiujingnengyouduoexin。
也能让我彻底死心。
woduizhedianhua,shengyinpingjingwubo。
“地址发我。”
“womashangjinisongguoqu。”
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wotizhexizhuangdai,zhanzailinleyaojiamenkou。
daizilidexizhuanghelingdai,shiwocengjingqinshouweiluyuntiaoxuandedinghunliwu,cikewozhijuedeexinwubi。
menlinganxia,menjihushimiaokai。
kaimendelinleyao,shenshangsongsongkuakuadiguozheyijianzhensiyupao。
tatoufashiluluditiezailianjia,nayoubanfenzuijiudemoyang。
neizhangchuchukeliandelianshang,cikeguazhede,shihaobuyanshidedeyiyutiaoxin。
tademuguangbawocongtoudaojiaosaoleyibian,zuihouluozaiwoshoulidexizhuangdaishang,zuijiaogouqiyimoshenglizhedeweixiao。
wonaozi“weng”deyisheng,yipiankongbai。
jiuzaizheishi,yushidemen“kada”yishengkaile。
luyunyibianyongmaojincazheshifa,yibianzoulechulai,shenshangchuanzhetongkuandenanshiyupao。
kongqilimimanzhemuyuhouchaoshieraimeideshuiqi,henhendicitonglewodeyanjing。
ertahaibuzhidaowolaile。
linleyaolikehuanshangyifujiaodididesangyin,shenziruanruandichanshangluyundegebo。
tatuqirulan,nishengdao:“yunge,dengxizhuangdaole,womenwandian......youxiya?”
luyunlianshangmanshichongni,gualexiatadebizi,xiaodezongrongyouxinran。
“haoa,doutingnide,kannizheigexiaoyaojingyounengwanchushenmehuayang。”
zheiyike,wohunshendexueyefangfodouninggule。
beizheijuhuachedisilie,zaiyepincoubuqilai。
wosisizuanzheshoulidedaizi,fachu“shasha”deshengxiang。
luyunzhongyufaxianlewodedaolai,lianshangdexiaorongshunjianjiangzhu。
wokanzhetamen,zhijuedeyanqianzheiyimuwubiangzang。
“luyun,linleyao,zheijiushinimenshuode......hezuile?”
linleyaolikexiangshoujingdexiaobaitu,wangluyunhuailisuolesuo。
luyundelianshangshanguoyisihuangluan,danlikejiubeinaoxiuchengnuqudai。
tameiyousihaoxiuchixin,fanerlizhiqizhuangdizhizewo。
“muwan?nizenmeyishenyiguide!wogenleyaocongxiaoyiqizhangda,zheimeshuxile,hainengfashengshenme?”
“buguoshiqingmeizhumazhijiankaigewanxiao,wangexiaoyouxibale!”
“shinizijisixiangwochuo,bashiqingxiangwaile!”
tabawotuidaoyibian,xiaoxinyiyidihuzhulinleyao,fangfowocaishineigeshiebushedehuairen。
“leyaohaihuaizheyun,nibiehedaota!”
wokanzhetaweihulinleyaodeyangzi,weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohaibandeexin。
woxiangqitacengdangzhewodemian,bazijideshaoziweidaolinleyaozuili。
tacengzaihanfengzhong,tuoxiawaitaojilinleyao,renyouwolengdefadou。
woxiangqiwushuci,taweilelinleyao,rangwoyizaituirang,shuowoyinggaidadu。
yuanlai,bushiwoxiaoxinyan,shitamenbenjiuhaowufencun,haowulianchi!
wokanzheyanqianzheiduibuzhixiuchidenannv,xinzhongzuihouyidianwenduyexiaosandaijin。
wosongkaishou,renyouneitaoangguidexizhuangdiaozaidishang,fachuchenmendeshengxiang。
“luyun,nizhenrangwoexin。”
wozaiyebuxiangduokantamenyiyan,zhuanshenjuejuedilikai。
guanshangmendeneiyike,wochediqingxinghesixin。
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diertian,woduzilaidaohunlixianchang。
shenshangmeichuanhunsha,zhishiyishenzaiputongbuguodebianfu。
taixiabinkemanzuo,xiqiyangyangdeyinlehaizaixunhuanbofang。
woduziyirenzoushangsiyitai,naqihuatong。
“ganxiegeweibaimangzhizhongchoukongqianlai。”
“danhenbaoqian,jintiandehunli,quxiaole。”
huayinluoxia,quanchanghuaran。
haoguimiqinshuangdiyigechongleshanglai,manlianjiaojidilazhuwo。
“wanwan,zenmehuishi?luyunni?”
wokanzheta,yankuangyire,jizanleyiyedeweiqujihuyaochongpodiba。
wochechuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong,shengyinkuseyoushaya。
“taa,gentadexiaoqingmeisihunzaiyiqile。”
“eduile,linleyao,yijinghuaishangtadehaizile。”
wodeshengyinbuda,quexiangyikezhalei,qingxidiluorubuyuanchudeluyunfumuerzhong。
lumushunjianbianlelianse,sanbubingzuoliangbuchongdaowomianqian,taishoujiuyaojiwoyibazhang。
“nizheige**!hushuobadaoxieshenme!”
woceshenduoguo,lenglengdikanzheta。
lufuyegenzheshangqian,yiliandaomaoanrandizhizewo。
“muwan!womenlujianaliduibuqini?niyaozaihunlishangzheimezaoyaowoerzi!likejiwomendaoqian!”
道歉?
woqidehunshenfadou,jianzhijuedehuangmiu!
“我造谣?”
“rangtazijigunchulai!rangtadangzhesuoyourendemian,shuoqingchuzuowandaodiganleshenme!”
lumushuangshouchayao,sangmendadenengxianfanwuding。
“nishaozaizheilixuekoupenren!womenjialuyunjiushixinshan,kanbudeqingmeizhumashouweiqu!nizenmejiujiduxinzheimeqiang?”
“womenlujiadeerxifu,kebunengshinizheimeshandudenvren!”
真是可笑至极。
jiuzaizheishi,yanhuitingdedamen“peng”diyishengbeituikai。
陆云来了。
taxizhuanggelv,renmogouyang,shenbianhaixiaoxinyiyidihuzheyigeren。
正是林乐瑶。
tachuanzheyishenbaiselianyiqun,xiaoliancangbai,yizhishourouruodifuzheyao,lingyizhishoujinjinzhuazheluyundegebo,zhenggerendoukaozaitashenshang。
neifuchuchukeliandeyangzi,rensheikanledouxinshenglianxi。
luyunhuzhetazoushangqian,kandaowo,likezhouqimeitou。
takandoumeikantaneiduidiandaoheibaidefumu,zhijieduizhesuoyoubinkegaoshengjieshi。
“gewei,zhenshibaoqian,wolaiwanle。”
“yinweileyaota......huaiyunle,shentibushufu,wozuoweitaweiyideqinren,haoxinsongtaquyiyuanzuolegejiancha。”
“meixiangdao,jiuwanlezheimeyihuier,jiubeimuwanzaizheilizaoyaoshengshi!”
tayizhengciyan,fangfozijicaishineigeshouletiandaweiquderen。
binkemendeyanshenshunjianbianle,congtongqingwo,bianchenglebiyiheshenshi。
luyunkanzhewo,yanshenbingleng,zuijiaogouqiyimocanrendexiaoyi。
“muwan,wozhidaonibuxihuanleyao。”
“dannibunengyinweizheige,jiubianzaozheizhonghuangyanlaiwumiewomen!”
tamengdibagaoyinliang,shenshouzhizhewodebizi。
“wokannijiushizhaojiekoubuxiangjiehun!”
“muwan,dinghunyanzaojiuguole,nixuanzezaidahunnaoshi,ninandaoshilaipianhunde?”
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luyunhuayingangluo,linleyaolihuadaiyudizhanlechulai,lazheluyundeyijiao。
“wanwanjie,nibieguailuyunge,haizizhenbushitade。”
tashuozhe,haichuchukeliandikanxiangwo,yanlideleiyaoyaoyuzhui。
“shiwoshentibushufu,tacaihaoxinsongwo,nizhendetaiminganle,buyaoyinweizheigewuhuijiuhuihuna......”
haoyiduojiaoruodebailianhua。
wohaimeikaikou,lumujiuxiangzhuazhulejiumingdaocao,shunjianzhigaoqiyangqilai。
tazhizhewodebizi,tuomoxingzidoukuaipendaowolianshang。
“tingjianmeiyou!renjialeyaodoushuole!nigexiaodujichangdenvren,haiganwumiewoerzi!”
“xianzai,like,jiwoguixiarencuo!”
lumuxiabataidelaogao,yanshenlimanshibiyiheshishe。
“niyaoshiketourencuole,wohainengkaolvkaolv,rangwoerzibaniqujinmen!”
我笑了。
pingshenghaishidiyicijiandaozheimehouyan**deyijiaren。
“rangwodaoqian?bukeneng!”
wosisidingzhelumuneizhangyinweifennuerniuqudelian,yiziyidun。
“ganbugan,xianzaijiuquzuoqinzijianding!”
“ruguohaizibushiluyunde,womuwanjintianjiuguizaizheier,jiniketoudaoqian!”
wodehuayinyiluo,lumudelianseshunjianshabai。
tayanshenduoshan,qishiruoledaban,quehaizaizuiying。
“zuoshenmejianding!nijiushizaoyouyixin,zhaojiekouhuihun!”
“haoa。”wolengxiaoyisheng,taochushouji,“jirannimenjubuchengren,neiwomenjiubaojing,gaonimenlujiahehuozhapian!”
zheihuaxiangshitonglemafengwo。
lujiadeqidagubadayishunjianyiyongershang,jiangwotuantuanweizhu。
jihushitongyishijian,waibianyidaqunjizhechonglejinlai,duizhexianchangjiushiyidunmengpai。
shanguangdengfengkuangshanshuo,cidewozhengbukaiyan。
“jiushita!neigehuihundezhanv!”
“zijiweihunfuhaoxinbangpengyou,tajurandangzhonghuihunrangrenjianankan!”
“kankanlujia,duohaoderenjia,beitapianle!”
舆论瞬间一边倒。
zaisuoyourendejingtouli,wochengleneigewuliqunao、xinsidaidudepianhunzhanv。
erluyunhuzhe“shoujing”delinleyao,lumuzaiyipangtongxinjishoudikusu,huotuotuoyichushouhaizhedaxi。
hunluanzhong,lumuzhanghongzhelian,yandishanguoyisihendu。
tachenzhesuoyourenbuzhuyi,mengditaiqijiao。
yijiaohenhenditixianglewodeduzi。
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xiaofuchuanlaiyizhensixinliefeidejutong。
wozhenggerenxiangbeizheduandexiami,mengdigongqishenzi,lenghanshunjianjintouleyifu。
lumuneizhangyinfennuerniuqudelianzaiwoyanqianfangda,yanshenlimanshifengkuang。
“jiwoda!dasizheigebuyaoliande**!”
tajianlidisihouzhe,xianggepofuyiyangpuleshanglai。
lujiadeqinqimenzaojiukanwobushunyan,cikedelemingling,yiyongershang。
yourenzhuawodetoufa,henhenwangdishangzhuang。
yourensichewodeyifu,zuilimazhewuyanhuiyu。
quantouhebazhangyudianbanluozaiwoshenshang,meiyijidoudaizhehaobuyanshideeyi。
wodepengyoupinmingdexiangweihuwo,quebeiyiqunrenqiangxingtuikai。
luyunjiuzhanzairenqunwai,lengmodikanzhe,fangfozaikanyichangyutawuguandenaoju。
xuexingweihexiaodushuideweidaohunzazaiyiqi,tianxuandizhuan。
zaichedishiquyishiqian,wozhikandaowushushanguangdengduizhewolangbeibukandeyangzifengkuangshanshuo。
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wobuzhidaohunmileduojiu。
dengwozaicixinglai,renyijingzaiyiyuanle。
shiwodeguimiqinshuangbawosonglaileyiyuan。
bingfangdedianshishang,zhengputiangaidibofangzhewode“chouwen”。
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jingtouli,shiwobeilujiarenweioudehuamian,quebeieyijianjichenglewodanfangmiansapodongshou。
wozhengzhazhexiangzuoqilai,hunshendegutoudouxiangsanlejiayiyangteng。
erneixieciyandebiaotiheedudepinglun,bishenshangdeshanggengrangwoquru,rangwofennu!
yucitongshi,dayangbian。
yizuosirenzhuangyuanli,yigeyongronghuaguidenvrenzhengkanzheshouxiachuanlaideshipin,liansebinglengrushuang。
tashiwozaiguowaichuchademuqin,quanqiunvshoufu,xulan。
“查。”
tadeshengyinmeiyouyisiwendu。
“balujiasuoyouangzangshi,doujiwowachulai。”
“gandongwodenver,woyaotamen......shengburusi!”