第4章

sunwukongshuo:“ruozheishizhenshishijie,wohuoxukeyiyijiu。zhishizheimengliyiqiejieshixuwu,zhishinidejiyi。

wowufagaibianxuwudedongxi。nidiebingsishiyijingfashengdeshishi,sheiyegaibianbule。niyunifuqin,yejiuzhiyouzheijigeyuedexiangchushijianle。”

“shenme?”lindaiyubuganzhixindediezuozaidi,fanyingguolai,youmangbudiewangtadiewulipao,hunandefangjianli,linruhaitangzaibingchuangshang,shenxingkugao,yanshenaoxian,bushiyouzhongzhongdekesoushengchuanlai。

lindaiyuchongguoqu。puzailinruhaichuangqian,buganzhixintaneiweiwugaoda,dingtianlididefuqin,jingranbingdezheiyangyanzhong。

tajiaojidehuhandao:“die,die,nikuaihaoqilai,niyidinghuihaoqilaide,nibiehewo。”

“yuer,diedehaoguinv,siqiannengzaijianniyimian,wo…sierwuhanle。

zuijinxuduoshiri,wojingchangmengdaonimuqinshuoxiangwo,dagaiyaobuleduojiu,wobianyaoqupeitale,

niwaizumujitengni,kendingnengbaohunizhangda…”

linruhaibanmengbanxingjian,wozhelindaiyudeshou,xuxutaotaodeshuozhe。

lindaiyuxinzhongbushe,qibuchengsheng。

tafuzailinruhaixiongkou,wuyandao:“die,nibuyaoliuxianveryiren,neirongguofubiaomianfugui,neilizaoyibailuo。

neijiushigechirenbutugutoudedifanga!ninzoulezhihou,tamenchizanjiadejuehu,wochiderencanyangrongwanli,lianrencandoumeiyou。

laotaijungenbenbuzhidao……suoyourendoumanzheta……”

lindaiyukudeganchangcunduan,sunwukongzaiyipangmianluburen,tagenlinruhaishuo:

“laoxiansheng,ninxianbieshanghuo,jiranneifulibushigeshengyoudedeng,ninhaiburuduoliudiansichanjininguinv,suishuomeiyouweichugedeguniangduzizhangjiadedaoli,kerenhuozhebishenmedouqiangbushi。”

lindaiyubutongyi:“nishuoshenmeni,wobushitancaizhiren,congbuxihanhuangbaizhiwu。”

“guniang,nibuxihanguibuxihan,shuyunidedongxi,weishayaopingbaibianyilebieren,erqie,ronganlaosunshuojushihua,niyigeguige**,youxudeyaorencanjiuming。

nikeyibuxihuanhuangbaizhiwu,keruoshimeiyouhuangbaizhiwu,kongpanilianzuijibenderizidouguodebutimian。”

“shishi,zheiwei…houzishuodedui,wozheijiuqishen,weiwoguinvzhiban…zhishiyinqianchenzhong,guinvdaiduolepashizaorendianji。”

“nifangxin,youanlaosunni,anlaosunzheigenjingubangyiwansanqianwubaijin,haibushizhaoyangshuadehuhushengfeng。

niyinzizaiduo,hainengbianjingubanghaichen!”

“meiyoumeiyou,zheidaoshimeiyou。”

linruhaijiangjiazhongjinyinjulongzaiyichu,yousunwukongbanglindaiyubeizhe。

lindaiyuzailinruhaizanglihoubeijiehuirongguofushi,dailexuduozangshu,songjigeweijiemei。

houlai,guifeiniangniangshengqin,dayuanzichangxi,youyichu《sunxingzhedanaotiangong》

sunwukongzhizhexitaizigenlindaiyushuo:“nikan,neirenbiaoyande,zhengshianlaosun。nizaojiuzhixiaoanlaosunzheihaorenwule,weiheburen?”

lindaiyuniutou:“wokemeixiangneimeduo,wozhidangshinaerlaidehoujing。”

zuishangruciburaorendeshuozhe,chunjiaoquebuzijuewanleqilai。

wanxieshihou,lindaiyuzhengzaishuijue,jiabaoyuqianlaitanwang,haifeiyaoyutazhenyigezhentou。

takanjianjiabaoyuzuobiansaishangyouyiniukoudaxiaodehonghen,tawensheidezhijiahuapode。

baoyushuoshi,taoluyanzhigaozi,zhanshangde。

lindaiyushenshoujitacazhe,xinliqueyongchuyiguzibuxilai。

sunwukongshuodedui,yigenanren,jiusuanmeiyoudazhangfuyifanzuowei,zhengtianpaozaiguniangjialinongyanzhi,xiangshenmehua。

liansunwukongneizhihouerdoumingbaidedaoli,jiabaoyuquebumingbai。

连只猴子都赶不上。

a…budui,neikebushiyibandehouzi,neikeshigandanaotiangongdeqitiandasheng!

xuebaochaishengri,zhongrenweizaiyiqitingxi,wangxifengturanzhizheqizhongyirenxiaodao:“zheigehaizibanshanghuoxiangyigeren,nimenkanbukandechulai。”

zhongrendanxiaobuyu,shixiangyunshuo:“daoshixianglinjiejiedemoyanger。”

baoyulianmangduitashiyanse,rangtabieshuole。

jiuweidenankanlongzhaozailindaiyushenshang,tamiansecangbai,jihuyaoluoxialeilai。

turan,tajiansunwukongyaoshenyibian,fushenzaigangcai《xiyouji》libanyansunhouzidexizishenshang,yilianzhuaichulaiyidaqunren。

yiyibianpaidao:“zheigexianglaotaijun,zheigelianernainai,zheigexiangshidaguniang,zheigexiangbaogongzi,zheigexiangxueguniang,bieshuo,nimenhexizihaidoutingyouyuanfende。”

gangcaixiaodehuazhiluanzhandejiren,liansedunshinankanqilai,wen:“zheishiheyi?”

neihualeyoucaidesunhouzixiaodao:“ruoshigeweijuede,zhishidanchunjuedelinguniangyuzheixizixiangxiang,biewutayi。

neiwoyezhishidanchunshuo,zheixierenyunimenxiangxiangeryi。

ruoshinimenjuederenfensanliujiu,xizinaixiajiuliu,neinimenxiaoyixiziyulinguniangxiangsi,qibuyouchaofengzhiyi?

anlaosunyirenjinimenpeiyigexizi,nimenyiqibeichaofeng,yeshengdedandanlinguniangyirenshoudaochaofeng,wurenyutazuobanbushi?”

zheihuachukou,zaichangderenliansedoubuhaokanle,zhidaodoushirenshengfumuyangde,nayoushenmechaoxiaozhiyi。

congcongjiangzheishiyangaiguoqu。

zhiyoulindaiyu,zhengzhengdewangzhesunhouzi,yanzhongsiyoujingyingyuluoweiluo。lianshangdexiaorongqueshijuemei。

tamanlianganjidehuanlesheng:“dasheng!”

“ai,anlaosunzuijianbudeneixiejinyuqiwaibaixuqizhongdeshijiadazu,qilinggukunvzi。”

sunwukongheiheixiaozhe,jixupeizhelindaiyuruzoumaguanhuayiban,zaimengjinglizhongwenguowang。

buguo,zhiqianzailindaiyuxinlineikusedeyuemengyibandeguowang。

zaisundashengdepeibanxia,zaiyebushiwuzhumimang,qikugudandehuiheise。

houlai,rencanyangrongwanlimeiyourencanle,sunwukongbuzhiconghechukanglaiyidabaofurencan,youlindaiyusuiyitiaoxuan。

shuoshizheifujindetudilaoerwade,yaoshibuheshi,linruhaijitaliuxiadeneiyiwanliangbaiyinhaizai,keyidaitachuqujintiaoxiexihuande。

lindaiyuxiaodao:“zicongchilenidexiandan,wozhishikanqilaishouruo,zaojiubunanshoule,nalixuyaozheiyangpofei。”

zaihoulai,duanwujieguifeishangci,jiabaoyuhexuebaochaideliwushiyiyangde,zaijiashangzhiqianjiuyourenshuo“jinyuliangyuan”。

yuanbengaishangxinyujuedelindaiyu,quemeizairudangchuneiban,ganchangcunduan。

jibianhoulaiyoutingwenerrenhunshiyezhishishenqingdandande。huiwuzhegongshanwensunwukong:“dashengrebure?”

sunwukongzuozaiyipangyizishang,zuomeizuoxiangdejizijidaolebeicha:“guniang,yichangmengyile,buruxinglaiba!”

lindaiyushuo:“zheimengwomengguobuxiabaihui,touyiciyourenzaimenglihuwo,peiwo。rujinwomeibingmeizai,haiyounipeizhewoshuohua,haiyouxuduoyinzirencanbangshen,wozheibuxihanhuangbaizhiwude,douyouxieshebudexinglaile。”

“hai,zheiyousha,renshengshimeng,mengrurensheng,yichangmeng,mengyisheng,zheichangmengxing,hechangbushixiayichangmengdekaishi。wanghouyougenghaodeni!”

sunwukongheiheixiaozhe,shanshenchulelindaiyudemeng。

lindaiyuyezhengkaileyanjing。

tajiansunwukongyaozou,mangqishenzhuaizhusunwukongdeyixiu,yanjingliangliangde,tashuo:“dasheng,tingwenxiyoushifenyouqu,shiwozheishenguinvzixiangxiangbudaode,xianxiawoduibaogegeyemeilezhiwang。buruo,nidaiwotongqu?”